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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:37pm On Oct 27, 2013

Torres dey hot oh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:36pm On Oct 27, 2013

offside

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:33pm On Oct 27, 2013

GOALALALALALaLALAaaaaaLa

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:30pm On Oct 27, 2013

torres ooooooh

Big flop

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:28pm On Oct 27, 2013

wetin torres get 4 mind b4

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:26pm On Oct 27, 2013

dry gin equals dry match

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by dopeJemi: 5:24pm On Oct 27, 2013

aguero too short

Romance › Re: Secrets That Can Destroy Your Relationship? by dopeJemi: 11:14pm On Oct 24, 2013

so op, u HIV positive?

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Food › Re: Which Food Do You Enjoying Cooking Most? by dopeJemi: 10:32pm On Oct 24, 2013

Tolexander: Mine is in the picture below;

so u cook garri and groundnut?

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by dopeJemi: 4:40pm On Oct 24, 2013

sawyer89: you got me laughing. How?
Mine was the question asked by my cousin. The young lad asked me how did his mum got a big tummy. The said mum was pregnant. I told him his mum was expecting a baby.
He then further asked how do people get pregnant. I was speechless for few seconds. Not that I didn't know the answer but how would I explain to a young boy the role sex plays in pregnancy formation without polluting his pure mind.

its d hardest question because i can't remember d hardest question I've ever been asked

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Nkiru Anumudu Rocks A Pineapple Hat & Bag To Lagos Fashion & Design Week by dopeJemi: 4:35pm On Oct 24, 2013

she Looks like some1 who kilLed her husband and was made 2 carry a calabash on her head 2 swear.. What I'm trynna say is dat she Looks stupeed

Nairaland General › Re: Some Amazing Fact You May Not Know by dopeJemi: 4:15pm On Oct 24, 2013

I doubt dat "elephants are d only animals that cannot jump". Do alligators jump? Wah bouh turtLes?.. Or are they not animals?

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by dopeJemi: 4:04pm On Oct 24, 2013

This question

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Food › Re: Which Food Do You Enjoying Cooking Most? by dopeJemi: 9:52am On Oct 24, 2013

Beans

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I by dopeJemi: 11:32am On Oct 23, 2013

quivah: Safety officer??
Is that another name for security officer? Commonly known as gateman?!

stop that... Safety officer is d upgraded version, version 3.0

Romance › Re: Should A Student Have A Gf /bf by dopeJemi: 11:20am On Oct 23, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]Good for you. But you should know that not everybody/relationship is like that. Some girls are a big form of distraction. They want all your attention, time, money and love. What time will you now have to face your studies and still give her all she wants?[/quote]u av a point.. Dis is where understanding comes in, buh like u said, not all relationships are like dat

Romance › Re: Should A Student Have A Gf /bf by dopeJemi: 10:50am On Oct 23, 2013

Oyinprince: ur relationship in sec skul was nt neccessary,it culd av lead into oda tins. That u made gud grades does nt mean wat u did was rite

there was no sexual intercourse, no romance, never touched her, so? D only wrong was dat we were both 17, der's nothing wrong in avin a relationship if u 18 and over... I know of peeps dat got married 2 deir secondary school Love.. Its a process every teenager must undergo, God or no God, its d teen life, every teenager need 2 experience it and also learn

Romance › Re: Should A Student Have A Gf /bf by dopeJemi: 7:24am On Oct 23, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]No, a student should face his/her books and make good grades first. Every other thing will follow later. undecided

[/quote]and d Later is when? When he/she graduates 4rm d university?

I had a gf when I was in secondary school and I still made good grades, so? When its time 2 get serious we get serious, when its time 2 Love, we Love, she wasn't dat much of a distraction

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Romance › Re: Ur Advice Please by dopeJemi: 7:14am On Oct 23, 2013*

Keep saying No tilL she fades away

Celebrities › Re: Photo : She Must Be Out Of Her Mind ?...........tonto Dikeh Trying To Kiss A Lad by dopeJemi: 4:17pm On Oct 20, 2013

Deola Philips: @glaxx @dopejemi....... I live here in united states. Nobody kisses for greetings. U give ur selves perks most especially when you are same sex..... Must u even do what the whites do ? Na wa o

okay nau what do u see in dat picture, does it Look Like dey are kissing?

Romance › Re: Best Way To Toast A Girl/madu/ by dopeJemi: 9:02am On Oct 20, 2013

"baby, you are 1 fine talL gLass of water and I'm telling u straight up, I'm thirsty"

Christianity Etc › Re: Why do people say 'am not sleepin' when an usher wakes them up in church? by dopeJemi: 8:07am On Oct 20, 2013

Aktor365: I they ask for your view bro! Its a trend i have noticed for quite a while now

okay! Like wetin u talk, na shame dey make dem dey Lie, dem no wan fall their hand 4 where peopLe dey

Christianity Etc › Re: Why do people say 'am not sleepin' when an usher wakes them up in church? by dopeJemi: 7:54am On Oct 20, 2013

Ask them na

Celebrities › Re: Photo : She Must Be Out Of Her Mind ?...........tonto Dikeh Trying To Kiss A Lad by dopeJemi: 7:50am On Oct 20, 2013

u should ask urself dat question... So u've not seen d whites do dis? Is dat hau u kiss ur gf??

Romance › Re: Must Ur Partner Be The First To Wish U A Happy Birthday? by dopeJemi(op): 10:38am On Oct 19, 2013

Thanks Guys, I dey go shout 4 d girl 4 disturbing my sLeep

Jokes Etc › Re: The Drunk The Mad And You: A Jozzle by dopeJemi: 12:17am On Oct 19, 2013

Kenny4lyfe: Nice try buddie!
Come to think of it
Would you really wrestle a madt man?
I don't think so!
Remember you've gotta do this in less than 30 seconds!

why won't I, when my own Life is at stake

Romance › Must Ur Partner Be The First To Wish U A Happy Birthday? by dopeJemi(op): 12:11am On Oct 19, 2013

the time is 12:02am, and its my bestfriend's birthday I'm on my bed, he's in d sitting room sLeeping, immediateLy it cLocked 12, his phone started vibrating and ringing and making beeps, I checked his fone cuz he's a deep sleeper, and I saw dat it was his girlfriend dat was calling and disturbing my sleep with messages and up till nau she's still disturbing and my nigga is still snoring

So I wanna know, must ur partner be d first 2 wish u a Happy birthday or must u be d first 2 wish ur partner a happy birthday? cuz if u ask me I'll say its old fashioned and Kinda childish

Jokes Etc › Re: The Drunk The Mad And You: A Jozzle by dopeJemi: 11:49pm On Oct 18, 2013

Kenny4lyfe: Really?

What makes you think that a madt man'll allow you pass under his legs?

This aint no dream pal! What will you do in real life?

I'll wrestLe d Mad man, he can onLy cut me if I Let him

Jokes Etc › Re: The Drunk The Mad And You: A Jozzle by dopeJemi: 11:23pm On Oct 18, 2013

Kenny4lyfe: you're dead pal!

I'll wake up den, cuz e no go pass dream

Nairaland General › Re: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by dopeJemi: 11:17pm On Oct 18, 2013

aieromon:

omo! U dey warri? I'm not surprised dou, d way dem dey rush dat AJ fast food 4 warri ehn, dem be like who dey use jax

Romance › Re: VERY BIG PROBLEM ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP: PLS HELP OUT by dopeJemi: 11:08pm On Oct 18, 2013

Friendship or relationship??

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