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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Dotwillis1(m): 5:23pm On Oct 07, 2017
offside! grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Dotwillis1(m): 5:19pm On Oct 07, 2017
fidalgo19:
Chaaioiiiiiiiiiii
Which kind miss be dis
Ighalo
Just twist the ball to angle 30° and would have been a goal
the guy De avoid offside
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Dotwillis1(m): 5:13pm On Oct 07, 2017
Moses wetin do you Na
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Dotwillis1(m): 5:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
BET NAIJA con give this Zambia people stupid odd like say them no strong
Romance / . by Dotwillis1(m): 6:28pm On Oct 06, 2017
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Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Apc For Tweeting This . by Dotwillis1(m): 7:44am On Oct 06, 2017
The idiots were trending change 2 years ago...

Their eyes has opened nowundecided

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To Myself by Dotwillis1(m): 7:40am On Oct 06, 2017
happy birthday to you

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Literature / Re: Lucifer's Key (book Two) by Dotwillis1(m): 10:38pm On Oct 05, 2017
what is/was your course of study in school?
queenitee:
grin grin
Politics / Re: Arrest & Present Ibrahim Magu, EFCC Boss, Before November 7 - Reps Order by Dotwillis1(m): 8:37am On Oct 05, 2017
Lalasticlala modify the front page title of this thread
Literature / Re: Lucifer's Key (book Two) by Dotwillis1(m): 11:57pm On Oct 04, 2017
Yeaaaaaaa.

Following to the end
Romance / Re: Wish Thepussyhunter Happy Birthday by Dotwillis1(m): 12:24pm On Oct 01, 2017
happy birthday hunter...
LLNP
More pussy!
Romance / Re: Check Us Out The Most Handsome Guys On Naira Land Nairaland by Dotwillis1(m): 12:19pm On Oct 01, 2017
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Religion / Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 12:17pm On Oct 01, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:




I'M A LIVING ORGANISM.

lol
Bros Organism don't insult men of God o
Religion / Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 11:48am On Oct 01, 2017
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THE MOST IMPORTANT, UNREASONABLE HABIT OF THE CHRISTIANS IS..

WORKING DAY TO NIGHT, PAYING TAX, AND GOING AHEAD TO GIVE MORE THAN 10% OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO A WELL DRESSED FRAUD IN CHURCH, WHO DOESN'T WORK BUT IS TWENTY TIMES RICHER, AND DOESN'T PAY TAX, OR CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFULLY TO THE SOCIETY. undecided




This your own strong o grin
Are you a christian?
Religion / Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 11:37am On Oct 01, 2017
Evablizin:
lols i do it with style

so that you don't wipe your make upgrin
Religion / Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 11:10am On Oct 01, 2017
Lalasticlala
Religion / Re: 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 10:51am On Oct 01, 2017
Evablizin:
cheesy

Kai OP are you church monitoring spirit?

Chai ayam a victim of 2,3 even no 5,Lord have merci.

grin grin

You don't rub your face with palm after benedictions ?
Religion / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Dotwillis1(m): 10:35am On Oct 01, 2017
tyup:


Lmao grin grin abeg na church I dey o

this ur own just weak me lol


grin grin
Religion / 5 Funny Habits Common Among Christians In Most Nigeria Churches by Dotwillis1(m): 10:30am On Oct 01, 2017
HAPPY Sunday to everyone

I'm sure you will agree with me on the prevalence of one or two of these habits I think its very common in most churches today. cool

1. Rubbing the face with palm after benediction

It has become a norm in most churches today. After every benediction, the congregation will rub their stretched palm on their face. Some will even rub their head and down to the rest of their body part.

How is the grace of God a body cream or powder?? ...im not understanding grin

2. Squeezing of offering

In a way of not wanting the other person to know the amount of offering they are about to drop, most christians would fold and squeeze the money in their palm.

Some people are so used to it that even if they came with envelope, they will still fold it.


3.. Opening and closing of eyes

Most people don't even bother about closing their eyes anymore during prayers. Even when the pastor has said it, probably during deliverance or altar call, you still see them looking around.

Most Pastors too don't close their eyes anymore when saying prayers.

4..The Cross sign

Most people have adopted a particular church's habit. Whenever they enter inside a church, you see them touch their head, chest and shoulders. And you won't hear them say anything. Do we have to do all that before we call the name of the father, son and holy spirit?
I want enlightenment.

5. When the pastor says "Praise the lord" ... We are meant to stand up and shout alleluia!
But to some persons, it's the time to stretch and yawn. God is watching you o grin


What other habits can you speak of?

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Religion / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Dotwillis1(m): 8:28am On Oct 01, 2017
During my first year in school, I went to visit a brother of mine and I reluctantly followed him to his church for night vigil. It was a white garment church.

While the programme was ongoing, me was busy journeying to the dreamland on a bench at a corner of the church when someone
came to tap me and be like 'Sir Malaika have a message for you ' ...Malaika?

I was made to kneel at the front. The conveyor of the malaika was singing in tongues and the other person was interpreting.... I was made to do lots of exercisesgrin ; I ran round the church 3 times.. Jumped up ... rolled on the floor and the Malaika even complained I didn't roll well.

....then the Malaika sang in some strange tongues again and the interpreter be like " Malaika said U should leave your current School and find admission to another institution because during your 3rd year, you will impregnate a lady and it will destroy your future.. shocked so this is what the jumping and rolling on the floor is all about

After the programme, the interpreter met me and asked if I can spend money and do whatever I m asked to do. He spoke about a strange lady... Cobwebs...asking if I used to hit my leg on stones ( who doesn't) ..

He said those are the signs and I should bring 7k to help do something for me to chase this lady if i won't be able to change my school.. I just thank him and never stepped the church again.

I'm in my service year now.... Still haven't seen any strange sister.... Probably she Failed jamb repeatedlygrin

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Celebrates With Nigeria Independence by Dotwillis1(m): 8:25am On Oct 01, 2017
happy independence undecided

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Romance / Re: Ever Had An Awkward Moment With A Crush Before? Share Your Experience by Dotwillis1(m): 8:01am On Oct 01, 2017
Marcelo290:
Dotun you and tosy.ne2much wan kill me with laugh, I went mad with laughter and everyone was wondering if I had gone mad. grin grin grin
Easy o brogrin
Romance / Re: Ever Had An Awkward Moment With A Crush Before? Share Your Experience by Dotwillis1(m): 9:17pm On Sep 30, 2017
Heloct:



@Op, that was so embarrassing.. grin


)very verygrin
Romance / Re: Ever Had An Awkward Moment With A Crush Before? Share Your Experience by Dotwillis1(m): 9:15pm On Sep 30, 2017
Jadoskii:
I had bin eying wan girl attending a church not too far from ma place...I'd neva spoken to her b4 tho since she only comes to that area for fellowship.I had neva bin to the church buh wen ma dude told me she was an usher there,I packaged myself into dah church ....on that wed na,I sat behind a woman and her unfortunate son..while the pastor was preaching, the boy was turning his head every second looking at me like I'm el Diablo,akuma, mephistopheles...I started making faces at the lil boy jus to scare him;stuck out my tongue nd kept squeezing my face nd rolling my eyeball at him.I was aving fun,grinning mischieviously to maself ...the lil vermin started crying all of a sudden.all this while I neva knew my crush was jus observing..she came to me right there nd said 'bros ure older than all this,behave maturely,agbaya' nd she added a long venomous hiss.....I jus stand up dey go ma papa ouse ,I no even carry bible go the church...was in sec skul den

hehehe why you sef con dey scare small pikin
Romance / Re: Ever Had An Awkward Moment With A Crush Before? Share Your Experience by Dotwillis1(m): 9:07pm On Sep 30, 2017
loneatar:
pls what's the meaning of boner?

an erection
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny memes depicting life on Nairaland. by Dotwillis1(m): 8:41pm On Sep 30, 2017
After spending so much time creating a topic and you didn't make the headquarter

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Nairaland / General / Re: Funny memes depicting life on Nairaland. by Dotwillis1(m): 8:38pm On Sep 30, 2017

when you realize the female moniker you v been quoting up and down and sending PMs is actually a male
grin

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Romance / Re: If Your Man Slapped You, What Would You Do? by Dotwillis1(m): 8:18pm On Sep 30, 2017
tosyne2much:
It's a very stupid character jawe


some ladies frustrates men to the extent of acting as such. A well mannered lady won't get her face slapped even if the man is suffering from over aggressiveness
Religion / Re: Reincarnation Proof: How To Remember Your Past Life The Easiest Way by Dotwillis1(m): 8:08pm On Sep 30, 2017
babalawos

Please someone having recurring dream of himself flying and moving on air. ..any idea of what it implies ?
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Hurtful Thing Anyone Said To You? by Dotwillis1(m): 7:48pm On Sep 30, 2017
let me think.
Romance / Re: If Your Man Slapped You, What Would You Do? by Dotwillis1(m): 7:47pm On Sep 30, 2017
You sure you won't return the slap with a resounding one? grin
StarBukola:
I will only laugh and left him for good.
Romance / Re: If Your Man Slapped You, What Would You Do? by Dotwillis1(m): 7:45pm On Sep 30, 2017
ladies too shouldn't put up a manner or bad attitude that will cause a man to act stupidly..

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