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pinkiepetitee:
how do I get to Mapo, please. Ours is nextweek

It depends on where you're coming from! But once you can find your way to Agodi Gate, just take a bike or keke to Mapo Hall! Quite popular place! Hope this helps!

OgidiOlu3:
Electronzeez, don't tell me you're serving in Oyo o. Doublezero7 and I are in the same LG na.

Gerrarahia mehn! been a while I saw you tho... Wats up?

Electronzeez:
Loooooooooooooooooooool, I am going to call a few of them out right now ,mayorsweet ,doublezero7 answereth your call for you have a testimony to give .

Can you do what I just did ?......now let's see who is an existing corp member between us .

Errm... Zeez is not a corper joor! You didn't show up in Mapo! The new ZI has your phone number!

pwettiejay:
Hilarious! Feel like getting married right away!

Will you marry me?

southernbelle:
This is sooooo funny, can't wait to try them all out
Infact all women should try them all out, no man deserves to go unpunished

Are you kidding me? So it is a must for all men to get that sort of treatment? Haba!

naijadeyhia:
Yeah or when my wife would serve me the same meal and pieces of beef as she is having but will still insist on exchanging one or 2 pieces of beef of hers with mine mid meal and I am like " but its the same thing" and she is like " yours looks really good" smh real crazy

Women ehn!

I can't actually wait to get married tho!

naijadeyhia:
This indeed is a hilarious way of describing women especially the married ones. Their wahala is beyond imagination. Indeed the only way to survive living with a woman for 50 yrs or less is by turning all their actions into comedy just like this man did.

U're so right!

My fiancee is fond of eating from my own plate even though we're eating the same thing! So one day I asked her why, and she said, "Nothing na! Just wanted to know if yours is tastier!" WTF

So I was at work jeje when a friend sent me a link and I couldn't stop laughing after reading! Not married but I can relate with Mr Dike Chukwumerije's plight after 8 years of marriage! Lol...BTW, this is actually his anniversary message to his wife!

8 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO YOU
1. You are shouting something from somewhere, only God knows what you’re saying. So I look up from my desk and yell, ‘What did you say?” You shout back something, only God knows what you’re saying. So, I grumble to myself, get up, walk to the top of the stairs and yell, “What did you say?” And you shout back something, only God knows what you’re saying. So, I hiss to myself, walk down the stairs, to the door of the living room, and find you curled up on the couch reading. So, I take a deep breath and ask quietly, “What did you say?” And, looking totally surprised to see me there, you peer over your book and say, “Oh, I was just wondering where you were.”


2. If I ask upstairs, then ask downstairs, then ask before I start peeling it if you want dodo and you say, ‘No, no, no’. Then I peel it and fry it, sit down to eat it, and you sit opposite me – and in the name of ‘keeping me company’ – take one single dodo and put in your mouth. I hate it.


3. When I am sleeping and you wake me up because I am snoring. Honestly, before God and man, is it fair?


4. You complain and complain that you take care of
everybody in this house from morning till night and
nobody ever takes care of you. So I get up the next morning and say I will make you breakfast, and you act excited and follow me to the kitchen. Then I open the cupboard and select one pot, and you sigh like someone recently bereaved. So, I ask, ‘What is it?’ And you say, ‘That is my work. I only use it when I’m making Chinese fried rice’. So I select another one, and you say, ‘Ehm, I don’t use that frying pan anymore.’ And I turn around and ask, “Should I let you do this?” And you say, “Perhaps it is best”.


5. You come into the sitting room. I am watching a movie. You ask, “What is that?” I press the “i” button. You read the info and say, “This is a nice movie, why didn’t you call me?” I say, “Sorry”. You sit down. Three seconds later, you ask me, “Who is this man?” I say, “I don’t know. I have not watched the movie before.” Ten seconds later you ask me, “Is he going to kill her?” I say, “I don’t know. I have not watched the movie before.” Six seconds later you scream and ask me, “Will she die?” Honestly, I hate it.


6. You hold up 2 dresses and ask me to pick one. I do a quick ‘tun-bum-tun-bum’ in my head and point to the one in your right hand. “Really?” You look disappointed. “Doesn’t it make me look fat?” So, I point to the one in your left hand. “Really?” You look disappointed. “I think it makes me look short.”


7. When we are sitting at a table somewhere and a girl with a ‘look at it’ bum walks past and you immediately start looking into my eyes, and keep looking into my eyes till she has passed the point where I can only see the glory by very obviously turning my head… Honestly, before God and man, is this fair?


8. Now, you are frowning. So, I ask, “Is everything ok?” You say, “Yes.” And I go back to writing this article. Please, how is this ‘insensitive’?


Shared with my fiancee and she admitted to being guilty of all of the above! So to the ladies, are you also guilty of all this?

drjoshua2000:
I am King of A16, I am King of A16, I am King of A16. The plotting of the first online coup has begun. it will be tragic. Well done.

Well, it wouldn't be the first... Kindly go to the A15 thread to see how the coup didn't work out!

Good morning Prospective Corps Members, I wish you all a splendid day ahead!



#StraightToCamp #A16 #ComfortAndSafety

Hello PCM's and happy new week!

#StraightToCamp #A16 #ComfortAndSafety

DTOBS:
Good morning sire, now that camp date has been shifted to April 1st, what are the changes in your movement? Or it remain the same.
I know we will be allowed to stay in camp a day before the opening but 2-3days before is not going to be taking.
#TeamBenue

Good morning to you too sir.

Well, since NYSC has decided to move forward the opening of camp, we do not have a choice than to alter our plans too! I conveyed the changes in a previous post!

Cheers!

IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!

Due to the changes in the official NYSC time table, our departure schedule has been slightly changed too! Buses scheduled to move to camps on the 28th will now depart on the 30th. While buses that are to move on the 29th will now depart on the 31st!

However, our price list, booking schedule and locations still remain the same.

Thanks.




#StraightToCamp #A16 #ComfortAndSafety

teemama20:
Good Morning..Pls if u go to camp a day before, will dey allow u to slp in camp

Yes, they would give you temporary accommodation pending the official opening of camp!

DTOBS:
Ouch....28 fa, Shey den go come allow person entry into the camp on that day ni?

Anyways, drop your digit for further communication sire.

Camp would be opened to PCM's as from Sunday sir!

stephano100:
bro, any bus going to ilorin or better still kwara state camp(yikpata) from Lagos?

Not at all sir!

Kbs468:
Amen Brother and thanks for the insight into the PPA INSPECTION THINGY.

Well, the double barrel thing was just coined from my own imagination of a double barrel Gun with it bullet outlet as having 2 zeros

And from your moniker over time, doubleZero, not minding the 7

Surely and definitely, All shall be WELL with Us all by His Grace. Gracias Bro

Thanks brother! God bless you too and I wish y'all the best as the day if judgement draws nearer!

As for the moniker, you better don't let the goons and gooness from A15 hear you! Double barrel...

DTOBS:
What about osogbo to Benue? and why the movement on the 28 and not 29?

Sir, all our buses going to states over 14 hours would be departing on the 28th! While those under 14 hours depart on the 29th!

Also, the bus to Benue will be leaving only from Lagos and Ibadan! You can contact us for boarding locations in both states!

Thank you.

WTF!!!

JaneJoanJohn:
Thanks!

You're welcome ma'am!

JaneJoanJohn:
Wow,my friend was posted to Edo state....how can she contact you??she's not a NLander.

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hardie14:
please ur contact details.

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hardie14:
akure-edo no dey ni??

Ma'am, due to the overwhelming request we've gotten from PCM's as regards Edo state, we are making arrangements to take corpers to Okada camp! Kindly contact us from additional information!

Kbs468:
Double barrel opening Baba. Good to see your Concept of SAFETY, COMFORT AND SECURITY to our lives and satisfaction again.

I guess you can't wait to bid farewell to everything NYSC in terms of personal involvement ooo again in the next 40 days.

Can you even beat that? It's like you are even keeping tabs on the D-DAY really

LMAO! Sup with the Double barrel thingie na? lol

Well, I honestly can't wait to finish up bro! This couple of months has been draining! Inspectors have been going around looking for ghost corpers... If you're caught peren, it is 3 months extension! So I spend more time in Ibadan than Lagos nowadays! All will end well sha!


And you guys are doing an amazing job here! The last month to camp is usually best! So have as much fun and make sure you're almost done with camp preps! I wish y'all all the best!

#StraightToCamp #A16 #ComfortAndSafety

johndanny:
Nothing but the truth, i once stayed in Obubra, Apiapum to be precise. From Calabar to d camp just make up ur mind to spend 4hrs couple with d bad road

Thank you sir! Everyone is complaining of that road! Thank God for the alternative route tho!

katerine7:
u guys don't go to kwara

No we don't ma'am!

LogoDWhiz:
ohhh!
This is unfair

No problem though.

All is well

Sincere apologies sir! We're trying our best to move from more locations. However, to ensure providing our clients with the best service possible, we do not have a choice but stick to the present locations for now!

LogoDWhiz:
You guys don't move from Ado-Ekiti?

No we don't sir! We move from Lagos and pick up PCM's in Ibadan!

Brimmie:
7K Cross River!

Well sir, if only you know that Obubra camp in Cross Rivers is the farthest going through the east! It is hours after Calabar! So for A15 stream corpers posted there, our bus had to go through Abakaliki to make the journey shorter!

You can as well confirm from serving corps members posted there!