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Docphil: Pls can i hav ur phone number, am philip 4rm delta goin 4 mbbs tru 2014/2015 p.d session.. Pls i reali want 2 kno d secrete of ur sucex in oau p.d cos am aspirin 2 b dia..@chiamaka

Chiamaka01: Thanks for coming, dora7891, DebbyChi and haydot95.

Timmytimmy: *removes tie and bounces outta thread, runs back in wearing boxers, chewing kulikuli and slinging catapult* has any expredite who was a GMP student and put in for architecture seen their ad. Notification?
I remember OAU's admission officer saying on that OT day that the right combo is CMP, now those GMP guys are complaining.

The witch cried (threatened) yesterday, the child dies today.....even though there is no scientific proof that the witch killed the child, Afmag yoruba said she did.

Problem is, this child costs over 160K, more than 9 months of mosquitoes, hunger and suicidal reading.

jarofclay: place the link, please

jarofclay: ......tell what you know,please

Timmytimmy: So, na so d thing dey sweet? FTC

jarofclay: 7 months is too much time to throw away, I need a syllabus or curriculum(or the list of courses to be offered) for faculty of Engineering, maybe for the whole of 100level or just for first semester......please, anything at all!

uumm: yeah, but it's better to read them after opening them..

Johnwills: like in Mastectomy, the patient wears Pneumatic boots. The surgeon mainly uses Electrocautery to make incisions.

moyes5757: yea cathethers are mainly for transplants

moyes5757: yea we re nt level 1 mathematicians Ere.anoda qstn

Johnwills: there are surgical instruments for general surgery. But what I mean is that there are instruments or equipments meant for each type of surgical procedure. Like Otorhinolaryngology uses majorly retractors and endoscope.

Tushney: Someone help pls ,I got 248 nd am going 4 law,I hvnt been admitted,so I dnt knw if I shld jst wait on God or change course,dnt evn knw which course to change to..wat can I do?

Johnwills: lately I digressed to medicals. I found out that each surgical procedure has its own peculiar surgical instruments.

moyes5757: yea datz one of my goals diz "holiday" and I'm also doin some thing In the medical aspect I suggest u watch grey's anatomy its all about surgery

moyes5757: -ln(cosx)+c or ln(secx)+c

Johnwills: alright that good. Do you know how to use it?

Johnwills: i guess you know what Sphygmomanometer is.

Johnwills: Dora, wetin com hapen?

Lilphemmy01: mathematics error error error......wait....363'....is dat 1 gon' lie on d 5th quadrant?

Johnwills: Yeah... Its kinda question. The bearing of Abuja from Ife is 070' and the bearing of Sokoto from Abuja is 363'. If the distance from Ife to Sokoto and Abuja is 303km and 70km respectively, find the bearing of Ife from Sokoto.

Johnwills: alright. I'll quote your comment while writing a short story. From the story you'll deduce the digits in serial order. I think that will be better.

Johnwills: but you know land marks very well when it comes to school things. Can your eleven digits be made visible? Or should I state mine?

Timmytimmy: *brings out shotgun and points at her*
This is a thread for Nigerian students, words such as scholarship cannot be said without repercussion
... you go taaaaaaaaaalk abi make I call oga mi crusher?........oga mi crusher!!!!

Timmytimmy: Scholar WAAAAAT!! *runs into thread with flip flops, biting kulikuli and gulping schnapps*
I dey hear you......

XXX5: guyz please what do they do in predegree programs?

davidmascot: If you knw of any scholarships, jamisi ooo!

suckerpunch: Dora7891, what course are u going in for?