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Oh boy, GEJ please forgive me!

This one na confirm level a SARS friend told me after he started making too much money and building his hotel. I asked him to show me way and he confessed...

They, SARS officials intentionally collect iPhones or other big phones from boys and sell it to the boys in Ikeja for peanuts. Please note that they already have the IMEI of this phone have it logged in their system to ensure they can track it. They intentionally throw out big phones the plan is if you can pay 50k plus it means you can cough out big bar when them catch you.

Mumu buyer goes to Ikeja or anywhere else, buys the phone and once he activates it, they see it on their system. They get the user’s number and in some cases call or just appear like commando to the buyer. They will come up with spurious stories about the phone been stolen by kidnappers or robbers who killed the user. They will drum up charges that will scare you to death. They will bill your life and before you know, you will be the one begging them to take all your money coz you’ve bleeped up.

Please, don’t ever buy naija used phone...London used is safer so far you buy from big store and collect receipt. Best is to buy brand new phone and don’t ever throw your receipt away. Some desperate guys in uniform will do anything to bleep up your life and extort you or even kill you if given the chance.
This is a common scam and it’s called “Fishing Things.” No let them catch you like fish! SARS na advance scam organization bent on making money at all cost and even killing and destroying lives in the process

FP things now

What took Bishop so long. My brother from another mada I doff hat

The guy don die nah. He’s been judged by God as we speak. No matter of window dressing or critism will change his eternal abode. God doesn’t need our Defence or support of Kyari. Let him face the best judge and let’s focus on praying the others destroying Nigeria also die with their families from Coro

Why are they running away from their religious and god-fearing leaders who have been ruling Nigeria for donkey years? The north is totally pathetic. See them running around like bugs. Shame

“Where two or three people are gathered shall I be.”
Mathew 18:20

Quran 39:11 “all deeds are based on intentions.”

What is wrong with these empty headed religious monkeys and goats. The church and mosque are mere buildings with brick and mortar. Your heart is God’s truest temple and you can summon him anywhere.
Even Saudi is losing over $9 billion from canceling the Hajj this year while the Vatican and Israel where Christianity emerged from have shut down their cathedrals and synagogues.
Them take religion swear for this zoo of a country?

Our stories sounds like. I just asked my office for transfer and processed it. I just disappeared one day and kept in touch through phone calls for 1 year. Did you hear me well? 1 year, meanwhile I sent money for feeding my children and her. I was constantly talking to my landlord. And for where I relocated to in Owerri, I lash those small girls tired. Women don’t know they have more to lose if the man walks away. She respects me now because she knows I’m crazier than her. Save yourself man

I was in a Napep coming back from work. The driver picked a man dressed like a cele church member. When we reached this man bstop the man started releasing spit from his lips. Come see fear, na by force we carry the man commot for napep oh.
And that was last year 2019 long before Coro.
Coro isn’t the cause of every death.

Coz it’s when, the chinkos arrived that the thing became gbege.it appears,our leaders trust China 2 much.god help us oh

Shaprara:
Wuhan has a biggest and the best bio lab in the whole of China, where all of this research is going on, i think it’s a virus made my china gone wrong, maybe it’s a bio weapon, it could be.

i dont think so...china does not use biological weapon. the people who did are the americans
you can ask the japanese and the vietnames. them vietnames still dey suffer from orange agent wey deform their 3rd generation till today
beside i have read dean kootnz, the guy is one mad thinker

this is serious! i trust nigerians will soon come up with explanation
i swear...this virus will be the total end of chinco people...my guys wey hook for china just dey cry for phone say them wan come home

solmus:
Progress takes alot of sacrifice

God bless you.

@op,u write well.

@lala frontpage stuff. the ugly truth!

Please advice needed

2019 was almost a breaking point in my life. I survived a robbery, accident and bad bank loan. Business is so unstable but I am trying to have faith things will get better. I was lucky to get an opportunity to travel to the US for one month to pick an award some little funding for my business. While in the US, I realized it was quite unfortunate to be a Nigerian. I was driven to four states and the Eastern part of the states and just realized Nigeria problem is far beyond leadership, and that Nigeria will NEVER become developed.
Now the advice I need is, I own a school which has been struggling for years, but it seems with this award and funding there seems to be hope. Now the issue is, while in the US I was privy to some information and I have processed an admission to a university I visited during the cultural exchange program I attended. At this moment, I have just gotten my admission letter for full scholarship for a masters program.
So should I go to the US and leave the business I’ve suffered to build since 2014 to someone I don’t know?
My scholarship comes with monthly stipends of $1050 and my business makes over 10 million yearly although everything goes back into upgrading and expanding the business. I am currently at a dilemma and could use some real advice. Should I go to a country where I found so much peace and joy or should I stay put in Nigeria where nothing works?

Maybe Lagos island not mainland.

And why is this one acting like he has worked when he hasn’t even served for 1 year.

Las las this guy will disappoint lagosians and ambode will get the last laugh

It’s his divorce, his ex wife, is it your divorce?

Who sabi this oko olosho. Oga go face your sheeple wey dey mumu for you. Idiot useless man

I am beginning to worry this man is just addicted to buying and buying shyt. Someone should tell him to save some investment to for guys like me too!

I noticed you just returned from Dubai. After you’ve spent about a week or month in any developed country, you’d discover something is really really wrong with Nigeria. And I don’t think there is any hope for fixing this country but there is hope for you and me to hustle hard and to quietly retire to Dubai. So oga, for your own good you better stop bothering about naija. Even God has given up on naija

Remember Abati...
During the GEJ era, he even picked a pen to shame Obj. Today, he’s a total non-entity and will never find favour before Nigerians.

Apc die die die

For everyone in sifia pain for voting the lifeless cow gather here with me

I will buy it for scrap. 50k
If you agree let me call you

I know there are thousands of Nigerians who are not in Nigeria like me but who only read Nigerian news because they just want to feel a little sad and rant about how f**ked it really is back at home.

What a bunch of hogwash! The Otta bridge has been abandoned for over four years and wasn’t even done by Bullharry, but by the past governor of the state. I know most of this claims are total BS!
See it’s pointless critiquing this government of any other government for that matter. If you have a cool means of livelihood, you can stick with Nigeria. If you don’t, and you have the means to get the F**K of this rubbish, please vamoose.
Take it from me, and from anyone who has ever lived in a civilized and developed country, Nigeria is a trash pit and even the leaders know they can’t fix it. Just japa!!!

I regret voting for this man. Everyone in Otta are cursing him daily. The road leading to Otta are killing people daily and destroying livelihood. The worst thing is deputy is from that region. If the man won’t fix the major road of his deputy then there is no hope for the state. It looks like it will be another disappointing four years for Ogun State people while Lagos keeps developing. We have a governor far worse and pathetic than the previous one. Ogun State is so unlucky when it comes to leadership. Anyways 2022, Dapo is going to lose woefully.

Favy1235:
I'm really depressed.
Working under sum1 especially private sector isn't easy at all.
You have to meet up with all their demands and obey al their rules n regulations.
Working with other staff dat always stab u at d bk just 2 get favour frm d boss.
I just pray i get admitted dis yr.
Na sharp sharp i go take leave dat work.
If nt 4 d sayn dat an idol man z d devil's wrkshop i for don quite d work since

Better start kissing your boss’ as.s. It’s a good strategy to move ahead in the company

obi4eze:
Jubrin will soon say his even though we know that he doesn't mean it.

Does that one even know what twitter or social media mean? That one wey be say na cow full him brains. The most useless and senile President...
He’s even broken Yaraduas record...

RIP.