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jonaifame22:
*Spills zobo on white t-shirt while laughing* * @ don't come to school wth charms and weapon

Lemme help u...

#takesOffShirtAndSoaksInsideHotHypo

MORE....

MORE....

Whats inside the pot?

flawlesRebirth:
HMM
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MAYBE AM NOT IN MY LAUGHING MOOD

Better go carry the mood where you keep am!

PrimeMinisterr:
whoever that doesn't find this funny is a sadist.

You said it all bro!


That person must be from warri!

HateU2:
kikikiki
Kworupt guy

Ijoba orun... Lere Oni gbagbo ooooooo!



God is good, all the time>>>

#singing!

misspicy:
tell you


and you are who ?

I go come cash you..you year
My mouth is not loose o... Oya tel me!

marvelous000:
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I no gree say heaven go see this kind matter and still choose her for me.

There is mistake somewhere.
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ROTFL


Heaven no dey make mistake bro!
Embrace your wife and love her truly!

misspicy:
tell us

OK... tell ME

PinkBarbie:
Of course I am and I'm everything you listed.

ion trust skinny girls!

HateU2:
Police is knocking ur door.

Police sef if dem catch me...go join me!

You dont wanna miss this!

HateU2:
Asewo
So u dey fu3k skinny girls dat ar proud
You are under arrest

You know you guys can give some
breathtaking styles!

Few of the fat ones can!

PinkBarbie:
All that you listed isn't peculiar to fat girls. It's about individual differences which has nothing to do with how fat or slim a lady is.

Slim girls rock though.

I know you are slim from the start of your comment!

misspicy:
Decker thanks for yesterday

Tell us wah happened!

SexyCeline:
Whether orobo or lekpa, no girl deserve to be treated with disdain. Stop the discrimination.

And who is discriminating here


I only gave my opinion about dating fat girls not
bringing skinny girls to picture!

HateU2:
Proudly skinny
Op, go nd sleep

LIke i care! \



Many skinny girls are too proud!
But all my dates are skinny thou!

20bc:
[color=teal]Op which kind of fat are we talking about, is it the tick sexy fat like omotola or fat fat like eniola badmus [/color]

You want to koba my future...



Am gonna decide for you...you pick the one you like!

marvelous000:
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Once, but she is very emotional and protective.

Tho I enjoyed it at first. Everything turned sour when she started chasing away females around me.
I tried assurring her of my faithfulness,but she never believes. Even my sis stopped visiting,cos she thinks my sis arranges chaps for me. Me wey respect my self pass anything, na him I go dey discuss woman matter with my kid sis


I couldn't take it any longer,so I ended it.

Omo but e no easy oo!. She almost swear for my generation.
I need to cun beg committee of friends to plead on my behalf, before she changed mind.

Still on still. She still they give me lyk 50-70 missed calls. Which man no go run mad for this kind matter.
If them tell me say human being fit give person that kind number of miss call. I no go gree. But I dey experience am first hand. Now my phone dey silent 24/7
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Awwwwwww!
E good do date fat girl oooooo



Who knows if she z your chosen from heaven!

sickstars:
Just say ur new side chic is fat


We agree

Av never done fat girls in my life...
But have mistakenly bleeped one 3ce..


InBetween: Are you fat?

sickstars:
Pele o take *cofflin*

ion take cofflin for cough

i take natural milk!

sickstars:
Aboniki ke

Oga op rub * loko balm*

Ur life will never remain d same

#cough

PushMusic:
Haha!

You don date fat lady before?

marvelous000:
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Your number 5 is for insecure guyz.

why d fvck will I worry about my woman being taken from me?. It shows insecurity on my part,lack of love and disloyality on her part.

If my woman wants to check out other guyz. I will gladly give her a "forever goodby" kiss and transport fare for easy zoom off out of my life.
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issorite...

Av u ever dated a fat lady

A fat girl isn’t exactly what some men dream of dating . It may come off as cruel but ask any guy and they’ll often tell you their idea of a dream date is someone who looks like their favorite model or celebrity. However, there are a number of reasons why dating a fat girl has its benefits. In fact, once you give it a shot, you may find going out with a fat lady a lot more enjoyable than hanging out with their skinny counterpart. Those ones can be so silly and frustrating at times. For those wondering why you should date a fat girl;

1 Easy to talk to: One of the things that make a fat girl interesting to date is their ability to talk about anything. Since they’ve made it a point to focus more on their brains and their personality instead of just their looks, they can engage you in a variety of topics that will keep you from being bored.

2.Pleasing personality: Admit it, the pretty women you’ve dated don’t always have an endearing personality. Since they think the world of themselves, don’t expect them to be all that nice towards you. That’s something you won’t have to deal with when dating a fat girl. Fat girls have a fun and bubbly personality and they don’t feel that the world revolves around them, making it easier to deal and hang out with them.

3.Opinionated: If you enjoy having a good conversation, you won’t get bored with dating a fat girl. Since most of them are very opinionated, they won’t be shy about expressing their thoughts on a particular subject making your conversation exciting and unpredictable. Av not dated them, but i have many of them as friends.

4.Enjoys a good laugh: Fat girls are not shy or afraid to laugh. Since they’re not overly concerned about their appearance, they’re not worried about what they look like when they laugh out loud which makes them more fun to be around with. If you’re the type who enjoys injecting humor in a relationship, you can’t go wrong with telling a fat girl your list of jokes and silly quips.

5.She won’t be picked up by any guy: Guys who date slim women often have to fend off guys trying to steal them away. This is something you’ll rarely experience when dating a fat girl since most guys prefer hitting on women who have a body that’s similar to a figure usually reserved for models. As a result, you can go anywhere without fear of having your girl being stolen from you.

Mind you, all the above listed doesnt mean thats how they all behave. There are some dullards and dunce amidst them, but they are not just much. You can add yours too!

misspicy:
so you all are saying she should not mourn him for as long as she wants because he is an EX?

is he an alien?
so because he wants to marry her now,she should suspend every other activities?...la wa
the way we react to death is different maybe she needs to heal alone,she might no need to share it with her current boyfriend?

I still see nothing bad in her mourning her EX for as long as she wants even at her present boyfriend's stand...kilode,if I lose an EX today amma mourn him well,he is human....

Your bf go suffer o!

obiorathesubtle:
for why na? Is he buhari?? .



I just no dy downplay the probability of certain things happening.

You really want awa presido to kpai?

misspicy:
kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa

1)am no nigga,remove that shade on your eyes,this is misspicy

2)only an insecure man will be competing with a dead man's memory,kilode? she can mourn her ex as much as she wants,so what if it was her brother will OP say the same?
the way we mourn the dead differs,men are likely to easily get along well but women tend to mourn till they can mourn no mourn


there is nothing wrong in here mourning her EX anyway she likes,how long she wants until she can mourn no more shikena

I think am hungry! for me not to have noticed!
How was ya nyt sha? PM awaits you

In between:
Trust me... you wont be happy seeing your man do the same!
At some point, i bet you gonna be angry with him, irrespective of
whoever he is mourning!

Abortions:
Mehn ur head well..i dey invite u 4 xmas

Nnkwobi and Abacha go dey dia?