₦airaland Forum

Jacksparrow7:
Men should stop asking for sex.

why

kizy59:
mehn......I dey mind my business for church

many of those people you see minding their business like you are doing some things in secret

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
I know that feeling.

Believe it or not I have banged the choir mistress of one of the biggest churches in Nigeria

we need gist

ReluctantAdult:


I once caressed a girl's fingers while we held hands to pray in my room. I never closed my eyes for once as I was looking at her pretty face with the most lustful of eyes.

She finished praying, opened her eyes and met mine...I made a move to kiss her...she responded and the rest they say...is history.

Too many incidents...hmmm

abeg give us gist

like I always say that born again pv$$y is my Fetish, just like some people have Fetish for married women, some have for under aged girls, some are for older women, mine is born again sisters,or should I say "sisters in the church"

I've been pushing for this particular one that comes to my church newly, we've been chatting on whatsapp about things of God, till I took the bold step yesterday's evening to go dirty in our chat

to my greatest surprise (am not surprised though because I've been doing this) she responded, we chatted unimaginable things and moved to phone call and went weird

sincerely speaking, church girls are dying of konji, we met in church today and acted like nothing happened, while inside church, I sent her whatsapp msg about her hips and how my d1ck is yawning for her, she replied that I should hold it till after service

since then, she's been the one pushing to come to my house, my cousin stays with me for now, and she's in the same church, she'll know the girl if she comes, and nobody knew that I'm a rotten baddoo because I'm a known brother in the church, so that's why I don't want her to come

we've rescheduled our fvcck appointment to take place in a hotel on Wednesday, on Wednesday I'll open that pant to see what's inside

I inquired and she doesn't know what is nairaland and I'm untraceable here, no Pic, no church name nor my city location, so we are safe

church girls are the easiest to lay, they are dying of konji because many people avoid them thinking they'll embarrass them for making sex advances on them

Elixirsblog:
it's when one is old one would see the real importance of marriage

let's get old first

Pmedia7787:
Man ,just shot up and live live according to real principles as seen in the world...

not comprehensive at all, read what you wrote, edit it and post, I don't have interpreter

Pmedia7787:
So what are you doing in the church.. What does it mean to be born again..you need to grow...cos ,you are lost

Mr man, you are blind to ask me what am doing in the church, do you think that upto 10% people in your church are born again?

why won't you ask the ones who are not born again what they are doing in the church

incase you don't know, I'm in the church because my father was an elder in the church and we are brought up in the church

so I was just filling a space

Anigreat:






We stupidly priotize marriage in this part of the world, to us here, marriage is do or die affair. Useless archaic mentality.


You can make your choice, don't allow anyone or the society to force you into something your spirit is going contrary to.

God bless you sir, word of encouragement

you know, the way they make it sound eehh, some are even saying to me things like... on your wedding dey I go do this and I go do that, without even knowing that the bros get different mindset, the bros dey plan bone marriage forever

Pmedia7787:
Its now very easy to have upside down thought process

Kids outside marriage

Fucking conts for free without commitment

No..you are only wasting your time in church ..as the work of God Himself is done in fellowship with him
Its actually a love relationship to worship God... You can't serve God for real and have this thought raving your mind till the extent of putting it here on nairaland

are you sure you can read or you read but can't understand, did I mention born again anywhere in the post?

I said I have a post in the church, I didn't say I'm a born again, incase you don't know, over 70% of people in the church are not born again

family, relatives, friends and society at large expects everyone to marry when it's due, but the truth is that I don't desire marriage

I want to live single and have children, does anyone have this same mindset? has anyone ever done it? how did it go? were you accepted?

how can I achieve this, couple with the fact that I have a post in the church

Cakhama:
You're lucky.

how

Kobicove:
Maybe she's a heamaphrodite

what's that

I met this girl few weeks ago through a friend, we became friends, I wanted it sexually but she kept telling me that she has something about her that scares uninformed men away

she said her vagina looks different, I told her that I've seen such before, we laughed over it, she visited me today, as things were going on via pre-intimacy, I undressed her and saw a penis kinda thing below, the clitoris is longer than a normal clit I've been seeing, out of fear my erection was lost, she felt bad but I cant help it

I've not seen such thing before, anyone with such experience?

Nigerian girls are useless, all of them

Folabifreeman:
Victor AD dey huzzle oo!! If we no make money wetin we gain oooo!!

HOW MUCH WAS HE PAID FOR THIS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO??

you mean tb Joshua would pay Victor ad to make him(tb Joshua) popular?

you are the biggest fool in nairaland

extol1:
please stop this nonsense

so you don't know that Nigerian girls are useless, all of them

and they still end up in bed with brothers and pastors

Nigerian girls are useless, all of them

Mywd:
Drunk driving no be carelessness?? Abi u be illiterate from ghetto??... Mumu

there's no drunk statement in that article, read it again

SmartProf:
Pure love...at this point, big brother should just ask the remaining housemates to do a closing prayer, share the grace in fellowship, and declare Laycon the winner. Laycon, pls in all you do don't end up like Efe.

is it true that efe is now broke?

women don't forgive heartbreak easily

Eberechiru:
I don’t think that’s the case really, the mind is very curious and somehow craves a rush often times , the new guy gives her that rush and that mystery that all her mind want is to unravel him, So she interpretes it to love and uncontrollable urge plus she is still young and tend to be very curious at that stage. So ladies and gentlemen our dearly would soon satisfy the crave, see there is nothing to it and feel so empty once she is done. I hope your boyfriends forgives you.

you hope her boyfriend forgives her as if she belongs to him

people should understand that marriage is the only time sleeping with someone else is cheating

op, you don't owe your boyfriend any fidelity till he marries you

millionboi2:
is like u are suffering memory loss too and not just unintelligent,.....read my 1st post u quote to reset ur brain.

it's now I even noticed your moniker, I don't argue with kids

grow up

millionboi2:
and u wrote that crap?

I don't think u know the meaning of intelligence?

go through our mentions and see who's fooling himself, did I criticize rich guys in my post? I only told a story of one broke dude getting girls and you are already jealous because you hear about someone doing what you only wish for

oboy go and sleep, we are not in the same league, you are way too below

millionboi2:
you wrote like a kid

You one of the disadvantages of social media

i could be a kid who has more sense than you, you are just unintelligent

millionboi2:
God bless u

Sense is far from OP
He is either a kid or ignorance to have written this.

He doesn't know that dos type are d ones u got to know thy are prostitutes after tie knot with them.

you are a great fool who can not read or read but can't understand, I told a story of what's happening that I witnessed and you are here vomiting rubbish

it's like you are one of those guys using money to console themselves while broke niggaz keep fvcking for free

talktrue1234:
Hmm yes a broke guy stand the chance of getting girls very well, infact if you are an average guy and you look good, happy and fun to be with you won't have issues with women as far as I know.

That means you won't even be intimidating girls with your success.

You just have to FAKE IT a little

Some time give them the impression that you are smart and you have a million dollar dream that will work out soon(when I was in school I have friends that does this very well)

It's just a matter of how well you can disconnect yourself from your reality, live a carefree life and sure you will get the girls.

The solid truth is most guys are aware of their responsibilities and are disturb by the fear of failure to the extent that this fear end up disconnecting them from the social world they belong. And as far as you are disconnected from your social world you can't get the woman you really want.

And again the society has successfully tied the value of a man to how successful (mostly financially) he is(thanks to capitalism), so if a man is broke he will totally have issues flowing well in the social world. That's why you see guys living fake life just to be accepted.

So if you can easily disconnect yourself from the reality that your bad financial situation subject you to, you won't have issues getting woman.
That's why you see kids finding it easier to date and ask a girl out than adults full of responsibilities.

The best advice I will just give to any man is, if you have financial issues face them squarely, it's really important this is a capitalist world and woman can still find it easy somehow than guy(Don ask me how, I am tired of typing). Don't leave your problems because you want to satisfy yourself for today!!!

well said

in nairaland, almost all the guys screams money money money, more money and more... is what you need to get the girls

there's this plumber in the compound, this guy is just average in looks and very broke, compound people are tired of separating fights for women fighting over him

the one that happened this morning pushed me to open this thread, one spent the night with him and the other one came this morning to eject the first one, they had serious confrontations which led to a fight

the guy in question pushed 2 of them outside and closed his door, and there's a rumor that bringing different women to the house Is the reason his uncle he was staying with ejected him

mind you, this girls are not prostitutes, and they are the ones doing the spending on him, as we hear one of them saying after all she did for him

since almost all the guys here believe you need money to have girls running after you, what about the broke guys getting them girls

because almost each of every one of you know a certain broke guy that gets the girls

some serious smooching last night, we have a serious appointment today with a good venue, this is awesome

born again pussy is the best, my heart is beating faster, knowing that am about to eat a forbidden fruit

what a sweet sin

ZINIBANKS:
I know you're lieing but it's OK I really enjoyed it

what makes u think he is lying?are you saying things like that does not happen?