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EducationRe: IPPIS: FG Tells ASUU No Agency Must Oppose Payment System by DoreJoe(m): 7:27am On Oct 25, 2019
ASSU will become useless and will not be able to make any demand. Because any attempt to go on strike will be countered with "no work no pay"
RomanceRe: WAIT OOOOOO! Is Breast Still A Private Part? by DoreJoe(m): 2:25pm On Aug 27, 2019
Where is lala? grin
PoliticsRe: CAC Extends 50% Cut For Biz Registration Fee By 3 Days by DoreJoe(m): 9:26am On Aug 13, 2019
molybdenum0012:
I will do that for a token.
this guy reminds me of Mr Deputy in "the Johnson's"
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Leaving Imo Government House In Style (Photos) by DoreJoe(m): 8:39am On May 29, 2019
grin

PoliticsRe: NASS Leadership: PDP Leaders, Others Move To Back Lawan, Gbajabiamila by DoreJoe(m): 5:58pm On May 05, 2019
I smell something fishing grin
CelebritiesRe: My Ass Is Growing, Life Is Good - Khloe by DoreJoe(m): 9:07am On Mar 17, 2019
ElGabi:
Still searching for the a$$
my brother! The thing tire me
PoliticsRe: INEC's Official Statement On Postponement Of 2019 Elections (Transcript) by DoreJoe(m): 7:00am On Feb 16, 2019
INEC chairman should resign!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Saved Nigeria From Embarrassment By Suspending Onnoghen –Tony Momoh by DoreJoe(m): 7:27am On Jan 29, 2019
opalu:
Lol
the stone is reported stolen.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Saved Nigeria From Embarrassment By Suspending Onnoghen –Tony Momoh by DoreJoe(m): 7:25am On Jan 29, 2019
All these old folks including yourself are the problem we have in this country
TravelRe: Beautiful Photos From Ikuru Town Beach Carnival by DoreJoe(m): 10:35am On Jan 07, 2019
Ziel20:
9ja sef. Why are those ladies wearing jean and boot? Some guys are even wearing agbada. What happen to bikini? Person go just go beach to see better booby and nyash face big disappointment. Mtcheww.
somebody should give this guy cold water please ......the guy blood too hot
PoliticsRe: 2019: Despite Presidential Veto, INEC Forecloses Use Of Incident Form by DoreJoe(m): 8:01am On Dec 10, 2018
if it will be effective on the election day good
....but i doubt
TravelRe: Mention The Countries You Will Never Consider Going To Even With Free Visas by DoreJoe(m): 10:38am On Oct 19, 2018
Please sent this guy to Somalia
Omoekun931:
Anything aside Nigeria will do. Don't ask me why
CelebritiesRe: Show Promoter Kogbagidi Assaults Follower For Disrespecting Him by DoreJoe(m): 6:50pm On Oct 16, 2018
This is why I love Port Harcourt city grin
EducationRe: See The Oxford Student Who Married Herself(Pictures) by DoreJoe(m): 9:04am On Oct 11, 2018
But bros, calm down, the guy up is right na. OK tell me how will satisfy her sex needs
Maxcollins042:
Is this sarcasm or you are having a comprehension problem.
RomanceRe: 100-Year-Old Prestatyn Bride To Marry Her Toyboy Lover 26 Years Younger Than Her by DoreJoe(m): 6:11pm On Sep 26, 2018
Nwodosis:
Ancestral Marriage!
haba! Can't you wait before giving the answer grin grin grin kikikekekhahahhoho!!
TravelRe: Big Fishes Caught During Flooding In Bayelsa (Photo) by DoreJoe(m): 5:57pm On Sep 26, 2018
grin grin shocked

CelebritiesRe: Chinyere Adogu New Look In New Photos by DoreJoe(m): 5:50pm On Sep 26, 2018
Please where is the beautiful?? Can't find any here
SportsRe: U-17 AFCON: Eaglets Captain Fails MRI Test by DoreJoe(m): 10:33am On Sep 04, 2018
jaykaylegend:
I'm surprised the whole team didn't fail the test..
I'm more surprised than you bro!! huh huh grin
CrimeRe: Mother Sells Six-week-old Baby, Buys Phone With Proceeds (photo) by DoreJoe(m): 10:25am On Aug 27, 2018
Very soon, people will sale themselves grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram Protest, Seize Airport; Army Reacts by DoreJoe(m): 9:21am On Aug 13, 2018
It like the Nigeria army is more corrupt than our politician tongue huh grin
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Invasion: NASS Clerk Locked Out Of Complex by DoreJoe(m): 12:23pm On Aug 07, 2018
BeingFrank:
Is this how politics i being ran in positively progressing countries? This is so shameful, using the state's security resources against the highest council of the state, all in the name of holding unto power even at the age you should be advicing your grandchildren how to engage humanely in politics. Insecurity, poor economy, abandoned campaign promises, bt some human beings are still cheering on the trend. Its really sad, bt i believe the cries of those falling by the swords, bullets and hardship of this irresponsible administration, shall triumph.
well said, but if you say the truth which is in favour of the opposition they will call you PDP. I hope we can change our orientation on how we see other Nigerians view
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Soldiers Killed In Yobe After Boko Haram Overran Military Base by DoreJoe(m): 7:39am On Jul 18, 2018
mvem:
...u mean the ambush in bama, it was a separate incidence
y yes the ambush!!
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Soldiers Killed In Yobe After Boko Haram Overran Military Base by DoreJoe(m): 8:43pm On Jul 17, 2018
I thought the army said there was no attack that it was just a rumor? undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: IPI Powertech Graduate Trainee Recruitment Program 2017 by DoreJoe(m): 1:01pm On Jun 19, 2018
Same here for phc
CareerRe: FRSC Sacks 2 Officers Over Fake Drivers’ License Deal In Delta by DoreJoe(m): 7:21am On May 14, 2018
We are on the way to the office, just wait a little. cheesy grin
RomanceRe: The Travails Of Mature Single Men And Women. by DoreJoe(m): 7:56am On May 12, 2018
When you talked about 'if the marriage fails', I was like are you planing for failure? Please be positive
RuthDaniels:
[b]Societal rules are mostly the reasons why people get married these days, Most people in their last thirties are pressured by thoughts of "when will you get married "? "what will people say"? "All my younger ones are married, when will I?". All these thoughts have led people astray.

Left to me, I believe an individual shouldn't be pressured into marriage. Yes you are getting old, people are asking questions but if you think deep, you will realize that these people won't be in the marriage with you. They will also blame you, call you names if you marriage fails, so why listen to them in the first place?

That said, Not everyone we see is a potential spouse, Never base your relationship or marriage on attractions alone! Compatibility and friendship matters a lot. Because there comes a time in marriage mostly after ten years when the test comes. Then only compatibility ,commitment and friendship holds the marriage. Groom your relationship, build your courtship, know yourselves then walk down the aisle. it is better to be late than be late!
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tobi Bakre's Eggplant Got Nigerian Ladies Talking (Photos) by DoreJoe(m): 5:48pm On Apr 20, 2018
Girls and Dick!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tobi Bakre's Eggplant Got Nigerian Ladies Talking (Photos) by DoreJoe(m): 5:48pm On Apr 20, 2018
Girls and Dick!! shocked
PoliticsRe: Senate's Stolen Mace Recovered By Nigeria Police by DoreJoe(m): 7:26am On Apr 19, 2018
Why most it be a senator from delta state?
LiteratureRe: The Undisputed - A Story About Friendship by DoreJoe(m): 3:23pm On Mar 04, 2018
Please don't keep us waiting for long
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Number 1 Thing That Disqualifies Candidates From First Round Interview by DoreJoe(m): 9:56am On Mar 03, 2018
What's your salary expectation
grin
simplex2:
grin



I can imagine the scenario.

Interviewer: Why do you want to leave your present place of work to join us?

Me: (goes ballistic) Fvcked up ars'holes! They take me for a slave...mvtherfckers didn't even give me a car as a sales person yet they expect me to generate market leads everyday! Who does that?

Interviewer: Huh?

Me: Yes, i have to be jumping molue at every turn! Then when I don't meet target, they cut 25% of my money in a stupid scheme they call variable pay.

Interviewer: Really?

Me: (now fuming) I have never ever gotten 100% of my pay, its either they cut it because of target, or because I missed a meeting or because I came late...silly excuses just to make sure I remain frustrated. And my co sales person never gets the same treatment because I seriously suspect she is sleeping with the line manager!

Interviewer: For real?

Me: Yes, the bit'ch screws even the HR manager, never gets a query, always getting paid 100% of her salary. But I learnt a lot of things in that place shaa.

Interviewer: Like?

Me: Never trust your boss! That's why I need this job...I suspect he is planning to sack me. i need to surprise him by resigning before he does that. Its called 'being ahead of the game'.

Interviewer: (smiles)

Me: So, when do I start?
CrimeRe: Nigeria Prison Statistics 2017 [IMAGE] by DoreJoe(m): 4:30pm On Feb 22, 2018
See people husbands, after una go talk say men no dey

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