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Serious konji is holding most of this born again sisters you see around, am having it with one in my former church, I've been disturbing her while I was with them, she kept turning me down, imidiately I left the church I just discovered her reason for turning me down all this while, it's because of fear of the gossip

She's giving it to me now up and down, she's serious sex starved, I did to her something she later told me she'll need deliverance to break away from me if the person she'll marry isn't that skilled

While giving her doggy, I'll remove my d1ck and put my mouth, she don't know when my d1ck or mouth is coming as she's facing back without seeing me

The dirty things I whispers in her ears is something that will live in her memories for life, yesterday I was kissing her ears while whispering how sweet her pussy is in igbo language, I talk dirty to the extend she's started moaning, almost crying

The sweetest pvssy in the world is the born again sisters, it's a stolen meat because no one suspects and two of you keeps it most secret

She said many girls in the church are dying of konji, guys make una dey help our born again sisters cure their konji

In nairaland, am feeling like a ghost because you can't trace where this is coming from, it's a faceless forum

Is there anyone with the same fetish?

Thanks y'all

Not just adding text but making it look like this, like when someone is thinking

stuffsabouttara:
It's for those in serious relationships. I can't make rules for marriage, I'm not married. But if any married person feels any of the stated tips are useful to them, then they are welcomed to use them.

so those in serious relationship can live together?

stuffsabouttara:
I called these starter rules because, well, they seem somewhat insignificant, but they actually do help for a start. Babe and I had to sit and brainstorm before rounding it all up to ten. We tried to make them as unselfish and as fair as possible. Initially they seemed like they were quite useless and uncalled for, but over the past week, we've had more use for them than we can admit.
Not to keep you waiting any longer than necessary, I'd better start on the first 10 rules (aka starter rules) for every serious relationship. If you are in a casual relationship, you are welcome to use these too.

Rule #1

If you guys have plans to go out and an argument ensures, you are to postpone the argument till you are back.

This one is quite straightforward, actually all the rules are, but this is the most straightforward of them all. Maybe, maybe not. If there's a plan, you guys are about going out together, and somehow an argument about something totally unrelated creeps in, you have to cross it out in your hearts of hearts, go out and have a good time. And then when you are back, if you still remember and feel like going back to the argument, at that moment, you are allowed to.

Rule#2

If one person is already angry, the other person isn't allowed to be angry till the other person is completely done being angry.

This arises from my insistence that two people shouldn't be angry at the same time. So when Babe is pissed, no matter how hard it is, I tuck in my anger and remain as calm as possible until his fire is burned low. If I really can't take it, I out rightly ask him to be done with his anger so I can start mine. It makes him laugh really hard. Lmao.

Rule #3

Pick a side of the bed and always stick to it. Prior permission must be taken before laying on the other person's side.

Babe has a way of hugging the whole bed space (not complaining, it's cute on the contrary). But I just had to bring in this rule (my body was getting sore from sleeping on the cold ground night after night). I cataloged it under my bedroom etiquettes, which by the way, Babe calls "bedside flight tickets" because according to him, I make "etiquettes" sound like "air tickets". How annoying can someone be? Anyways, I made him pick a side and stick to it. Now I can actually claim a right to a bed side space and resist every form of emotional blackmail firmly.

Rule #4

Chores aren't meant for one person alone. There should be fair division of labour.

So we shared the chores, both at his place and at mine, and just like the bed space, we stuck to it. I do most of the cooking, all the washing and cleaning. He does the arranging. Every other stuff, we both get off our ass and do them together. No ojoro.

Rule #5

Be willing to compromise on personal preferences.

This is my absolute favorite rule. Love isn't always enough in a relationship, compatibility plays a huge role. I'm hardly compatible with my sisters who I've been with all my life, talking less of any other person in the universe. So one of the ways of staying compatible is compromise. I don't eat onions, so we limit the use of onions in our cooking. He doesn't eat fried food, so I grill or steam instead. He learnt the function of the toilet seat and in turn I gave up using my perfume as a general air freshener. He forces me to work out, I force him out of bed to read at night. The list goes on and on. It's all about compromise.

Rule #6

Physical abuse ain't allowed.

Under no circumstances should there be hitting or anything that would physically harm the other person. I should add emotional abuse to this too. There should be respect and humility at all times. You are equals, accept it or leave it.

Rule #7

So is snubbing and keeping stuff to heart.

I'm the Queen of SnubbVille. This was an especially specific rule for me. While I'm one of those rare people who forgive in an heartbeat and genuinely forget thereafter, I'm a pro in the snubbing industry. It's not healthy for a relationship. So yeah, I let it go. And you should too. And if you know you are not past it yet, chill... .take your time.. . Learn to forgive and wholly let it go, no matter how long it takes.

Rule #8

And flirting too.

It's not okay to be flirtatious with other people. No checking them out or talking obsessively about them (even celebrities), no no no. I'm a really jealous partner, except it's okay with the other person, some things should just be let go.

Rule #9

Don't be in a relationship and act all single.

And by acting all single, I mean your status updates, personal chats, conversations... Everything! Don't tell people you are single. Don't lead them on to think you are single. Don't give your number to that dude/girl that is obviously interested. Just don't, don't, don't. Don't act all single.

Rule #10

Never lie.

Under no circumstances should you lie (except it's for a good cause like you are planning a surprise party or something). You don't have to impress people to stay with you, the ones that truly love you will stay, they won't need to be convinced. And you should aim for that. Lying should never be an option.

And we are done. Do you have any rules you think we should know, let everyone in, drop it off in the comments.

P.S: originally posted on my blog https://thesatblog.

is this for married people

Yungwizzzy:
Setting up a studio is quite lucrative subject to your location and how good you are.

However, 1 million is quite small for a good start. I'll personly run to Germany without a second thought.

thanks for the reply

Where are others, I need more response

Mods abeg

I don't know the best section to post this, Moderators help me push this stuff to front page,

Double blessings came to my way which can make me or Mar me, this is how it goes...

My name is drake(not real name though) Am an aspiring music producer, been looking for money to setup my own studio, I've prayed for years and my breakthrough just came after shiloh 2016, my cousin just showed up from Europe and is about to give me one million naira to setup the studio, I've been dying in excitement till yesterday that he came up with another good offer which has left me so confused

He offered to take me to Europe, in fact he asked me to make a choice of any country in Europe or one million to setup my music studio

According to him, if I choose France, Portugal or Germany a place to live and a work is certain for me

Now what do I do? Should I Go for the music production which Is my passion or should I forget about it and take the opportunity to Europe

Or what is it like being a music producer abroad? This decision has to be taken this Xmas because the movement starts early January

Legitman22:
. Go and tell ur pastors first he may have a solution.

thanks

I parked into a compound in January this year, before I parked in, someone told me that the house is occultic, that the landlord uses people's destiny there, well I disregarded it ,when I parked in I discovered that there are plenty of empty rooms there even though accommodation is scarce in this town

I wondered why its like that, 2months on, I discovered changes in my finances, hardship started settling in, I inquired and discovered that no body is achieving anything there, I made few friends there and they are complaining the same thing, I discovered that the small estate is popular for that, I see people parking out than parking in, I decided to fast and pray for revelations

in 3rd day of my prayers, I dreamt where over 1000 rats are jumping inside my room, it's clear to me now that what I heard is true but what to do is what I don't know

the house is #100,000 and I have stayed for 5 months, if I lease it out I may pass through deeper hardship

what do I do now, run away or stay, or is there any spiritual way of guiding myself

How do they even get these white women, which sites and what tips, I need format asap

Idowuogbo:
This guy ndi very confused

no,its a guy who knows exactly what he wants

cococandy:
you need a town or place where you can find them?
Like there's a geographical area where the ladies don't mind having kids for contract.

yes there is,there are some tribe who don't see it as a big deal as others see it

veave:



Why not answer it here since you brought it to the forum. The case has ceased to be private immediately it hit an online forum. Let the house know, who knows, I might not need to stress myself looking for anyone. someone might just contact you. It would make you appear a lot more serious.

if you look at the thread's subject It says "where can I find a baby mama" not "who can give me a baby mama"

I need a town,place or region they are likely to be found,like I said before I still have some qualities in mind which the person must possess,I can't take anything that comes my way

veave:
How much are you willing to pay up front. How much stipend is she entitled to before, during and after pregnancy. How much child support are you willing to pay for the upkeep of your child/ren. What plans do you have for her welfare and compensation (accommodation, retirement package and all). Where are you from precisely?




Answer these questions and i'll get you someone from your place.

this is something I'll discuss with the person in question

cococandy:


You will still find women that need baby daddy over there.
The advantage with that arrangement is that you will be closer to you kid and can pop in regularly to actually be a dad to the child.
Money isn't all a kid needs to be raised.
And should something happen to you, your child will have memories of a life with you (or photos with you. In case you die while he's too young to remember)

I don't want to raise my child over there

cococandy:
Drake99 maybe you should listen to idowuogbo.
Making your baby in Brazil would be your best bet.
After all is done and if you're not caught and killed by firing squad, you can bring your Brazilian babe and child home.

I doff my hat to you guys ehn. You're all over the forum hating on single mothers, calling other people's siblings hoes and all what not, yet you feel like one should come submit herself willingly to you for a pregnancy outside wedlock. You even have conditions on top
You be Zeus ni?

It's not your fault jare.

but I've heard countless times that some women also need a baby daddy

Truckpusher:
Why would one announce his intentions like this ,just ask the guy to holla at me let me teach him how to make babies with any woman of his choice.

guy as am talking to you now,I have girls at hand that I can give belle, my problem is that I want the person to accept b4 that, I don't want if anything went wrong in my life 2mao my mind will start playing games on me by telling me its that gal that cursed you!

Chidoks:
nwanna kujunata! haba!! you just want to give her 'belle' then vamoose.na waa for you o.
seriously you sound like a troubled soul.you need Christ.please do not venture into this drug trip you do much desire.haba sunce last year you have not been able to come up with a reasonable means of livelihood despite the abundance of opportunities in Nigeria.guy jiri e nwayoo.ike kete olie aboro way o.okey if you carry these drugs and something happens wetin you go tell God sef? nnaa gbalu ogwu gi nuo.hapu ntu joor

nwanne,enweghi mgbem si na obu drug k'amu gara ibu

Idowuogbo:

awww....Nigeria!!!

Jokes asides, guy don't risk your life for the money you might not even live to spend. Don't do it bro!! Stay put and start up something that'll give you peace of mind.

Lol... See advice

Idowuogbo:


Oh lawd the irony in this post is world class. This foooooolish agbero should be in the zoo I swear! Hyenas sharp pass this nonetity. See him feeling funky ke? Lmao!!!! Eyah I feel for you sha... sad case!

its a shame that a fool is leading you,keep following me , mumu

jaybee3:


Your intention is secondary and inconsequential in the wider scheme of things.

If you are who you claim to be then surely getting a get pregnant should be the easiest thing on your selfish journey


You didn't make a mistake for opening the thread but you damn right made a mistake for not thinking through your selfish quest properly..

why would you bring a child into the world knowing fully well that your chance of survival is pretty slim?

its like you can't read,Idowuogbo is getting better than you,her case is "reading but can't understand"

You said getting a girl pregnant should be easy for me? Did i ever told You that am finding it difficult getting a girl pregnant?where did you read that?fool, I only said that am looking for someone to give me a child without marriage,who's chance of survival is slim? Go and sleep

jaybee3:


Surely if your claim of achieving success is nothing but the truth, the least I had expect from you is coming online with this proposal of yours.
Success will forever attract the best women your heart desires so it’s either it’s a made believe claim or you are just blowing hot/cold air at the same time

Your reason for wanting to bring an innocent child into the world is so absurd and outright disgusting

You need a lot of growing up to do

BTW: Something tells me you are just trolling so i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt

you are a bigger fool to Idowuogbo,who told you am looking for a way to attract a woman,am talking about a woman that will born out of wedlock for me

All this mumu wey full dis thread sef,I made a mistake by opening this thread in the morning when sensible people must've gone to work leaving all this low mentality people here

Idowuogbo:

you've achieved a lot na hin you wan go Brazil go swallow coCaine wey you go carry enter Malaysia? You idiotic baboon! Hear the vagabond sef, you get to choose like say na auction. Thunder scatter you! SELFISH MUGUN!

you fit pay transport comot dat your village? Here na somebody wey don raise money to enter plain you dey insult mumu

Go and sleep,frustrated b!tch

Idowuogbo:
who is frustrated in me and you? Drug pusher oshi! Dem must catch you on your first trip IJN...Amen! Blawwwdy Malu! At 32,sense you no get. ANIMAL!

b!tch I've achieved a lot in my life,just need a child,its a good feeling that I'll be the one to select a baby mama, can anyone accept to be a baby father for you? HELL NO,you have entered menopause

I can see you are now my fan,keep following me

Idowuogbo:
Go have your baby in fecking Brazil! You selfish goat!

this old fool are you still a nairalander,were you not one frustrated fool that once.... Well I no get your time,I'd!ot

VictoriaBee:



You are religious and want to give birth through babymama?.

Pray tell, what's fornication in your bible(?).

wasn't abraham religious when he told the lie of his wife being a sister

Kimoni:
OP, what is ur true plans for this thread?

A tribal bashing thread

no,advice on which side of the country I can see people who having child at home is not a big issue

edwife:


Menopause? women at that age are still making babies......

You even have conditions(qualities,looks)? You really think you are doing these women a favour don't you?

In whatever you intend to do,don't go looking for a young lady and deceive her without letting her know of your true intentions.

That will be very mean and callous.....

I stated it earlier that I don't want to go that crook way,though it seems no one is accepting this legal way that's why am here because I've heard countless times that some tribe welcomes it,that's what am asking

Phema:
You intend to die and leave a child fatherless? Isn't that worse than you dying without one?

What ever you do, make sure any girl you meet gets to know your true intentions.

well its better I edit that part since none of you understand what I meant

edwife:


Well some women in their late forties or so might have the same desire to have a child without any attachment to the father.

Your best bet will be a dating site.I doubt any young lady will embark on such knowing fully well you might never be in the kid life.

thanks a lot,person in late 40s never enter menopause?Lol

But on a serious note,I thought there are some tribes who don't give a damn about having a child at home,I even heard that in some places its almost shameful not to have a child @ home, those places is what am asking for

In addition,I also have qualities am looking for,not in character but in looks