₦airaland Forum

cantell: Fuckherlord? Laugh wan kill me die!

Are you sure you're looking for husband and not money? Because it's obvious the 'NAIRA' in the name of THE forum brought you to NAIRALAND.
Anyway, Welcome to HUSBANDLAND!

igbsam: If you hear "FRESH AIR" dont trust the Air o! cos no fresh air is fresh.

Yes o! (Apologies to Tu-Face), it could be Nitrogen Di-Oxide!

ENZO SCIFO: A serious state of insecurity has been created in the country by some elements and the President is not able to do anything about but tells us ' we will get used to it'.Innocent people are dying almost everyother day from bomb blast and yet some mumus still don't want us to mention the name of the President who is the Chief Security Officer of the country, abi is he not the Grand commander of the forces?

Which father sees smoke coming out of his house and still gets on a plane to some destination to do whatever.

GEJ pls do the needful if not posterity will remember you as the weakest,wicked and incompetent President ever!

His place is not contestable in the Hall of Fame to what you wrote above.
May we never get punished for such a leader again, amen somebody.

lacidi: There was no bomb blast. It's been stated severally that it was a mere transformer explosion. But you guys just wish it was a bomb. In fact you will not accept that it wasn't a bomb, because that will no longer give you ammunition to bash GEJ. So go ahead, bash the president, convince yourselves and pray hard that it should be a bomb. However, the the truth is bitter

It's only in Nigeria transformer explodes incessantly as if Iran-Iraq are fighting third world war!

Donbasi: Hmmmm I tot Abj is now safe. Na waa GEJ sacked defense minister late he should sack more of those BH clicks around him

He should have also sacked himself in the country of the greatest Pele and do what he knows best, smile *** to the gallery to the rythme of samba girls.

idiagbon: Witnessed it. Packing lot attendants say the car that exploded was parked by some white guys. 2 (white guys and a black guy). They were so sure cos the street lights were on. Area is cordoned-off right now.

Ok, white guys my foot! So, there's albinos in Boko Haram's ranks.

bohboh275: Na wa ooh how can we get out of this? especially when our president na fisherman. No be small thing. GOD save 9ja my country.

This is an insult to sensible fishermen!

Hope you're safe man!

2buff: What does this do except create an entirely new avenue to steal more money from government funds?

You're right man and the Yorubas in Kogi (Okun people) are clamouring for their own state and other tribe.
It will get to a stage even LGs area will become a state, very sad development indeed.

Ganys: Mtcweee, Azazi bleeped up big time, he supposed to have resign before this time....Why should he wait for GEJ to score political point on his remover. Well, Nigeria! Say the truth, and you get flushed like poo

Well said brother, we dont have the culture of resignation in Nigeria, it's alien to
us in this part of them world.
But who's replacing GEJ?

emmasege: and who now replaced haliru muhammed?

To be replaced by Emmanuel Segun!

uncletbuddy: but on a serious note I can't find it anymore...

It's been closed, but there's a link you can follow to the new one created as continuation.

It's going to be a miracle if Nigeria is not bankrupt, disintegrate before 2015.
The gospel according to GEJ said we should be fasting and prayerful, when even pastors and their followers will soon be going to their respective places of worship with weapon.

Integrity Group my foot!

ayobase: And Im sure u dey enjoy ur marriage with Ijebabe....thats gel is so awesome....old things don pass away jare...LOL!
When we go come for naming ceremony?
Gud-am brother!

Gud-am to you too brother! I really gbadun the two jokes, keep them coming.
Have a lovely day ahead.

Sirniyeh: Infact, this your joke na GIDIGBA! Una try well. It exhibits exactly naija life style. From age 1 to 150 which I covenanted to use, na so so wahala. Na im make omo ibo talk am say "e go better"...na stress. The kingdom of Nigerians is suffering violence, the violents take it by crook! Who are the violents?
1. The Politicians
2. Armed Robbers
3. Prostitute
4. Yahoo-yahoo
5. Ritualist

Smaller violents you got there boy-

6. Terrorist aka Boko haram
7. The king of them all CORRUPTION aka OBJ IBB GEJ FACROOK BANK-OLE!

bayooooooo: He's old enough. Bye bye

Bayo, why always you?
It cant be you making that statement, someone must have hacked your account!
RIP to one of the few patriots we have in this part of the world.

@Ayo- That was the same year I did my wedding with Ije not knowing Killz and other guys don nak am akpako, but me no faint sha o.

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]You mean we should all try to make our families dysfunctional ?[/quote]How is not choosing one's parents religion disfunctional?
Now, God saves you if you ever profess any other religion in Hausa apart from Islam or you choose Islam over christianity in Iboland.

If only other ethnic groups can be like Yorubas, father traditionalist, mother christianity, children muslims and they live in peace and harmony.