Estharfabian:

[email] I spelt it correctly for him. [/email]

yunnyp:


this should not be an embarrassment, people call this pay back time....

might b payback for him but it was embarrassing to me

Mprepz:


OMG..... blood of buhari.... Lwkm.... lol... lmfao.... lmao. seriously am lost for words!!!

Dat guy wicked die!

I dey tell u

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

Falacy of hasty generalization!!

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

you live in Lagos or PH that's why.

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.

I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

sincerely, this copious American substandard English is "IQ threating"

Tommfrench:



sincerely, this copious American substandard English is "IQ threating"

i thought i was the only one struggling to even understand just 50%, of what the young lady typed.

Stupedinluv:
Really visiting a guy makes you a hoe

a girl visiting with no reasonable reason only wants to get anacondad.

I see lies everywhere.. Lies everywhere


Pls write #fiction @ the top b5 lying bikozienubikozienu

Stupedinluv, happy easter.

First time ur thread is on FP, congrats

However, this thread is not that funny because ladies are claiming holier than thou attitude, except for few ones who summon courage to write stories that obviously look staged.

Had it been u kick off by writing an inspiring story that will captivate people's heart just like tosyne2much did, this thread would have make more sense.

Jadekitana:
Water heater made me disgrace myself!
I went to see a friend far from my school, when BIU boys were reigning then I got stuck in his house cos it was raining heavily,so I had to sleep over. I needed to have my bath with very hot water because I was freezing so he switched on the water heater! We were watching movies so I totally forgot how hot the water would have been, I just jumped into the bath and opened the hot water knob to the last, it came out in full force very very hot. I screamed and ran out of the bathroom stark nakeed,i just saw him looking at me with total confusion. He kept asking babe what is it? Did u see a ghost? What happened? I was totally embarrassed. This is someone I was seriously styling for, he saw everything on a platter of gold. But I kinda like the way he handled the situation, he walked past me,went into the bathroom to adjust the whole thing, smiled one wicked cocky smile and said "you can now continue" I felt like entering the ground.

Don't come and give us the edited version of a story ooooo... So what later happened after u took ur bath?

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.
I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

Lol. Datz hilarious. Nice one

DPricey1:

might b payback for him but it was embarrassing to me

Ehya, but did u agree with me that its all ya fault?

ebyoma:


Visited my guy(now ex) some yrs ago.
He lived in a room and a parlour as a bachelor then. He had 2 young guys who were his neighbour.

So my guy(ex) and i ,after watching some adults movie had some hot romance and during the s3x Due to how exciting and swt it was, i was moaning (in fact screaming) to the extent my guy had to cover my mouth with his hand. but once the hand is out, i change gear and it becomes louder.lol
Wasn't doing that intentionally tho', was in a different planet.

He whispered to me not to scream coz of his neighbours, but that fell on deaf ears. so after the show he immediately wore his trouser to go ease himself, But when he opened the door, he caught one of the guys(his neighbour) eavesdropping at the door.

Later when he came in and told me about it, I was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't leave until it was dark.

Was imagining what the guy must have heard, my speaking in tongue or the naughty stuffs I was saying. couldn't look the guy in the eye while exchanging pleasantries since then.

And that has changed the way I speak in tongues during shows now.

make una no mind my construction, I no go school.

Very interesting

royalpearl80:
This happened some years ago

i followed this my guy to his friends house this particular day, it was suppose to be a casual visit not until he received an impromptu call and left me and my guy in his self contain room, he asked if we will wait for him and my guy responded that we are not in a rush.
The distance he told us will take nothing less than 1hr to and fro no matter how fast he is. Not up to 10mins he left, quickly we started doing this thing from smooching to being totally unclad (Nothing on us at all). I was laughing sheepishly showing my guy some kind of sexy moves to the music we were playing and suddenly the door opened, he came back to pick something at home.
i was seriously embarrased, me that used to form that i was the finest and most classy out of all his friends babes (used to say it to their face and my guy always use me proud in front of them too).....
I quickly ran to the toilet, my guy knocked at the door like 5mins later saying he has left but the urge already disappeared. Told my guy i was going and couldn't argue with me....i couldn't stand face to face with the guy again after that incident.

The most annoying thing was that the guy started asking me out after like a year i broke up with my guy

So were you people able to bleep when he left again?

wristbangle:
Stupedinluv, happy easter.

First time ur thread is on FP, congrats

However, this thread is not that funny because ladies are claiming holier than thou attitude, except for few ones who summon courage to write stories that obviously look staged.

Had it been u kick off by writing an inspiring story that will captivate people's heart just like tosyne2much did, this thread would have make more sense.

coughs

Same to u but keep your congratulation.
I dont open threads for the aim of making fp except when i need more views
Not like am proud of it, but sorry this is not my first thread on fp.

How i started this thread is how i chose to start cos i am me gerrit? so yea bye.

Mprepz:




that urge thing is very wicked eh!
the day my mum caught me and one girl like that, my dick was like my kid broe's own

bwahahahaha roflwkmd funny man

dayojags10:
I'm a guy but I know of a girl who came down to my place and I wouldn't say she left embarrassed but I was so embarrassed that day. Ok, she came down to my place, and after she was about leaving, I brought out my wallet to give her T-fare but she insisted I don't. Then we got to the bus top,and I was waiting to let her board a bus, but she insisted I shouldn't wait for her.... I was like NO,its ok, I'm going to wait, she was like TemiDayo don't worry, I will be fine. Then I acted like I was leaving, she nt knowing that I was hanging around in the garage. You guys won't believe what I saw next. Asin my people, I saw dis girl begging people for Money. I know no when that tears dropped from my eyes. I hate her forever even after she explained herself and ask for forgiveness

Bros please tell me how she justified her act.. I'm curious

SkinnyDude:
15 already smooching?! didn't u have parents? spoilt brat.. and for the niggar.. fvck! 19 and hooking up with a 15 yrs old girl! the niggar got inferiority complex and a wicked soul... i was 19, fvcking a 22 yrs old girl.. real guys don't do girls below 18

if we do not to share our experience, nairaland guys will bash us.....now, see this one calling someone names for sharing hers. Bunch of confused niccurs

LuveU2:
His mum was our fellowship mummy. And i was her favourite girl cos of how devoted i was to God and the church. She saw me as a good girl and used me as an example when cautioning others

I was good at my game until the day her "bad" son invited me over. He was cool, cute, swags. In short the crush i had on him no be here. I threw caution to the wind, long story short i landed in his room.

I was 15, he was 19. We were seeing a porn movie together while munching popcorn and pure water. Lol, we forgot ourselves lol. Kissing smooching etc.

Unfortunately his mom figured out something was amiss in her son's room. She stormed in and caught us in the act. Even after so many years cant still look her straight in the eye.

I knew it!!!
Phew!
She's a bad girl and will always be

Stupedinluv:


coughs

Same to u but keep your congratulation.
I dont open threads for the aim of making fp except when i need more views
Not like am proud of it, but sorry this is not my first thread on fp.

How i started this thread is how i chose to start cos i am me gerrit? so yea bye.

What else could it be if it's not the purpose of fp by creating a counter thread to tosyne2much's post.

I don't know which is more silly? Your shameless comments to insightful posts or the fact that it seems you are just craving for unnecessary attention just to be noticed on nairaland. Anyway that's your business on whichever option it is.

Most of your posts lack common sense and I don't think any of your posts in the nearest future can ever make sense.

wristbangle:


What else could it be if it's not the purpose of fp by creating a counter thread to tosyne2much's post.

I don't know which is more silly? Your shameless comments to insightful threads or the fact that it seems you are just craving for unnecessary attention just to be noticed on nairaland. Anyway that's your business on whichever option it is.

Most of your posts lack common sense and I don't think any of your posts in the nearest future can ever make sense.

Who would ever though Wristbangle has the lexical venom to bullshiit someone like this... Bro take it easy on her

ebyoma:


Visited my guy(now ex) some yrs ago.
He lived in a room and a parlour as a bachelor then. He had 2 young guys who were his neighbour.

So my guy(ex) and i ,after watching some adults movie had some hot romance and during the s3x Due to how exciting and swt it was, i was moaning (in fact screaming) to the extent my guy had to cover my mouth with his hand. but once the hand is out, i change gear and it becomes louder.lol
Wasn't doing that intentionally tho', was in a different planet.

He whispered to me not to scream coz of his neighbours, but that fell on deaf ears. so after the show he immediately wore his trouser to go ease himself, But when he opened the door, he caught one of the guys(his neighbour) eavesdropping at the door.

Later when he came in and told me about it, I was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't leave until it was dark.

Was imagining what the guy must have heard, my speaking in tongue or the naughty stuffs I was saying. couldn't look the guy in the eye while exchanging pleasantries since then.

And that has changed the way I speak in tongues during shows now.

make una no mind my construction, I no go school.

why did u guys break up?

tosyne2much:
Who would ever though Wristbangle has the lexical venom to bullshiit someone like this... Bro take it easy on her

Brother mi, I will

I am just airing my candid view about the lady's several senseless posts.

tosyne2much:
Very interesting

ffo:
why did u guys break up?

Very long story

ebyoma:

I hope you are now able to control your moan from being unnecessary loud?

tosyne2much:
I hope you are now able to control your moan from being unnecessary loud?

Of course!!
That experience really taught me a lesson.

yunnyp:

Ehya, but did u agree with me that its all ya fault?

Of course, that's y I vowed never to raise my hand against any man again.
Tho, all that is behind us now. He apologized and we made up

This happened two years back, i was still 200lvl at that time, and i had sworn off Nigerdelta uni boys, not like they were bad but i had just sworn off going to a relationship wit dem. My 200lvl i broke that promise and i went into a relationship with one of my Faculty hottest cake(lol) and i regreted it. Well we started dating, i went to his house one afternoon, we were having that romantic moment when a girl walked into the room (and destroyed the moment), he introduced her to me as his roomate. I later discovered they were a little more than that,which made me feel like a fool.

tottinova:


That's why you lovers mother doesn't want you kissing her son so you'll not spoil his English

Lol ok

Lobolintin:



Wao his a good guy

Yh he is , we still have good guys and gent tho .