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KeriBaby:
That's even worse

Except maybe they're friends

If he wants transaction am sure there are gonna be lots of restaurants

Hahahaha. No be small thing. But the way i see it, it is still feasible o. So far the terms of engagement are well specified. But my 2 cents is that he should get friendly with the females in his vicinity at his PPA, maybe things might progress from there. TheSpark are you listening? Lol.

KeriBaby:
Dem dey always catch Iykebest for food section Lol



But food is very important



Him go need gf for dat side sha
Because I no sure say any girl go gree dat offer o

Why not? Its not like they are sleeping with each other. Its purely a transactional relationship.

KeriBaby:
Nigerian girl or not

I still refuse to have the discussion

Karashika Movement. I know you go sabi do bad things. Hehehehe.




See Nairaland o. I wan put clitor*s them come dey write clitoris. What nonsense is that?

KeriBaby:
Hehehe cook your own let us cook our own


Relax u might get an Nysc bae over there


Stop worrying about food now



Boys and food sef

Odikwa very important o! Dont play with my stomach abeg.

theSpark:
I'm looking for NYSC buddy (female) that will be cooking for me and her during service. Cost of buying foodstuff will be split between us (I'll pay slightly more).

Let me know where I'm posted first.

Looking at you in 3D.

KeriBaby:
I refuse to have this discussion with u

smh. na true abi na lie? Nigerians girls sef. You like am or not? Heard some women can *cum* by stimulating thier clitoris alone. Input now.

elmisti:
Me sef no dey regular jare....buh dat KingJB don turn poet ovanyt....so na hin work dey totory babes now

Oh, all that *e boo* shit. Ok. Me dey look for the real thingy bro, *Cheddah* baby, make i use am for other neccesary activities for camp and beyond. He he he he. By the way, the thread looks ghastly.

elmisti:
Make dem dey shout dey go jare

Hahahahahaha. Washere. Oya gist me small. Wetin dey ku for hia?

I see some people misbehaving here. Elmisti compile the list of noise makers.

The Silver Back greets you all!

whodohgeepee:
E get some posts una nor suppose reply! As una reply nw she go dey feel on top of d world! Well she gat a point thr sha ooo cs ah dnt see truth nd overlook it! Well, dats by d way, donpsymon ah see u! Faithluv5 ah miss u here;morning love! Dossylvanus, morning ape abi na gorilla u dey call yaself ! Keribaby, d noisemaker of d thread, dnt worry u'd be given d 2nd choice of states u applied for(quote me on d 21st) ! Goldenone, d silent one! Elmisti it aff tey na! And to all ma e-peeps ah no mention abeg ah dey bathroom, soa almost enter ma eyes o!

I see you jare.

goodyboo:
if u get correct one,to die no go even hungry u and wen death come,u go yarn am the reason to live.

abi I make sense.

Ha ha ha ha. You try.

This thread is full of gloom. Yokiti and co, una well done. A whole dax, less than 30 pages! When we used to do up to 70 to 100 pages per day?

hilsocial:
I no mind rewatch the whole match to tell u how the match de sweet. Mou is confused, he put Matic still comot am.

I have no personal favorites actually. Epl sweet die.

Chai.... Chelsea fans how market?

goodyboo:
ha ha.

Whats funny? The guy dey yarn kpatash. When i die, anoda man go come dey sama the kitten. So why bother? Lol.

wailing:
Gazaliah, 2el, babatawa, rmfunky,deracathy, haliluck,haywire1, starlight101, physika,Emlina, andrerose, pwettylady,pwettyface, thespark, raywire, beamborla, chikaodili345, xcozee,dossylvanus,stancity,iykebesbt1,ayima et al how ya all doing?

Fine i guess? How are you and yours?

KingJB:

Good morning,
The President in absentia, Mobi18 The vice President, Elmisti The Thread's ambassador, Xcozee The thread originals, 2el Babatawa Et Al The fallen heroes, dossylvanus The Aristotle of our time, Mistabiola The better antagonist, Haywire1 The queen of the thread, Harinholar My Lord, Mobi18 The great communicator, goodyboo The underrated lover, sammie2310 The Rome in making, Aare2050 The unique lover, Ademasta The pride of the thread, keribaby The gentle lady, zeeenas Footballers in our midst Iykebest1 Sambest2 Face of B15, Hilsocial The perfect ghost lover, Allsmyles Couples in our midst Aare2050andallsmyles El-Dola of blessed memory Elmobi in the making HarinholarAdemasta JibriljuniorHaliluck Xcozeezeenas Senior member of the press, Omitooguns Minister in cooler, isiabuncha My lords spiritual and temporal Members of the press, Ghost modes All other protocols duly observed....

GREETINGS

goodyboo:
Top of the mrng to u.
I trust ur nyt was great

Same here.... My night was splendid.... Yours?

sammie23ten:
it's not a threat... it's just a warning alert... saying.... leave my e-boo alone....
goodyboo...u see am fytin for u... #smiling#

So na woman yansh you dey fight for?

sammie23ten:
hello bros.... who is ur boo... goodyboo happens to be mine...


Soo.... keep off.. wit capital letters

Are you threatening the great Silverback?




Removes one of his eyes. Insolent braggard.

yokiti:
Good day all, hope we all had a pleasant rest?
Due to popular demand, we are reviewing the ban of all those that are serving any ban presently in the NYSC SECTION ONLY; please, post a link to your profile under any ban now (e.g www.nairaland.com/yokiti ) also, send an apology mail to the NYSC moderators using the "Mail mods" feature at the top/section of the board's homepage ( www.nairaland.com/mailmods?board=79) we promise to get back to you later in the day.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Have a nice day ahead
Yokiti
(For NYSC board moderators)

P.S. Majority of those serving ban are doing so because of the irritating space booking and distracting posts they are known for and we shall not hesitate to wield the sword( press the ban button) again if this is repeated and the ban will be till the fullness of time.

On behalf of all banned personalities on here, the Silverback Gorilla is angry. If we were all serious, then we would have never even reached page 300.

goodyboo:
welcome jawe,u r being envied dats y .

Envied? BY WHOM? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Dier fada. Thanks boo boo.

elmisti:
Check my yansh.....dows it look samad

Yes!

yokiti:
who will second this motion?

The Great Silver Back seconds the motion. Bringbackthenoise.

DonPsymon:
Mehn... Mofos gat chill o...


Me I'm only here to have fun sha... So I do whatever I wanna do... Buy a million hectares of land if possible

You know 1 secret? If dem ban me today, the next second I'm back here with another account mehn...

Or I get F ing tired of nairaland and go tweet myself out or something

You sabi.

elmisti:
See me see dis gorrilious otondo....after I smuggled ur ass into d country bak wit my newly arrived weeds....u dey yarn nonsense....seems u want to go bak to. Congo

Hahahahahahahahahaha. You don get mouth.... After dem don Sama your yansh.

DonPsymon:
Lol






Nobody can ban me o


I d follow rules... Even my land sef no the near expressway... I the smoke responsibly too..., ask elmisti. In short, now na only Shisha the get me

When I score, I don't celebrate anyhow... Blym sef know


And whatever chimajii does that keeps him off ban, I also do it... And why dem ban you?

We have snitches on this thread.


If we were l serious them think say we go even reach 300 pages?

elmisti:
*enters thread*








*drops all my bags and stuff*.......Mobi18 ooooo, m back ooo....



*soliloquizing*....it is not easy oooo, going to look for ll dis pple in detention.....not to talk of taming that gorilla.... And taking haywire to the yaba inner syd.....I am very tyrd....

You no well... Shey I no tell you make you stop to dey smoke local weed?


Take my exotic Polynesian weed add feel free!

DonPsymon:
Lucky you... Some got 4- 5 days.

Chaaaaiii!


No wonder elmisti dey always view thread but no comments. Hahahahahahahahahaha..... That one is a terrible sobering.....

KingJB:
I am fighting for what I think is right
As long as the main functions of a thread are satisfied
Any other add-on shouldn't be seen as a crime
All other NL rules being satisfied.

We are a community here
We can't just leave our brothers in jail
And claim we can have fun or the thread will move on,
Yes, days will pass Yes, if we stop coming here Others will come
But mods remember, you just lost some fans of NL
If you persist
We have less than 28 days to be active
Why the heck are you reducing it again
All I'm saying
Leave these guys
They won't play forever
Free my guys
Free elmisti Haywire1 Ademasta Mistabiola
And all others in ban
Let peace reign
Yokiti Seun

The Silver Back supports the motion.

DonPsymon:
Lol

How many days dem give you?

24 hours.