₦airaland Forum

chic2pimp:
Is that Dixy's or your local "Bossman" chicken shop?

Na so

PlainJAY:
Buy the tracksuit na

Na the tracksuit my woman sef talk say she like and want, She say na 30k for everything Plus delivery, If I no see the jersey buy or buy aba made. I might just go for the tracksuit too

Lana1:
Good for him.

Someone who's supposed to be his age would not ve called other people fake fans because they held contrary opinions to his...

Na the dumb ones for here like to dey form old age say dem don dey support United before SAF even came...

Lana I no dey oh, Na our ancestors age mate you dey call dumb

Lmao i been wan brag sef say me too na 2003 I start to support Man United but was a neutral in the late 90s, na once Baba comment Humble me

Omo, true true our fathers fit dey nairaland, we go curse them we no go know

ahnie:
Awwwww so sweet.

Lmao

Lana, in other words, He is your father's age mate, he could easily pass as your father that 2003, he was already a father in 2003. Lmao

GoTV:
Sorry about the last time. The ban was unnecessary. One love, peace.

My guy I was actually waiting for you to come back so we'd make peace, No hard feelings man. I'm sorry too

hensben:
Is Zidane, Scholes and English FA Hazard father too.

Theory Henry is saying to your like this morning that you are blind not to see Eden’s quality.

Lol, did you even bother to check the name of the person that said that?

It's Thierry Hazard not Theiry Henry. Hazard's Father made that quote, not Henry

diggz:
Lol

Bros, it is confirmed, Burna boy is a Stupid Beast, if burna boy sell tickets 10k for all him shows. I swear I go buy am

Go download Burna boy, Vampire.

diggz:
wetin eazi do you? na my guy that year o! Tho..I no dey too feel am like before again.

Na that year, after all the nonsense he talk about Nigeria and Ghana, I hate am straight, plus I no even see wetin he dey sing. Make eazi go look bush abeg

hensben:
OTE’s daughter effect. Lol

Lol, that one na mumu to dey date Eazi, so she no join sef

Mariangeles:
This one you're gathering recipes anyhow... You dey plan to open eatery?

Lmao you have noticed. No sha, I just love trying out new things in the kitchen, have a taste of what others eat, the kitchen is like my Lab

armyofone:
My friend, no mind the fancy name o- na cooked and deboned mackerel fish in steamed tomatoes and onion sauce o

Lol, I know na. I just wan know how exactly you do am when make am come out like this?

armyofone:
MacKish sauce. Oh mine!! Fish and things - delicious goodness!
What do I eat with it? Rice, potatoes or bread? I got to figure something out before I finish this delish fish sauce like that :-)

Please, I beg you. Recipe please, abeg

missterious:
Lol. Just ignore some things because it doesn't even make sense at all.

Why I even bothered remains a mystery to me, I just have a knack for Correcting and educating Morons, My bad. I Don ignore

GoTV:
Calm down oga. Don't take things too serious

I am not, in a space if one week, people have come here to call us fake and oyinbo because we only upload the food we are eating at the moment, like Rice, beans, noodles and eggs, bread and eggs, pottage and porridge, Sausages. They completely ignore the times we have posted Our local dish which makes me think that they eat Swallow everyday and every hour. Cook in your kitchen what you feel like eating and upload here, it does not matter what it is. Just because I am Nigerian and don't want to appear "oyinbo" , I must only bring my camera out when I am eating Swallow in order to please a couple, No my friend, it is not done.

PS, Not everyone on here stays in Nigeria or Africa

GoTV:
U no fit cook agbado and beans or ishu ati ewa. So so oyinbo food. Smh

Are you sure you have been following this thread and observing the pictures of food people upload? Because if you have, you'll notice that the number of the so called posh foods as against our local foods is on a ratio of 60:40. Do you eat fufu and Eba everyday? Is that what you take as Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? When has it become "Oyinbo" to eat Rice, Beans, Noodles, Bread and eggs? Lemme ask you a question, when you go to an eatery, what do you order? Rice or swallow? Can I call you "Oyinbo" for ordering rice? If that's what you order for

I can't deal mehn, I just can't

Unlimited22:
But truly he's been constantly collecting L since last week

He always keeps quiet, that's not how we collect Ls in this section and he knows it.

"I accept and Collect this L, to cherish and to hold, to nurture till I am able to give it out". This is how, it's all about the principal, it's principalities up in this Bitch my man

eph12:
You see that egbon for dream ni?
He has accepted his L since na, stop rubbing it in lol

Keeping quiet is not the same thing as accepting your L, He does that all the time to escape collecting his L, He has to bend the knee. It's a Tradition, You cannot be Playing smart in arguments and also be playing smart in collecting your L, It must be on record that you have collected at least one L on this side.

Ibime, Nateevs, Diggz, airmark, ME, You, Leyqute, Lana, Elrony, Nihilist have all collected Ls, it's a thing of virtue my man, I am currently dishing out one to Nihilist but he is proving stubborn, but I know him, he is a virtuous Man, he will collect it. Laumdeuter needs to bend the knee

Unlimited22:
And you had to change the name to Laumdeuter

Of course, L has been his most recent diet, it's only fair we attach it go his name

According to Laumdeuter, Saturday which falls on the 26th of May is part of the Last 10 Champions League and guess what people? Today is the 25th of May. The future is already the past according to our ogbomosho analyst

My brothers and sisters, Please spot the words and numbers in Thick black

Tufiakwa!!!

Laumdeuter:
https://i.eurosport.com/2015/07/11/1636992-34737663-2560-1440.jpg?w=950

Now show us the last Man Utd captain to do this. Hopefully you can get one in the last 10 seasons

Laumdeuter:
1. 2008/09
2. 2009/10
3. 2010/11
4. 2011/12
5. 2012/13
6. 2013/14
7. 2014/15
8. 2015/16
9. 2016/17
10. 2017/18

Thats 10 seasons which one did your club lift in, I have bolded mine

^^^ Laumdeuter has disappeared like the fart of a leprous witch. He is waiting till Sunday morning to come and list out the winners of the last 10 Champions League. Any reply after Saturday is Null and void

Apari

diggz:
mostack tho.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMCqfhPv6Bw


cc dopejemi

This song na fire na, top 5 for my playlist at the moment

Nihilstjnr:
since when is UCL qualification a trophy?

Wigan had a better season than Man City in 2013. Yes?

Nihilstjnr:
Bakayoko faced Matic twice...beat him twice.

Yoko Won an FA Cup at Matic's expense, while Matic ended up trophiless.

In terms of direct comparison between the two of them, Bag of beans took the L clearly.

Also Chelsea had a better season than Manyoo. if you disagree show me your trophy.

I asked for Chelsea, not in comparison to Man Utd. The league vs the FA cup. Man Utd had a better season than Chelsea, if you disagree, show me your Champions League qualification ID card

Well, this is not the point anymore, We both agree on one thing, Matic is a bag of beans, But one cup of miLkshake no go bad for you before oh

Nihilstjnr:
You won 3 trophies last season

you bought bag of beans and finished trophiless


I won 1 trophy last season

I sold bag of beans and still won 1 trophy.

You see the word 'won'? it's the exact opposite of 'loss'.

If you're trying to troll on this one, you failed completely..like a bag of beans

You had a bag of beans, finished first, won the League, reached the FA cup final and lost. You then sold a bag of beans and bought a bag of okpa, finished 5th, reached the FA cup final and won, now tell me, between bag of beans and bag of okpa, who had a Better season in Chelsea?

And no, I'm not and wasn't trying to troll, Only noticed varying opinions of one Man. Well, I honestly believe Matic is a bag of beans as I don't rate him and can't wait to see him give way for more productive midfielders that won't hold the ball like it's their inheritance.

But my guy, Just use this L take press and hold body

Nihilstjnr:
DDG has not won POTY again at your club because he barbed new haircut.

He won it because bag of beans in front of him was constantly letting him down and allowing a tom, dick and Morata to shoot at his goal uncontested.

Anyway the fact remains that you bought bag of beans and finished trophyless

I offloaded bag of beans and won a trophy while beating bag of beans senseless twice in the season.

Turn that J around. Na DopeLemi be your name now

You had a bag of beans and won the league, you offloaded a bag of beans and bought a bag of Okpa and won the FA cup, finishing 5th, once again, the difference is clear, 7up

How do you like your Ls sir? Hot or Cold? Would you also like some ice bLocks accompanied with them?

patrickmuf:
eph12 and dopeJemi una tag na die...

Lana1:
I'm sure he will also count World cup as part of the season...

Na only World Cup? African Cup of Nation, Lagos beach soccer, Australian Open, formula 1, NBA.

Abeg I dey go sleep

Lana1:
Olodo!

How is a season equal to a year??

There is a reason why UEFA games always start the season(Uefa Super Cup - August 8 2017) and Uefa games always end the season(UCL final - May 26 2018).
And there's a reason why everything that comes before the Uefa Super Cup is considered as Pre-Season. And in case u dont understand the meaning of the affix "Pre" here, it means "Before" as in "Pre-Season = Before Season".

So tell us how season wey start in August and ends in May for a total of 10 months is same as 1 calendar year??

Apari!!
https://images2.imgbox.com/72/70/TMgiZQkU_o.gif

You no slap am well sef, You suppose put dry sand mixed with Cement for your palm

Laumdeuter in one week

"Atletico's 2 Champions League finals is more than Man Utd's 2 Champions League finals"

"1 season equals 1 year"

"A season runs from June 1st to July 30th"

"10 seasons which consists of 10months each is equal to a Decade"

"We can use 1 season to count 1 year"

"We must start counting the year from when a season starts"
Tufiakwa!!!

I Don go sleep, make una help me beg Laumdeuter make he go submit simple assignment wey I give am for my class, Laumdeuter, I want to see that assignment on my desk tomorrow morning

Goodnight