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Kath5kouture:
Ok this got me laughing my pants off! I don't even know why.... [b][/b] why would I want to sit next to you? [b][/b]Weirdo!

Cos I'm not certain you've never had just one civil word to say about someone.
You know I went back through all your replies in this thread. Not even one was satisfactory. If you're actually a woman, on and off the media will always prove the kind of people we are. Always try to keep your tempo quite low. Don't just start hauling insults cos u think this is a faceless forum or you most probably can't run out of uncivil words.
Women talk about men and yet we won't take it out on your father
Men also talk about women so don't take it out on our mothers
My apologies to you for my uncivilised words

Kath5kouture:
Dude shut that gutter you call a mouth! Pathetic loser! Say something intelligent,you suck!

I'm aware though that I suck but you failed to realise that you suck more than I do and just in case you don't have anything nice to say about someone, come sit next to me

Kath5kouture:
Fool! You only helped prove that men cheat without any reason. At least women have reasons! See as u dey like PLC- Product of a leaking condom! Useless bastard!

It's OK. I've already written what I've written but what u failed to realise is while most kids were busy having baptism by water, you chose baptism by curse. It's already manifesting itself in you.

shatux:
Goodafternoon guys, this is my first time of writing on Nairaland... here is my story:

I started dating my girl friend in June 2015, she studies in the states and i work in Ethiopia. she came home for the summer last year when we started dating... it seems like the perfect relationship. she had to travel back to school in August, so we started a distance relationship. we made sure we communicated regularly... keeping in touch. i plan to go to the states in April to spend some time with her...

on sunday 7th of Febuary...[/b]i recieved the saddest news of my life[b]...she said she is breaking up with me because she has feelings for another guy... and she feels she has cheated...i tried to talk to her to no avail...SHE BROKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

I love her so much and i respect her decision, but i havent been able to concentrate since then... its affecting my work...its like am going insane..

please my fellow Nairalanders; What can i do.

This can't be the saddest news of your life. If you lost millions in currency or property, I'll take pity. She's a lost soul.
The good news is the ratio of girls to boys in this country is 5:1.
In essence, you're still entitled to another 4 girls.
Wipe your tears

Kath5kouture:
Thanks for letting us know your mother and your female relatives are all evil. After all evil begets evil! Olodo. Think before you write! [/b]But I can boldly say my dad cheated on my mum because she told us[b]. Not every mother tells their kids that,they would rather die in silence! No b news! E don tay! We are used to men cheating!

Yah I can see that your mom really nailed your dad in her kids face. Not my business tough.
Did she ever tell you what she did that warranted her husband to be cheating on her? Except your dad is not sane but trust me, no sane man with a very good wife will have the cause to see to another woman outside. Even when he does, he feels so remorseful and apologises which is enough for both of them to bury the issue without any of their kids ever knowing. Dig into your moms past and find that skeleton or you tell me your dad is just born an ah so. Olodo from birth

wolewolsz:
Makes us two looking for GTA V

U still never see this gta?
I have one though wey I for borrow u but after coming back from a training, I thought I could jump back into gaming but at the moment, a project has just got me all wrapped up and I'm not sure when I'll be done.

God made a man
Man made a woman
But the woman made the devil so they exist because they're evil in all ways. Their breasts is evil...look and you might skip your name
Their buttocks is evil.....look and you'll have an accident
Their face is evil.....look at them and in the instant, you'll forget you're a married man.
When they stand, they kill
When they dress, is to seduce
When they bend, I pity your dick
When they're your boss, they only sack.....no promotion
When they're your secretary, they'll run your company down
When you're rich, they don't mind being your number 6
When you're even a celeb, they would even mind trying to be your wife or girlfriend into a job hunt
Women be true devil jhoor

I really want to understand if once you design the walls with these papers, is it for life or do u need to change them periodically?
I'm almost done with my project and if what you're going to tell me is satisfactory enough, then I'll consider the wall papers instead of paints that needs renewal periodically.
And how much does it go for

Avengers 2. That particular scene where Tony stark fought the hulk with the hulkburtser suit made me think he designed it specifically for the hulk in case he goes banana on the wrong side.
Fast and furious 7 also made it in the rock vs Jason statham's showdown in a police department.

O C village

jonaifame22:
do you think dat is a natural pvssy that can lubricate itself!

Is that why u need as much as a little lubricant for this glory hole?

jonaifame22:
I wish I can jus stand out side of it and face it putting only my dick in2 it,although wth some lubrication sha o!

If u need a lubricant, then you're suffering from IBI

Now what will u say seeing an ah so 20 times bigger than your hardware. It'll then take 50 men all together to break her

Holyfield1:
I don't get it

Go dip your head in water. Something is blocking it

Na lie jhoor.
How many girls go see am come say it's over? Definately not Nigerian but certainly American.
The Nigerian world is running out of men cos 40% of them have all gone abroad for greener pastures and to take wives there too increasing the number of spinsters we're having here.
So any girl whose guy is treating her as trash but proposed to will still accept all in the name of I'm married but she already know what she's about to continue facing.
In essence, she can't say it's over. Capital lie

godofwar666:
Ok make we still see if pple go get am

Some ah sos will walk in and just say the answer and not "got it".
You want the first to be the last ba?
Imagine the poster above giving out the answer from backyard. He didn't even type got it. Forgive him for he doesn't know what he's doing

Got it already. Simple as falling off a log

Michdear:
Roxanne Payne is her real name,born and raised in America not anyway related to Nigeria though black who might have probably trace her origin to Zimbabwe,she is now oni olayinka,[/b]isnt that cool?

[b]
Not cool. She's an ah so and then you're another ah so for trying to make us love it

cruzita:
is that all?

Spotted 1

Now everybody say amen to that except you're a Los illuminati mem
AMEN

Cursed the ass can grow an ugly side

jonhemma11:
Remember the female student that was expelled from Rivers State University of Science and Technology for having speech and hearing challenges who just sued the institution to the tune of N20m for expelling her? Well above are photos of the lady. 

According to her parents, she wasn’t born deaf, but the sudden illness came upon her at 6. Ms Jane Ihuoma Ottah however said nothing will hinder her from getting educated and fulfilling her dreams of becoming a lecturer in life. And even though she scaled through Primary school, made her WAEC in one sitting, Rivers State University of Science & Technology are now trying to cut off her dreams at a point where she is very close to it.

Some of us can’t wait for the court to be fast about this case, so that Jane can get back to class, and of course the school pay for damages. What were they thinking?

God bless this lady.
Some of her mates will resort into flat plates

SuzieeDee:
I am also moving oh.... I've passed that stage


wait a minute...

I'm I the FTC

Add it to your c.v and get a good job with FTC certificate

Laveda:
It's just something I don't accept..
Imagine walking on the road and one guy just stops me like that? what for? I don't like it..if you want directions fine I'll help if I can but asking me out?
No mehn

AH SO

1. Girls are like mangoes, while you're waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt.
2. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
3. When a girl has beauty without brains, the private part suffers the most.
4. Having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken as a pet. You'll eventually get to eat it someday.
5. The Wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the Wolf climbing the hill.
6. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
7. The buttocks are like married couple though. There's constant friction BTW them, they'll still love and live together happily
Vote for your favourite

omoteejay:
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At least some pix will help us to help you.

akocce:
Hahahaha!!! are u serious? 145k? is the game 45k?

You can imagine. I just didn't want to meddle into matters unrelated to me but it really hurts watching a lie when u can get a brand new game for 86'500. While with even a recent game goes for 96k.
I hope and wish u a good buy though

emmanuel1990:
How can i make it to front page??

And is that supposed to pay your bills?

Funny though but didn't break my grin

msochi:

Why did u smiley laughs at the poster above u?