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hmmmmm, nope, dont think so. talking from experience.

1. Detached house on 2500m2 @ Musa Yar'adua Street, VI for N500m.

2. 800m2 of land for sale at Bourdillon, Ikoyi for N300m

3. Tenement Bungalow @ Market street shomolu for sale at N30m.

4. 10plots of land @ Victory Park Estate for sale at N30m each.

5. 3 plots of land @ Pinnock Estate behind Femi Okunnu for sale at N30m

6. 4 Bedroom house @ KArimo Estate Abuja for sale at N50m.

7. 3 Nos ground floor shops @ New Oluwole Urban Complex Lagos island at N9m each.

8. 2 Nos 3 bedroom bungalow @ ogombo Lekki scheme 2 at N35m each.

9. Uncompleted bungalow @ Lekki scheme 2 resettlement for N10m.

for the above and other exciting offers, call Don on 080 345 30 156.

Date: Monday, 15 March, 2010 (2 days ago)
Location: Lekki, Vi, Ikoyi, Ajah, Lagos State, Nigeria.

Uncompleted bungalow @ Lekki scheme 2 resettlement for N10m.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

2 Nos 3 bedroom bungalow @ ogombo Lekki scheme 2 at N35m each.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

3 Nos ground floor shops @ New Oluwole Urban Complex Lagos island at N9m each.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

4 Bedroom house @ KArimo Estate Abuja for sale at N50m.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

3 plots of land @ Pinnock Estate behind Femi Okunnu for sale at N30m

call Don on 080 345 30 156

10plots of land @ Victory Park Estate for sale at N30m each.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

Tenement Bungalow @ Market street shomolu for sale at N30m.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

800m2 of land for sale at Bourdillon, Ikoyi for N300m

call don on 080 345 30 156

Detached house on 2500m2 @ Musa Yar'adua Street, VI for N500m.

call Don on 080 345 30 156

1. Detached house on 2500m2 @ Musa Yar'adua Street, VI for N500m.

2. 800m2 of land for sale at Bourdillon, Ikoyi for N300m

3. Tenement Bungalow @ Market street shomolu for sale at N30m.

4. 10plots of land @ Victory Park Estate for sale at N30m each.

5. 3 plots of land @ Pinnock Estate behind Femi Okunnu for sale at N30m

6. 4 Bedroom house @ KArimo Estate Abuja for sale at N50m.

7. 3 Nos ground floor shops @ New Oluwole Urban Complex Lagos island at N9m each.

8. 2 Nos 3 bedroom bungalow @ ogombo Lekki scheme 2 at N35m each.

9. Uncompleted bungalow @ Lekki scheme 2 resettlement for N10m.

for the above and other exciting offers, call Don on 080 345 30 156.

yeah i do have a job for you.
can you be my PA with a salary of N50 a month?

i would!, no big deal

for every day you go out and get back home alive and safe,

sleep at nite and wake at dawn,

GIVE GOD THANKS.

spent mine on transit from Warri to Lagos.

after having dated for 12years, she never invited me and still hasnt told me till today
answer to the post---------maybe.

@ Kech, thanks for that lovely, mature and wise advice, i also have that problem too, i'm taking a cue from that.

@ FL
thanks but i'll pass. i be guy na, what would i look like with a big butt? do ladies even like such guys?
i learnt that gurls believe the bigger your butt the smaller your ,  so i'll like to keep it as moderate as it is.
@ Sine, thanks alot.

i'm considering getting one( glutimax that claims it could double the size in a few weeks) for me babe but i need some advice from ladies that may have used it or know of a friend that may have and i would really love to know if they do work
i admire babes with thick toned thighs and nice, round, big butts and she knows this but me babe is a lil bit short of those qualities so i'm trying to see if i could do stuff to help enhance those areas.
someone adviced getting her some drugs that would enhance those parts but i'm afraid of resultant or side effects in future.
already, i've encouraged her to start working out, like squatting and jogging and she's doing them religiously cos she really wants to make me happy and maybe not loose me to a chick with such physical attributes but its not doing much though i've noticed a lil improvement.
please, i really need some constructive, intelligent, no hating, no insulting responses from you gurls.
thanks

if you love him, do it for him.
i would expect him to encourage you and not the other way round. like me babe, shes got this folds and a little protuding belly( i love chicks with very flat tummy and toned waist line) but i'm doing everything i can to encourage her by bying her slimming teas(not that shes fat but just to help burn off some of that extra flesh around the belly and waist), helping her work out and trying to make her stop eating late nights but rather take plenty of friuts if need be, especially at night!
you have to try and understand us, thats how God created us, we easily get moved by what we see and like/admire.
another reason would be for your health. i started jogging 2 weeks ago when i felt i was adding too much weight, panting after climbn the stairs, couldnt stand for more than ten 30min without by legs aching, but now, after just 2 weeks plus, i'm feeling so GREAT!
SO JO MY SISTER, DO IT O

below is a chat i had wif a friend sometime back, just felt i should share it wif you wanabees, PLEASE, be careful. The thing no easy, as some are craving to go in, so are some dying to pull out. the conversation did not come out the way i expected it would but for those of you chat from your yahoo mail, you would try to figure out which are hers and which are mine.
ENJOY,



Friday, October 9, 2009


Bleep
hi darling 8:56 AM





long time 8:57 AM



Me


Bleep

yes o 8:57 AM

hw life? 8:57 AM





we thank God 8:58 AM



Me


Bleep

are u still in lagos? 8:58 AM





still hoping for a better tomorrow 8:58 AM

how married life? 8:58 AM

yes 8:58 AM

where i wan go again? 8:59 AM



Me


Bleep

its just there jare 8:59 AM





what is just there? 9:00 AM



Me


Bleep

ok 9:00 AM





married life? 9:00 AM



Me


Bleep

where are u working now? 9:00 AM

not so special about marriage jare 9:00 AM





you dont sound too excited, 9:01 AM

why? 9:01 AM

i thot you would be like, waooooow 9:01 AM

what have i been waiting for all these years? 9:01 AM



Me


Bleep

things are not just going well 9:02 AM





i'm not happy hearing this 9:02 AM

whats the matter? 9:02 AM

you wan spoil my day 9:02 AM

what is wrong 9:02 AM



Me


Bleep

maybe i dont love him 9:03 AM





WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTT? 9:03 AM

i want to pretend i didnt see that comment you made 9:03 AM

say something else 9:03 AM



Me


Bleep

we always quarrel 9:04 AM

and anytime we quarrel he is like saying he wants to seperate 9:05 AM





were there such signs before you guys married? 9:05 AM

JEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9:05 AM

after just how many months? 9:05 AM

i cant believe this! 9:06 AM



Me


Bleep

we actually didnt know for long 9:06 AM





the computer is telling me you should try and learn how to type with more than two fingers 9:06 AM

but why Bleep? 9:07 AM



Me


Bleep

then about several weeks to the wedding he has mentioned about postponing the wedding 9:07 AM





you've really spoilt my day by telling me all these 9:07 AM



Me


Bleep

he said we needed more time to know hw compartible we are 9:08 AM





so why didnt you give him the time he needed? 9:09 AM

Bleep, you are too sweet a girl to be going tru this rubbish 9:09 AM

i'm not happy hearing this 9:09 AM

i was happy for you when you said you were getting married 9:10 AM



Me


Bleep

maybe i didnt know i choked him 9:10 AM





but was still not happy with you that you didnt tell you had started dating someone 9:10 AM

i felt in my spirit there was something i didnt like about the whole thing 9:11 AM

it was kinda fast! 9:11 AM

so what are you doing about it now? 9:12 AM

are you there? 9:12 AM

9:13 AM

helloooooooo 9:14 AM

Bleep!!!!! 9:16 AM

are you there? 9:16 AM

why are you leaving me in suspense like this? 9:17 AM

you know divorce is out of it dont you? 9:19 AM

well i would advice you see a marriage counsellor 9:26 AM

you would have to really pray about it 9:26 AM

NO BE JOKING MATA O
9:26 AM

you are in it for life 9:27 AM

you would have to try and bend a little for him 9:27 AM

maybe you are always on his case 9:28 AM

and if really he feels you are choking him 9:28 AM

give him some breathing space 9:29 AM

we men dont like it when our women 'choke us' 9:29 AM

its too early in marriage for this to start happening 9:30 AM

una neva even born 9:31 AM

another thing i would like you to check is your sex life 9:31 AM

i'm just trying to be as open and frank as possible 9:31 AM

is there a problem there? 9:32 AM

you are not responding and its not making feel you want to talk 9:33 AM

you just succeeded in spoiling my morning sha 9:33 AM

maybe next time 9:33 AM



Me


Bleep

what about my sex life? 9:34 AM

i am 9:37 AM

i was on call 9:37 AM

am wit u 9:38 AM

i was on call 9:38 AM

i tot u were saying sometihng about my sex life 9:38 AM







(9:39 AM)


not really about your own in particular 9:41 AM

both of you 9:41 AM

that is another major problem in marriages 9:41 AM

when there no sexual satisfaction and enjoyment with both parties 9:45 AM

there is bound to be problems 9:46 AM

any small issue would be fired up 9:46 AM

or blown out of proportion 9:46 AM

Bleep, you need to pray about this problem 9:47 AM

its not good for you at all 9:47 AM

you are in it for life 9:48 AM

and the sooner you guys find a solution(not divorce) the better 9:48 AM

marriage is meant to be enjoyed not endured 9:48 AM

that is why its always good marrying a friend 9:49 AM

cos ther would be a time love would phase out for a while 9:49 AM

but friendship would sustain the relationship 9:49 AM

until love is restored 9:49 AM

isnt he born again? 9:49 AM

doesnt he know that God commands us to love our wives 9:50 AM

no matter what? 9:50 AM

it is not even supposed to be a feeling 9:50 AM

or something you give when you feel like it 9:50 AM

its a commandment from God 9:51 AM

you must love whether you like it or not! 9:51 AM




Me

abeg e don do before insults go enter, thats why i dont like replying posts on this NL.

meanwhile, back to the question; yes i would marry a gurl older (or younger) but cant and will never marry my age mate! lailai

HABA thief! before you go crucify me, we started when i was 16 and she was 21. we no try?
it aint easy been in love for that long you know

i dated a girl 5 years older for 12years, i dont regret it 1 bit!
infact, she made me a better, more mature, romantic and caring guy to the immense benefit of the younger one onboard, 
i really would have loved to marry her had it been stuff worked out,
  i miss her alot;

yet to see one,

in a bus,,,,,,,,,,offer to pay her tp
on the street, offer to help walk her across
these are tips that have worked for me on such occasions, though i didnt toast but we ended up being good pals till date.

i met this gurl today, at some point she said to me, "hmm, you've got great arms, " and guess what, i've looked at my arms well over 100 times since she made that remark and i'm feeling ,
i used to do 30 press ups every morning but this nite alone, i think i've done 220 at intervals mind you
i'll now increase it to 50 morning and nite!!!
such compliments do work, trust me.
but i didnt let her go without also telling her how lovely her physique was and that won me her number

edo swat team! ;d

LUST AND INFATUATION, e don do me before but my eye later clear.

Guy, move the hell on!

they've gotten so big they now look like travelling bags,

stagger, abeg text your number to me , donn _ paulo @yahoo.com or you fit text me 080 345 30 156