₦airaland Forum

firstking01:
lol, on a serious note, ph coolo, just dat, d gals here are excessively demanding, their expectation are just too high...their eye no dey ground @all...bt dem fine no be small

Thats why i will prefer my YORUBA orentes... they dont demand much and
their beauty is natural!

jmaxjohn:
Den she's gon b doing some heavy pot lifting if she turns on our agreement.
Well, Nairaland has clearly distinguished baby mama as dat chick u gt pregnant but didn't wed e strange but dats d new languaged used. Abi i get am wrong?

To embark on that pot lifting, am sure the money for soup will be pretty much
for the content to be worth heavy lifting!



Baby mama... get her preg b4 marriage... marry or not, she z ur baby mama!

Love Machine, webcam and social network just make everything
just fine!

jmaxjohn:
D rulez hv been laid bro. She's gon b one of those sexy mom's (nt a baby mama o , God 4bid) . She's agreed to join d gym if needed

Trust me... not all ladies love the gym like we do.
Their gym exists in the kitchen



As for the baby mama... no be you go make her be
baby mama?

firstking01:
rumoula of all places...dats d most busy place in ph if i'm nt mistaken, btw, na unda d fly over or ontop of d fly over?

Na under fly over abeg!
But me... as a holy boy i go, na hin i take return o!
Nobody cannot come and rearrange my destiny for me

flawlesRebirth:
.NO

Then start to do so....


Funniest part. you might get married to him as a skinny,
muscled, good looking guy. Thats when he has some time to work out.

If the money starts coming in and he is unable to work out nor watch
his weight, gets tired more and the snoring sets in, wont you still understand
the situation?

You can only understand if you already have plans on how to deal with it
#soft

firstking01:
hehehehe... ;Dhehehehe...btw, hw u take knw sef

Been there to work last year...



The street wey i stay ehn(RUMUOLA)... bro, na story for anoda day o!

jmaxjohn:
Lord, no! Chisos! Snoring . I don't snore, nd don't expect my bae to snore too coz I'm a light sleeper. Good thing she doesn't

People change with time!


If only you wont feed her enough to get fat!

flawlesRebirth:
.dONT EVEN GO THERE....

On a more serious note...


Have u ever pictured your husband otherway round?

kilokeys:
I think its about being the SPEC...
Can u date u if u were a lady..

I am a poet, chef, guitarist, singer , pianist, with a crazy sense of humor, graduate engineer into real estates and personnel management.


So upgrade and girls would flock. Irrespective of ur looks and pocket or snoring

Am a student, visioner, writer, comedian, actor with a high self esteem
and the bolded too...

Am not a sit around guy bro!
I'd want ladies to flock around me for real...but whats gonna be my gain?
Just wanna do what my scripture tells me and find my wife..

ronald4lif:
I can't marry someone I haven't mated and possibly cohab with, so I'd figure.

Oh Cheesus!
ok

flawlesRebirth:
AH??I HATE THAT THING WITH PASSION..DAH WAS HOW I WENT TO START WITH MY COUSIN DAH DID OPERATION...HER ROOM HAS 3 BED..THE ODA WAS BEING OCCUPIED BY ONE *FAT* WOMAN...AXIN...THIS WOMAN FAT ND NA SO SHE DE SNORE...EVEN THE NURSES DAH WERE ON NIGHT DUTIES WER ALWAYS COMPLAINING....HOW HUMAN BEING SNORE GO DE LOAD REACH OUTSIDE(DAH WAS WEN I CONCLUDED...SAY SHE NO B HUMAN)..NA SO I THIN GO BK HUZ...BCUZ OF SLEEPLESS NIGHT...

kikikikikikikikikikikiki





You don sabi the kind husband you go marry?

ronald4lif:
I can't persevere nor tolerate a blistering snoring partner. I value my quiet sleep and won't sacrifice it over nothing.

How did u plan to know that b4 u marry her?

vizkiz:
I am definitely gonna run for my poor ass. Those kindda snoring you go and sleep in the sitting room but your couch is still vibrating

Then you suspend your couch!
How abt that?

ronald4lif:
She'd have to resettle for a 'caterpillar horn' type.

Meaning?

kilokeys:
Some.. Not all.. And don't get caught up in fallacies.. What u want is what you'll get..

I hv found mine.. And will still find my spec out of 7billion pple.

So focus on the good things.. Be good and good pple will come around

Bravo...







Now its time to search for my spec too... b4 i go specLESS

vizkiz:
depends on the kindda snoring.

If it's the "I am tired" snoring, then I can deal with that a little. But if it's "hey who is digging the ground" snoring, then we'v gat a problem

Mind you, u can find your self in the 'hey, who's digging the ground' corner!

ronald4lif:
I don't think I can, but should depends on the level of the snoring. Some snorting noises are unbearable and a no.

And what if your partner's happen to be the 'train horn' type?

kilokeys:
I snore like crazy..

But it works both ways..

If u r broke, snoring will make u baeless


If uve got the funds... She'll call it an orchestra..
It will sound like a fvking brass section, trombone, trumpet and shii..



_{Edit: with my 1 pack, and panda sized body.. My bae loves me.. Girls aren't as superficial as we think.. Prove u are worthy in cash, kind, humor, gesture.. U wouldn't have a problem}

Then i still wonder why some with this type of husband/bf still cheats

flawlesRebirth:
.WAT TO SAY?...M EDO BASE..ION HAVE ANY SAY ON VHIZ

I ZEE

She only gave you an opportunity to be happy..
And you still too blind to see it.

Yes, just as the topic implies, can you condone a snoring partner?
There are some things about our potential partner that we dont know
and we might not know until we start living with them.

Some do say, they cant stand the hearing of a snoring human, while it
doesnt move some. Just to keep the day going...

With all sincerity... can you? and lest we forget, this has been the reason why some families divorced!

Still your datingYouths admin!
http://datingyouths..com

firstking01:
yea,,,buh e go start frm ph

Pee wah?

Who go come
Bad girls too full that land...
Else we return back home unholy
and as baby mamas

You made my morning already!


Fact: only a dullard guy wont ask a gal for visit
in 2nd or 3d meeting!

Only a gullible nincompoop lady will say yes and
visit.

Secret: even if a guy ask for a visit at the first meeting,
he wasnt expecting d lady to accept just like that.
He actually wants her to give him a bit of hard time
before coming... Else, she z just like other trash to him!

#soft

Isaacmacdon:
really? Wah f d new lekki beach?

Ok...
Elegushi
NewLekki
Palms
BarBeach
......

robosky02:
thats the fun of it naa

lol

Fun of it?
so that that two thing will be shooking your back abi?



Na u go suffer pass

firstking01:
na true d guy car na...e be lyk say, dis owiete no blow reach ya side...nt a badt idea tho...buh itz kindda late...

Yea... not for this year thou, just wanna feel people's reaction
as how its gonna be to have a get togeda.
But will be holding nxt yr if we will be inerested

firstking01:
na true d guy car na...e be lyk say, dis owiete no blow reach ya side

#confused

prettythicksme:
Sure!!dat is y i choosed dem

Make sure u go with a needle or match box...

Just in case!

prettythicksme:
Why not on christmas day?kingtom or stephequeen go do santa clause

aND If they are the SANTA, will you allow them
to carry you on their laps?

SexyCeline:
It will be great though. Elegushi beach should be ok.

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Nice suggestion!

falconey:
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Meaning?