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I went to the nearest mortuary with this story, guess what?



All the dead body wey full there Don wake dey dance.

It's not easy to build a family.

Because Chicken is a feminist.

Good Skills and Talents are the best thing that can happen to anyone.


Even if anything bad happen to all his properties and money, he'll still stand again.

Wizkid's level of low-key lifestyle is top notch.

Your business

Wizkid's level of low-key lifestyle is top notch.

Low budget celebrities.

Most political slave in the world.

Your wife is very pretty.

healthserve:
I've been confronted by almost all uniform and non-uniform security officials. Their weakness is your boldness. Just be bold. They become weak

Audio Boldness.

healthserve:
Forget it bro. My English and accent is dope. The SARS that tried that shiit with me ended up looking ashamed after some moments of interrogation. I've been stopped by a few agencies even army, I always burst the market, they don't just release me but their entire catch every now and then I'm stopped. I liberate hands down and I make sure I do no pidgin when I speak to law enforcement officers.


And yesh. I dress down. Even as a male

Na so!

One slap, you go begin scream "Oga Abeg"

healthserve:
Profiling ke.. More like sick degenerative entities who have pre-emptive and stereotypical expectations and assumptions that if you're clean or not scruffy you're a " thief".

Same stereotypical reasoning permeates into the ordinary citizenry where people come up with all sorts of delusional projections and judge issues/people without careful rationalisations. Needless to give examples, but let me put out a few, you sound intelligent, you're a fraudster just using English to disguise. You dress well as a lady, you're an olosho


U wanton hurried assumptions is now replacing rationalism and critical thinking in the society. Deal with it. Too many in this society are too mentally ill to even know their own conditions and too broke to seek needful help for corrections.


Trust me, over 80% are mentally unstable. If you doubt it, at the close of day observe the frantic lunatic displays in the mad craze displayed... You'll see the sickness in the heart and mind of the society

Wetin this one dey even yarn?


Na pidgin you go start to dey use explain yourself when Sars go catch you.

No be by all these ones you dey type here

The only world-class player in Man United.

“She went to visit her grandparents without holding a phone for communication.

She went to visit her Grandparents indeed.

Simi is pregnant.


What is Adesua, Banky's wife waiting for?


It's just very risky to marry a non-virgin lady in this generation. Most of them don't have their womb intact.

Next thing, person money go loss there.

Are you both in JSS what?

Rudiger is street-smart.

Upcoming attention seeker.

Malaria eradication indeed.

Football age.

Any job that will put you into trouble, desist from it.


These politicians are too dirty to fvck with.

Chelsea comfortably outplayed Spurs.

If to say English dey pay millions, this fraudster no go get up to flashing credit for em account balance.

The fear of Efcc had to reset his brain and made him desist from showcasing on social media.

She's still rejoicing and blushing over a boyfriend at her age.


SMH! Agadi ekwe nka.

czarina:
This one will still make front-page, then people (mostly youngsters) will get curious about who they are and what they do. Eventually, they'll google them and it will take them to a porn site!

The result? Another "innocent" life about to be damaged by pornography and masturbation.


Not every news has to make front-page or even be allowed in the "free-zone".

I. M. H. O

Experience.

I got married.

lalasticlala:
Lol

Lol, a move to front page will enable us read more hillarious testimonies.