₦airaland Forum

jeffoe:
thanks man, july 4, where(location).

Venue: Villa Rica Beach Resort, Victoria Island!

Limited tickets available though! So holla for urs (+ t shirt) ASAP!!!

jeffoe:
Someone should pls help. I just noticed an error on the green card slip I printed from the nysc portal. The day on my date of birth is not correct "01 instead of 31", hope it wouldn't affect me during nysc ( camp and collection of discharge certificate) if it would affect, how can this be corrected.

You don't have any major ish...so far it places you under d age of 30! + any issue u av will be fixed in camp!


#A15Party #July4 #TurnUp

sleekyonyx:
Shout outs to my e-honeybutch doublezero7 the only one that causes the butterfly-like feeling in my stomach. Luv u bae, 2 the moon and back.

Awww...you're the bestest boo!


#A15Party #July4 #TurnUp

OgidiOlu3:
Electronics & Computer Engrg. Now that I know you're my broda, go on soun. You can cheat as you like

Na so Na so!!! #RealGoonSighted

OgidiOlu3:
Really? What course? I finished from there too. Greatest gbogbo!!!

Philosophy! You?

megawax8:
Eeya, you couldn't even afford a wedding that you carefully saved for that all the money you had just had to be in your wallet that the boy took.

Smh....I think the boy I know dat pick pocketed a certain James Bond, got just a torn 20bucks (naira)

Verdict: Aint a worthy husband, lover or e-booo

Now I know you hate me! Guess what, the feeling is mutual!

Guess again, the battle line has been drawn!

OgidiOlu3:
Wait first, you finished from Lasu?

Yes I did!

OgidiOlu3:
Chai! It's always a gridlock whenever those guys are in town. I no envy una wey dey stay dem Alimosho, Igando, Ojo side o. Especially people like you that work on the island. Pele.

Lagos-Badagry expressway is a mess! Mess? That's to nice!

Lagos-Badagry expressway should be blown off!

erisegun:
oh blood of sodom

LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY...I showed 'em hell! *lips sealed*

megawax8:
Exceedingly Pretty James Bond, I failed to see ur pics else I would have noticed the awesome e-wedding ring on your finger even if its the thumb.


Maybe I should go check out the diamond stone on the one you gave her *smiles*

You don't need to see the ring! You are that boy that picked my pocket and removed the wallet, abi?

erisegun:
so dan dy leave4 igando? Lol

I'm so blessed to have plenty plenty houses in Lagos! You know my father is Tinubu na! Lol

Its my hostel-cum-apartment!

Where all thos crazy shii happens! *covers mouth*

OgidiOlu3:
Pele Tames Bond . I can relate. Had about the same experience 2day.

Brother no be small thing oo! Heard Mummy Jona and Buhari were in Lagos today! Everywhere was locked down! I walked half of the way I paid full transport for! Peeps that have cars had to pack 'em! I can't continue like this! #TeamOsun

kingphilip:
see the boss in serial cheat taking

I dobale for u o

Omo ale jati jati...lil lil bastards!

OgidiOlu3:
Single?

Oya prove me wrong and show me your e-boo!

megawax8:
Funny dude! I don't know any. would you be so nice to accompany me to the last one you went to?

Blind ugly peeps won't stick to the single ladies here! Hit on my boo again and thunder will fire all of you!

Good evening peeps, hope y'all had a blessed day? I thought as much!

I left my house at Igando, Lagos at exactly 6:20am enroute Lagos Island! Got to the Island 10:53am...more than 4 hours for a 1 hour+ journey! Its quite crazy that my reason for leaving the house that early was to avoid the morning rush! My village people no gree oo!

Left work 5:35pm, drank alcohol with friends till 6pm and left for my house! Got home 10:05pm! Lost my wallet in the process of getting a bus! I have migraine right now and my legs ache AF!!!

Please and please, if you don't have a job or family in Lagos, don't ever think of coming to serve here! You will regret it!

Good night people!

megawax8:
Hmmmmm....... observing as alwayz


And hoping for a slip up from my crush'z James Bond.....

Check with a psychiatrist tomorrow morning, you hear? Your case is pathetic!

OgidiOlu3:
Exactly! You're the boss, even kingphilip admitted that. You're the real MVP. Sleekyonyx neva see boo o chai!

Explains why you're still single! Shioor!

Salihumainasara:
open ur heart and spread d love @sleekyonyx and doublezero7

Dem send una to me and my boo? Stop mentioning us joor! Goan sleep!

sleekyonyx:
Miss u too honi. Whr hv u bn? U allowed the likes of erm erm erm... ruin my day.

Just ignore them! They want our attention! Let's goan do 'something' on the bed jare!

OgidiOlu3:
See guys, doublezero7 is actually acting romantic. So sweet . I go catch you for #A15July4th na

Acting? See this man oo! Anyway, July 4 don reach finish...d mermaids await!

OgidiOlu3:
Done!


Stop ranting woman. Doublezero doesn't care about you. I wanna lease you to Chief Salihumainasara 1 of Chimobi Village and you're complaining. My friend, go and pack your load and follow him to his kingdom. Doublezero7, don't bother quoting me, sleeky is already sold!

1. Don't ever talk to my lady that way!

2. She's not a piece of cloth or tuber of yam to be sold to a bald headed frail looking dum.b chief!

3. I get that you guys don't respect me anymore! But please and please, don't ever disrespect Sleekyonyx...here or anywhere!


Now, what were you saying?

kingphilip:
but he's saying the truth

when I saw that I was very happy to b placed side by side with my boss in d serial cheat business but the only mistake he made was putting mine first

Werey re oo! U want to set me up, abi! My God will expose all of you!

sleekyonyx:
OgidiOlu3 and Salihumainasara wetin sleekyonyx do una Boo whr are thou? Doublezero7

Bae, I'm here! I'll deal with this two jesters!

I miss you tho!

OgidiOlu3:
Battle of the players . Who come be the MVP? Doublezero7 or kingphilip?

E ma gba mi oo! players ke? Kingphillip knows I'm the boss around here!

Please, for the last time! STOP COMPARING ME TO kingphillip!

OgidiOlu3:
I'm good bro. I just dey here dey watch these serial cheats like film. Infact, I dey chop popcorn ontop their matter .

Cc: kingphilip, doublezero7. Awon onishina meji. Hian!

Bros, I take offense to being mentioned in the same sentence/line as kingphillip! Its an insult on my personality!

kingphilip:
doublezero7 shey ur lane don tire u?? y u de carpet cross enter my lane nw

Sharrap my friend! Prostitute oshi!

Estellar:
Sweetie give me just one good reason y i shouldn't mind him?

U're so blinded! Ur heart will over break sef!

kingphilip:
like seriously?? how can u lose count of just one??

ask electronzeez n he'll confirm to u it's just one and one only

and that one is you

cc: Estellar

I'm sorry dear...but I warned you!

KingPhillip is most def going to hell!

sleekyonyx:
ThankGod for making me see this beautiful day! Baba God oshe.

Good morning my boosky! Hope u slept well?

sheyman4phy:
Morning e-family,I thank God for adding another year to my years on earth despite the last 7 months has not been easy,God has been faithful and merciful.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.its going to be a lonely one anyway and the first of its kind in 4 years.#IREPMARCH19th.

Happy birthday brother! I wish you all the best this new year has got to offer! Love long and prosper sir!

babatawa:
Loooool* wetin tawa do you

by the way i need just one sLut

cant handle two sLuts like ma uncle doublezero7

Weyrey re oo! Omo ale jati jati! Alakoba!