kullozone:



Lol... Na the mojo wey I hide watch for house the previous dey I been dey think about oh!

badt man

tosyne2much:
There was this pretty girl that newly packed to my area and was the chase of every guy. There was a day she was walking down my street when I approached her. I engaged her into conversation and she gave me her number that same day

After series of chats, I told her I would like her to visit me but she was always giving me unending excuses as to why she didn't show up. (you know how girls do nah ).

*Fast forward to the day she visited me*

There was a day this girl visited uninvited and I was sitting on the floor drinking garri in my compound. I wore only boxers oblivious of the fact that the boxer has torn and my dick protruded out. She sat directly opposite to me and I didn't even notice.

After about five minutes, I noticed my joystick protruded out and I shouted "I don die". I quickly ran inside the house and couldn't come out till she left. My people, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up that day

hahahaha Baba why Na

And she even sat quietly enjoying the view

You should have dealt with her with the protruded tin

kullozone:
Back in JSS2, She asked me to walk with her to the staff room but I couldn't stand up because I had a boner.... And when I eventually stood up, she saw my boner and started laughing, while I was sweating like a cold pure water. The worst part was that she told her friends too.

boss what were you thinking when you had the boner

LalasticSeun:



The awkward moment I had was in a classroom. There was a time I was called to answer a particular question but I messed up and my crush was in that same class

may be the crush no even sabi the question too sef


Lalasticlala comman share your own experience o

IamKashyBaby:


Here's my thought...

CRUSH is only for the elementary(kids) but once ur a grownazz man or a woman, u dont use this word anymore & u dont even feel this way anymore..

Jagermeister:
Bloody hell.

Dotun, your personal bad luck demon follow you comot house that day.

MhizzAJ:

See ur life

Vivly:
Finally a Nairaland thread I have a story on .
I ran away from home twice. The only thing that brought me back was my love for education and how much I hated mosquitoes. I could survive the cold, possibility of being raped, distorted future but those humming insects, No.
My brother ran too and has never returned to this day
Looking back now, I'm glad I came back home each time I left. Child abuse is a real thing

What caused you to run?

sekxy:
happy birthday dear

tosyne2much:
So, na Dotwillis1 look like innocent man so ? Issokay ooo!


Happy Birthday bro. I wish you all the best in life

makydebbie:
Happy birthday special nairalander, greater years ahead.
Na fine boy you always see.

folakemigeh:
Happy Birthday

Blackhawk01:
Hehehehe

So you foine like this, oya chop birthday kiss.


Makyd.ebbie, comman see fine boy oooo

julietkcee:
Wiiiiiiiiiiii.....


Happpy Happy Birthday..

IamLEGEND1:
We wan identify the true ballers.

Dotwillis1 happy birthday.

Papiikush:

Why are you like this?

HBD special nairalander

FTreloaded:
i had imagined dotwillis as an innocent-looking, beardless nigga...but how wrong i'd been.


happy birthday, brov. LLNP!

Fidelismaria:
HBD

yea where is the party?

IamLEGEND1:
Did I just see Gucci written on your shirt?

Cc: Hushpuppi

IamKashyBaby:



Happy Birthday Beard Boi

Abeeeg, where's the Party? Make i come and eat ur cake