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goodyboo:
trouble err whr

Don't mind them... Jealous folks

goodyboo:
I'm loving dis....

Everything for you my love

sammie23ten:
u beta advice him to carry on to somewhere else... goodyboo is my boo...nd mine only...


#KillingMoodActivated...

Goodyboo dear, you see the difference between both of us


He's just a street thug!


I'm a boss who hires thugs like him to take care of business...


Mobi18... Pls include 50mill dollars as settlement for this thug

sammie23ten:
elmisti... I need some weed... so dat wen I kill dis guy..d tin go be lyk dream...

**d hunter is now been hunted (see my life)**

sammie23ten:
ademasta... I need ur gun...

You this polygamous man


Don't make me erase your generation from the face of the earth...


Kindly collect divorce papers from mobi18 and fill appropriately...


Don't forget that part that states '50 percent of ya properties to be given to the bride'

Omo ale jati jati


Infact... Mistabiola, handle him

Dear sweetie goodyboo, kindly ignore badbelles like

mcdonald59:
goodyboo they said donpsymon hasn't fallen in love before.....na u em wan use learn work? run for ur life o, he could be a woman beater. go for d tested and trusted lovers. I suggest u try mcdonald59 sha

And listen to men of honour like

jatau7:
tirrre.....no even go dre......our guy donpsymon his capable and he can do it.......@team donpsymon +goodyboo# dis love no b hia ohhhhhh

elmisti:
*clears throat*...introduce myslef....I am death myself, and dat certificate is not authentic.....lemme report you to my DG...Mr. Esu

Be warned


Listen to my padi

ademasta:
To all of una wey dey follow DonPsymon drag Goodyboo, if una no surrender quick, from una day 1 to day last for camp na Rice and ogbono soup una go dey chop...hehehe, if u com be asaba boy e don be for you! ***asaba people no dey chop ogbono, na forbiddn soup for them, if u dey doubt go check NL frnt page***.
Goodyboo oya say yes to my paddy make we celebrate am before i carry my boot enter field!

goodyboo:
i ...I....I....

*hugs her*

i know you do love me


*puts ring on her middle finger*

goodyboo:
forgive him Owk...let's give him a second Chance.

Alright bae

*hugs her*

*carries her and pets her gently*

elmisti:
*covers her mouth*.....see ya life, so all it takes to psych u is a piece of copied punch line bah.... U nt even considering known where d original is....pple like u cnt live in solomon era

*Quietly shows him his death certificate*

goodyboo:
I will ooo cos I dnt want what happened in 1890 to happen again

Nothing wee happen babie mi

Just listen to mobi

mobi18:
ok..goodyboo oya please accept donpsymon nah..c d odas ehn,dey re fake.. donpsymon has bin tested nd confirmed by the body of benchers.. lol,. he usually doesnt fall in love o,na jes 1 time d thing dey happen to am,nd na u b d lucky bae.. u wnt regret it i promise....

ademasta:
Who be that goodyboo self... Na ya wify to be? I dey ya back... If she agrees to be urs, then the #teamHarinholarAdemasta wud be ya first family friend!
Goodyboo oya agree chapally, Donpsymon na my paddy, e go do you well!

mistabiola:
★★★Goodyboo

Seconded

#SayYesIDo

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Nailed it already...

elmisti:
Make am 5...

Deal! Meet my attorney, barr Mobi18 for the documents

The next step na to buy El dola hotels.

mcdonald59:
donpsymon and I copied it from d same place o. jst dat he posted it here bfre me

Mobi18... My attorney, kindly handle this plagiarist

goodyboo:
its allowed

You know I don't talk much...

So lemme tell you the facts

*You're beautiful... That's why every1's allover you
*Not every1 deserves you... Some can't take care of you
*You need a strong man - I can be your shield, your protector, your guardian...
*You need care and affection - "I'm a love machine... And I won't work for nobody but you"... The estate in lekki, I already stuck a deal with elmisti for 5mil... He'll be the cleaner henceforth... Abi na left masion you want? I'll call Aare2050 and we'd buy it already...

- buggati veyron? Its yours! Versace... My dear name it! Its fantasy huh? I'll make you liv your dream... Girls go the fear you

*You know that thing when men don't have time for their bae's eh? I'll stop working and employ peeps to do the job just so I'll spend time with you... The bahamas, philipines, even porto novo ... We could do singapore, swaziland.. You name it.

*and that your camp official won't mess with you...


ALL THIS FOR LOVE ...

Jes be my e boo...

mistabiola:
★★★ **turned down the volume with red eyes****

***Stop the Music n play anoda one*****

****This time itz 9ja song****

**Je kin je... Chop ya own I chop my own oooo****

U know as 9ja lecturers dey paz girls like say dem dey paz elmisti parcel bah...

#GhostMode

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*invites praiz and asa to do a collabo called 'goodness'*


In honour of my e-boo to be: Goodyboo


+
You know I can do that for love

Ubah1:
Wait ooo, them didn't tell you that am a senior military officer eeh

Oya kneel down and apologize before i call my men to handle you

By the way, where is goodyboo my love

Ubah1:
Chaii, i go tell ekaite ur wife

Common military for naija and you're making noise anyhow


*shows him bag full with arms and ammunitions*


*Me and my guys go waste you here... You no go remember say you exists sef

*because of goodyboo... Me and my people go waste ya generation too if you no take time



*You should know its legal... Ask Saraki sef

BTW,

Me and my people include: MI6, CIA, SSS, Special forces...


But we can also handle you illegally... Na to jes settle anti spam bot... Before you knw whatsup na 6months ban for nairaland you go chop





Ask mistabiola

ademasta:
Abeg no report me for Buhari... Wait i hear say petrol don dey sell for #60 for Ilorin... *na hear i hear o!*

Goan discuss that with Harinholar jor


Can't you see am busy with goodyboo

goodyboo:
sammy2310..Whr art thou.

I know sammy2310 has been troubling you...

You know you don't deserve all these chewing gum boys, all na wash...

Lemme take care of you, you know I can...

Say the word and sammy2310 will be handled my mistabiola
You know my love for you knows no bounds... Babie mi

mcdonald59:
lolz.. u never c anytin o...I go stil d use am til we comot for camp

You be typical example of a Nigerian playboy

Ubah1:
Goodyboo love, abegi no mind him ooo. Ekaite his wife don born two pikin for am.

Come to me... I will show you heaven on earth kind of love u hear.

Warisdis


You want to die unplanned death abi?


So that's how you want to introduce yourself ko?


You don't know we have snippers here ba?

Okay...


Goodyboo, since Ubah wants to be a scape goat... Pls just say the word and watch me arrange his funeral in 2 days


My friend Chimajii can handle the coffin...

goodyboo:
*mj's voice*
ur love is magical, dats how I feel.... buh I am speechless....

*gives her roses*

*starts playing piano*

*sings john legends 'all of me' for her*

Pleeeaasssee

ademasta:
Land for sale! **continue acquiring the lands make i continue dey sell dem, make we com know who wise past**

Jes because say me and you na partners no mean say you go cheat me o


In fact


Baba must hear this ...

elmisti:
I guess u want me to clean the estate wit grenade bah

#DangoteMood

I go offer you 1million monthly to clean my bae. to be estate



Oya tell me say you no gree

omitooguns:
ur wife dey read dis tin wey u write so oo

no talk say na somebody Hack ur account write am

Why you d do like dis na

You know the heart doesn't chose who it loves...

Goodyboo sweetie... Pls don't listen to him..

mcdonald59:
uniqueness01 I know you're in love with Jesus...
I can be your defender on earth till Jesus comes....
You know say I fit be 10 defenders for you alone shey?
I can get angry for eery1 but not for you sweetie mi
Oya I'm on my knees now...
Accept me as your e boo and shame all this badbelle
folks
Mistabiola and chimajii cannor harm you... Even
haywire1 no fit near you...
Boko haram go the fear you...
Elmisti dem go d sweep your estate for you...
I can do all that, jes trust me...
Oya say you accept sweetie

I d sue you fa...


So you can't even compose small love punchline for bae abi?


You saw mine were so real you had to steal... Yeye

goodyboo:
in futures voice
I don't wanna give u a wrong impression

I need loff and affection

I don wanna sound so desperate

You know I can offer you care and affection...

+ I'm a man so I get scared of love immediately... But believe I'll love you in ways you can never imagine babie

You're driving me crraaazzzyyyy

mistabiola:

mistabiola:
★★★Bet y
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

If my runs no click eh... I'm holding you responsible

elmisti:
*hands him one bottle of vintage alomo (1776)*....

Wait... Lemme finish with goodyboo.

mcdonald59:
u mean pink lipgloss?

Why you the trip na?
Your e boo nur even get pink lip gloss sef

mistabiola:
★★★story for the God's!!!
A ghotaghim

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Why evuls?

Shey na you d toment goodyboo since shey

So I can't express my feelings again abi?

goodyboo:

Babie mi

Omalicha

Look at yur pink lips ... Chai

mistabiola:
★★★i teh u


The bae tight...

And she's endowed.....

God don finish D work 4 her body...

Bet nah person wey go maintain am be D ish...

because Donpsymon fit go *bleak* her heart

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Goodyboo see all the evuls on here ba?


All these peeps are mad folks o... They jes want to harm you, they can't offer you anything...


Lemme take care of you eh?