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sodiqyinka:
You gan sef. Apology doesnt kill now. Does it?

I don't even want again sef! We are not employing anybody! Ladies should apply ASAP!

babatawa:
Father Lord! this nigga doesn't mean all he's saying
Father yunnoh Borno lacks corpers....
use this young Man to fill in d spaces
thank you lord...

AMEEEEENNN!!!! Thank you Lord for answered prayers!

tolustx:
C dis man o. How bible take relate with native doctor. Na 2 parallel lines o. Dem no fit jam. I go load am wit reminders of my letter, he go tire sef.
I go even start to cheq dictionary, dey use big big grammar for am for each reminder. U go see d result.
If God b 4 mi...

Super mods, please ban this guy ^^^ he is a terrorist! He's been sent to kill sodiqyinka with a letter bomb!

babatawa:
Who tell u say she leave

be spewing rumor up nd down

Sharrap u! So u can't cover for a brother?

sodiqyinka:
Wait now. Let the guy apologise now.

He didn't look like he wanted to apologize jare! Boys on this thread are rude! They just don't like me!

tolustx:
U know, bible say any tongue wey rise against me for judgement; e say make I condemn am.
Be careful o. Na ur tongue I dey pity. I for don condemn am sharp sharp. I want make u still dey enjoy d taste of pepper.

And u dey find job? U better go turn native doctor! Nothing go make sodiqyinka employ I, aswear!

sodiqyinka:
The guy is crying already na. Ok, lets do it this way... He's on probation already. Lol

Ehen...na so!!!

sodiqyinka:
Hehehehe... Oya you are employed o. Stop crying ok?

My oga, no joor! No employ the guy! If u see ow he talk insult me last week! Called me immature for telling someone to stop picking on a lady! Not any lady oo...na my sleekyonyx!

Sha no employ am!

Luchiana1:
smiling..nd you can lie.guy,i gif u hand o.i yaf mark your face too. Abeg i no b actress for this mofie..make i return to ma seat dey watch..wey dat pop corn sef. Ds mofie funny live

U sha no like me! God dey oo!

tolustx:
ƛȋ̝̊̅ȋ̝̊̅†ε. 10Q.

Doublezero7. Abeg weda na for dream u hear sombori wey resemble me talk dat thing wey u sau I talk last week. Try remember abeg.

Na u joor! I remember the moniker! Lol

sleekyonyx:
Hahaha, noted.
.

Baby, don't listen to that woman! Na so she dey break homes! Ask erisegun, Owliver and babatawa! She be the reason wey mamatawa left in the first place?

Luchiana1:
highly unfaithful.. free advice-run

This babe just doesn't like me! The feeling is mutual tho! I haff mark ur face!

sleekyonyx:
Doublezero7 : being a major stakeholder on this thread, I acquire this wonderful space for the love of my life, sleekyonyx! Love you to the moon and back! *muah*


Thanx darl, luv ya.

Love u too boosky!

sparkleRed:
Come Erisegun! Comport ur self well, no lemme mend u, I be lyk lover gal ni


I go break ur balls, crush am anyow, no try me oo

Calm down joor! U just dey shade the bro since! If no be say hin head no correct, wetin hin dey find for ur side?











Being a major stakeholder on this thread, I acquire this wonderful space for the love of my life, sleekyonyx! Love you to the moon and back! *muah*

tolustx:

Plot 4, Block 14 Adeosun Str.,

Asero Estate, Abeokuta,

Ogun State.

25th February, 2015.

Mr. Sodiqyinka,
The Director,
NYSC Affairs,
A15 Mobilization Batch,
Nairaland, Nigeria.

Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF PERSONAL ASSISTANCE
I, OMOLUABI Tolustx S. hereby write to apply for the post of personal assistant in your company to help in the colation of requests and queries, processing of such requests, and dispatchment of reply to all requests in due time.

This is necessary owing to the fact that there will be a serious influx of questions, requests, etc into your office from next week as the online registration starts. For prompt answers and better efficiency, you will definitely need a helping hand (as long as you are willing and able to give a good pay for my services).

I advice however that the trial service given to all your subscribers (free service) be made to end on sunday, 1st March 2015 and subscribers who wish to continue to make use of your services be made to upgrade to pro (or premium) version. With this, there will be proper organisation, getting rid of a bottleneck situation that may probably want to arise and you will be able to cater for your staff (only me).

I await your reply as you consider my advice and of course, my application. I have however attached copies of my credentials to this letter for your stringent perusal.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully,
··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌·
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As sodiqyinka's wingman, we no dey employ! Aren't u that guy that called me immature weeks ago? I told ya! I haff mark you face!

erisegun:
wa blow danu*iwo kini buruku yi*to da bi Egun Ijesha yi*

Awww! Me abi? Iya e, baba e!!!

babatawa:
nur to shout nw

calm down

lehrus settle this like graduates

No be u call me tout ni? I haff mark ur face!

babatawa:
if you mean physical fight


i nur dey for that one o



i nvr ever fight for my life


na beat dem dey beat me


buh fu.*.ck et doublezero7 na homie last last

Werey...so na only mouth u get? I go show u say I be LASU boy!

babatawa:
na u try pass jare

we sabi our self wella

omo yen smart baje

thats why she's the best

soon i go.propose to her with the rings around saturn


the intensity of ma love for her pass sun on


ife wa gbona

Wa bomb ni! Omo ale jati jati! Olosho omo kekere!

sleekyonyx:
really

My baby, Erisegun and babatawa haff hack into my account! Why I go kiss Pinkie na? Why?

babatawa:
Dude! where is ur dignity?

Boko Haram iyaff bombed it!

noordean:
i follo buhari go uk ni jare..w'v bin avin several meetings lately

Eya...abeg remember your brother when dem start to dey share money!

babatawa:
Abeg nur hold me o

i wan teach doublezero7 lesson of him lifr

My God go punish you for me!

Odunharry:
Viewing this topic: thatpearl(f), Walexsammy
(m), Laposhdiva, ladokuntlad(m), ucheogini
(m), Owliver(m), pinkiepetite(f), sugarcoatted
(f), erisegun, babatawa(m), mzjaney(f),
doublezero7(m), ladokuntunji and 3 guest(s) i hail una.........janey pie,pinkipie hug for una....admin himself,i hail

Gbayii!

erisegun:
brings Red candle+ 1500 coconut* ise ya*waa gba leni, iwo omo buruku 007*wa ke kor

Enroute nearest Cele church! Wagba!!!

babatawa:
iwo omode yi
o da nkan mo rara

Wa fe ku la leyi!

pinkiepetite:
is js a harmless kiss na

I'll french kiss you HARMLESSLY!!!

noordean:
The rate at which this thread is moving is more than that of light.
kudos to u guyz.

Brother! Where you travel to na! Happy new century sir!

pinkiepetite:
abeg no let Sleek....... knw o. *moves closer

She no go knw! *moves closer too*

babatawa:
Dake! otito
Woni oru lati ka, boju ba kan oju enu ari dere dere
eni ba dami si waji lon tele tutu
emi.ati goon mi erisegun ti di ewo
ole riwa mu
ofe!

Ogun ooo! Ogun lakaye oshimole! Esu don Bleep up! Goan help me get babatawà! Naim talk say make I give u this lacasera and gala oo!

pinkiepetite:
I was abt bringn ma lips closer and u cum change face. why na?

No vex bae! Come again!

babatawa:
Na everywhere u wan chuck mawt


Na Ur type dey pack STD for camp

Esu go soon get u for me! Na Ifa talk am!