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What nonsense is this?
When was the last he lied down like this for his own parents?
Even if he disvirgined her which I doubt, he no suppose lie down like slave. All the best for him sha

Will a receipt with transaction ID be generated?

This is Nigerian local apple na.
I have one in my compound, I eat it almost every day, it's natural and bland but juicy.
Very common stuff

AllBlack:
Thanks for your response but I see say you no use your own village alphabets and punctuation for the writing.

Why naw? You borrow too?

You're welcome.
Now, drink water.

AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.

Guy rest, on top borrowed language.
Rest joor

I don't take my health to play.
If I'm working and I'm extremely tired, I will go take a nap. I'll explain to my nurses and my patients that I need to take a rest. They can come back later or go to another hospital if they need urgent attention, for if I I die on duty, I'll be replaced and life goes on.
One must die, but one shouldn't die doing his or her job. I'll attend to my health first!

Tenrack:
she still dey available? Drop her contact abeg.

Lol, dey play.
Even if I give you her number, she no go give you face

Hmmmm, you have to be careful sha.
Sometimes it doesn't end well because she may end up being a liability.
However, if you have enough money to spare and she's a home keeper, stay with her till she gets something doing that will fetch her money. Or better still, open a business for her (after you've vetted her and she's passed your tests

She gave me her ATM card and said to me "My money is your money, everything I have is yours". The thing shock me mhen.

While it is true that I have helped her in the past by being there for her when no one was, I have zero attraction for her, but Omo, I'll end up marrying this girl. Her good qualities are topnotch. I'm indeed a very lucky Man

True, very true.
But me I'm a different breed.
My girls dey give me money steady, joy wan wound me! Lol

That's most ladies for you jare.
Once they find what they want, they'll leave without looking back.
She just used you, it's nothing special.
You're married, focus on your wife and family Sir

A brief history of my sexcapedes.
A lot of them unreal and unbelievable and mind blowing.
Ride with me as I teach about women in general.

JESHAL007:
I have had some crazy sexual encounters with some of the most innocent looking women in today's society that I am 100% sure both their boyfriends and eventual husbands will never get to experience Such with same women.

As I Rule I don't do married women.
Suprisenly, the number of Green lights, Sexual fantasie chats And Nude pictures that comes my way on a daily basis from married women (in most cases they usually hide their marital status) has inforced my beliefs that Most married men know absolutely nothing about the sexual nature of their supposed Good wifes and it also validates my suspicion that most married women are using marriage to cover up their whoring enterprise....

Back in the days women used virginity, fidelity and feminine characteristics to bargain for a man's commitment.

But this day's, it is we the men that are willingly offering our commitments (some even their birth right) to women for something as pathetic as validation from a woman even when sex ( not to talk of virginity ) is not guaranteed.

We sold our rights, dignity And Authority in the name of being civilized and Woke.

I experience the same with you.
Majority of my sexcapedes are unbelievable, I myself get amaze most times. One day I'll share

Once a lady becomes physically aggressive, she has become a Man

Special spoon, special plates.
Eat your meat after finishing your food.
Sharing meat with your siblings.
Weighing the plates of food with your hands to know the heaviest.
If you're a slow eater and you're eating together with your siblings 😜

Na who don chop belle full dey look for virgin or marriage

He should watch his back closely.
May God keep and preserve him

Their audacity baffles me.
Some will beg and drop their account details without me asking them to.
I may be generous but I'm not stupid.

As at now, na me dey spend ladies money.

sandra2025:
If we could turn back the hands of time, life would've been sweeter.
Is there no cure to death?
Is there reincarnation?
Let's join hands together and look for how to conquer death.

Why do you want to conquer death?

I used to have a stray cat visit my room sometimes a few years ago.
This cat doesn't run away from humans except when chased away. It was a white cat and very trusting, I use to give it food frequently and the cat was always happy to see and welcome me, most times it waits for me at my door. I do not stroke it or play with it because of the risk of zoonotic disease and infections.

One day it got pregnant and gave birth to some kittens and suddenly I stopped seeing it around despite the kitten being around, I then knew that it was most likely killed. Such an innocent cute creature was killed by someone.