₦airaland Forum

erisegun:
she's d new kid on block *lolzzzzz!!! Me sef tire4 d babe o

Mouth and mouth!

She go soon come again! *fingers crossed*

noordean:
Na u b boss oga mi,w dey follow u ni.

ao work nah

Choi! See as my oga dey whyne me!

Work's been gud oo! Very stressful but God has been faithful! Alhamdulilai!

babatawa:
see this boy that finish with 3:2 third class lower o

goan siddion in one corner johr

Your father and your father's father!

Missed you AF brother!

noordean:
Easyy jamesbond!

Okay sir!

BTW, its been a while boss! Ows ur side?

Ogbenijhybo:
Ogbeni call down...
dont feel oppressed, we got people like dem as coursemates u remember.
ride on Rhema!

Oppressed? Lol!

See, I don't believe this forum was created for us to brag about what we finished with! If not, I would be at the fore front of that! The ranting and all was just getting too much and I asked a question!

Pleas brother, you know I like you! Don't quote me again!

Hello people, good morning!

I've gotten a whole lot of calls and emails as regards this whole signature thingie!

Personally, I'm not bothered about going back to fix the signature! It is just a waste of my time! However, if you av d means to scan your signature and attach, pls, go ahead!

Thanks!

rhema9898:
I did more Simson rules 1/3...(computational physics) , Quantum Physics : perturbed and unperturbed, Analytical physics : Constraints, Statistical physics :Ensemble, mathematical method in physics : Fourier transformation, Solid state physics :thin film, Atomic physics :Schrodinger, etc

Owliver, Erisegu, Mayorsweet, etc!

Please, can I ask a question?

Who DAFUQ is this?

joyjoomla:
Morning pals.
Has anyone who registered between last week monday (16-03-2015) and today received call up number by SMS?
Haven't received mine since.
cc: sodiqyinka
Doublezero7
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Owliver
Sleekyonyx
And everyone

Brother, bone the SMS thingie...copy ur call up number on ur dashboard!

bamoza:
Hi,

my school senate is to sit tomorrow and approve our results, I would like to ask if it is still possible for me to meet batch A

Thanks for your response

No bro! B15 it is!

DamiEsan:
Lmao...I'm trying to make a meaning outta this, Pls explain..

Google 'I'm not the only one' by Sam Smith!

It is a song that best describes your situation!

A soft whisper from your lips, a gentle kiss.
Is it too much to ask for this?
To lay my head against your chest,
to feel your arms around me
In my dreams are all things I can see.

Hearing you say my name,
touch my face, stroke my hair
Being without this forever I can not bare!
Feeling our hearts becoming one as was meant to be.
I know what I feel is destiny.

Love u bae!

#e-BooWooing

cc: sleekyonyx doublezero7

kingphilip:
stop showcasing this thing here now

I thought we decided to keep this ur illiteracy indoors o

u r to woo the wooing shey e suppose come before u kiss abi after u kiss

I've seen dreams when we kiss I think it means the time u guys are kissing u r busy seeing dreams

Werey re oo! Mad man oshi!

Walexsammy:
Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true...
My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where it's warm and loving. I Love You!
Kiss me and you shall see stars, love me and I'll give them to you.
I love you with everything I am, and more than anyone ever thought possible...
You may not be here with me... But thoughts of you are always in my heart... I Miss and Love u too
#WalexsammyMzjaney

Awww...dats so sweet! *love struck*

sleekyonyx:
Yeah bae, will choose u over and over agn my e-superman. This love is so ideal, I'm honoured to be in it. Jus so u know the feeling is mutual. *French kiss*

Te Amor muchos boo! Chop french kiss too!

BTW, I have 2 more to go! Stay tuned!!!

NB: kingphillip, goan die!!!

kingphilip:
2/10 u don kiss before u woo after that u come de dream on top the kiss

beta de quote the owner of the work o
plagiarism is a serious crime in Nigeria


no say I no tell u

I.Diot like u! Do you even know anything about poetry? That was me telling her I've seen dreams when we kiss! Illetrate!

I've seen dreams when I kiss you
and spent lonely nights when I miss you!
But, nothing can be better then the day,
When I’ll know that you’ll always stay..
You don’t need to try very hard, coz
Inside my heart there’s just one card,
That shouts out your name all the time!
With songs written in perfect rhyme..!!

If only you could hear my heart’s voice,
You’ll know my heart never had any choice,
But, to love you like none other can,
and wait for you till end of its life span
I never meant to force my love on you,
Coz The love I have is all pure and true,
and there is no thought more divine,
but, the thought of making you mine..!!

The days have past and its been long,
Since I feel your love in every song,
Now its time to say what I have inside,
that I want you to stay by my side..!!
Would you accept my heart or let it rot?
If I ask whether you love me or not?
Would you listen to what I have to say?
or will you ignore and walk away..??

I know my love, that you’ll believe me,
because to you my love is no mystery,
but, even if you don’t love me back,
I promise I’ll never change my track..!!
I don’t know what would I do,
the day You’ll say “You love me too”,
I know I’ll be loving you more and more,
Coz I’ve never known any love before..!!

So if you love, just give me one sign,
and say what they call “a magical line”,
So that I can hold you in my arms so tight,
and never let you go off my sight..!!

I don’t know what next moment will bring,
But, You’ll always be in every song I sing,
You’ll always see your picture in my eye,
I promise to love you till the day I die..!!..!!!!

#e-BooWooing

cc: sleekyonyx, doublezero7

5 mins to the start of the #e-BooWooing competition!

Get set niggas!

Ashtag #e-BooWooing

And cc the lady and doublezero7

The ashtag is important oo!

All the best!


NB: Sleekyonyx, remember the last time, I told you that you were in the same league with the sun, moon and stars...so I'll be dedicationg 3 proposals to you! Hope I'll win your heart all over again!

dammyllare:
Lolz....she is my e-boo co friend
She was really boiling that day ooo
Thank God u were not close to ha mehn
She for gun u down
But I don settle am though
So u see?u really owe me one
Hahahahahha.....always getting ur back#

Sure, we don turn friends now!

But she just got vexed for the wrong reason! Cos I wasn't even talking about/to her! Was so surprised when she started the name calling shii! All gone tho!

Its all love here!

Nigerdeltaboi:
wait doublezero7 ,what of the guys ?
make ladies woo us too na
afterall there is gender equality.

Brother, ow own na 2mao!

dammyllare:
Hahhahahahahahahaha
007,U no well aswear
Na me suppose dey hate u oooo
Besides,u v bin my friend on BBM group n all dat
BTW,u offended me n I didn't notify buh mehn v got all to kill ur vibe on this thread oooo
Rmba someone named horlabie?
Have got all the discussions on my hand
But we are guys and I won't eva discuss that hia
Hahahahahahahahhaha
Don't start running to hide oooo
Kongi of the highest order
V got ur back right from time
#One love#

What the FREAKING FVCK!!!

I don die! LMAO!

You know the funny thing, the girl got the entire convo wrong! Was referring to someone else and she suddenly snapped! No apologies tho!

And I can NEVER run! I'm the FVKING KING here!

BTW, We do frosh!

mayorsweet:
Correct...oya come to daddy sweetie

Mayor, propose to her na! Shuo!

dammyllare:
I swear,buh there is nothing bad in trying
Cos we are all corrupt one way or the other
If we hadn't been approaching them for influence they wouldn't be asking for such outrageous amount for that
But what can man do when the big people already placed their children under certain states
We self must try to hustle reach there ooo
Naija situation demand us all to try and influence to better state
Corpers wey die for 2011,naija people don forget them o
We all have future to protect o so I say 100% to posting influence o
Guys,keep taking the risk....if u no land for Lag,u go land for somewhr around southwest or some other good states
ABJ on point ooo

I use to hate you!

But for 4 months, you just said something I'm going to agree with! You are now my friend!

*clears throat*

45 mins to the e-boo wooing competition!



BTW, who is that bastard, kingphillip going to woo? DamiEsan or Estellar?

Electronzeez:
I thought the doctor told you to stay away from kai kai.

I trust my woman

Booda mi! Se oro niyen?

BTW, he said I can take the kai kai every monday! And make sure you re-woo Chidexsmokey oo! We wan see how good you are with words!

pinkiepetite:
lagomelo?

Oya mi lenu oo!

sleekyonyx:
Oh bae, how can I 4get that proposal that got me spell bound.

Today's own will get you 'jazz bound' #AnticipateBae

Walexsammy:
Mzjaney? Watin u drink dis early monirng?......edit sharperly ooooo, shez taken

You better re-woo your boo!

Me sef wee re-woo Sleekyonyx!

Ladies to woo:

1. PinkiePetite
2. Estellar
3. Luchiana
4. SparkleRed
5. DamiEsan
6. ChidexSmokey
7. MzJaney
8. Dexcira
9. Busyinks
10. Sleekyonxy (Approach with CAUTION)

Reply with the name of the lady you'll like to woo to be included in the schedule! Deadline is 10am!

All the best!

NB: woo my boo and die!

MoDiFiEd:
Page dedicated to Chichi93...you're amazing dearie!


So far, we've got the following entries;

1. PinkiePetite to be wooed by RFella
2. Estellar - NONE Yet
3. Luchiana- Oracle009
4. SparkleRed- Noney yet
5. DamiEsan- None Yet
6. ChidexSmokey to be wooed by Electronzeez
7. MzJaney to be wooed by Walexsammy
8. Dexcira to be wooed by Richybanky
9. Busyinks to be wooed by Owliver and Ogbenijhybo
10. Sleekyonxy to be wooed by yours truly (doublezero)

You guys have till 12 noon to send in your entry! It all starts by noon, people! Most liked proposal gets bragging right for the week! Get to work!!!

Hello my wonderful e-family, I know for sure that you guys enjoyed your weekend!

So most of us have successfully registered and in 43 days, we go dey camp! This place has been too boring for some of us...so I decided to do something about it! As e be say I be king now!

From this morning, interested members will all partake in trying to woo their favorite family members! Since most peeps have been reserved about saying how they feel about a lady or a guy, this would give them the opportunity to say their mind!

(NB: I won Sleekyonyx heart with a wonderfully sweet proposal! )

Therefore, I'll release the list of 10 worthy ladies and guys to be wooed by 9am! And I expect anyone interested in wooing them to reply with the moniker of the person and cc: doublezero7...so as to include their names in the schedule! The winner of each hearts woule be announced by the person being wooed at the end!

Hope I'm clear fam! If not, cc me before the competition starts with ur question!

This should be fun!

FC Barcelona till the end of time!

Owliver:
werey. We've always derailed this thread to move it fast. Why una dey run from politics talk na. Besides, I don't like politics section so many kids there who won't reason normal

So na me be werey? Gosh! I don mark ur face!

erisegun:
alaya wa! Woju o

O ri e ti gba le! Am I ur mate?