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RIP to him

#HalaMadrid #LaUndecima! I love C.Ronaldo
Meanyl, Op pls change that thing to 5-3

Are u sure he's not the tallest in Nigeria?

Welcome to Paiko camp!

Aww! I'm impressed

Swegzfreak:
Oshey burglar... Una no sharp at all

Wetin we 4 do na?

This is an expensive shit

Hello every1

I want to share the incident that happened this morning so we'll be more security conscious.

I was sweeping the compound this morning, my dad was taking his bath, mum was preparing Breakfast, my coz was washing the car wen we heard noise outside, I looked out to c to guys beating up and trying to drag a guy forward, it's not uncommon around here I thought it'd be a thief. I continued with what I was doing.

All of a sudden they entered the gate, and the guy they were dragging broke free from them, entered our parlor and locked himself in. My mum opened a door from another room that led to the parlor wen she heard me scream but the guy pushed her away and fled through the backyard and jumped out of the compound. The other guys dragging him tried chasing him but lost him.

I ran inside, to help mum up, dad was there already so I checked for my phones but they were no where to b found.

I told my dad, we both ran in the direction he escaped from and we saw 1 of my phones on the floor, it must have fallen off wen he tried to jump out.

Thank God nobody was hurt.

Please always lock your gates!

Mynd44

Yea, Impressive performance by Pato, tho Falcao wasn't happy. Y was Chelsea's match not on f.p today na? Is it because we're no longer on top 4?

Shoelace1:
eyaa......... Your friend bad ooo. That's too much for an April fool

Lol, she's crazy

Yea
My best friend called me by 6:30am but I could barely hear her so I called her back and she told me she took an abortion pill and she's bleeding a lot so she was rushed to the hospital by her neighbor. She told me the name of the hospital and i rushed there.

I asked the receptionist I need to c my friend, she said they don't have any patient by her name, I was getting furious, I called my friend but she didn't pick. so I asked the nurse if there's no female patient brought in for bleeding this morning and she said No.

I called my friend again and heard a deafening laughter. I was too angry to react, I just hung up and went back home

PiccoloBrunelli:
Jon Snow and Ygritte(Game of Thrones)

Damon and Elena (Vampire Diaries)

Couldn't care less for Nollywood

I think Stefan and Elena

yunnyp:
whao!!!! that's great... i wish u guyz nice times ahead....

Thanks

blackboy2star:
Real story so far

I don't lie . Thanks jare

yunnyp:
Ehya, but did u agree with me that its all ya fault?

Of course, that's y I vowed never to raise my hand against any man again.
Tho, all that is behind us now. He apologized and we made up

Mprepz:
OMG..... blood of buhari.... Lwkm.... lol... lmfao.... lmao. seriously am lost for words!!!

Dat guy wicked die!

I dey tell u

yunnyp:
this should not be an embarrassment, people call this pay back time....

might b payback for him but it was embarrassing to me

Though I shared an embarrassing experience on the other thread I'd share another here. My boo came visiting, I can't remember what he did to get me pissed but I slapped him I tried to apologise immediately but he stormed out of my house. I texted and called but he didn't reply nor pick my calls. I concentrated on the tests I had the following day and decided I'd go c him in 2 days time.

2 days after, I went to his house and found him eating with a girl, it appeared she passed the night at his house. He asked me to leave, I obeyed and sent him a text that he should at least hear me out, he replied that I should wait and I did.

2 hours later it started raining, i knocked persistently he opened the door sweating and ordered me to leave his house, it was 9pm and I stood out waiting for a keke to convey me home to no avail. I walked in the rain that evening for 40 minutes b4 I got home.

schumastic:
very funny...your friend n her bf will be feeling on top of the world, can imagine the look on their faces

lol! It was super embarrassing

Vision2045:
My boobs almost flew from my chest because of the way I jumped. #ROFTL...I LAUGH FALL FROM BED

Don't laugh at me na

Mine happened in 2013, It was my roommate's birthday, we was all tipsy so I told my roommate I'd pass the night at my boyfriend's and she said she'd go clubbing with her boyfriend. Later on, my boyfriend and i decided to go to my place instead of his since my place is closer to the birthday venue. we got home, 'had fun' and slept naked. 4am my roommate came in with her boyfriend, expecting me to be at my boyfriend's opened the door with her key, turned on the light. My boobs almost flew from my chest because of the way I jumped. We were just so embarrassed. my boyfriend starred avoiding my roommate, and whenever I c my roommate's bf, I wish I could disappear

Lwkm I don't blame her tho

I couldn't stop tears from rolling down my eyes #TrueLove

Speechless

The truth is bitter

Lol, end time wife

It should be scrapped already. The most annoying thing is that no reasons were stated for the postponements

Meeloreh:
I bleeping hate this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Being jobless is actually the a doubt of my grad my mums friend n neighbors be like: that ur nysc nko-
Me: feb2,march 2, march 27, April 1, April 27
Them:

My dear, I don't go out any more, the rumors Dat I dropped out is overwhelming

Op! Don't let me transfer aggression o.
U want give me high blood pressure?!

My Parents don't even take me serious anymore because of these inconsistencies.



God punish NYSC officials!

tidal:
Lol@Education your self.

I think say na only me see am

Selfish Misogynists