₦airaland Forum

Wow!. RIP Larry!

I said forkk, and you changed it to bleep?. You just watered down my truest feelings. Why?

Mumu People with shallow or no brains.

I use to ask my southern Kaduna Trainees: How there Bleep did you guys find yourselves there?

So I ask, What the Bleep I am doing in this shithole?

This one I may k...!. So says Covid?

This Country!

If the damage has reached a threshold level, spray crops with rodenticide.

Many thanks!

Mgbadike80:
*Who is afraid of the Nigerian Youths Revolution?*

Last night the Federal Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed was on the National Television, the NTA, ostensibly to educate Nigerians on what the Buhari government has done to pacify the EndSars Nigerian Youths protesters.

Maybe due to the weight of the subject or the scare most the government people have received since the protests started, Mr. Lai Mohammed, looked pale and sickly. He was beside himself without his usual gift of sophistry. And he, of course, laboured hard to do justice to the topic.

I was not convinced in the least. I do not know about you.

During the course of the programme, Alhaji Lai kept repeating the fact that the government had granted all the requests of the protesters and yet they have refused to leave the streets and allow for a free flow of human and vehicular traffic.

He even went as far using the unfortunate incident at Osun State involving Governor Gboyega Oyetola as a case study that the protests have been hijacked by what he called, " the enemies of the country". And he, like other highly placed Nigerians and the beneficiaries of the lopsided system Nigeria operates, is frantically looking for the the sponsors of the EndSars Movement.

In a note of resignation, Lai Mohammed who eventually occupied a major portion of today's Radio Nigerian news with his preachment on the futility of continuing with the protests, asked, "What do the protesters want?"

I will answer him right away.

Mr. Lai Mohammed, Nigerian Youths are tired of the system that has made Nigerians fugitives, refugees, and victims of government insensitivity, in their own country. And there are thousands of reasons for such a protest to go on and on.

While the problem did not start with the Buhari government but an objective analysis of his administration will reveal a sinister plot of the gradual *Northernization* of the Nigerian Federation.

Never in the history of this country has a President been this insensitive to the plight of Nigerians. Nor is there any comparison in our history of the kind of ethnic agenda the Buhari government is a champion of.

Follow me through the list:

1 Muhammadu Buhari, President and Minister of Petroleum *North*

2 Ahmed Lawan, Senate President *North*

3 Tanko Mohammed, Chief Justice of the Federation *North*

4 Monica Dongban-Mensem, President of the Court of Appeal *North*

5 Ahmed Idris Wase, Deputy Speaker Federal House of Representatives *North*

6 Babagana Monguno, National Security Adviser *North*


7 Boss Mustapha, Secretary to Government of the Federation *North*

8 Lt. General Yusuf Buratai, Chief of Army Staff *North*

9 Air Marshall Sadique Abubakar, Chief of Air Staff *North*

10 Muhammed Adamu, Inspector General of Police *North*

11 Hameed Ali, Comptroller General, Nigerian Customs Service *North*

12 Ja'afaru Ahmed, Comptroller General, Nigerian Correctional Service *North*

13 Mohammed Babandede, Comptroller General, Nigerian Immigration Service *North*

14 Abdullahi Gana Mohammed, Commandant General, Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps *North*

15 Mr. Yusuf Magaji Bichi, Chairman, DSS *North*

16 AVM Muhammed Usman, Chief of Defence Intelligence *North*

17 Muhammed Mustapha Abdallah, Chairman/CEO, NDLEA *North*

18 Brig. Gen. Shuaibu Ibrahim, DG NYSC *North*

19 Ahmed Rufai Abubakar, DG, National Intelligence Agency *North*

20 Zainab Ahmed, Minister of Finance *North*

21 Isa Pantami, Minister of Communications and Digital Economy *North*

22 Sabo Nanono, Minister of Agriculture *North*

23 Suleiman Adamu, Minister of Water Resources, *North*

24 Mohammed Bello, FCT Minister *North*

25 Ramatu Tijjani, FCT Minister of State *North*

26 Abubakar Malami, Attorney General and Minister for Justice *North*

27 Ahmed Idris, Accountant General *North*

28 Mele Kyari, Group Managing Director, NNPC *North*

29 Garba Abari, DG National Orientation Agency *North*

30 Mohammed Nami, Chairman FIRS *North*

31 Bashir Jamoh, DG, NIMASA *North*

32 Hadiza Bala Usman, Chairman Nigerian Ports Authority *North*

33 Mansur Liman, DG, FRCN *North*

34 Yakubu Ibn Mohammed, DG, NTA *North*

35 Nasiru Ladan Argungu, DG, NDE *North*

36 Prof. Abubakar Rasheed, Executive Secretary, NUC *North*

37 Prof. Umar Dambatta, Executive Secretary, NCC *North*

38 Kashim Ibrahim Imam, Executive Secretary, TETFUND *North*

39 AVM Muhammadu Alhaji Muhammed, DG, NEMA *North*

40 Lamido Yuguda, DG, Securities and Exchange Commission *North*

41 Prof. Mohammed Sambo, Executive Secretary, NHIS *North*

42 Prof. Armstrong Idachaba, DG, Nigerian Broadcasting Commission *North*

43 Prof. Aliyu Jauro, DG, NESREA *North*

44 Nurudeen Rafindadi, MD, FERMA *North*

45 Musa Nuhu, DG, NCAA *North*

46 Rabiu Yadudu, MD, FAAN *North*

47 Garba Abubakar, Rigistrar General, CAC *North*

48 Abdulkarim Obaje, National Co-ordinator, CSDP *North*

49 Mrs Aisha Dahiru-Umar, acting DG, PENCOM *North*

50 Abdullahi Kachifu, DG, NITDA *North*

51 Abubakar Abba Bello, MD, NEXIM Bank *North*

52 Aliyu Abdulhameed, MD, NIRSAL *North*

53 Hassan Alwan, acting MD, Bank of Agriculture *North*

54 Ahmed Dangiwa, MD, FMBN *North*

56 Adamu Adaji, DG, National Boundary Commission *North*

60 Ahmed Kadi Amshi, Chairman, National Assembly Service Commission *North*

61 Hamid Bobboi, Executive Secretary, UBEC *North*

62 Abdulaziz Aliyu, DG, National Identity Management Commission *North*

63 Maimuna Yaya Abubakar, Chairman, NIPOST *North*

64 Ahmed Kuru, MD, AMCON *North*

65 Yusuf Asir Danbatta, acting Secretary, National Assembly Service Commission *North*

66 Gambo Aliyu, DG, NACA *North*

67 Mamman Ahmadu, DG, BPP *North*

68 Bukhari Bello, Chairman, FRSC *North*

69 Mohammed Jibrin, DG, National Board for Technology Incubation *North*

70 Prof. Abubakar Sharabutu, Executive Secretary, Agricultural Research Council of Nigeria *North*

71 Ibrahim Goni, Conservator General, National Parks Service *North*

72 Hassan Bello, Ex-Sec/CEO, Nigerian Shippers' Council *North*

73 Prof. Isah Hayatu Ciroma, DG, Nigerian Law School *North*

74 Muhammed Umar, acting EFCC Chairman *North*

75 Faisal Shuaibu, ED/CEO, Nigerian Primary Healthcare *North*

76 Umaru Ibrahim, MD, NDIC *North*

77 Ahmad Salihijo Ahmad, MD/CEO, Rural Electrification Agency *North*

78 Sule Ahmed Abdulaziz, acting MD, Transmission Company of Nigeria *North*

79 Saliu Buntu, MD, Federal Housing Authority *North*

80 Muhammed Umar, Director, DPP *North*

81 Saidu Malama, Chairman, Solid Mineral Fund *North*

82 Abdulkadir Saidu, Ex-Sec, PPPRA *North*

83 Dasuki Arabi, DG, Bureau of Public Service Reforms *North*

84 Prof. Adam Okene Ahmed, acting Provost, Nigerian Defence Academy *North*

85 Prof. Baba Muhammadu Aliyu, Ex-Sec, Federal Commission for Colleges of Education *North*

86 Prof. Ahmed Tijani Mora, Chairman, Pharmacy Council of Nigeria *North*

87 Air Commodore Yusuf Anas, Ex-Sec, Center for Crisis Communication *North*

88 Muheeda Farida Dankaka, Chairman, Federal Character Commission *North*

89 Fatima Shinkafi, Ex-Sec, Solid Mineral Fund *North*

90 Sen. Basheer Mohammed, Chairman, National Commission for Refugees, Migrants and IDPs *North*

91 Prof. Muhammed Taofiq Ladan, DG, Nigerian Institute of Advanced Legal Studies (NIALS) *North*

92 Bala Yabani Mohammed, acting Deputy Clerk of the National Assembly *North*

93 Dauda Ibrahim El-ladan, acting Clerk of the Senate *North*

94 John Tsoho, Chief Judge of the Federal High Court *North*

95 Major General Sarham Jamilu, Commandant, Nigerian Defence Academy *North*

*Waooooooooh*

This is in conjunction with numerous Permanent Secretary and Director positions in the Civil Service. Not to talk of choice ambassadorial postings

Are you aware that both the Chairmen of the Senate and Reps committee on the Army and the Airforce are from the *North?*

We are not done yet. Look at that list again and you get the worst shock of your life.

I will help you out again.

If you look at the list once more, you will see that:

(A) Revenue Agencies
NNPC, NPA, Customs, FIRS, CAC, TCN, NCAA, FAAN, NIMASA, National Parks, Solid Mineral Fund and Immigration.

(B)ICT
NOA, NCC, FRCN, NITDA, NTA, NBC

(C) Security, Intelligence and Paramilitary
COAS, CAS, Customs, Immigration, IGP, DSS, NDLEA, NSCDC, NDA, NIA, NYSC, Correctional Service and Defence Intelligence.

(D)Education
NUC, Tetfund, Law School, NDA, NIALS, NILDS, Agric Research Council and Technology Incubation.

(E) All the Federal Govt Banks and other Financial Agency
NIRSAL, NDIC, NEXIM, AMCON, FMBN and BOA.

( F ) Interventionist Agencies
FERMA, SMEDAN, NDE, NEMA, PPPRA, NESREA, CSDP, EFCC, and REA

( H ) Judiciary
Supreme Court, Court of Apeal and Federal High Court

*are all headed by the people from the North*

Buhari has *captured* Nigeria for his people.


What Othman Danfodio could not do with his sword. What Ahmadu Bello failed to achieve despite his aristocratic posturing. What IBB never contemplated even with his guile. What Abacha never thought of with his brashness and devil may care attitude.

*But Buhari has done it.*

And will someone inform Mr. Lai Mohammed that none of the federations that were structured the way Nigeria is now ever lived to tell their stories?

Nigerian Youths want besides a holistic *Police Reform*,

*Judicial Reform*
*A People's Constitution*
*Electoral Reform*
*Civil Service Reform*
*Access to opportunities*
*End to Quota System*
*Reduction in the Cost of Governance*
*Health Sector Reform*
*Education Sector Reform*
*End to the State of Origin Requirement*
*Transparency in Government business,*
among others.

If President Buhari cannot guarantee the fulfilment of these demands in record time, then let him resign and go home.


In the meantime, *Let the Protests go on. Nigeria belongs to the Youths!*


*

*GoldFacts...the truth as it is*

Wow!

EVILFOREST:
Is this For REAL..or JOKE.. ?
U mean u slept inside a ZOO...
U saw planktons, hydrophytes, Spyrogira, Hydra, Paramecium.

Lol.
I never slept there oh. I had my 2 bedroom along new Anglican road oh. But the place is terrible.

Nigerian students are very enduring and docile. And they struggle to pay and be allocated these rooms oh!

Yep. Very correct. Corpers'logde for females last block, the rest habitable ones meant for female students.

Visited some persons here during my stay and affiliated work with some faculties of the School.
Inside the rooms, you see massive growth of Green Algae on the walls. Nigeria is terrible.

I totally agree with him. Got many of his video presentations!

Rubbish NLC. No sense and integrity at all.

Why attend a meeting at 12.39am when people you represent had to sleep in preparedness for today's action?

Should have shunned these Ngige and Keyamo manipulative Mumu sense. Rubbish Country!

Have you not had a hangover from alcohol and for 2 days you can't put anything in your mouth let alone in your stomach?

My office sent me here for training here in 2007 along side some university professors and about to retire civil servants.

The reverend father is no nonsense man with very efficient French speaking workers.

Oluwolex2000:
Akwa Ibom State Governor, Udom Emmanuel, has congratulated Governor Godwin Obaseki who was massively and overwhelmingly re-elected by the Edo people for a well-deserved second term in office.

In a congratulatory message released by his Chief Press Secretary and Senior Special Assistant, Media, Ekerete Udoh, Governor Emmanuel first thanked God for ushering in such a peaceful and credible election in Edo State and drew similarities to what happened last year in his State.

“ Last year, the good people of Akwa Ibom State rose in unison and said no to godfatherism and the much touted Federal might, declaring their fidelity to the supremacy of our ONLY GOD in the Affairs of man. Today, our Brothers and Sisters in Edo State have replicated the same wholesome faith and belief in God over the boastful exuberance of ordinary mortals by voting to return a leader who best represents their values and ethos; a doer and not a talker.

"On behalf of the Government and the good people of Akwa Ibom State, I join our brethren in Edo to congratulate our Brother, His Excellency, Governor Godwin Obaseki for securing the trust and faith of the good people of Edo State to superintend over the affairs of the State for another four years. As I have always said, a good job delivered well, means more job to be done. I have no doubt that you will step up to the plate and deliver big time for the Edo people. Let me also congratulate our great party, the PDP and of course, the INEC for a job well- done!

"Congratulations to Edo people. ONLY GOD!"

cc: lalasticlala

Thumb up!

Are you guys Deltans?

EmptyGarden:
Warri - ugly girls. Kwale -weed. Asaba - ara nwanyi Asaba.

Empty indeed!

linda12345:
Good evening everyone in the house, it's happened that requested for token (5k) loan from SOKOLOAN platform, the agreement was for 7days which attracted 24% interest.
Unexpected issue came up which made to default on the repayment day(29th of August), I quickly called and even message them over the repayment and I request them to give me grace till 07 of August.
But I was surprised when I saw messages tag with CRIMINAL sent to most of my contacts.
Please what should I do at this point? Because having their money in my account but I don't know maybe this matter worth taking up legally or not. I beg for way forward pls.
Thanks

Please we need to talk. I have paid back my loan of 5k at 8k with additional 3k involved. Yet these imbeciles called out my names and phone number to all contacts in my phone.

I am a thief is on the run with company's money and that they should contact them. I have so so many loved ones' contacts, friends, professors and politicians in my phone. Now since two days, they have been calling me to find out what's happening.

Please, if you have their physical address and can identify persons who work there, please help me. That place got to be burned down and every one there killed.

What nonsense?, please anyone can help please!

Gosh!. This bug still dey?

hammendable:
its seed. and the name of the company is seedco.

Agronomic details/requirements and potential yield?.

Where is your location and how much/kg or your unit of measurement please?

Do you sell sprouted kernel nuts?

hammendable:
We have quality hybrid maize seedlings for sale. you can WhatsApp or call 08067268988 if you are interested

Seedlings or Seeds?. What's the name and from which company?. Swift response pls!

All his songs are wonderful and I love all of them.

R.I.P Majek Fashek!

clem2love1:
send us ur request via email

info@oemarafricatour.com

call +2348143068763

whatapp +971528813890

I just answered your question about where I am going after the pandemic.

My trip to the Philippines is state sponsored for a workshop/Conference on Biodiversity Conservation and Climate Change Actions. All logistics are handled by Conference Organizers.

But thanks all the same. Will involve you during a personal vacation.

Wow!. May his soul rest in peace; Amen!

Philippines!

This is very very lovely!. Proudly Uite!

gloriaunobi:
Chinese fishing in African water.... Chinese with scam

Great question!

hopeforcharles:
Oga can Apple grow in Nigeria?

Yes, it can. But let me make this illustration for a better understanding:

Maize is native to the Americas and they are already achieving 12 tons/ha due to being native from the region coupled with management.

In Nigeria, yield of maize is 2.5-3 tons/ha even with the nearest best management.

Why?: Because of the factor of not originally being a native of Africa but was domesticated and adapted here.

Apples?: Same principle applies; Apples grow anywhere in the world but not as good as their center of origin and diversity (Asia). The differential in yields in different regions is inherent in their nativity.

Use grafted rootstocks or physiologically matured seeds. And with informed management, within 2 yrs depending on the variety it will begin to fruit as a young apple plant not as a tree.

Techcrunchng:
You knew all these Mr theory and you never planted at least one

Chief, I work in a very big Agricultural institution/training School. Apples are not our mandate crops, but we do produce a wild variety of crops all year round including training of Nigerian youths free of charge in all the geopolitical zones of Nigeria.

Don't be a mo.ron next time please

chii8:
Waooo, the tree yielded plenty fruit ooo

If it was regularly pruned, would have yielded more through production of more flowers rather than growing into a big tree vegetatively.

Also a nearby different variety would have improved flower cross pollinations. This would have increased fruiting

OdefaGirl:
Really..... but it has been a long time believe which is passed on to generations that it doesn't grow locally...

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Virtually most of the major food crops which we now grow in Africa were originally not natives. But were domesticated from Latin and south Americas. Maize, Cassava etc.

With sound knowledge of a crop's behavior and good management one can adapt any crop to new ecosystems. Your exotic fruit and leafy vegetables whose planting materials still come from abroad are successfully grown here.

It depends on interests and so it is demand driven (comparative advantage I should say)