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PoliticsRe: Dr Aroms Aigbehi Calls For Boycott Of Cow Meat. by donkilluminati(m): 6:00pm On Jan 11, 2018
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

Oga my beer will not taste right without suya... Just say YesToGoatMeatSuya
have you forgotten they still own the goats and sheeps?
CrimeRe: Terrorist Don Waney Finally Gunned Down By Nigerian Army (Graphic Photos) by donkilluminati(m): 2:30pm On Jan 07, 2018
braimeddy:
Wow! This is real good news to the omoku people. They will now have rest of mind.


If don wanny and his members can be caught and killed, why is boko haram that difficult? For many yrs they have been terrorizing dis country. This really show that some big politicians have their hands in it.
terrorist are way more complex than most people can understand. even till date the west/developed nations cant completely stop their operations. I think it is because they are organized in large numbers like the military, and also good at playing hide and seek.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Corper Ebere Christian Dies In Accident Along Minna Road by donkilluminati(m): 2:53pm On Jan 06, 2018
grin grin grin grin
Goddyj:
I tire for this country o
PoliticsRe: Inside The Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library Complex. Pics. by donkilluminati(m): 1:41am On Dec 27, 2017
hatchy:
Very loaded and beautifully crafted.
This goes a long way to show how OBJ is intellectually endowed unlike the dullard occupying Aso Rock who have never written any book or delivered any intellectual speech in his life to benefit mankind.

A President who doesn't have ordinary standard six certificate and does not even know his actual age, is that one a President?
one talent i grew up knowing Nigerians with is being good at talking down on each other and saying disparaging words on people that are greater than their whole generation can ever smell. they are good at talking down on people based on fiction and not on actual fact. google the word Hater, it will only lead you to an early grave.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Never Said Nigerians Live In Huts - White House Says by donkilluminati(m): 7:11am On Dec 24, 2017
it's an understatement to say Nigerians live in Huts. they actually live in a Zoo..
CrimeRe: 16-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Breaking Lenovo Phone Screen Of N12,000 (Photos) by donkilluminati(m): 3:45pm On Dec 03, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
A 16-year-old indigent sales girl identified as Rosemary was arrested early this morning for mistakenly breaking the screen of a Lenovo Smart phone valued at N12,000. She was asked to buy a new phone which she failed to and she was arrested by the owner.

According to President & CEO Stephen and Solomon Foundation and Behind Bars; Prince Gwamnishu Harrison, immediately after the arrest, he got an SOS from Tony White, in company of Mr. Jude (South South Director Intelligence BBI NG Human Rights Network).

They arrived the police station in Delta State to see Rosemary as they secured her release and also paid for the damaged phone.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/teenage-girl-arrested-mistakenly-breaking-screen-n12000-phone-photos.html
The poverty in Nigeria is overwelming to the point that the Nigerian police will agree to keep someone behind bars just because of ordinary lenovo phone broken screen. the only thing Nigerians are good at is chest beating/dry ego.
TravelRe: Ejike Gift Emeka: 1st Class Graduate Had Accident On His Way To Lagos For NYSC by donkilluminati(m): 3:04am On Nov 28, 2017
So first class graduates are not supposed to die or involved in an Accident? lol.. Nigerians eh, most of yall IQ is too low...
stephenduru:
Emeka,a 1st class graduate recently got involved in a road accident on his way to Lagos for NYSC.

Emeka was strong, energetic young man full of life till the sad event that happened on 20th of November. As a 1st class graduate of the Micheal Okpara university of Agriculture he has great hopes for the future.

Due to the severity of the accident which affected his spinal cord he cannot move his body parts. About 4 million is needed for his treatment to continue as he is on life support and further corrective surgeries. The family has already exhausted their little funds. He needs our help.

He is presently at UNTH Enugu but needs to be transferred to MEMFYs hospital for Neurosurgery at Enugu state.

We can't do it all alone and that is why we areusing this medium to reach out to all friends, families , kind hearted Nigerians to help him as we fight hard to save our brother Emeka.

The family and friends honestly need your help in this trying time


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/first-class-graduate-of-micheal-okpara.html?m=1
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Running From Thailand Police Dies After Car Knocked Him Down by donkilluminati(m): 2:50pm On Nov 26, 2017
onoikenna:
According to multiple social media reports,the Enugu State man pictured below was killed by a car while running from Thai Police in Bangkok.May his soul RIP.Amen!

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/nigerian-man-killed-by-car-while.html?m=1
The Thailand police are presently getting rid of all foriegners both whites/blacks without proper documentation. I presume this dude was trying to escape been caught and deported. may he RIp. but true true Igbo boys don Tanish Naija Image badly for this way.
Christianity EtcRe: Dominican Republic: TB Joshua Gets Highest Senate, Congress Awards by donkilluminati(m): 11:52am On Nov 26, 2017
gabonsky:
PTBJ is a great access to Nigeria but we have failed to used him as our own products to export to other continents. Let us forget whether he is fake or real.

I have travelled to two continents of the world and I know how influential and popular prophet TB Joshua name is over there and how to they are eager to meet, work or partner with him to extend his hands to their continents.

Nigeria don't know what they have until the man is gone to meet his creator and you don't have this type of man often among you.

I am speaking with parable to our Nation.

God bless Nigeria....
The Nigerian Leaders dont just know how to run a Nation. they are all bunch of Educated Illiterates. no critical thinking, no creativity. they think it's only about bagging certificate. nonsense country.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Hosts Wike At His Hilltop Residence In Minna(photos) by donkilluminati(m): 8:43am On Nov 24, 2017
AFONJACOW:
I blame docile Niger Deltans for this rubbish. these Almajiris from landlocked oil barren cursed desert people suppose to be the one's paying all this homage to south south but the case was the reverse.... ND despite it huge mineral endowment yet they are the most undervalued and undeveloped in Nigeria, North east has a good roads network than most state in ND , the earlier they raise up and challenge this blunders and take what rightfully belong to them the better for them and their generation
Okon just because a land does not posses oil doesn't mean that land is Barren. that same land might be rich in Agriculture and other mineral resources untouched. the reason why the North will always be politically smarter than other parts of Nigeria. big dogs don't back. go back to kindergarten and begin again.
PoliticsRe: Oyinbo Engineer Donates Blood To Victims Of Suicide Bomb Blast In Adamawa. PICS by donkilluminati(m): 1:28pm On Nov 22, 2017
Agentsmith002:
nothing surprise here, the donor is also a terrorist as shown by his name

please no senseless quote
you are a cow. senseless fool...
Christianity EtcRe: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by donkilluminati(m): 6:23am On Nov 22, 2017
helobabe:
@GISTMORE

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5a14ecdbba7f6.jpg

COZA pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo stepped out in this $1280 Gucci hoodie. That's N465,920 at today's exchange rate. Those shoes are also on point.

https://www.gistmore.com/check-coza-pastors-gucci-hoodie-cost-n465920-photo
See pastor with swag.

Foreign AffairsRe: Go, Mugabe, Go - By Reuben Abati by donkilluminati(m): 7:22am On Nov 21, 2017
The difference between Mugabe and Nigerian Leaders is, they take a break for a while and then return again to rule Nigerians while Mugabe refuse to take break for once...
exlinklodge:
Frankly I'm appalled that a man of 93 years old which has ruled her country for 37 years is adamant to relinquish power to other citizens. Power they said intoxicates. Nigeria renowned lawyer, SAN and a political aide has carefully written down yet another interesting piece about the ongoing political woes currently ravaging Zimbabweans.

Read below.. By Reuben Abati


Since August, I have been the anchorperson of a programme on television called ThisDay Live where we discuss political matters – local and global. The programme is available on Arise News TV at 6pm, 9pm and sometimes at midnight every Sunday. Two days ago, we discussed the situation in Zimbabwe, the elections in Anambra, Nigeria’s decision to hire Malaysian experts at a cost of N485 million to figure out new pathways for Nigeria’s economic growth (with all the experts in Nigeria oh!), the proposed expansion of President Buhari’s cabinet, the burial of 26 teenage Nigerians by the Italian authorities without Nigeria showing up, the sale of Nigerians and other Africans into slavery in Libya… But our top story was Zimbabwe and the travails of a once-upon-a-time Comrade Robert Mugabe. We started the programme by joining the Arise News studio in London where our colleague Tham who has been on the Zimbabwean story provided all the updates.

He had said that he thought that the Lagos studio was a little behind on the story, because at that point, there were clear indications that Robert Mugabe had been persuaded to resign and he thought that would happen in a matter of hours, because television cameras were already being set up and Mugabe, having been expelled from the ruling party, along with his Lady Macbeth wife- the Gucci Grace, was bound to throw in the towel. I engaged Tham and my last question to him was: Is it certain that Mugabe would resign, or he would have to be impeached? I paraphrase of course. But Tham was sure, he was certain that the matter would not require impeachment proceedings, and that Mugabe was sure to resign and allow Zimbabwe to move ahead. His optimism was misplaced, and I do not blame Tham for his optimism. We all have been very optimistic that the drama of Zimbabwe had reached a certain end, but the reality is that the coup plotters of Zimbabwe are proving to be the nicest coup plotters ever in the history of that enterprise.

The more we hear about Zimbabwe, the more it appears that the military and the ZANU-PF hierarchy who want Robert Mugabe out of the way, are not really sure of what means to employ to achieve their objective. This must be the most uncertain, the most diffident bid for power ever, and it is a clear illustration of the extent of Robert Mugabe’s hold on power in that unfortunate country.

Majority of the people who want Mugabe out of power may not like his wife, the typist turned mistress, turned wife, turned Lady Macbeth, turned power-seeker, but they remember Mugabe’s role in the history of their nation – he fought for independence, he defied the colonialists and the imperialists, but he then became a despot, muzzling the opposition, killing off any form of dissent, the once revered revolutionary soon became a woman-wrapper, and in his later years, a parody of his old self. Those who want him out of power are his own associates, members of a party he co-founded, not the opposition, and so they treat their elderly comrade with too much love. These coup-plotters are therefore behaving as if they are afraid to hurt Mugabe. He is so ensconced in their psyche, they would rather not hurt him, because he is so central to their collective reckoning and history.

The Zimbabwe military has been treading so carefully it does not even want to use the word “coup”. I believe that this is not necessarily out of the fear of international backlash – the international community would be glad to see Mugabe fall- all the issued statements are at best symbolic diplomatese. Mugabe is the oldest President in the world and a signal nuisance with his off-key speeches, falling spells, despotism and soporific appearances on the global stage. At 93, he has nothing to offer anymore, but the man has since declared that he is determined to remain in office till the age of 100, or interpretively, die in office. A coup against such a man would attract the usual scripted responses but the global feeling would be one of actual relief.

Leaders like Mugabe sometimes put international consensus to threat. Anyhow, the characters in charge of the current situation in Zimbabwe not only put Mugabe under house arrest, they have since then been going to him to pay homage. Two days after the military announced their intervention, the leaders went to visit Mugabe at home. He later showed up at a convocation ceremony, where he showed absolutely no signs of distress. One of the graduands was in fact the wife of the Zimbabwe Chief of Defence Forces! When Mugabe addressed the nation on Sunday, he was serenaded by the same people who want him out of the way, with one of them even helping him to turn the pages of an incoherent speech.

The so-called change-agents of Zimbabwe are actually not change agents at all. What is going on in Zimbabwe is not a revolution; it is a re-arrangement of the power nexus within the ruling party. This is all at the end of the day about Grace Mugabe. The liberation veterans within the ruling party, who are aligned with the ousted former Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa resent the rise to influence and power and the threat of further rise of Robert Mugabe’s wife, the 52-year old Grace Mugabe. They needed to stop the flow of her opportunism: her plan to capture the leader and capture the country with nothing more than female power. I agree that it is important and expedient to stop Grace Mugabe from turning an entire country into what is currently known in Nigeria as “the other room”. Having achieved that objective, and Robert Mugabe having reassured them, and they assuming that by taking leadership of the party from Mugabe and bringing back Mnangagwa, that the revolution has been saved, the elders of the events of the last week in Zimbabwe may end up advertising their own naivety.

The rigmarole, indeed the entertainment, has gone on for too long. The speech given by Robert Mugabe Sunday night showed that Mugabe is defiant. He is unwilling to resign or step down. He understands that the Sixth schedule of the Constitution creates its own special roadblocks if a “supposedly elected” President must be removed from office. If care is not taken, Robert Mugabe will outsmart those who want him out of power and we could have a tragic situation in that country.

The old man of Zimbabwe politics is still trying to take charge, postponing the evil day and even after his removal from the leadership of the party, he wants to preside over the next meeting of the ZANU-PF. Here is Mugabe behaving like that proverbial, aged uncle in the village who keeps defying death. Each time he falls ill and the children and grandchildren begin to prepare for his funeral, he would suddenly wake up again, sometimes after his death has been announced and funeral arrangements have been made. The family got trapped in the endless funeral arrangements, until someone came up with the idea that the Oracle should be consulted to find out the mystery of the old man’s repeated Lazarus-like existence. The Oracle’s striking revelation was that the old man had a charm, a ring on the big toe of his left leg, and until and except that ring is removed, the man may never die. What the change-seekers of Zimbabwe should do is to remove that ring around Mugabe’s thumb toe on the left leg.

It is none other than the respect and sympathy that the authors of the recent process still have for Mugabe. Left to the ZANU-PF leadership and the military, they’d rather have Mugabe die in office. What they cannot stand is the impunity of his overreaching wife, the Jezebel called Grace Mugabe. The turning point came when Grace turned her gaze on the liberation veterans and began to eliminate them starting with former VP Emmerson. The liberation wing of the ZANU-PF could no longer tolerate the rise of Grace Mugabe’s G-40 and their bid for power. Grace Mugabe is Robert Mugabe’s nemesis. She is the Delilah to his Samson.

When Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari told an international audience that his wife belongs to the sitting room, the kitchen and the other room, we all accused him of misogyny, but in far away Zimbabwe, Mugabe is making Buhari look like a man of wisdom. Not a few world leaders have been destroyed by their wives: Lucy Kibaki, the wife of Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki was so powerful, her husband openly deferred to her in public. In Africa’s patriarchal system, a President’s wife behaving like she has her husband on a leash, is bound to ignite crisis. Grace Mugabe is said to be in a fit of hysteria. Forty-one years younger than the husband she married by stabbing another husband in the back, Grace Mugabe will never be forgotten as a case study for the anatomy of female power.

On his own, Mugabe, going through a process of anagnorisis and devastating catharsis, wants to hold on to power by all means. Sit-tight African leaders and despots never want to leave. Idi Amin of Uganda didn’t want to go. Yahya Jammeh, the most recent example, tried every possible trick to prolong his stay in office. In Egypt, it took a people’s revolution to push Hosni Mubarak out. Mugabe is going through the same course of defiance. He needs to be reminded that the people are the real Oracle of democracy.

The game is up. The genie is out of the bottle. In 37 years, the ordinary people of Zimbabwe, who have majorly not known any leader other than the old man, have never gone out in protest to reject him, not even when he brutalized the opposition, not even when he killed hundreds of thousands of Ndebeles, but now the people have found their voice. They are defying Mugabe. They want him out. He has thus lost legitimacy and influence. His mystique is gone. His power is vanishing. Without power, a man of power is nothing but a shell. Mugabe has reportedly rejected every option that he has been given: resignation, a life in exile, or retirement within the country, with full immunity. He is not sure. He is trying to buy time. The truth is Mugabe has been caged. He is afraid of tomorrow. He is scared. It is good to see the hunter in the role of the hunted. He does not deserve our pity.

Hopefully, other sit-tight African leaders who imagine themselves to be monarchs rather than leaders would learn from the travails of former Comrade Robert Mugabe. In Togo, Equitorial Guinea, Democratic Republic of Congo, Uganda, and Cameroon, and elsewhere in Africa, sitting Presidents are behaving like monarchs. The rings on their toes would also have to be removed by the people, in order to fully consolidate the democratic dispensation in Africa.

The international community must not allow Zimbabwe to continue to drift. The uncertainty that lingers in that country, if allowed to continue, could result in greater chaos and instability. The Military and the ZANU-PF have done apparently their best so far to push Robert Mugabe, but the man has refused to jump. The international community has the wherewithal to make him jump. It must be made clear to him in no uncertain terms that the game is up. It is over. The Zimbabwe parliament should be encouraged to impeach Robert Mugabe. Fears of a possible deluge in a Zimbabwe without Mugabe may be overstretched.

Things are bad enough as they are in that country, with inflation at 50%, a comatose economy and widespread hardship. Mugabe’s exit should guarantee only one outcome: an opportunity to rebuild a battered country and a traumatized citizenry. That real change may not come from a compromised ZANU-PF and so-called rent-collecting liberation veterans, but from a new beginning in which Zimbabwe frees itself from the Banquo’s ghost of Mugabe’s misrule and an entitlement class parading itself as revolutionaries.


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/11/go-mugabe-go-by-reuben-abati.html

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PoliticsRe: Igbo Leaders To Buhari: We Won’t Be Deceived With 2023 Igbo Presidency by donkilluminati(m): 8:09am On Nov 18, 2017
rifasenate11:
the igbos are the leaders of the SMEs in Nigeria. at the end they drive the market systems. they know economics and apply the laws of demand and supply very well. they are never bothered with the Politics of Nigeria. they take the risk to bring the market to where they are needed. that's why they will always be superior to any other. no sentiments attached . it's only an igbo man that will buy a commodity for #20 and sell it for #250. the shocking of it all is that large percentage of their customer base are still the Northerners. so what can they gain from the Northerners. they are the ones taking that Nigerian money from thier pockets. at the end they are living large and are individually richer than the others who jump into politics and enrich their families while large percentage of the community remains poor.
And yet they are no where to be found among the top 6 richest people in Nigeria. talk is cheap tho.
PoliticsRe: Umahi Praises Buhari Who Has Ebonyi Housemaid & Cook. Nigerians React by donkilluminati(m): 5:23pm On Nov 16, 2017
EricIyke:
www.dedechibublog.com/2017/11/umahi-praises-buhari-for-having-ebonyi.html?m=1

https://i1.wp.com/www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Ebonyi-10.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1
this post just made me confirm how stupid most Nigerians can be. what's up with the dry ego most Nigerians posses? do you know what it means to be a professional chef or even a presidential chef for that matter? Nigerians are mad. travel outside Nigeria to know the worth of chefs. idiots..
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows Off His Decorated Office - Photos by donkilluminati(m): 2:21pm On Nov 13, 2017
Airforce1:
..
Double your hustle and stop hating on rich people and how they chose to live their life .

Below is Floyd mayweather and muhammed Alli.

Legit wise, Flow mayweather is richer than your current president .

But corruption , undecided
that is obviously the black mans mentality that has been keeping us backwards for centuries. I thought you will show me pictures of bill gates, mark zuckerberg, and all the rich white people displaying their money/wealth, but rather you showed pictures of black men who only get self confidence about who they are by displaying money and putting on expensive cloths/wears just to boost their low self esteem.
AutosRe: Would You Buy This Bicycle For ₦3 Million ? by donkilluminati(m): 2:01pm On Nov 13, 2017
Godfrey858:
Bullshit
hell No!!!!
why is it pictured near dat race car!!??
shey the bike come wit d car for dat 3 million??!!
abi the bike can out run the car??!!
me am not understanding ooo!!!
the bike is a Mercedes Benz AMG inspired bike. it is actually not made for people like Nigerians living in abject poverty who sees 7000 euros as a very big money due to to our useless currency and shit.
RomanceRe: 10 Of The Most Promiscuous Countries In The World. by donkilluminati(m): 12:08am On Nov 13, 2017
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ENDTIMEgist:
FTC

UPDATE SO I CAN COME READ BABA EXPLORERS.



9. Netherland

8. Australia

7. Mexico

6. Greece

5. Brazil

4. Italy

3. Spain

2. New Zealand

1. Switzerland
Car TalkRe: Why Use Your Handbrake When The Gear Is On Park(p) by donkilluminati(m): 2:38pm On Nov 12, 2017
EazyMoh:
You simply don't know where it is.
yea you are right tho i remember that below my brakes and shit. never used it. i just send my car to p and i'm out.
PoliticsRe: Avengers Not Afraid Of Military, Clark Tells FG. by donkilluminati(m): 2:34pm On Nov 12, 2017
devindevin2000:
Typical afonja who thinks IPOB and Kanu is now into oblivion....lol. You will be shocked in the coming days...IPOB is more dangerous and effective working underground than Nnamdi Kanu seen live announcing his plans. Don't be fooled...IPOB is stronger than ever before. And...mind your business useless afonja thing!
e pain you die lmao
Car TalkRe: Why Use Your Handbrake When The Gear Is On Park(p) by donkilluminati(m): 8:13am On Nov 05, 2017
does Automatic cars even come with handbrake?? well, i've got no handbrake on my benz. no idea about other car brands.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Hot In Black Outfit (Pictures) by donkilluminati(m): 5:38pm On Oct 29, 2017
i used to dislike this lady with all my strength buh i'm thinking twice now coz she looks saucy shocked
Car TalkRe: World's First Dent-Proof Car Wows Crowds At Tokyo Motor Show by donkilluminati(m): 1:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
meanwhile some people are busy advancing in yahoo yahoo, Church business, witchcraft and rituals.. to say the least.
Christianity EtcRe: "Sex Is Sweet": Kaduna Redeemed Christian Church Of God Program by donkilluminati(m): 3:34am On Oct 29, 2017
Titto93:
The Theme is scandalous to shallow minds, no matter how you look at it, it's still not recommendable

watch, subscribe and share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv4h8Eexlo8
you and all this your dry comedy.
PhonesRe: 5 Smartphones With Massive Battery Capacity by donkilluminati(m): 12:46am On Oct 29, 2017
poverty phones. even the brand names alone sucks
FamilyRe: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by donkilluminati(m): 5:24pm On Oct 28, 2017
Thunder fire poverty
Christianity EtcRe: Anambra Election: Anglican Priests Campaign For PDP, Ekwueme's Daughter (Video) by donkilluminati(m): 12:23pm On Oct 28, 2017
and some people says there wont be election in Anambra state. SMFH.

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