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GrandfinaIe2021:
hehehe I just found out you dropped out for inability to pay your fees so you couldn't write the exams.
Are you not the 400 level student of eksu studying political science?
My friend is a staff of eksu and yes eksu is on session.
find a way and get your sorry ass back to school and stop constituting a nuisance on the cyberspace

Okay.... Yes I'm a 400lv student studying political science..... It's a well known knowledge on this forum

I don't have time to answer the remaining trash you wrote ...... Because trying to drag you will make people know you as a liar. And I don't want people to know you're a liar


Like I said earlier face your life and stop bothering others.... It will make you live long.

Ciao

GrandfinaIe2021:
you're getting so lousy these days and the rate of your seeking attention on this forum is too much.
I thought eksu pulled out of the strike and you should be facing your final year project now

Thank God the phone,data and time I'm using to seek attention and being lousy is mine not yours....

And No....Eksu did not pull out of the strike so that makes your thoughts useless.

So why don't you face your life and leave mine.....

Cause I heard busybodies always die too quickly

I watch porns but I love to watch some weird genre like men having sex with their cars or inanimate objects.

Gay porn
Bestiality porn that involves men
Asians porn..... They are always so clumsy

Choilila:
Not me.

He is responsible for that.

Jeon love.... Who's making you so angry ?....


Please it's weekend... Enjoy your day love

PerfectStranger:
Abeg no disvirgin your yansh mbók. If that's the only untouched part you'll tender to your future hubby.

Nah my end point I dey so my brother

I no get time to dey sing " Carry me dey go my husband house"

RealEzee:
bad girl way neva do anal na bad girl ?

..... My pain tolerance is quite little bruh....

I no wan bad reach my yansh

PerfectJUSTICE:
"Took it all as a queen..."and remained there with the hope that he will change someday...Aunty, you are on a long thing

Lol.... Change is constant bruh.... It's up to you to determine if it's gonna be negative or positive

Jack005:
In one of your previous threads, you said you had dated your boyfriend for 5years and still counting even after he cheated on you. So which one be all these breakup tales?

Lol.... bruh try reading the headline....it says how you know your partner was cheating on you


We are still together tho

I'm quite a realist with a sprinkle of liberalism. I accept things easily the way they are. I don't have time changing people or situation.

I am his first lover, we were naive when we fell in love... We were barely adults. I was more exposed than him. I taught him everything he knew about sex and romance.... As a bad girl that I was and still am.

Along the line he developed a mind of his own... He developed the urge to explore. I was actually preparing myself for that time.... And when it came I was cool with it.....

He has had his fair share of fun now coupled with how the girl tried to extort him with pregnancy ....

He's back home now.... To me.... After all "there's no place like home"

When he changed his phone password and deleted my fingerprint record

When he started running inside the bathroom to pick call in the night....

When he started using 45 mins on call and sounding pleased after the call.

When he started doing transfer for hair bonnets and shawarma. Sending datas and asking "Hope you got my message".

When he started comparing the girl bleached oil stew to my own not bleached oil stew ( I don't bleach my oil when cooking)

When for no good reason his stach of condom started going down.

When he started talking about how good it is to fucck the ass....

The exaggeration about fuccking the ass was so glaring because nigga have never bleeped my ass .

Took it all with grace as a Queen that I am

Silentgroper:


What did it say wen u translated it?

Google got confused.

Silentgroper:
Very funny ... Since wen did chinese have their proverbs written in japanese

I tried to translate it and I burst out laughing.....

Funny shit

zabimaru:
He finally broke your heart. You thought you were strong enough to let go but pride will not permit you to beg for his forgiveness.
My advise?

Find that nigga and beg him like your life depends on it, if he then says no, I'm sure your tears will fill the whole room and catarrh will not cease for a day or two.

If he says yes, tears of joy will also flow ceaselessly.

Either way, you get what you want.


You thought you could live without him, unfortunately, you can't.

I leave you with this Chinese proverb:
Shang chi Xinjiang Yamamoto urahara kisuke itadori.

I tried to translate what you wrote but it came out as nothing



You are too much

rollywise:
Ok na. Send me your number. So far say you go write my name join the tattoo

I will write your full history sef as long as you sell your 2 kidney and write a will that the money from the proceed is mine.....


How about that love?

rollywise:
How many are you now

999

Do you want to be number 1000 ?

CoconutMilk:
Dear Sane Nlanders.
If these two dot heads above ever support you then you should be worried because it means you've done/ are doing something really really bad.

Lol

Orishirishi.

You cracked me up with laughter bruh

rollywise:
Go do na

I will when I've got myself 1000 body count

aysuprano:
It’s painful and sometimes makes me feel evil

I remember when my house was robbed, everyone were crying after losing their property, and I was just there looking like I’m not affected, some people thought I knew something about it

I tend to accept faith fast, as I was robbed I knew my belongings were gone and I accepted and started thinking of what next, infact I don’t know how to lament

I move very fast from a horrible situation

Lol.... Quite funny that we kind of share some personality traits.

I move on too quickly when I encounter misfortunes. I was once robbed too.... My school fee... 3 years ago. I did not shed a tears. My face was so blank... I was in pain but to express the pain was hard. I concluded that I would kill myself. It took my mom 5 months before she could gather that money.

Luckily, some people who understand me slept in my room for weeks till I got better. I was still not better... I suffered from severe depression coupled with sleep paralysis. I would wake up screaming in the middle of the night. I started hallucinating, I was seeing things. The relief came after 5 months when I got someone to hold me while I cried my suffering out.


My boyfriend of 5 years cheated on our trust.... He called me and told me after I already heard it from someone close. I asked him if he used condom.... He said Yes and I told him to have a good day. I did not cry, I felt used but I held it in. We are still together. I still see the girl and I hate the both of them.




Talking to you is making me feel better..... I'm grateful

aysuprano:
I wish this can work for me too

I’m not a hard guy , I’m just a normal guy

But I find it hard to cry, I’ve tried several times to shed tears but it never happened

The last time I cried was when I was in secondary school from caining and that was 12 years ago

Ever since then I’ve lost people close to me, I’ve been heart broken, I’m been in pains but It’s almost impossible for me to shed tears even if I try to

I even try and force it but no tears

Although I have other emotional feelings of the pain and all o, but tears never roll down my eyes

Sometimes i wish I can just make it happen

I really wish I can help though....

Some of us are just so used to bottling things up inside us that we've forgotten how to cry.

But when the urge comes.... It's always painful

Medianna:
Watch this movie 'a miracle in cell'
If you don't cry, then you dont have a heart. Period!

I've watched it mam .... I cried so bad that I had fever the next day.


Thanks mam

Candidlady:
Have you tried slicing onions close to your eyes or balm

I would have but that kind of tears won't move my soul


I just wanna curl myself and weep till I get tired..... Guess I'm getting too stressed lately....


Thanks anyway

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Type in emotional football moment on YouTube..
Or America got talent Golden buzzer best moment..bet ya one of em should get ya..
Take care of yourself and make sure you cry as much as you want..

Thanks

No shitting though

I feel like something is lost inside me, like I'm missing something in my soul. The urge to cry is overwhelming me and for some odd reason I'm getting restless because of it.


I've tried watching people burying their pets on YouTube but I'm not crying.........


Somebody, anybody, kindly recommend a sure thing I can watch online or do that will make me cry and feel free in my soul.

They look so nice


I love it

It's a hit

I can see NL RP crying


Why the unnecessary tears nah?

Okay... How fair is that?

I ask again how fair?


Mr Seun, there's a terrorist activity going on on Islamic section.

Why is our freedom of speech being limited?

Why is one of your mod at the Islamic section trying to terrorize us?

Can't we speak the truth again?

I was banned for 10 years .... For what ooo?

Did I insult Allah or Muhammad?

Did I?

I was only asking questions and and booooom.... 10 years ban.

Is that one fair Mr Seun? Again I say....

THERE'S A TERRORIST CELL AT THE ISLAM FOR MUSLIMS SECTION

And I've got to know that we are many that were given 10 years ban


Where is our freedom of speech?

Democracy is dead on Nairaland




CC: SEUN.

Breadandpeppers:
One Muslim mod must have done it.. I'm suspecting mukina

Eyah ..... I'm so sorry because next week will be worst


Aluta continua

Breadandpeppers:
Omo 10yrs ban. But we move

Did they ban you?

I've been banned for 10 years and all my comments has been wiped off

This is why I will always prefer my country side Ekiti....


Mangoes that I pick for free sef ..... Anytime it rains I'll just walk to the nearest Mango tree and start picking.....