Pls I'm interested email sheffyfarms@gmail.com

Here in Lagos mainland (ojota) two days above 18hours 1 day below 12 hours. That's how the load is being shared in my side by Ikeja distribution company. But on a day they are coming to share bills we might have light for almost 24hours

Kool

alchemist:
Lie lie

See see

phensbassey:
*modified*

where did you get it?
pinshure or geraraheir

Someone just posted this one my Facebook page

swagsguy:
NNPC STATION AROUND OJOTA LAGOS STATE IS ALREADY SELLING AT 143 NAIRA PER LITER





EXPECTING MORE PRICE CRASHING TILL IT ARRIVE AT THE LOWEST POSSIBLE COST.

Just heard the Nnpc in ojota Lagos sold for N138 today

Just got fuel for N140. How much is fuel in your area?

Hmmmmm. Can't wait to see the full episode

Lock screen and home screen

Donald3d:
"Canadian born Chinese living in Germany and
studying French" he must be a confused dude !! hehehehe ...laughing in Spanish

Lol

A Nigerian view of London
 I did not come to England to take pictures of Big Ben or tour London Bridge. I just wanted to get paid and get even with those colonials. With a name like Ogundele Kayode Omobrukutu, I could not even buy a bus pass let alone open a bank account.

This is my story...., It took me 6 months to study the system, but I still could not figure out my squares and circus"s. I could not travel from Leicester Circus to Oxford Square without getting lost. I was a YMCA(Young Money Chasing African) when I joined the FRAUD (Fine
 Rich Africans United in Deals). It took me 3 months to attain my ACCA (Advanced Certificate for Criminal Africans) and I needed an MBA (Major Bank Account) to do my first HND (Heavy Nigerian Deal). I arranged to meet this guy at Animal and Something, I mean Elephant and Castle. We were suppose to meet at 10.00am. I got there at 11.30am and he turned up at 1.30pm, as per we have to rep African time. He pulled up in a Mercedes 500SL with a private number plate - 419 ADE. He was a definite Nigerian, he had it all - leather jacket in summer, air condition on full blast with his roof and windows down whilst smoking cigar and choking on his smoke just to impress me. Being a fellow Nigerian I was more than impressed. He introduced himself as Adepujo Kunle Babatunde and asked me to call him Ade or Babs. He spoke with a strong Nigerian accent but he messed the whole language up by slanging - he sounded like a Canadian born Chinese living in Germany and studying French. I had not been in the country for long but I could tell that Omo (my man) was trying hard to be British. After hanging with Ade for about 2 months I became an OBE (Opportunist Bank Employee) and specialised in BBC (Breaking Bank Codes). Money wasflowing and I wanted more so I did my PhD (Passport Handling Degree) and became an FBI (Fraudster Bringing Immigrants). My status changed drastically...., I had a BMW 328i"s convertible and a Porsche 911 with a private plate - 911 OMO and living in a council flat and signing on. I went to Moonlighting every Friday and drank champagne and danced to music supplied by DJ Pace and Skills. I became foolish - I remember one night I spent over a 1000 pounds on just champagne at the club and had no money for petrol so I walked home.

My downfall.... Greed and selfishness inevitably led to my downfall - I got involved with a CIA (Cash Investing Agent) and we did a couple of GMTs (Good Money Transfers) but he later turned out to be a CID (Cop in Disguise). I was under surveillance and I did not even know. I left the NHS (Nigerian Housing Scheme) early that morning with about 12 different cheque books to go and do my business. They followed me unto the high road and it was then it hit me that something was wrong. I could not leave all that evidence in my car so I started chewing my cheque books. I ate 8 before they pulled me over. They read me my rights and all that crap and all I could say was oga abeg water please!!!!

The struggle is real. If any babe try to zone me ehn I shall do worst than this girl. Infact I will pick the wedding date the first day we meet lmaooo

Timmycarter:
No big deal nw...him b former chairman nw

this killed me I swear lol

Na wa ooo. You people cried here on nairaland that the govt should keep to their promise and pay. Now you guys are saying they should not go ahead with it. What do you guys want really?

Adaure4ever:
Cool picz, whats the meaning of jagaban sef? Is it a Nigeria name?

Its a title he was given in one of the northern state. Jagaban of Java kingdom

No joke. Since Thursday my light never blink. Had to out off my fridge to be able to bring stuff out from it

olathunde:
My people, Is there any law against the purchase and use of drones for your own pleasure.

In Nigeria No!!!

In Nigeria No

Drdaps:
Those idiots just got served

Lmaooooooo

Epic reply I must say. Lol

sholatech:

And you think the idea is his and not the President? He is working on the Presidential order not to devalue the Naira and protect the reserves. Both the Presidnet and VP have reiterated this severally

Most people don't get this. They think CBN just created the policy from their dream without any reason. If we had continued the with the old ways of getting forex we wild have bn worst than this

bonechamberlain:
I wonder what this govt was smoking when they implemented such draconian and harsh policy.

the first thing was to provide dollar ATM cards for them first before implementing that wicked policy.

Dollar ATM is still working. Its only naire card that won't work.

I guess most people don't understand the reason my restriction was put on atm. People think its to stop people from laundering money. It's way deeper than that. Its actually to save our foreign reserve

saraphina:
so painful and funny

Lol true

The worst break up is when he breaks up with you through his gate man. "Madam oga talk say make I no open gate for you again"

daphid25:
Na so one say make I send am money a day after I collect my salary say she wan buy phantom5

Lmaooo

Wildrage:


Naira has fallen by more than 50% since Buhari and his gang of "do nothing but gallivant" came into power, the question is , what have they done to stem the downward spiral, Nothing. Instead of engaging in useless presumption of what could or could not have happened if Gej was still in power, what should detain u is what has been the fiscal policy of this administration? Something to complement the monetary policy of the CBN

Am not a part supporter but i think the APC govt as tried to stop the naira falln any further. CBN made some policies to slow the downward movement of the naira. They try to reduce the demand for dollar. E.g the BDC policy recently made that will reduce the excess Withdrawal in the Federal reserve. another one is the stoppage for depositing dollar into domicile accounts. Tho in the short run people who need dollar to Transact business would feel the burn but in the long run it will fix the naira. Especially if the oil price increases again.

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minifuworld:
pls can someone analyse and educate me on how persistence increase in dollar affect common man on the street?

It does. It means goods bn brought in from outside the country would be more expensive because of the exchange rate. And in a country where almost everything is imported the infeffect on the common man would be felt. Example a ps4 is sold for $400 So as at January $400=80,000 exchange rate $1 to N200 now the same ps4 is still bn sold for $400 but since the exchange rate is now N260 it will now be sold for N104,000 in Nigeria. So you get the drift now?

Lol. But I predicted the fall of naira to a dollar when politicians where throwing dollars around durning election some of which was coming from our foreign reserves. Now its happening