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They have FBI - We have EFFC

Yeah, that very one.

sandysprax: Do u mean burj-al-arab mate?.

Anyway, that song is below expectation, thank you.

Apparently an ingredient is missing from it and it's Don Jazzy and their popular signature, "It's Don Jazzy again".

@Rhino.5dm, Ur parents obviously wasted money sending u to school if at all u did attend one. If i were them, i would have swapped u for a Nitel line.Can u not be reasonable for once and speak like a civilised & enlightened human for u might unfortunately end up leading Nigeria someday. U are only further dividing us and sowing the seed of discord and hatred for each other's tribe. What has tribe got to this with this thread?

America NO PASS 9ja JOOR!!! Everything
they get we get am too; check out the role call:

Mohammed Alli - Bash Alli

T. pain - T! maya

T.I - M.I

2-pac - 2-face

Beyonce - Omotola

Rihanna - Tiwa Savage

Halle Berry - Genevieve

Lil wayne - Terry G

Timberland - DON JAZZY

Wiz khalifa - Wiz kid/Boy

Hollywood - Nollywood

Silicon valley - Computer Village

Mac Donnalds - Mr.Biggs

Las Vegas - Lasgidi

Miami Beach - Lekki Beach

Al Paccino - Peter Edochie

Samuel L. Jackson - Olu Jacobs

Pirate of d Caribbean - Pirate of Aba

Beauty and the beast - Bianca and Ojukwu(RIP)

Havard - Maulag

Mr Bean - Mr Ibu

American Lotto - Baba Ijebu

Lady Gaga - Lady Goldie

Aircraft - Witchcraft

Oracle - Ifa

Bill Gate - FaroukGate

Biggie - Dagrin

Destiny Child - Kush

West Life - Styl Plus

Wall Street - Broad Street

Trade Centre - Alaba Int'l


James Bond - James Ike a.k.a Jim Iyke

They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram

Abi I lieeeeee?? Oya add your own, joor
ooo.

naptu2: From 1982/83 onwards I watched them on a coloured tv.

Yes, black and white are coloured also, especially when you put magnet!

ijebabe:

Whatever!

Can haters please jump from al-burj and keep shut for once!

Thank you.

lagcity: women are spoilt brats nowadayz. if a babe tells me fine. then i'll take it that she's fine. i no get time for woman palaver.

GBAM!

If she tells me "I'm mad", I'll take it as that and show her the direction to Aro left, shikena!

Maybe a single from the yet to be released album and this is the last opportunity for him to tell us what the koko is!

ayobase: Single?
I tot its gonna be album!

Dr. Bello might as well turn out a table-topper. Lets just keep our fingers crossed.

VillageBoi: Lol dont8, that made me chuckle - nice. Half of Yellow Sun should be awesome; I'm not too sure of that Dr Bello film; sounds like the same old juju/miracle story - we dey hardly get storyline pass that.

In most African countries, prime ministers are ceremonial and example abound.
Zimbabwe, Ivory Coast, Kenya and Congo, etc; are good example of this.

double j1: Isn't the president the one ceremonial? or is it the prime minister that is ceremonial?

Point of correction, its Togolese and not Togonian, cheers.

gboss4sure: Nigeria is Nigeria and Togo is Togo, Both countries has different people and different way of life. I cant start wishing to be a togonian because their prime minister resigned.

ayobase: Protocol observed, just neglected the greetings!

Greetings is part of our culture, to hell with rules and protocols, lol.

Have a good nite rest my buddy.

Is it true MJ doesn't drink soft drink and they made him an ambassador? If yes, that company is a pooh, how will they convince me to drink their product?

lacasa: Coca-Cola till i die

^^Because I would have saved the world from bullshit.

Cool? Yeah, thanks.
But you broke the protocol.

See this one wan see madam Dame and uncle Jona eaten cassava bread live.

Danka7777: Can you upload a google earth view of the Presidential Villa, close-up view? Don't ask me why; just do it.

ijebabe:
it's in our dna

... and black blood cell!

Walahi, You're the biggest f.ool for quoting a f.ool!

cyril83: you are a f.o.ol

Onyocha: perhaps if they didn't gain admission,we could have seen them in LASTMA uniform.

And if eventually they graduate (that's if), they'll become 'graduate' LASTMA.

I support Beaf on this, the buck stops at the president's desk and that post (PM) is ceremonial, let the C in C step-down first, comeback to post it and then start comparing them with Nigeria.

Happiness is a state of mind!
Gud a.m to you.