₦airaland Forum

vivichocs: It mostly affectd thos dat enterd thru prescienc..anywy,those involved in my sch were tld to be in sch on mon with their jamb result so dat d list ll be resnt to Abj..hopefully,their call up no ll b out b4 d end f nxt wk..

U dont need to panick dear, it ll be rectified and u ll go with batch A..

MR AKPORS: i no warn you?
ok. you be fo*ol.

no t all' you are very stup!d. and very slowpokish.

i no warn you?

idio*t.

mad fellow.

i no warn you?

worthless being.

you still dey here?
maggot!

aproko. MUMU
You still dey here?

goat.

yo mama yansh.

i no warn you?

sickler.

you still dey here?

dog.

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so you scroll?

oh you be confirmed mumu.

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smh you no get job. ashewo!

you still dey here? kai.

kingron: An Arab was interviewed at a US
Embassy.
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 6 times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes
even camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out

Mr.T Anonymous:
A married fellow gets home
early 4rm work & hears strange
noise coming 4rm d bedroom. He
rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked
on d bed sweating & panting.
Wat's
...up? He ask. I am having heart
attack,
cries d wife . He rushes downstairs
to grab d phone but just as he's
dialing, his 4yrs old son comes up
and says daddy! Daddy! Uncleted
is
hiding in ur closet and he is not
wearing clothes. D man slams d
phone and storms upstairs into d
bedroom pass his screaming wife
and sure enough dia is his brother
totally naked cowering on d closet
floor. U bastard!!! Says d husband.
My wife is having heart attack, and
all
u can do is run around d house
naked scaring d kids?

jerry.em65:
Traslate this: e never tay wen day break

aminho: ATTENTION MALI !!!

Any attempt, attempted attempt, group of attempts, variable attempt, fixed attempt, debit or credit attempts to stop us from winning;

1. We would withdraw our troops from Mali.

2. You would pay us the 7 billion our govt spent on your war.

3. We would encourage the tuareg rebels to return.

The ball is in your court, pass it to Emenike when d time koms.

Una hear me so

A word is enough for d wise...

Heheheheheehehehehehehee...... God don catch una today!!!

Manshakk: Mine has turned to a rebel...in fact, complete extremist. I can't cope anymore!

Godhelpus: The Book of AFCON 13 v 1 - 12,
The pastor 4rm the Pitch:-
1 And on that day when the Super
Eagles had gathered in the
burning
bush against the Ethiopians of the
eastern Desert, Keshi, the leader of
the delegates gave directions to
the people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what
awaited him at Abuja knelt down
in his heart and cried unto the
heaven saying "My God, my God,
please do not forsake me, give me
only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those
words, the Lord heard his cry, and
the Holy Spirit descended on the
burning bush in the south of
Africa where the men had
gathered and
said to Moses the Son of Victor,
"Moses, go yea forth into the 18
yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the
voice of the lord and ran into the
18 yard box of the Ethiopians. and
behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian
Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened,
Keshi knew that the lord had
heard his prayers and used Moses
to
cause a big scare for the
Ethiopians. So he beckoned unto
Moses to open his ears to the
voice
of the spirit and hid the
commandments of the lord. 6 And
the spirit came unto Moses
again, saying "Moses, play ye the
ball into the left corner of the
Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles
recorded
their first goal in the burning
bush. 7 And the spirit drove
Moses into
the 18 yard box again and caused
another great scare in the
defense
of the Ethiopians which made the
keeper of the Ethiopian army
attack him unwisely and got a red
card from the Moroccan Judge of
the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the
people could see the hand of God
on Moses. And Keshi knowing the
way of the spirit, said unto Moses
"because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out
of the hands of the deadly
Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again
and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it,
Moses brought down the Armies
of
the Ethiopians by placing the ball
beyond the reach of the make-
shift goal keeper who the
Ethiopians had brought against
him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi
saw this things, he became
jealous
and said in his heart "see this
small
boy, for him mind, e go dey think
say him play pass me now
because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1.
I go soon do am watin drogba do
Torres. Then him eye go clear."
11 And when the draws were
made, it was said that the Super
eagles of Nigeria would go to war
again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of
Didier was captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen
heard these words, he cried unto
heaven and said "My God, My God,
Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat
would be mighty, else the lord
send a
Prophet

Atheist:-D:
Pointless and silly.

None of these are reasonable explanations. The Imam is just using rhetoric to dodge the questions.

goldfish80: Our soldiers dey war front ƒoя Mali, una dey here dey talk another thing

trendystuf: Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/photo-which-country-was-this-picture.html

PehaKaso: duri uwanka....dan iska....banza....rogo kawai....akuya...dolo ;>;>

Abdul Adam56: Inna lahha la yuhibbu kafirun/zalimun

bunmioguns: 1. Dont try 2 talk infront of my back!

2. Can i borrow ur red pen wit any colors.

3. Form a line in straight circle

4. Keep quiet,d principal just passed away (a
principal passing on a noisy class)

5. Welcme d arrival of d late mr. Smith
(welcming a late guest speaker)

6. I have 3 daughters, all are girls

7. Tomorrow call ur parents,especia­lly ur
mother nd father.

8. Behave d principal is rotating d college

9. Why does d tv nt oning (ing form of on)

10. My only aim in life is 2 study my son nd marry
my daughter.

11. Goodbye Nigeria im going 2 Lagos!

12. What is strong (wrong) with you?

Mr..Cork:
we have squirrels hear in LOndon and they have rat in NIgeria. I just dont gerrrrit!

Mr..Cork:
we have squirrels hear in LOndon and they have rat in NIgeria. I just dont gerrrrit!

oemmanuel: I just read a post by the information officer of my former school saying 'all prospective corps members for the 2013 batch A are to submit their jamb reg. numbers urgently'. I want to know if you've heard that too. Thanks