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runnazz:
Lolzz another internet gangster I just wonder how far you kids will go with your lack of basic home training SMH for your types

e better make u kip dey wonder! my fellow gangstar
SMD (shake my dixk)

runnazz:
hahah only u na badt guyz..

no o..na me holy pass. just chose to be observant ni!

IamLEGEND1:
Friend: Legend,you know I love u right bro?

Legend: My yansh is covered with the blood.

Friend: your FATHER!!!!.

bad guy! u for cover am with pANT now

runnazz:
donTbone what's the meaning of onijekuje niyen pls just tell me.. cos be like u dey hustle my trouble sha

.. I tag u for my post? if u loh sabi d meaning, GTH!

will never tink the way others are...


my thinking!!!






How will the chairman below look like to her


If she shoud take it in....she z onijekuje niyen

pTomz:
so u want to show God u can woo in his presence n dat it's no big deal right?

If I cant woo a lady in the presence of God, then I must av a negative intention. and besides, go check ur definition for WOO

Nice write up..only the reasonable will understand

pTomz:
Its Jst wrong

Give a reason why its wrong...and back it up wiv a scripture!

gab264:
Nigga don't push it too hard,
They said persistent works but if she keeps up with this you can leave her alone and move on with your life ..
After all there are many fishes in the (River)..
Feelings are not easily to let go but am tellin u don't what being suffered like that.

Someone is not usinh his glasses here! . chill bro and read again

macsilver:
Masturbation ni temi

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WE seriously need to get rid of that stupid act!




Womwn still plenty faa

YOU GUYS ARE NOT SEEING WAH AM SEEING O



JUST SCROLL UP...DOWN.. UP A BIT AGAIN...

....THEN ZOOM!

YIMU

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=38267648][/quote]KEEP BOMBING...WE GO SOON CATCH YEW!

Using vibrators for masturbation is a common topic of conversation among close girlfriends. Many women found vibrator does help them relieve stress and improve her mood especially relieved them from having an obligated sex partner. Most sex therapists also agreed that excessive use of vibrators could habituate the autonomic nervous system to adopt such stimulation that no male can match it resulting less satisfaction after sexual intercourse.



Vaginal & Clitoral Desensitization

Considering the skin serves as a neuroendocrine organ for neurotransmitter and hormonal production, vaginal and cervical skin damaged by excessive vibrator use can disturb its neuroendocrine function, causing vaginal scarring and loosening and leading to vaginal and clitoral desensitization.



Hormonal Imbalance

Overuse of a vibrator can trigger a chronic elevation of prolactin, imbalance secretion of dopamine, norepinephrine, and ephinephrine which would resulted in the disturbance of both pituitary and ovarian functions.

When pituitary and ovarian function are disturbed, it acted a toxic organ that started influenced many other parts of body that have various hormone receptors, like a ripple effects. In this condition, the arteries become inflamed, constricting blood flow to the brain. These narrowed arteries require high blood pressure to pump sufficient oxygen to your brain. This can result in hypertension, headaches, migraine, blurred version, gum inflammation, sleeping disorder, ear ringing, brain disorders, body or joint pains and inflammation, liver and kidney inflammation, and uterus, cervix, bladder and urethra disorders.

Excessive use of a vibrator can exhaust the ovarian function and induce menstrual disorders. Frequent and harsh abrasion to the vaginal and cervical area using a vibrator or intimacy gadget increase the production of excessive stress hormones, prostaglandin E-2, epinephrine (Adrenaline Rush), and progesterone.

It is essential for a woman's sex organs to produce sufficient prostaglandins to relax her vaginal and uterine muscles and cervical and clitoral tissues. In addition, her parasympathetic nerve endings must produce sufficient nitric oxide to erect her clitoris and urethral spongy tissues. Otherwise, her clitoris and center of gravity become rigid, leading to pain and urinary urgency upon aggressive stimulation. The clitoral and center of gravity erection is the signal for her to stand a high-pressure and high-speed stimulation comfortably and effectively.

http://www.herballove.com/articles

people been korupt sine 1935












#mystyles are not even mentioned

I smell something here...

if you seriously don't want your friendship with her to break, you know wat to do..













oya! #gerrarahia mehn

CeenoEvu:
OP, I agree with the legend. The guy that said you should give her a good fvck may not be too far from it either. The point is "don't go making them hos feel special". You won't be able to sustain it when they come back with demands (emotional and monetary)

once upon a time, it was my ho's birthday. I invited her to the cinema to watch a movie because I knew there won't be many people in the hall during business hours on a weekday. I fingared her really good and she loved it. when I couldn't take it anymore, I got her to give me a good mouthjob. I gave her some money when we were done and left the hall before her. She got the money, the finger and my load in her mouth. That was her birthday gift.

SeeNoEvil

seriously! all in the hall?

You guys are not menthoring me well o

Legend, you cnoeevel . Awon baddooo

ivyT:
Kwashiorkor advice_op too dey salute u,u too ur head dey swell

The guy only said I should do nothing...uve gat yours just post!

mayreeh215:
Continue talking...if you don't like it and you keep quiet, you'll get newer surprises each day. also if you know any member of his family that he will listen to, I suggest you take it to that person. It will be well...just don't give up yet

if getting married to him, will she also kip telling the family members? if they cant understand themselves now, I wonder how its gonna work in future

First thing first... never let your love for anybody be dumb! There is a saying that if you are falling in love, make sure your brain falls with you. Am sorry my words might sound a little harsh!

Secondly, for you to have endured 2years...my sister, trust me, its not worth it. Guys can be funny, so goes for love. Thank your stars you are not married to him yet before you get to know the real him, I wonder what you will do!

Third, he holds your priceless gift huh, if I may ask "is that what defines you"? There is more to your self than just the 'priceless gift'. It is precious, I agree, but life goes on my dear.

Lastly, my advice! Try as much to bring an end to the relationship now before the guy drags you along or even give you a big negative surprise! A word they say is enough for a wise. I bet if you marry him, more tragedy awaits, except if God intervenes.

I rest my case!

IamLEGEND1:
make I tell u....if u no dey ready for the ho' to start catching the feels for you......don't make the mistake of doing something nice for her...

she go jump to conclusions

hmmmm...ok. #salutesLegend

Acidosis:
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she still dey reason am!

IamLEGEND1:
nobody buys for his side olósho anything on her birthday...

that is a privilege reserved for the main chick

eh!this one no be side olosho o! just wanna make her special!

My friends with benefit is having her birthday on Saturday and seriously dunno wat to get her..


can you just help ou with sincerity please

WTF!!!

Theses are the list of people that might not find it easy getting a suitor!

As surprising as it may seem, not everybody wants to get married. There are certain types of people who are not marriage material because they will never make great, dedicated partners. If you have reservations about your partner, it’s best to address them now to save yourself from heartache down the road. Sadly, so many of us marry these types of people anyway (the ones we have reservations about) and find out later, rather than sooner, that we shouldn’t have married them to begin with. Sometimes, you just have to go with your gut.


According to the data, there are three main reasons people gave for their singleness: 30% say that they haven’t found the right person, 27% say they aren’t financially stable enough, and 22% say they are not ready to settle down.

1. The Flake

This is someone who seems to weave in and out of your life and is never really able to commit, even though your chemistry is undeniable. It would be really hard to nail this person down. Author Brenda Della Casa of Cinderella Was a Liar: The Real Reason You Can’t Find (or Keep) a Prince speaks about this kind of person, both male and female. “They might tell you to be patient or to ‘trust’ them, but you’re probably feeling more anxiety than butterflies,” she says. “You have an instinct for a reason and it’s OK to trust and protect yourself in relationships. Those who want to be with you will make adjustments and those who want to be with you out of convenience will fall by the wayside when you set strong boundaries in place.”

2. The too-much-too-soon person

You’ve been dating for two weeks and you already feel like you’re being overwhelmed. It’s not a good thing when one party dives into the relationship too soon — things take time to develop. Amy Van Doran, New York City-based matchmaker and founder of The Modern Love Club, breaks down this type of person: “What’s the rush here? If it’s real, you are not going anywhere. This excitement is less about you, and more about their insecurities and who they are as a person,” she said.

“It’s a red flag when they are too effusive with their words and their actions before they get to know you as a person. The second you share their excitement, the whirlwind has already passed and they are onto their next romantic conquest. Time is the best indicator for who a person actually is.”


3. The incredibly selfish person

Your romantic partner should be supportive and at least indulge in listening to whatever your gripes are. If you’re getting the sense that your partner doesn’t care or is not being totally supportive, it may be time to reconsider the relationship. Dating coach Jeffrey Platts explains: “This is really about all forms of giving.”

He adds: “Is he generous with his compliments? Does she listen to you when you’re having a rough day? Overall, do you feel that he or she is your absolute biggest fan and cheerleader? And just as important as giving, are they able to pause and fully receive whatever you’re giving? If not, what’s the point? It takes a healthy self-esteem to openly give or receive an expression of love or support — and you need that in a partner.”



4. The Critic

Your partner is not supposed to be critical of you, and is supposed to accept your flaws and weird habits as part of you. Critics are only concerned with what they want and how they want you to change in order to fit that mold of their “ideal” you.

“Initially, their stubbornness and convictions might seem attractive — it’s hot when someone knows who they are and what they want,” said Julie Nguyen, a matchmaker at The Modern Love Club in New York City. “Those qualities start to turn ugly when you realize there’s no room for what you want. These critics demand things to be done a certain way, their way. Real relationships are negotiated by compromise, empathy and the capacity to want to understand where the other person is coming from.”


5. The Sidekick

You may think that having a partner who agrees with you all the time and never fusses over anything and allows you to take the lead with everything is the equivalent of discovering lost jewels in the pyramids of Ancient Egypt; you’ve really hit on something undiscovered and rare. However, Nguyen says you want a partner who is willing to compromise, not someone who sits on the sidelines and agrees and allows you to lead on every decision you make as a couple.

“Instead of delving inwards, this type of person intensely picks up your hobbies, follows your passions and does whatever you want to do,” she explained. “In the beginning, it’s easy and flattering to have someone like you without much effort. However as the relationship progresses, it becomes unfulfilling when you start to realize there’s no challenge in the partnership because the other person has nothing else to offer. You need a partner, not a sidekick.”


6. The Narcissist

The narcissistic partner requires you to do things his or her way at all times. It would be a long, tedious life with someone who has this particular quality; this is a trait you should avoid when looking for a long-term partner, Della Casa said.

“This is someone who has the inability to empathize with those around them,” she said. “Think about being in a relationship with a narcissist for a minute: Any time you’re hurt, need support or count on them to consider how you might feel — they won’t be there for you. No real understanding, no sincere apologies, no consideration. That’s definitely not the relationship you want.”


7. The Job Hopper

Although you can’t write someone off for being in the middle of a career change, you can if they’re constantly hopping from job to job. Whether due to getting fired or quitting, it can signal a much larger problem, says Della Casa.

“It showcases an inability to make a long-term commitment to something and also gives some insight into their value system,” she said. “Whether their movement stems from a sense of entitlement, a lack of self worth or an inability to work well with others, that negative behavior or trait will ultimately find its way into your relationship.”


8. The Over Reactor

All couples fight. In fact, disagreements can sometimes show that you care about the relationship. The problem arises when one partner over-reacts and doesn’t fight fair, flipping out at the first sign of a disagreement. “Both partners need to have to the emotional skill of hold space for the other’s feelings and perspectives,” says Platt.

Platt adds: “It’s a big red flag if the person blows up at the first sign of fight and threatens to end the relationship. Our emotional triggers are opportunities to explore our emotions and grow closer, not automatic reasons to question your compatibility or the relationship. The question to ask is: ‘Do I feel safe to express myself, even during the heated and stressful moments? And does my partner feel the same?’ And if the answer is no, find out why.”


9. The Lone-Wolf

Having a life outside your relationship is both healthy and essential; you shouldn’t be dependent upon your partner for everything. However, if your partner drops hints that he or she doesn’t need you, that is your exit cue, says Van Doran.

“The truth is, a little dependency in a relationship is not a bad thing,” she said. “All humans crave connection and a relationship, it’s an innate need for people. The overly independent person might say that they want a relationship but won’t actually make the space in their life for two people. No matter what, you can’t fit in because they won’t let you get closer. The more you need… the further you push them away. Ultimately, you don’t want to deal with that kind of emotional distance in a relationship.”


Read more: http://www.cheatsheet.com/health-fitness

am waiting for the originality of this breaking news jare

To know if its inferior or not....nab Saraki first( only with evidence)

seriously..this thing make fp sha

wait mah pee before I post!


Wait o, are you the bipolar gal in question





Would actually like to meet the bipolar girl if she doesn't mind!

u can mail me ... eadeleke47@yahoo.com

e pe oana pana! pana pana! (call kill fire kill fire)

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Am waiting for the end jare...

FTC.. this thing must go fp ooo