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IslamRe: Muslim Students Reject Hijab Ban In Lagos Public Schools by donted(m): 6:15pm On May 20, 2013
The_King'sQueen:
Na wa oh! This issue should not be allowed to get out of hand and degenerate into a religious dissaffection. Let the relevant authorities handle this matter early enough. Meanwhile, i think the wearing of hijab in schools should be made optional and voluntary. As in, Muslim students who wish to wear it should be allowed to wear it, while those who do not want to wear it should not be forced to wear it.
Afterall, Catholic Reverend Sisters who are studying in government-owned higher institutions wear their complete habit in schools.
Please, all these issues that could result in inter-religious quarrels should be handled with care and wisdom.
Bro," Catholic Reverend Sisters who are studying in government-owned higher institutions wear their complete habit in schools."This is for higher institution where their is no particular dress code(uniform) which can not be compared to secondary school with a particular dress code.
Jokes EtcRe: call yourself bastaad by donted(m): 8:57pm On May 19, 2013
princetunex: triple baskard. Lolz
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PoliticsRe: Gov. Rochas Meets With Imo Origin Graduates by donted(m): 5:17pm On May 19, 2013
This is a good news if its true.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Strikes Close To Home Of Their Chief Sponsor Buhari In Daura Katsina by donted(m): 5:02pm On May 19, 2013
My guy too much weed is bad for you
Jokes EtcRe: call yourself bastaad by donted(m): 11:14am On May 19, 2013
BASKARD
PoliticsRe: Residents Flee After Air-Raids On Boko-Haram by donted(m): 7:16am On May 19, 2013
lacasa: LONG LIVE BAMILASA!!!!!!!!!!



#.. Any body that dosn't like dis cold fact, can eat broken bottle tongue


Arewa will rise again, its in our genes!!
Bird of the same feather reasoning alike. I believe you went to school to learn illiteracy (EDUCATED ILLITERATE). Shege Wawa
Jokes EtcRe: Award Winning Joke Of The Year by donted(m): 12:47pm On May 18, 2013
The sigh of schizophrenia.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Jails 120 Beggars, Deport 1,708 Others To Their States by donted(m): 1:01pm On May 17, 2013
Dibiachukwu: It is now a crime to be a beggar shocked
Who gave lagos state government all these rights?
Is begging in nigeria constitution? I just de ask o or r u a beggar
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out,but Answer It. by donted(m): 6:51pm On May 13, 2013
bunmioguns: what if my oga @ d top did not knw it? undecided undecided
Then he must be a learner.
CelebritiesRe: Goodluck Jonathan And Charly Boy On An Bike. by donted(m): 8:51pm On May 11, 2013
Photo kiosk
NYSCRe: Participating In The NYSC Twice: Is It Allowed? by donted(m): 6:58pm On May 10, 2013
Bro, I had similar problem. I ran both HND and BSc concurrently. After my graduation, my name came out for February batch(A) for the HND during the course of the service my name also came out in November batch(C) for my BSc of the same year. I was advised to continue with my service and forget about the November batch cos is illegal to serve twice. NYSC certificate is the same whether is for HND or BSc authenticity is the most important thing.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Joke: Reason For My Black Eye by donted(m): 6:49pm On May 09, 2013
[quote author=donted]9s 1. First to comment grin
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Joke: Reason For My Black Eye by donted(m): 6:45pm On May 09, 2013
dani1luv: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Daniel are u sleeping?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Blackeye,

I was explaining my experience to my Teacher the reason i had a blackeye., in which she told me that 2 nights when my dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning I went back to school with a severe black eye again.

My Teacher Exclaimed: My goodness why the black eye again?

I replied: Dad asked me again, Daniel, are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a cat on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are u coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes..

Well they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me o, I'm also coming.

I received the beating of my life that night!

Source >> http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/05/hilarious-joke-are-you-cuming.html
9s 1. First to comment grin
dani1luv: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Daniel are u sleeping?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Blackeye,

I was explaining my experience to my Teacher the reason i had a blackeye., in which she told me that 2 nights when my dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning I went back to school with a severe black eye again.

My Teacher Exclaimed: My goodness why the black eye again?

I replied: Dad asked me again, Daniel, are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a cat on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are u coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes..

Well they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me o, I'm also coming.

I received the beating of my life that night!

Source >> http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/05/hilarious-joke-are-you-cuming.html
9s 1. First to comment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Alex Ferguson Retires As Manchester United Manager by donted(m): 11:57am On May 08, 2013
[quote author=byns]up blues[/quote

Can u pls relate what u wrote with the topic. F**L
Jokes EtcRe: Muslims by donted(m): 8:54pm On May 07, 2013
Gbamar: ONE MORE QUESTION I HOPE YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR DRUGS. PLEASE GO TAKE THE DRUGS THEN YOU WILL FEEL BETTER.
I just took the drug n looking more closely, their is no difference between the two pictures tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Muslims by donted(m): 9:24pm On May 05, 2013
Gbamar: IN WHAT WAY.
OH IT SKIPS MY MIND
HAVEN'T I WARN YOU SEVERAL TIMES TO ALWAYS PUT ON YOUR GLASSES WHILE BROWING ESPECIALLY WHILE ON NAIRALAND.
cool
Sorry o. I just wore my glasses now. Let me look again.... Ehn..... with what I can see now, the chickens just need biabia to make a perfect resemblance
Jokes EtcRe: Muslims by donted(m): 4:18pm On May 05, 2013
Na wah o. What a terrible resemblance
CelebritiesRe: Why Are Northerners Rare Among Nigerian Celebrities? by donted(m): 8:41pm On May 04, 2013
pro01: Tuface, Terry G, Ice Prince, MI Abaga, etc are first-rate celebrities from the north. Maybe you should revise your question.
U r some how wrong bro. All d ppl mention above r frm middle I.e Benue, Plateau
Jokes EtcRe: Plz Where Is A Gal Ass Located by donted(m): 8:17pm On May 04, 2013
[quote author=Ogundale]Plz where is a girl ass located cos i need to test it next week with a gurl. Am 14.[/quot


Ask the question again when u r 18. Ur studies should be ur priority now
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by donted(m): 1:36pm On May 04, 2013
Can some one help me check this 35611848GC. Subjects n score plzzz
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Time: Which Of These People Is The Dumbest? by donted(m): 10:03am On May 02, 2013
You r d wisest. Repeated joke. First to comment
FamilyRe: The World's Largest Family Of 181 Members: by donted(m): 4:17pm On May 01, 2013
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R u on ur period? U wrote plenty of AIDS n HIV in the other post. Try take ur drugs o. I dnt think u can control it any longer
PoliticsRe: CPC House Of Reps Member Beaten By Constituents by donted(m): 3:52pm On May 01, 2013
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Y shouting? R u infected?
PoliticsRe: CPC House Of Reps Member Beaten By Constituents by donted(m): 3:51pm On May 01, 2013
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Y shouting? R u infected?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic IBTC Bank Recruiting by donted(m): 3:31pm On May 01, 2013
emmysenior: grin You will have to provide a head of a ghost, 50,000 vultures, a heart of an ant, and pay £1 trillion into my account. Walk naked under the day light on the street where your gf lives, and finally, look for and slap all the mods on nairaland. Daz all.
Haba datz too much na. Just manage something lyk 77 virgins daz all
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Till Your Brain Comot by donted(m): 8:26am On May 01, 2013
Bros he b lyk say u don dey use to ibadan people to the extend that u v started written rubbish. 2nd to comment anyway.
Jokes EtcRe: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by donted(m): 8:21am On May 01, 2013
This joke mk sence die. I wan vomit sef
Jokes EtcRe: True Story At The American Courts by donted(m): 4:38pm On Apr 30, 2013
1000 likes
Jokes EtcRe: Do You Have An Answer To This ??? by donted(m): 12:58pm On Apr 29, 2013
It mean u r no 54 patient he treated
Jokes EtcRe: Promise Me Say U No Go Laf by donted(m): 12:55pm On Apr 29, 2013
U try. Awof no de run belle

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