Time to swap that My Terrible Number

SAMBARRY:
what makes you whatever any one thinks of my daughter's dressing is my buisness. If I'm satisfied with it wetin consain anybody however where she's going will determine what she'll wearing.if she's going to a beach party or school part dressed like that ,fine.if she's following me to an event she'll dress appropriately

And so shall it be

SAMBARRY:
nothing wrong in what she's wearing na.the problem is that you're looking at her from a sexual point of view.she's a growing child hence all her from features are still growing.

If you had a daughter and at 14, she's already wearing what I'm seeing on the 1st and 3rd pix, what will creep into your mind as a decent mother or father?

And do people actually go there to eat? Haba!

Grandma's time's up but they're holding him back

Your sins are forgiven.
TRY IT NOW.
And if u use it to call silly girls again, you'll be rusticated

As you can see, the girl who invented the style is laughing in the pix so girls don't get the choice than to laugh as she.
And if u venture shout, I'll drop you off

JohnnyNY:


I love enya too I normally listen maybe to think or to make me fall asleep especially book of days.

Enya's musics keeps you at the best mood. Cry, love, caring, amongst other good moods.
You won't even think of fighting with your girl while Enya's music is in the background.

Before it use to be which bank is your girlfriend. Now it has been repackaged to what type of girlfriend.
You didn't add the demonic type of girls.

For me, I hate Lil Wayne so much. His tattoo infested body makes it looks like the guy don't shower.

And for my like, it's only nicki minaj's voice and the way she barbie-dances her eyes. But for her fvking butt, let's set it on fire cos is pulastic

But Enya will always remain my favourite of all times.

IndianaJay:
Mercy is foolish for putting her daughter on Instagram like that, then asking her followers to rate their pictures reeks of a deep inferiority complex, sounds like someone being competitive with their child.

"Mercy be like: Look at me, look at my daughter....who looks better"?

What good mother behaves like that?

Anyway....Mercy Aigbe is a slowpoke so I'm not at all surprised at the nonsense she puts on social media.

Someone said "if u read up past this place, then you're jobless"
I actually read up to page 5 wanting to see who actually saw what I saw. You did.
While everyone was busy circling round and round trying to win arguments, you simply stood up and nailed it.
She wasn't in the the first place supposed to put their pictures in a tourist centre and ask of people's opinion about who's much better or prettier. No good mother who knows what she's doing in her right mind does that. It's like a father comparing his wealth to his sons when he ought to be hoping he's surpassed by his son.
OK if I as the mirror mirror on the wall tell her that her daughter is better, does she want to kill or disfigure her? Beauty ages as you age so don't think you can be more prettier than a freshly made juice.
Mercy should focus on her job as a mother and not trying to be the fairer of the two.
IndiannaJay, God bless you for your post

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Battlefield 4
Batman arkham knight
Transformers
Pes 15
Fifa 14
Last of us
Call of duty adv warfare n ghost
Lego Marvel
Lego movie
Second son
Nfs
Thief
Murdered
Knack
Alien isolation
Nba
Dragon age
Mlb
Resident evil
Walking dead. Etc
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Mgs pp and bat man. How much

cao:

Eyah, it is well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maX-ObiJB3o
I'm sorry, but my mind likes to think in lyrics and once I saw "bad blood", all I could think of was Taylor Swift's Bad Blood remix, which always leads to the Bat Blood video. Well, hopefully you can enjoy the video...

Hahahahaha. This was fun. How come I haven't come across this video all the while? Poor me but it's a great show and loved it.

cao:

Pele, see me complaining that the Black Friday PS4 deals sucked, only for your brother to literally suck ass. The kind Black Widow level assassination way you don plan for your brother, don enter another level...

Black widow assassination? That's long thing. The hulks megaton punch will do the OHKO. But he just confirmed today he did it to get to me. He's been having some bad blood against me so I didn't see that coming. And I told him he only got me blood vessels deep.
He's lost it all

cao:

I've had this happen to me twice, first my SNES , then my PS1, not my brother though, all those useless family friends, even though the guy cleared all my PS1 discs, it's the SNES that still pains me. Because, to top it all of off, I got it 'cause they had their own first, meaning these useless mofos obviously sold it. Na their house way I first play MK, chop fatality finish.

Yah that's true. I trust you know what it means for someone to take away that thing you love the most. It cripples you and makes you want to do the by any means necessary. I'll get a replacement by January if I don't get this back.
Rocking ps3 for now

Chidexter:


Lol funny you!! Before u said it happened to you, i figured it out man, hahaha i still sense the anger in you

Yes Bro. I'm still so much annoyed. The only way he can earn my forgiveness is by returning it cos I've talked to the whole household that I don't ever want to see his face again near my house in his entire life. I hope he doesn't sell it. Does he even think he can get away with it?

cao:
December (from the 1st)

Gauntlet: Slayer Edition (PS4)
King’s Quest – Chapter 1: A Knight to Remember (PS4)
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon (PS3)
SSX (PS3)
Rocketbirds Hardboilded (PS Vita)
Freedom Wars (PS Vita)

I think I finally got that shot at far cry 3. Don't mind it being on ps3 console. I eventually will have to run through it. Great one cao. Keep it up

When your junior brother steals your ps4 and all your cds and pads while you're are away at work only for you to almost run mad upon discovering and had to drink so much beer just to pressure down while waiting for the police to arrest him when they see him even though no one knows where he squats or being able to reach him.
N:B: it happened right to me

Na wah oooo. Selling a game without a pad is like selling an empty cd case. So unfair.
No game comes without a pad. Brand new or toks.
The buyer is so unfortunate

If u have also calculated the arithmetic but no one has reached that conclusion after heated arguments, I decided to bring it up here so we can all share our own phases.
I don't know how it has always been calculated for someone who takes more than a bottle of alcohol or diverse between different brands.
MY VIEW:
Over time, I've always argued that if u take more than a bottle of alcohol (let me use stout as an example), small, medium, or big which all has 7.5% in volume, then the volume of alcohol in your bloodstream still remains 7.5%. For instance, let's assume 2 bottles of small stouts is the equivalent of one big. If I take a bottle of big stout, you'll agree that I have 7.5% in my bloodstream. If I take two bottles of small stout, do u agree it's 7.5% I still have in my bloodstream or 15%?
THE BIG QUESTION:
Even to those who agree that whether you take a bottle of alcohol or 10 bottles, the only thing that changes is the liquid quantity not the alcoholic volume. But then I thought again, if I decided to take a bottle of stout at 7.5% and later change to star at 5.5%, or other brands of different volumes, how will it then be calculated?
How do you end up calculating this arithmetic?

In as much as s..e..x is a big part in every relationship, have your last bite of the cherry with her and ask her how much?
She'd be surprised if you're owing her and will rhetorically ask you for what?
Simple. Tell her for all the s..e..x we had.
With that said, you have covered 9 out of the 10 steps to break up with her articles.
She's already annoyed with u and will start branding u names. Don't mind her. Just keep your cool.
Even when she had come to your house about her usual big money problem, and you asking how much s..e..x costed? And she shouting and ranting, and u offer her whatever sized money (little or huge) that you've anticipated is the cost of your overall s..e..x with her, she'd reject all the offers including her money issues.
In the end, she'll storm out of your house and you'll wonder where her money problem complaints went to. It actually went back with her.
10th step, it's all over. She won't call u again cos she'd have told her bestie she has been your LovePeddler all these times.

donholy28:
op kontinue banging ashawo....gonocacus erus and staphylococcus erus na ur portion

statistically, about 93% of all girls are Street girls as long as u keep more than 1 guy. And for std's, not just the street girls donates it.

I'm not much of a writer so I'll try to stay in the middle.
Reading so many books and watching quite some videos about arousing a woman is fun and can put u in the mood straight away. All the time, I've tried to practice what I read and see. Finally, it paid off.
I'm the club guy who prefers the pay as u go instead of having a girlfriend that will be pouring on her worries on my head. So once in a while, I end up in clubs to have fun and so this is my journey to being her chosen one.
Sunday night, and I decided to end the day in ocean blue at Allen. A stripers club where you can also phuck girl of your choice. Although I made my first stop at pekas. The club where you find it difficult passing by without seeing a girl that catches your fantasy. Hundreds of them but I walked into the bar, ordered for 2 bottles of medium stout and plates of asun. I only had it in mind at that moment to just watch them walking in and out, seeing them different br..easts and azz sizes. Although I'm not the azz guy but don't play with br..easts either. An hour later, and it was time for me to leave. Enough sight seeing now get dirty.
I was walking into my car when I pictured one busty babe, I summoned her, and exchanged pleasantries. She asked me if it's short time or overnight but I told her none. She smiled and I went in and told her "all I need is a head job and I handle your br..easts for about 5mins and that's that." after a little in between talks, she obliged and job was done in my car. I drove a little off, sighted another babe, repeated the same process and job we done too. The last girl I was intending to have fun with before ending up at ocean blue became the straw that broke the camels back. She was much bustier that the last two I picked. Talked to her like the others, got into my car and was giving me the head job. I tried to handle her br..easts from the outside but she immediately grabbed my hand away from her bra and dug it inside. WTF "0_0". Her bre..easts isn't more than two of my fingers put together. I removed my hand and shapperly grabbed them again from the outside before she repeated the former. Damn, that foam was double decker. 11 times bigger than her br..east. So disappointed I had to tell her I'm good. Paid her off and drove down to ocean blue.
OCEAN BLUE: Right there after paying the normal dues, gate fee, 1'000naira and phuck room 3'000naira, I took my stand. Observing their ladies that night to see who catches my fantasy the most. After a couple of minutes, I had seen all the girls for that night and made up my mind who to get down with. Called her, a little chit chat and we walked into the room.
She kicked it off by booty-dancing which migrated into lap dancing on my hardware. Blah blah blah. After a few minutes, she was done but I was already gently fingering her and handling her br..easts. I noticed few minutes into stimulating her g-spots, and she was already wriggling like an earthworm covered in salts. I kept on the momentum not to blow it up cos I knew what was happening. Before I could say jack, she had used her right hand to push me so that I fall with my back beside her and she climbed on top me and rocked it. Few minutes later, she said "please come and phuck me". In my mind I said to myself "phuck you, isn't that why I came here in the first place?". As I stood up to do my job while she was already lying on the chair waiting on me, I noticed water dripping down my legs and I immediately knew she had squirted. I went on top her and did my job like I would normally do and after some time, she told me she's tired. What the hell? I immediately told her I haven't released and she retorts by telling me she had squirted 5times and I haven't released. She begged me she needed a drink and a break and I obliged.
About an hour passed and she walked in and we had another phuck but I didn't concentrate on her this time since I equally wanted to satisfy myself too. After a couple of mins, I was done. No squirts from her this time. I didn't want to be selfish but in the beginning like I said, after reading so many books about all this, I discovered when a woman squirts, she becomes so exhausted just like when a man puts so much energy into s.e..x. I was done and needed to rest or sleep cos I was suppose to b on duty Monday morning. I had already paid her and done with her. What I needed was just to sleep which I was into on top the couch when I noticed fingers crawling on my chest and hardware. I looked up and saw it was she again. I immediately begged her I needed to sleep since I had work the following morning. She only obliged for a short while not leaving my side. And when it looked like I was sleeping, she started stroking my hardware and kissing me all over just to forcefully put me in the mood which she succeeded. A few minutes later we got into phucking again. This time was much crazier than the first two cos she didn't pull my boxers down as I was phucking her though the button hole of my boxers. She kept on moaning. Normally we would think when a girl's moaning, she's trying to force u into releasing quick but here, reverse was the case. I kept on noticing constant squirts and got to a point she couldn't hold the pressure. She detached me, removed the condom and attached to me again. I didn't mind though despite the fears. Like as if she knew it was going to be better off without the condom, she kept on squirting. At a point, two things happened. I needed to use my Jean as a shock absorber since the whole floor around us was covered in her squirts and she grabbed her friend who came in to use the toilet and was sucking on her tits while her friend started playing with her clit. I pulled down her friends other bra and started handling on her right br.east while the phuck continued just like that till I released.
Immediately I released and rested my head on her chest, she grabbed it, kissed me and gently told me "thank you". I asked her why and she said all her life with her boyfriend and paltry living in the street, the was the first time she ever released. I smiled and she immediately asked me to give her my phone, she typed in her digits and made me promise to call her. Seconds later, we were already sleeping. I needed it with the little hour that was left to go to work. My body felt like a kids bone in a man's body. My boxers were drastically wet and so was my jean.
It was 5am and their manager beeped them the light from the outside signalling time to close. It was time for me to leave too. Her friend woke her up and told her to go and dress up but she rebuffed her. I told her friend that as it stands, she looks like a drunk girl so she won't get up on her own. So she needs to help her stand and move a bit before she can come back. After that, I left with a shaky body but gathering strength on the floor.
What a day!

Walking dead

MrWills:
I need the following games:

Need for speed: Rivals
Infamous: the second son
Assassins creed: unity
Far Cry4

If you have any of the above, pls let me know. (Lagos environs)

I've got far cry 4. Are we talking about swapping or selling? Whatsapp or call me 08080882505/09099070009

midehi2:

keep ranting and keep making more money for him, if its not worthy,why did you open or rather why did you comment.....naija mentality!

I think u were actually referring to yourself when u said naija mentality. Tell me u never went to the store to get a sanitary pad for your period. Who are u making money for? U just graduated and all the money u spent was for who? U even opened the same thread to put your finger right in my nose trying to boost money for who?
Go back to school if your brain has gone black. Everyone works for everyone.

I now fully agree that seun osewa and his moderators don't know what they're doing if this unreasonable thread hit front page. You can ban me for life and I don't care anymore. I'm supposed to come to front page and find some real news instead the real news are hiding where u take long searching but this crap is staring me in the eyes from front page

ClassCaptain:
This is Racist..Depicting Blacks as uncultured, uncivilized savages and slaves with chest hair and Big Breasts..

This is Racism at its peak.The concerned authorities should investigate the issue and bring these two ignorant whites to book

WTF

why complain so bitterly about racism when you're here practicing tribalism? U hate a fellow Nigerian cos he's not of your tribe. A white man hates us in return cos we're blacks. From my opinion, I've got nothing to complain about

Mykel4God:

What is this one saying now?

what this one is saying now is that woman doesn't have the balls to sleep with her man's son except she's a certified porn star from your story

This porn movie was written by mykel4God which he claims happened to him and needed advice. So far I've only seen his user I.D just in the first and second tablet of the whole story. If he was busted by page 4 or 5, you'd have seen his I.D all over 1,2 and 3. So sad he got busted as he released his album that he immediately crawled back into his shellhole.
My only advice is when you watch a porn movie, leave it at the end.
When you watch any of the 'ollywood movies, leave it there.
When u have a relationship problem, bring it down to the whispers family and we'll surely help you out.