₦airaland Forum

My first relationship didn't last up to a year, say 10 or 11 months (likewise the subsequent ones). Can't even remember why I left her (. . . like, she was a talkative?). Well, I guess it was more of lust than love, and she would've stolen my V thingy. . ., but thank God she was paying her bloody monthly bill that night . . . LOL!

Well, afrikangal, not every babe in ABJ is a hooker, neither have all of them lost the sense of the value of womanhood, like the ones I see when I go past the Grand Mirage. Again, not all of the babes here are gold-diggers, like some I've come across. So, it's no mess up if babycool aint got no guy yet, after all, the playas (including the so-called married ones) appear to outnumber the good guys here in Abuja.

Ehem!

_{*clears his throat*}

@killacam
No wonder they say "Nigerians are more Roman than the Romans".
Not even Cam'ron (nor Jim Jones) says that sh*t (KILLA DIPSET ALLDAY NO HOMO) as often as you do.

Perspectivism (according to Friedrich Nietzsche)!

Welcome to da club!

@zigbo
Nah, it takes much more than that to get to me.

Either she was just waking up, feeling sleepy, fatigued or hungry. Any other reason apart from these, then she might merely be trying to be dopey.

Aight, have fun, babycool.

@iice
Does it smell like a Belgium rat or a Diobu rat?

No be small wa ooo!

Pity. My sympathies. . . lol

Douzy:
After all, I'm not what you were alluding to. Dunno about him, anywayz.

That should have answered your question. I'm not, but I can't speak for him. You cool now?

Please, Tuface - Forgive and Forget.
Thanks.

zigbo:
its kind of akward that niceuzor(m) and douzy(m) are flowing like hmmmm.its there somethin u guys are keepin from us.Oh,pardon me i guess u guys just found each other,i bet u no longer need to go val huntin any more atleast u've each other now.goodluck tough

I just figured you are, after all, a babe. Well, zigbo, you can still pick between niceuzor and I. . . lol After all, I'm not what you were alluding to. Dunno about him, anywayz.

Now, don't break another heart, iice dear.
[b]afrika [/b]is waiting. . .

Never mind.

niceuzor:
if to say u mind your own bizness now we for no dey talk plenty.

No, I actually figured you like to 'dey talk plenty', and I'm amused. . . lol.

Hmm, dis uzor of a guy sef . . .

@niceuzor

Valentine is still a week (plus) ahead yet you and iice are already fighting here in public?

Anywayz, sorry for not minding my own bizniz, but I actually thought you and iice were a good match for the Nairaland Val thingy. Pity, I can now realise I might have been mistaken . . . lol.

Asokoro, Abuja!

@Radiant

Both and.

LOL. . . Didn't someone break rap down to a drum [/b]and a [b]talkative?

I think you need to relocate.

I hope so too. . .lol

As for me, I've always had to get a new phone for myself at Xmas each year. However, since I use two handsets most of the time, I use a handset for a year or two at most (if it doesn't get lost within a year. . . yea, I've lost several of them).

I'm special because no one would ever seem to really understand ME! Plus, they say my cat eyes are scary!!!


_{Phew! Poor little weird one!}

I guess I'm star-crossed when it comes to this one:

Never [b]really [/b]had a girl for up to a year.
Never [b]really [/b]had a girl for Xmas.
Never [b]really [/b]had a girl for Val.
Never [b]really [/b]had a girl for . . .

Hope some girl comes around to break the jinx someday.

iice:
Then my work is done

*shivers*

ikamefa:
@ topic them plenty oh! how we go do am now? make i name names?

Please do. We're all ears. . . I mean, eyes!

Well, I think you just broke his heart.

Personally, I'm already lepacious myself, so for complementarity an orobo might be more suitable, but I'm afraid I could faint under one. . .