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FashionRe: Vlada Dzyuba, Model Collapses & Dies After 12-hour Fashion Show In China by Dottore: 5:19pm On Nov 01, 2017
Wasted young beaut. Too bad RIP
CrimeRe: 300-level UNIOSUN Student Nabbed Over Alleged Possession Of Gun, Cutlasses by Dottore: 1:33pm On Nov 01, 2017
Afonja
CrimeRe: Members Of Icelanders And Deywell Cults Arrested In Rivers (Photos) by Dottore: 1:29pm On Nov 01, 2017
Fools
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For Coscharis Group Limited Fresh Job Recruitment (18 Positions) by Dottore: 10:48am On Nov 01, 2017
Ok
Foreign AffairsRe: White House Spooky Halloween Makeover (Photos) by Dottore: 6:36am On Nov 01, 2017
Ok
CrimeRe: Children Kidnapped And Sold For N1.1M In Enugu Rescued By Police (Photos) by Dottore: 5:24pm On Oct 31, 2017
Na wao
PoliticsRe: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Dottore: 6:07pm On Oct 30, 2017
Ok
AutosRe: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by Dottore:
Tadeus:
That's not d problem. Which car do you want to buy?
2006 Avalon or
2008 Avalon

How much pls
FamilyRe: British Lady Cried Out After Seeing The Picture Of Her Man Marrying Another Lady by Dottore: 1:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
Ok
RomanceRe: Single Women Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Suitors by Dottore: 7:21am On Oct 28, 2017
Ok
AutosRe: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by Dottore: 10:07pm On Oct 26, 2017
Dottore:
Tadeus my concern is how u cope with the risk factor of customs and their numerous checkpoints especially as they keep showing updates of seized vehicles from Cotonou axis
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Seeks A Solution To His "Small Manhood And Man Boobs" by Dottore: 10:40am On Oct 24, 2017
Hia
PropertiesRe: 15kva Dutch Gen. For Sale by Dottore: 5:10am On Oct 22, 2017
Manihotspp:
Location: Oyo town
Phone:08096696622
Condition: Working perfectly.
A small cup of yellow oil paint of 600naira and a small paintbrush of 150naira can improve the marketability of that generator, do it if u want to sell it because right now it looks like scrap.

Well you may decide not to retouch it if u want to sell it as scrap in that case stop calling it generator.
AutosRe: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by Dottore: 1:39am On Oct 22, 2017
Tadeus:
All delivery to Lagos

Contact

08035142036, 08056807475


Tadeus
Tadeus my concern is how u cope with the risk factor of customs and their numerous checkpoints especially as they keep showing updates of seized vehicles from Cotonou axis. reply please
CelebritiesRe: Comedian AY Makes It To CNN, Reveals How He Made It To Guinness Book Of Record by Dottore: 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2017
welldone bros
TravelRe: NNPC Tanker Driver Kills Man In Aba (Graphic Photos) by Dottore: 12:23pm On Oct 21, 2017
Rip
FashionRe: Cute White Baby Rocking Agbada(pics) by Dottore: 12:10pm On Oct 21, 2017
Cute little politician

The first reminds me of Buhari inspecting guard of Honour

Second is Saraki rising from senate seat

Third is Fayose posing for the press

Fourth is GEJ laughing at Nigerians that voted for Buhari

Na joke o. cool
Celebrities19 Things You Probably Didnt Know About Fela Kuti by Dottore(op): 8:40pm On Oct 20, 2017
In remembrance of the music icon Fela Anikulapo-Kuti, who died on August 2, 1997, we bring you 19 facts you thought you knew about the king of Afrobeat. Though it’s been 20 years since he departed this world, the Afrobeat mastero continues to live in the hearts of those who know his worth.

Did you know that “Mr Who-Are-You?” and “Na Fight O” were the first in a series of narratives in which the Abami Eda used his personal experiences as “resources” for explorations of topics of wider interest?

If you were asked which was the first album cover Ghariokwu Lemi designed for Fela and you said Unnecessary Begging, you are absolutely wrong.

Are you sure?

Of course we are. It was Alagbon Close. No need for the unnecessary debate!

You must have heard of Kalakuta Records, right? But did you know that Fela set it up after Decca recording company refused to release Sorrow, Tears, and Blood? The album became the label’s debut release.

This next one sounds unbelievable, but it’s true.

In March 1980, Fela accepted a police invitation to serve as a member of the Police Public Relations Committee.

Really?

Yeah, yeah!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

This one is not as incredulous but did you know that in June 1984, a documentary film entitled Teacher Don’t Teach Me Nonsense based on Fela’s political life was broadcast to a British audience by the BBC?

How good are you with languages? No, we are not referring to the Hausa service of the BBC. We are not talking about French or German language either but Swahili!

Did you know that “Kalakuta” is a Swahili word that means “rascal”?

Bet you never knew that. But it figures!

You probably knew that his first band was called Koola Lobitos. However, have you ever asked yourself what those words stood for?

Well, “Koola” has no apparent meaning but “Lobitos” is Spanish for “little wolves”!

It figures, too!

Let’s talk about colour this time.

Did you know that orange was his favourite colour? This one is a bit debatable because the colour red and black have also been mentioned on one or two occasions. Maybe Femi or Yeni Kuti can bail us out here!

Now to FESTAC.

It’s a common knowledge that Fela did not participate in the second World Black and African Festival of Arts and Culture – known as FESTAC – in 1977. But did you know that he put forward a nine-point programme, which outlined his conditions for participating at the event?

Let’s throw this easy one in the mix.

The “White Paper” report by the federal government on February 18, 1977, invasion of Kalakuta Republic claimed that the fire that engulfed Fela’s house started accidentally by an “exasperated and … soldier”.

a) Unidentified

b) Unrecognised

c) Undistinguished

d) Unknown

e) All of the above

A piece of cake, right? If you call them Undistinguished, though, you are on your own oooooooo!

Back to Decca recording company.

Did you know that the company signed a 12-album contract with Fela but in an attempt to strangle him financially, the Nigerian army persuaded Moshood Abiola, the largest shareholder of the company, to fire the English director, John Boot? His replacement, Mr. Orgus unilaterally cancelled the company’s contract with Fela.

Still on Decca, are you aware that Fela and his entourage took over and squatted for 78 days in the company’s headquarters in Lagos? He was forced to leave the premises as a result of his invitation to perform at the Berlin Jazz Festival.

While in Germany, did you know that the Nigerian army took the opportunity to destroy the ruins of his burnt house, where he had placed a coffin on the balcony as a sign of protest and a banner with the words boldly written: “This is the spot where justice was murdered”?

Let’s make you work under examination tension and condition. Another injustice?

Well, you must have come across the computer adaptive test GRE while trying to get a job in the bank or hoping to further your studies abroad.

Then you are no stranger to analogies which test your ability to see the relationship between two words and to recognise a similar relationship between two other words.

Now let’s try it out on Fela.

KALAKUTA: Republic, KALA-KUSA: …

a) Republic

b) Cell

c) Kitchen

d) Toilet

e) None of the above

To solve this GRE/Fela analogy, follow these five steps:

1) Figure out how the capitalised words are related.

2) Create a sentence that expresses that connection.

3) Test the choices with your sentence and eliminate the ones that don’t work.

4) If you are left with more than one answer – or no answer at all – go back and refine your sentence.

5) Choose the best answer. If none of the choices fits exactly, choose the one that works best or settle for option “E”.

So, have you been able to unravel the Kalakuta and Kala-kusa relationship? Well, without further ado, Kala-Kusa was Kalakuta’s little wooden cell in Fela’s republic.

It was a symbolic cell locked with string and if you don’t do your penance in it, you have to quit the Kalakuta altogether.

But don’t quit reading this just yet because we still have more revelations on the Abami Eda!

So, did you know that as a band, the Koola Lobitos was transformed during Fela’s harrowing tour of the United States from June 1969 to March 1970?

Oh, you are aware of that but could you ever imagine that Fela started with only one female dancer?

It’s hard to but Dele, Fela’s first dancer, danced solo for the band for many years. But all that changed in 1978, when the King of Afrobeat married 27 women in one traditional ceremony.

Twenty-seven women all at once? Actually, the ceremony began with 22 brides lining up in front of the oracle in order of seniority. Five more joined the group before the ceremony ended, suggesting either last minute jitters or uncertainty! Or both.

But did you know that when no Ifa priest in Lagos agreed to officiate at the February 20 mass wedding, Fela imported Chief Yesufu Olaleye from Ekon, Ekiti division, in Ondo state?

Sadly, though, the mass marriage lasted until 1984 when Fela emerged from a jail stint on trumped-up currency charges amid rumours that some of his wives had adopted Fela’s inclusionary sexual ideas for themselves! What a man can do a woman can…

And lastly, did you know that Fela “died” before his actual death?

On July 14, 1987, Fela was rumoured dead arising from an AIDS-related illness?

Ten years later, it was no longer a rumour!

https://www.thecable.ng/19-things-probably-didnt-know-fela-anikulapo-kuti

RomanceRe: The Lord Is Your Strength! Pre-wedding Photo Causes Outrage Online (photos) by Dottore: 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2017
i no follow
PoliticsRe: We Will Soon Tell Nigerians Names Of All Suspected Looters – FG by Dottore: 12:23pm On Oct 19, 2017
Recycling the same stupid statement everyday. Nonsense
FashionRe: Photos Of Contestants For Queen Of Igboland Pageant! by Dottore: 11:23am On Oct 19, 2017
Pk
CelebritiesRe: Video: See How This Lady Dressed At D’banj’s Club Tour That’s Got Everyone Shock by Dottore: 5:21am On Oct 19, 2017
They will send it to FP as usual leaving other intelligent and meaningful topics
Nairaland GeneralRe: Atiku’s Son Lands In Jail For Contempt by Dottore: 6:23pm On Oct 18, 2017
Ok
Forum GamesRe: Which Of These Tanks Will Be The First To Get Filled? by Dottore: 3:15pm On Oct 18, 2017
ok
AutosRe: Toyota Avalon 2006 Thumbstart Limited Edition Toks...3.2m by Dottore: 7:37am On Oct 18, 2017
jaxxy:
Can't fly for this one. I can give u a 2005 Limited for 2.7m distress sale. Thx
Let me see the photos and mileage
AutosRe: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by Dottore: 4:26am On Oct 18, 2017
Tadeus:
Good morning nairalanders
Tadeus my concern is how u cope with the risk factor of customs and their numerous checkpoints especially as they keep showing updates of seized vehicles from Cotonou axis
AutosRe: 2006 Model Toyota Avalon Limited Toks Selling Cheap by Dottore: 4:11am On Oct 18, 2017
hubcruz:
still on
What's the mileage
AutosRe: Toyota Avalon 2006 Thumbstart Limited Edition Toks...3.2m by Dottore: 4:04am On Oct 18, 2017
jaxxy:
Here
2,5 cash
AutosRe: Tin Can Cleared 2005 Model Toyota Avalon by Dottore: 4:01am On Oct 18, 2017
RoyalRufai:
Newly Arrived 2004 Model Toyota Camry XLE,Just Cleared At
...
Call or Whatsapp Adedayo on:07061922986
Email:rufai_dayo@yahoo.com
See them;
Topic is Avalon
Heading is Camry
Picture is Avalon
Price is outrageous.
Scammers everywhere
Una weldone ooo
*clears throat*
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 2009 Xle For Sale by Dottore: 3:53am On Oct 18, 2017
olusesand:
This deal is still on
Mileage?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Flaunts His Car In Russia, Says My Passion Is My Personal Property by Dottore: 8:35am On Oct 16, 2017
I thought he's been recalled. What's he still doing there

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