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phintohlar:
u sure say u go ask her?

Ask first NA!

Adasun:
why am i having a feeling dat no 1 is questionablesouth america nko?

Hun! i know you will question
Thats why i said in 1 of my quotes that you should
remove the south!

As if the UKWU is gonna bring her JOY after marriage!

Carry your wife to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room
Will do that only if she is not BIGGER than i am!

So, read books about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes. Don’t just jump into marriage with an empty head about matrimony, you will have problems.
Youths, please take note of this point

In short... i find the piece OK

WOEMN.
Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo, bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it’s fun and romantic! Discuss how lovely he is on your facebook timeline, this will trip him a lot.
Most of them wont do it...They feel its all for men!

Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat. At times, bake cake for him to surprise him.
Let my woman do this... and am gonna show her am the best for her!

Finally, married men, divide your nights into 3: one for yourself (sleeping), one for your wife and one for your Lord.. That’s the best night one can ever have.


Seriosly... i like this piece 101 times!

Monalisa185:
Lol

You welcomeS!

Monalisa185:
awwww...my bad,bad, bad...good morning mr. donTbone: D

yeah, slept well, hope you did too?

Mr
Be romantic please!

Monalisa185:
lol...I get register already..

ehhhh? immunity is contagious? tell me more

Saying your GOOD morning would have been nice?
Hope you slept well?

Not so easy!

asha01:
lol

Meanwhile CLEANING SERVICES at its best contact us

There is no body cleaning...
so am not interested!

SPINE...



Am not gonna give you what you want!
Idi0t...

sanbells:
Not friendly in that zone

Not friendly in that zone means u not friendly atall!

sanbells:
lol.... Nah, I'm very friendly oh

I will know soon!


You reply to PMs?

Teempakguy:
I think I hate everything about Nairaland.

Fortunately, I don't feel hate very strongly, so it doesn't get in the way of me using the site for my selfish interest. trust me, as soon as a better site comes over, I'm going over.
If it doesn't . . .

THe users are more numerous for us to
notice your absence

kamair237:
PDP and DASUKI

Bros...
Na u register dem for NL?

Dem dey starch brain?

Recreated thread!

sanbells:
Guy :Hey babe

Gurl :hey

Guy;howdy

Gurl :fine

Guy:of cause u are #smiles

Gurl :ok

Guy:so how was ur day

Gurl: fine

Guy:ok

Gurl :k

Ion force my chats with dem...
Once you reply me with 'K', you indirectly
telling me "abeg swerve. Ion have time"
I just delete the chats instantly.


#shikena.

You chat this way too right?

I celebrate wiv u.
Happy born day!

Where is his wife




If theyve gat a female as a daughter,
better she take her away before she is 12!

To some extent...
YES!

QueenValerie:
Don remove these comments please I don't like them

Not wah you actually thinking!
Morning Maam!

QueenValerie:
. You want to do situps on the couch?I know that might be more comfortable Don,but I don't think that's the best way to get results.

I promise you will enjoy it.
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This is what happens when sleep refuses to visit...

QueenValerie:
. You want to do situps on the couch?I know that might be more comfortable Don,but I don't think that's the best way to get results.

I promise you will enjoy it.

QueenValerie:
. You want to do situps on the couch?I know that might be more comfortable Don,but I don't think that's the best way to get results.

I promise you will enjoy it.

STFUareyouGod:
not sleeping here. Like I said, I was just passing through

You wan mah give you lesser fever abi...
Oya stay LEROly

STFUareyouGod:
nuff sir. Just passing

Wey your mat?

Monalisa185:
lol...@the bolded, tomorrow dem go sey na girls dey use am pass, I don catch you now o

hehehehe... I'm immuned to diabetes o...if you like pour the whole dangote sugar, 'DIA' not fit catch me let alone 'BETES'

Soon you go get register for am.


If you dey immune, no wahala now. Shebi immunity is contagious!

Bros...




Dem no dey force love and dem no dey prove am. If she gat no feelings for you, she gat no feelings for you. #shikena

QueenValerie:
. You want to show me the proper way to work out?

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Exactly...
But it's gonna be indoor.
Use of sofa won't be a bad idea....

STFUareyouGod:

[ Wahz funny ntori Oloun!