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Mancity26: wht abt mr flavour-nwa baby?

It's not among the Top 5

The Top 5 Should be In This Arrangement:

1. African Queen- 2face
2. Do me - Psquare
3. Why Me - D'banj
4. Gan Gan Aso - 9ice
5. Hollar At Your Boy- Wizkid

Rexxie: lolll...the jayweeders wud surely fall over themselves over this..

Lol abi, they are really annoying though

What is this, this evening now? Instead these stup.id people to surrender quietly, they still want to cause trouble. Well, I won't be suprised if by tomorrow Apc will recover their lost long voice(silence) to talk about this issue

Hmmmmm... Do not be discouraged, Kill them all

Which Controlled Demolition? So they planted explosives you you say? Then why the building collapse and not Explode?

johnstar: #gbam, u said it all, some tyms I prefer chatn wit a gal dan facing her 1 on 1, I ll b 2 shy 2 tel her wts on my mind.. lol

Yeah true and that moment after talking to her, u get to finally be with her 1 on 1 and u can't tell her all what you've been telling when you guys were chatting and she'll be like "Are you sure you Love me or you're just playing me?"

Heebucun: Tanx.ur welcome to

Hope I will get a follow back, you'll be the 1st person I'll follow on NL

Heebucun: Is it that hard looking someone in the eyes?I hate having conversation with people that can't look into my eyes.Its a sign of lack of confidence.anytime this happens I had just device ways for them to do so.saying things like am going to miss u let me sEe ur face and bam I got my eye look or better still i had ask them jokingly is there dirt on my face?there are many things u can say if u have closer relationship with the person.things like I love it when u look into my eyes,it makes me feel loved or it makes u look more confident.I hate it when Ladies thinks shy Guys are stupid and vice versa

Hmmm.... True, one thing I know for sure is Shy guys or girls are actually not Stupid, sometimes they are actually the Dangerous. BTW can I follow you, so I could receive more Lectures

Heebucun: Some guys are actually shy actually but on here(nairaland)they are veri bold!Y the change in character?

Probably cause we don't have to actually open our mouth to talk to you or look a girl in the eyes

I'm quite a shy guy in real life, I've probably got good looks. The only way I've been able to get through mine and make a relationship is through Social Media: BBM, Whatsapp and the likes. Once we start talking through social Media and I've gotten to know you really well, when I actually meet the person, I won't be shy around the person @ allz. Had this one time I met a girl on BBM, after we chatted for like over a month and got to know ourselves. we finally met when we had to travel to almost the same location, we boarded the same Bus, we did naughty things and I so wasn't shy. [b/] Being shy is so not nice

Ormorlehwah: Hmmmm..... *thinking* Somehow.

lol well done

Ormorlehwah: It's just a Simple question, let's learn from Ourselves.


I stopped trusting Guys when I was in Primary3 .....
When my boo left me for a girl who bought a new HB pencil for him.

OP but wait o @ Bolded, you af spoil finish since primary school....

rahymat: i know im beautiful

Hahahaha You Say

Homguy: Lucky you! Good you let her be before things went deeper.

Yes o, Thanks and that situation has got me wondering if girls don't like to be treated Right

It is soooo True, I was dating this Girl that would always be Passive and aggressive, she feel she has the right to get angry or decide not to read my Bbm chat and nor reply when is angry. She loves to fight with me at every little fight, always thinking about herself. Once we had a fight because she was watching a movie, while we were talking, told her jokingly me I would also start watching a Movie. She didn't talk to me for like 3 Days, she didn't even bother picking any of my calls. Well now we've broken up..... And I've never felt so free

Chai that "Zombie" track sweet gan o, been on replay, mixture of Fela and Michael Jackson Flavour together. Psquare on Point. Buy the Album, do not download illegally, all the peeps weh dey upload the Albums online na God go Pu.nish e na

Double Trouble literally caused "Double Trouble" for my legs yesterday, as I walked through out Surulere yesterday with my legs (I got injured while playing football), looking for the Album for almost two hours, I no see Album, as a true Psquare Fan I didn't want to download it illegally online. I Later went to get the Album this afternoon, been on repeat since. #TeamPsquare #SuperFan

With Time we shall Defeat them, it's high time they left. Ebola and Boko Haram will be packing their loads together. Nigeria is still going to be united, Nigeria would not be Nigeria if we are separated, I love my Country

Ope o, But where is the Source na? Cause it's high time we get read of this Virus. Nigeria will surely survive. And I no forget o your Source?

montecarlo: Ex-unaabite? Kenny.
Who u?

chill are both of you ex Unaabites? (Now Funaab)

(Very Important) #Post Ume Update: For Jambites and DE Candidates.

Funaab Brings a new Twist and Suprise to this Year's Admission.

Admission Essay

Both UTME and DE applicants are required to write a
TYPED ESSAY on one of the following topics as part of
requirement for 2014/2015 Admission exercise
Topics
1. The Future I see for myself.
2. The Impacts that I want to make through my
life.
3. Things that are most important to me in life.
4. What I intend to do with the course I want to
study in FUNAAB.
Instructions:
i. Write on only one topic.
ii. Your Essay must not be more than two type
pages.
iii. Your report should follow the following outlay:
a. Your Name, with Surname first.
b. Your JAMB Examination Number.
c. Your JAMB Examination Score.
d. Your Proposed Course of Study in
FUNAAB.
e. Chosen Topic (In Bold Capital and
Centralized).
f. Your Essay.
Submission:
UTME: Venue of Post-UTME Exam.

DE: email to admissionessay@funaab.edu.ng

Deadline: Thursday, 31st July, 2014.
Source: http://www.admission.unaab.edu.ng addiitional source http://www.facebook.com/funaabjuice

1. The POST UTME exams to be written in the Federal
University of Agriculture Abeokuta is a Computer
Based Test (CBT) has no past-questions except the
questions prepared to prepare you ahead of the exam.( The Past Questions Available are from the Final Pre Degree Exams, which gives you an insight of what the post ume will be like. In the Year 2009 Funaab set their post ume Live from the that year's pre degree Final Exams, and only changed it on the last day when it leaked). So it's up to you whether to get it or not.

2. Your WAEC results determine your chances to a
greater extent since it is used in calculating your
total marks for admission purposes.

3. Once you meet off the UTME cut off mark 180(Not yet Decided) and you meet the required POST UTME score for a pass
which is 40%, be sure you will get a course to study(Mostly Applicable to Pre Degree students), a 180 and 50+ should guarantee a Jambite(Science) Admission, a 180 and 60+ should guarantee a Jambite(Management Science) admission), a 200 and 40+ should guarantee a Science(Jambite Admission), a 200 and 50+ should guarantee a Management(Jambite admission).

if you do not perform excellently, you might not be given your desired course
unless your course is not competitive but its applicable to only science students.
List of Competitive Courses in Funaab are:
1. All Engineering courses are competitive (The least competitive is Agricultural Engineering)

2. Almost all COLNAS (College of Natural Sciences)
Courses (Computer science, Microbiology, Chemistry, Biochemistry, Mathematics, Physics, Statistics.. Biology is the least competitive)

3. COLERM Courses like Environmental management and toxicology & Wma.. Aqfm and Fwm are the least
competitive.

4. Veterinary Medicine is very Competitive.

5. COLAMRUD courses like (Ae & Fm), (Ae & Rd) are a
bit competitive.

6. COLHFEC courses also are a bit competitive ( Food
Science and Technology & Nutrition and Dietics. Hsm is the least competitive).

7. In COLANIM Aph is very competitive the rest are not all that competitive except for Animal Breeding and Genetics.

8. Generally all COPLANT courses are not
competitive..If you do not get your first choice of course, Coplant is more of the place you will find yourself in if your are not lucky with other
departments.
So just try and get good grades..

To calculate your current score, before POST-UTME,
Step One
Divide your JAMB by 8 i.e what ever you score in your
JAMB divided by 8
Second step

Calculate your O' level result using outline below
A1 is 6Points
B2 is 5Points
B3 is 4Points
C4 is 3Points
C5 is 2Points
C6 is 1Points

Third step
Sum the O'level, multiply it by 20 and divide it by 30

Forth step
Your POST UTME is multipy by 0.3.

ABOUT YOUR POST-UTME
Subject to be taken by Science students include;
Maths, English, Chemistry, Physics and Biology (10 questions each)

Management Student includes; Maths, Government,
English and Economics only (50 questions) but
randomly for about 30 minutes.

Pre Degree Form will be a week after the 2nd semester exam at the mini campus.
So latest by July 20 the form will be out.
Thanks

Culled from Our Sister Page (Pre Degree Cenhurd), some were modified.

Hope it was helpful.

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