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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by lexaydfg(m): 1:14pm On Mar 28, 2016

dammyllare:

When I got home,i felt like smashing his head on the wall
But he just pleaded he didn't feel cool in his mind something informed him to save me
After all the thoughts and friends saying he might have saved me from a den,i let it go

Oh!!!!!!! Probably he saw something..

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by chibwike(m): 1:15pm On Mar 28, 2016

iambibi:
.... Lmao... Ifa hear..oya Lemme jst forgiv u shaa.... Jst Carry ur wahala dey do... ... No b me go put ata-rodo for your eyes.. And if u dare quote me ehnn......

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 1:16pm On Mar 28, 2016

Omotayor123:

Blood

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Pdizzle(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2016

chibwike:
Ok, i was slapped brutally by my dad....because of a girl.

Omo the man followed me up oh...i was just walking happily and he was at my back moving with me
. When i got there i was like 'babe you said you wanna.......' before i could complete the statement..the slapped landed on my face GBOA!. I turned immediately, on seeing my dad..i became weak..i just gave myself away so he can use me...

For some time i could not look at her face.

Twas really shameful.

P.s i was still young then oh.

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by wexyee: 1:28pm On Mar 28, 2016

CaroLyner:
do what.....??

knw each other

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Damscrob(m): 1:31pm On Mar 28, 2016

ireneony:
FTC

This Thread will not pass me by.
I know am not a guy. Abeg make una dash me like.

Let me share mine even though I'm not a guy.
There was this guy I love so much.
I have this feeling he was going to marry me.
He took me to his friend's birthday party.

In front of everyone in knelt down facing me, before he could utter any words, I jumped and screamed! Yes!!! I will marry you! Unknown to me , the reason he knelt down was that he was trying to lace his shoe. The next thing he said was babe what! I am not ready for marriage .

I was so embarrassed ...
Before I could face the audience, I woke up from my dream

As fine as you are... BOY fall ur hand... O ga o

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by cybriz82(m): 1:35pm On Mar 28, 2016

Chaii u fuckd up ooo upon d suffer wey u suffer u till no do anytin..n she even call u bk mek u cme punish her n u no go..I feel like tellin ur mum dis story.

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by iambibi(f): 1:37pm On Mar 28, 2016

[quote author=chibwike post=44185436][/quote].lolz...i see u want to cry... .buh I refuse to punish you tongue

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by cybriz82(m): 1:52pm On Mar 28, 2016

Lemme share mine way bk when 2go na 2go.I left jakande estate to iju ishaga to see d babe I met in 2go n she invicted me to cme over pretty girl big boob ass n sweet lip.trust me I b edo man wey no carry last.ib4 leavin home to her plc she already told me her uncle wife is travelin to ibadan I ws like hmmm I dn see butter to butter my bread.I got to ishaga after spendin like 2hour on d road.when I got there. Met d uncle wife applyin makeup on her face with her travelin bag on d table.for my mind I dn believe say I go finish dis babe 2day.only for d uncle wife to apply her makeup spread mat for ground n started sleeping.I ws like babe shebi u say she dey travel I wz talkin to her thru chat.n she wz like yes she go soon go.mek I relax.na der I relax from 11am reach 630pm dis woman just dey form sleep sha.dat day ijust feelin stranglin her with my eyes.na so I stand up ooo begin dey go my house got home arnd 12am traffic wahala.tp dn enter voicemail.bt I try pass d op cus after sum weeks she cme over to my plc.iz up to 6yr nw bt I cnt never dat woman n her style of wickedness.

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by chibwike(m): 1:54pm On Mar 28, 2016

iambibi:
.lolz...i see u want to cry... .buh I refuse to punish you

Twas nice chatting with you.

Have a nice day Jare. my Dear

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 1:58pm On Mar 28, 2016

Thanks for the good laugh Nairalanders grin

... NL us to be this interesting way back.

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Janelle07(f): 2:06pm On Mar 28, 2016

Chai! Funny People full here o

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:09pm On Mar 28, 2016

prof22:
Mine goes thus .....

Our house was an uncompleted building so shame dey always catch me to carry girls come home. But ds my friend house is very okay one of d best on our street. So we dey always make arrangement use my guy house. We all lied thats our house. On ds unfateful day, i took d girl to d man's personal bedroom. I learnt he doesnt even allow his wife in at times since they have a shared bedroom. I left my shirt on d couch in d sitting room, belt on d dinning table, i didnt even know where my shoes were after all na OUR" house. D man came to fetch some documents for the screening in d office. Ladies and gentlemen,he allowed d girl to walk free but me.... ds man did all the rock, Undertaker, Rio mysterio styles after contributing a countless slap on my face. He was deeply pained i used his personal bedroom, bros i just barbed my hair,come and see gator, contor on my head infact water stored on pot holes on my head. I stopped passing in front of their house. The day the man died i was still scared lookng at him during wake keep.

Ireneony, falconey thumbs up !

Thanks man!

I have tears in my eyes...

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 2:11pm On Mar 28, 2016

bqlekan:

share yours, I'm interested

I shared on d female version cheesy

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by DPricey1(f): 2:22pm On Mar 28, 2016

schumastic:

very funny...your friend n her bf will be feeling on top of the world, can imagine the look on their faces

lol! It was super embarrassing

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by SamsonJohn743(m): 2:24pm On Mar 28, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.WHEN THE WINCH DE OUTSIDE DOOR DE SHOUT

NAH

Maybe he's a moma's boy or aunt's boy

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by ukandi1(m): 3:05pm On Mar 28, 2016

CaroLyner:
here to read the lies.

Believe me, most of them are indeed ribs cracking shocked

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 3:12pm On Mar 28, 2016

cybriz82:
Chaii u fuckd up ooo upon d suffer wey u suffer u till no do anytin..n she even call u bk mek u cme punish her n u no go..I feel like tellin ur mum dis story.

No vex 4me baba

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by sylvarian2002: 3:17pm On Mar 28, 2016

It also happened to me when one babe encouraged me to visit her in Benin City where it will be safer for us to have fun and share private moment together. Prior to this stage of relationship, I have spent some of my productive time and money for her, just to impress her and win her heart. On getting to Benin that fateful day I met the shock of my life when she said her Aunty will not let her go out........

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tottinova: 3:24pm On Mar 28, 2016

ireneony:
FTC

This Thread will not pass me by.
I know am not a guy. Abeg make una dash me like.

Let me share mine even though I'm not a guy.
There was this guy I love so much.
I have this feeling he was going to marry me.
He took me to his friend's birthday party.

In front of everyone in knelt down facing me, before he could utter any words, I jumped and screamed! Yes!!! I will marry you! Unknown to me , the reason he knelt down was that he was trying to lace his shoe. The next thing he said was babe what! I am not ready for marriage .

I was so embarrassed ...
Before I could face the audience, I woke up from my dream

You woke up from your dream or you woke up in your dream

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by bqlekan(m): 3:25pm On Mar 28, 2016

BumBae:
I shared on d female version

let me go look for the thread grin

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by ireneony(f): 3:31pm On Mar 28, 2016

tottinova:

You woke up from your dream or you woke up in your dream

smh...
Google is ur friend my dear.
Ask google

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tottinova: 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2016

ireneony:
smh...
Google is ur friend my dear.
Ask google

You've embarrassed me here, coming to your house will definitely be worse

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by kulekaa(m): 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2016

ireneony:
FTC

This Thread will not pass me by.
I know am not a guy. Abeg make una dash me like.

Let me share mine even though I'm not a guy.
There was this guy I love so much.
I have this feeling he was going to marry me.
He took me to his friend's birthday party.

In front of everyone in knelt down facing me, before he could utter any words, I jumped and screamed! Yes!!! I will marry you! Unknown to me , the reason he knelt down was that he was trying to lace his shoe. The next thing he said was babe what! I am not ready for marriage .

I was so embarrassed ...
Before I could face the audience, I woke up from my dream

dream of life

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by ireneony(f): 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2016

tottinova:

You've embarrassed me here, coming to your house will definitely be worse

u did it first.

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by ireneony(f): 3:46pm On Mar 28, 2016

tottinova:

You've embarrassed me here, coming to your house will definitely be worse

sorry for being rude

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by kulekaa(m): 3:47pm On Mar 28, 2016

Jesus christ come n c how d people u died 4 just yesterday r blowing out lies

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 3:48pm On Mar 28, 2016

Only God will help us.
It almost 14yrs nw, dia was dis gal dat came new in our neigbour hood. Neva knew d gal was corrupt, doh she was my junior, we play evrytime, so one certain nyt i was cukin, been a guy dat learn hw to cuk @ a vry tender age, so she came like she wan to asists me in cukin i was busy pushin her out of my kitchen b4 i knw it, i hand mistakly went to her chest 4 d 1st time i touch a devlopin boobs, so dat nyt past nt hapen, d next day she sent me a smal note... I love you. I felt like wow. She told me to cum ova dat ha mum av wnt to market wen i got dia, 1 tin leads to anoda, we started kisin nd touchin, neva knew wen i undressd her been so innocent i was just lukin @ her nakednes wen one of our neigbour suspected sumtin nd open d door and shouted... Ewooh. U knw igbo women wen d see kids in such act. In d evenin, our parent came bk nd heared wot happen. I got d beatin of my life dat day. Dad 1st dealt wit me nd mum finishd me. Since den till nw i dnt luk @ women even @ my 22.

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by tottinova: 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2016

ireneony:
sorry for being rude

;DApology accepted...
So is that an INVITE??

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by XD3G: 4:00pm On Mar 28, 2016

This perhaps,is the funniest thread I have viewed on NL. Hilarious stuffs all round. Let me add an experience.

Some years ago,a friend of mine paid a babe a surprise visit in one of the Polytechnics in SW(Osun or so,can't really remember). When he got there,he met the babe and they had a nice time,even though she didn't like the surprise visitation.

After spending some time with her,he decided to go into the Campus and flex a bit(as a Lagos boy). He met with some other guys and he stayed up late till around 10:30pm before heading back to the babe's house.

Unfortunately for him,he met some OPC guys on his way to the babe's crib,and when they accosted him(being a strange face),he told them he was only visiting his babe from Lagos,and not an "external".

So,they asked for his ID card and all that,and he said they were in the babe's room,so they escorted him down to the room to confirm.

Unbelievably,when they got to the room and knocked,it was a man that opened the door,then the OPC guys asked the babe to confirm/corroborate his story....she DENIED ever seeing him in her life!!!

So,the OPC guys took him back to their base,and gave him more than enough beating (maximum shi shi tinz),they even asked him to fetch water through out the night,and he kept watch with them till the break of dawn.

It was a really bad experience and a funny one too.

You don't wanna know what the guy did in subsequent relationships(as a form of revenge),before getting married....lool

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Omotayor123(f): 4:18pm On Mar 28, 2016

ellacute45:
Blood

Yeah

Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 4:31pm On Mar 28, 2016

Omotayor123:
Yeah

they are now real life couples cool

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