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Career / Re: Taiwo Abiri, Who Learned How To Repair Cars By Watching Youtube Videos by Donpressman(m): 3:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
I think I will also learn to make shoes the way the Italians do it. They are the best!

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Politics / Re: The Irascible Bohemian Fayose(photo)- The Nation by Donpressman(m): 10:41am On Dec 10, 2016
Your writing is just bogus.... Just trying to impress with every sentence. You are a poor writer! I respect Reuben Abati... any day anytime. He writes so well
Romance / Re: Guys Checking Out A Lady's Backside Inside A Club by Donpressman(m): 10:53pm On Dec 09, 2016
Jenny1010:
contact me for your quality vaseline grin
Baba I swear you madt gan... comment of the year grin
Politics / Re: 2019: Count Me Out Of Mega Party— Gov Ortom by Donpressman(m): 8:09am On Dec 09, 2016
Who ask you? Governor Tom Tom grin
Religion / Re: Footballer Who Survived Colombian Plane Tragedy Was Reading His Bible by Donpressman(m): 9:03pm On Dec 08, 2016
Seun:
Either this is just a coincidence,
or God loved this man so much that He allowed him to be seriously injured in a plane crash and barely escape with his life.
Na you sabi

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Turns 'FRSC Official' On Lokoja Road (Photos) by Donpressman(m): 7:08pm On Dec 08, 2016
Enesi47:
show me the pictures of yours? Frustration IPOD
Everything is IPod and Afoja for jobless people like you. I don't even belong to any.... from a minority tribe but I laugh at you guyz foolishness on Nairaland everyday. Shameful!

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Turns 'FRSC Official' On Lokoja Road (Photos) by Donpressman(m): 6:34pm On Dec 08, 2016
Enesi47:
that married beautiful woman jealousy
Even the wife Ugly na bleaching help her

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Turns 'FRSC Official' On Lokoja Road (Photos) by Donpressman(m): 6:21pm On Dec 08, 2016
Ugly man grin

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Crime / Re: Buhari: Boko Haram Giving Up ' En Masse ' by Donpressman(m): 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2016
You sure?
Crime / Re: Unclad Headless Body Of A Woman In Enugu Discovered By Police (Graphic Pics) by Donpressman(m): 2:40pm On Dec 07, 2016
Nigeria what is all this nonsense na...





Meanwhile our minister for food affairs have something to say below grin

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Swears In 6 INEC Commissioners (see List) by Donpressman(m): 2:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
Let him continue swearing them in. One of them just changed his portfolio to minister for food affairs grin

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Gives Condition To Support New Mega Party - This Day by Donpressman(m): 8:49am On Dec 06, 2016
ivandragon:
this proposed Mega party will make the same mistake APC made.

rather than come up with a blueprint on its plans for the development of Nigeria & then shop around for people who have shown the capacity & vision in their own private lives/businesses to key into this blueprint...

they will end up making it about just kicking out PMB with no plan after that.
The best comment have read on Nairaland in 2016!
Politics / Re: Custom Intercepts Contain Of Jollof Rice, Egusi Soup From India by Donpressman(m): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2016
This one is strong o grin
Politics / Custom Intercepts Contain Of Jollof Rice, Egusi Soup From India by Donpressman(m): 5:09pm On Dec 05, 2016
Just when you thought you have seen it all grin

The Tin-Can Island Command of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has intercepted a 20ft container of “READY TO EAT FOODS’’ like Egusi Soup, Jollof Rice, Ogbono, Yam Porridge imported from India.
The Customs Area Controller, Comptroller Bashar Yusuf, disclosed this in a statement made available to newsmen on Monday in Lagos by the Public Relations Officer of the Command, Mr Uche Ejesieme.
Yusuf spoke with stakeholders at the SDV/SCOA Terminal while handing over the container of imported prepared foods to officials of the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC).
The controller described the scenario as an “aberration”, considering the fact that government granted zero duty for the importation of machinery for the packaging of agricultural products.
“Why should indigenous menu be imported into the country at a time when investors are much sought after to boost local industries,’’ the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) quotes Yusuf as saying.
The controller said the command generated 25.7 billion in November, up from N25.3 billion recorded in October.
Yusuf said that the higher revenue was recorded in spite of the recession and low imports.
He said that the command would continue to explore all avenues for maximum revenue collection.
According to him, this is in view of the exigencies of the moment, which placed more responsibilities on the service.
Yusuf urged potential investors to take advantage of the numerous export potential in the country for their socio-economic benefits.
In a related development, while briefing a group of senior officers undergoing training in the command, the controller admonished them to make professionalism, integrity and transparency as their watchword.
He also urged the officers to ensure effective leadership and supervision in carrying out their duties.
Yusuf said the various trade facilitation tools as provided in the automation of Customs procedures would guide the officers in the discharge of their functions.
The controller told the officers to see training and re-training as a veritable tool that would sharpen their knowledge toward achieving desired results.
He appreciated the Comptroller-General of Customs, Retired Col. Hameed Ali, for effectively re-positioning the service in spite of global recession.
“NCS is still working tirelessly to remain on top of its statutory mandate,’’ the controller said.
Yusuf said that this could not have been possible if not for the pragmatic leadership of the comptroller-general and his management.
“In this era and dispensation, officers are expected to be above board with deep sense of commitment and responsibility in the discharge of their functions.
“The Change ideology of the comptroller -general must be given priority attention,’’ the controller said.
He, however, warned that anybody that fails to key into the new order would be seriously sanctioned.

m.guardian.ng/news/customs-intercepts-container-of-jollof-rice-yam-porridge-egusi-from-india/
Autos / Re: Clean Honda Bulldog @350k by Donpressman(m): 11:27pm On Dec 04, 2016
250k where is your location. I will come for inspection and payment this week. Thanks
Crime / Re: How My Aunty Lost About 200k To Scammers by Donpressman(m): 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2016
This method of scam is now very popular. If you are reading this try to educate your friends and family about it. lemme explain mine. One day I was going to the bank(usually they stay along bank roads) and a guy approached me speaking both English and French. I ignored him and continue going, a guy 20 metres in front of me now asked me what the guy was up to. That he was speaking French and needed help but he was scared to help him but since we are two, we can help him because he has money with him and he might get scammed. Kindly note that the two guys who usually carry out such mission knows each other and stay at a considerable distance from one another to perpetrate such scam. Before you know it I followed them hoping I wanted to help someone grin . If they used charm I don't really now....

I think I will just create a detailed thread to educate people on this

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Politics / Re: Mega Party: Atiku, Tinubu, Makarfi’s PDP Target March 2017 Date by Donpressman(m): 8:42am On Dec 04, 2016
Ekiti state Governor, Ayodele Fayose already mentioned this during a meeting he held with his PDP followers in Ekiti last month. He said they will be joining a new party in preparation for 2018 Gubernatorial Election in Ekiti. So I believe it now!

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Crime / Re: Thieves Who Stole 150 Chickens In Enugu Arrested (Photo) by Donpressman(m): 8:56pm On Dec 03, 2016
Venice789:
see your life outside
You follow me reach here? Identify yourself grin
Crime / Re: Thieves Who Stole 150 Chickens In Enugu Arrested (Photo) by Donpressman(m): 8:51pm On Dec 03, 2016
In preparation for Christmas celebration na grin ... This country iyaff taya mi cry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billionaires: Donald Trump's Cabinet, The Richest In Modern History. by Donpressman(m): 3:01pm On Dec 03, 2016
Hades2016:
you really need a baby sitter .... you act like a toddler lol grin cheesy
Just write Otedola and restore your pride. puppet
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billionaires: Donald Trump's Cabinet, The Richest In Modern History. by Donpressman(m): 2:31pm On Dec 03, 2016
Hades2016:
you know even toddler knows Dangote is more richer so why called me out insulting me .... Get your fact right before calling people out or insulting them at list try acting mature for once
Why are you avoiding Otedola name like a plague all of a sudden yet you wrote his name first, even before Dangote? You are really a shame o grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billionaires: Donald Trump's Cabinet, The Richest In Modern History. by Donpressman(m): 1:20pm On Dec 03, 2016
Hades2016:
lol so you can't talk about dangote again lol..... you need to get your fact before insulting something over stuff you know nothing about ok
Even a toddler knows Dangote is richer than him. But the first name you wrote was Otedola and I called you out. why changing the whole thing now.... also show me the plenty Nigerians who are richer than him. You are a shame!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billionaires: Donald Trump's Cabinet, The Richest In Modern History. by Donpressman(m): 10:26am On Dec 03, 2016
Hades2016:
now who is ranting. .... Mr know pass
show that of Otedola... Noisemaker
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billionaires: Donald Trump's Cabinet, The Richest In Modern History. by Donpressman(m): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2016
Hades2016:
Otedola and dangote get money pass this trump na undecided in fact many naija get money pass this man sef
Get your facts right before ranting!
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by Donpressman(m): 11:43pm On Nov 28, 2016
Fiorentina are cursed. Them, Juve, Nice, Roma, Napoli, Villarreal can never grace my ticket again. Awon oloriburuku somebody

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Autos / Re: China’s Nextev Launches NIO Brand And World’s Fastest Electric Car by Donpressman(m): 8:25pm On Nov 28, 2016
I want to buy it 2moro. pls is it on Jumia or Konga? grin

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by Donpressman(m): 4:23pm On Nov 28, 2016
There you go if you are patient enough grin
36FNGVB
36FN6NY
36FMNS2
Thank me later!
Religion / Re: A Live Alligator For Harvest Thanksgiving In Anglican Church, Warri (Photos) by Donpressman(m): 4:20pm On Nov 28, 2016
cool

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Makes U-turn, Congratulates Rotimi Akeredolu by Donpressman(m): 9:44pm On Nov 27, 2016
Hope a loaf of this bread can sustain Ondo state indigenes for 4 years o grin

So far you collected bread to vote, i no wan hear story when Akeredolu start show him true colour o grin

Politics / Re: Ondo Election: Tinubu Hails Akeredolu’s Victory, Oyegun, Buhari by Donpressman(m): 9:36pm On Nov 27, 2016
See what Ondo state indigenes traded their futures for. grin

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