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Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by DrAkpamudehe: 1:04am On May 06
Cousin9999:


Overstaying a visa is not wickedness. What oyinbos did and still do to native Australians is wickedness. Neocolonialism forcing Nigerians to overstay somewhere is wickedness.

Which Nigerian actually wants to live in oyinbo countries? They want to leave the conditions neocolonialism creates.

You go explain tire
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DrAkpamudehe: 10:16pm On May 05
sammiewrite:
If their target is taxation like you mentioned, they won't be getting shishi from me. I would rather relocate and pay my taxes to the government of another country that is deserving of it.
Say I'm not patriotic, well, I don't care. Currently, I fuel my gen, sink borehole, pay for local security, pay health bills running into hundreds of thousands, contribute to buy transformer for my community, etc. I'm also into crypto full-time because the Nigerian government refuses to create jobs nor create enabling environment for companies that will employ me. These amenities and benefits are what the citizens of other countries get for paying their taxes but this is not the case with Nigeria. Nigerian government will prefer to use the taxes of its citizens for subsidising useless things like religious pilgrimage. Also, I won't trust my taxes to a government that will release a corrupt governor that embezzled its citizens taxes (Jolly Nyame) or allow corrupt government officials to live off my sweat (another case in point is that Buhari's accountant General that was reported to have stole billions but that was never invited or prosecuted to date. Another one is Yahaya Bello).

Except U move it to countries like Seychelles and Mauritius, it's still better U pay tax in Nigeria because it is way cheaper than paying tax in developed countries

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TV/Movies / Re: An Oyibo Encounters Agberos While Filming Content In Lagos Island by DrAkpamudehe: 9:15pm On May 05
Godwin4444:
All I see is igbo tears

NB…..it baffles me when I see igbo people calling others cowards

The same people that had ojukwu who ran away disguised as an old woman

The same people who had nnamdiot Kanu now eating watery beans with pride for over 3 years

What about Simon Ekpa?

But they believe others are d coward

All you can see in truth is the wretchedness of your people. But unfortunately, as agbado done clog your brain, na ibo people wey even give the man good impression about Nigeria, you want transfer your frustrations to
Politics / Re: Atiku Links Lagos-calabar Coastal Highway To Tinubu, Chagoury Business Relations by DrAkpamudehe: 9:05pm On May 05
Coolestguy2023:
Na so this clown go wail for 8 years. Be like say him and gbajue planned the wailing

Tinubu has lost the whole north and eastern votes. I wonder where the 8yrs will come from. Unfortunately, agbados can't think because agbado has clogged their brains
Crime / Re: Rights Violation: Delta Court Fines Kenneth Gbagi N1m For Torturing Hotel Staff by DrAkpamudehe: 9:52am On May 05
Na wa o. The man done die o
Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by DrAkpamudehe: 8:27am On May 05
jaxxy:
Cheating in marriage is completely unacceptable. U must know and accept this from the day u propose.

Sow all ur wild oats b4 then if u must and close that chapter for good if u are ready and serious about marriage.

u fumbled and must make amends, start by calling ur family, inlaws etc and apologise for ur misbehaviour let them speak to ur wife on ur behalf then try to speak with her.

Boredom is not a reason to cheat.


If O.P's wife was servicing him properly, he wouldn't have the strength or even any reason to stray outside for external pussy. Cheating is acceptable in marriage when your partner decides to be stuupid
Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by DrAkpamudehe: 8:22am On May 05
lacasera14:
It'll take the grace of God to restore your marriage. But your wife was too fast to involved the entire family. She may regret it later. This something she should have dealt with you privately. Even if she forgives you, her family may not. Marry wise women.

What does he need her family's forgiveness for? Are they feeding him ? They can furcking go to hell. O.P is free to marry another wife. Qed
Politics / Re: VIDEO Of Deported Osun Refugees From Lagos by DrAkpamudehe: 1:55am On May 05
Am sure the deportees are among nairaland agbado urchins claiming ownership of Lagos. Smelly group of people

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Govt Deports Osun State Indigenes Back To Osun State by DrAkpamudehe: 1:50am On May 05
Am sure the deportees are among nairaland urchins claiming ownership of Lagos. Smelly group of people

Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by DrAkpamudehe: 1:23pm On May 04
Simply marry another wife.
Simp

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Travel / Re: Flight Delays: Mary Njoku Cries Out To Keyamo by DrAkpamudehe: 1:19pm On May 04
Truthsandtrusts:









flight delayed you nor know say weather rough this period abi you want plane crash....if God is saving us we don't know, God can delay your Trip to avoid clash and death ....nor let prick business take your soul

What is this thing saying?
Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni's 8 Questions About The Coastal Road Project. by DrAkpamudehe: 11:48am On May 04
helinues:




All those places Nigerians have been travelling to and enjoy such kind of coastal road projects, how have they been doing it that we can't replicate same in Nigeria?

Inability to think is a major problem most agbadorians have .

Agbado and tribalism done finish this one brain completely

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Politics / Re: The Collapse Of The North And Lagos Instability by DrAkpamudehe: 10:01am On May 04
tysontim:
Lagos is difficult to leave especially now Tinubu is the president. Expect more federal infrastructure to favour lagos

Tell the baastard to go and develop iragbiji. That is his real place of origin,not lagos
Business / Re: Opay, Palmpay, Others Warn Customers Against Crypto Trading by DrAkpamudehe: 9:11am On May 04
Agbadoism politics at its best
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists 'The Wealthiest People In Nigeria In 1965' by DrAkpamudehe: 8:58am On May 04
Idaytesj29:


The coward tantrum is stale. A "coward" is facking you is the presidency, and he will do it for the next 8 years and there is nothing your bravery can do about it. When he is done he will hand over to a Fulani, who will give you a even harder Bleep with excess dose of cow violence. Your Agulu 3rd class fraud and failure will contest presidential elections in all Political parties till he meets his God. You don't know anything and you think you know it all. Those cowards will teach you respect and decorum by force.

You are not GOD....ozuoo
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists 'The Wealthiest People In Nigeria In 1965' by DrAkpamudehe: 9:51pm On May 03
Idaytesj29:


Even more interesting is the fact that the region that self arrogate all the nigerian billionaires to their region alone, actually has the least billionaires in number in our history and probably now too. Just loudness waa waa waa nothing else.

Call the region with your full barren chest. Don't be a coward like your people
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Condemns Demolition Of Properties Worth N11 Billion By FCT Admin by DrAkpamudehe: 9:44pm On May 03
LegendHero:


That’s why no Igbo is on the top 10 richest.

Even the 1965 Time magazine richest Nigerian list was dominated by the Yorubas so we all know who is rich in real life and who is rich on “social media”.

Iwanyawu the peeg won’t be the one to tell us the rich and poor, we know that ourselves.

There are only 2 Yoruba people in Forbes list, while the remaining 99.99% are poor and doing owo mi da, and then the Igbos who have none of them on Forbes list have the biggest spread of wealth in Nigeria and the largest middle class in Nigeria.

So who is superior?

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Politics / Re: SE Have Gas What Does SW Have by DrAkpamudehe: 1:34pm On May 03
They have nothing apart from lagos

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Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by DrAkpamudehe: 1:26pm On May 03
gtown:
If he had succeeded, he would have come home and started bragging that they are the richest tribe in Nigeria. He would have invested the ill-gotten money in one unauthorized place and when the government plans to remove him, his people would cry envy just to continue amplifying the victim mentality syndrome they have been carrying since time immemorial.

Is it that agbadorians are so blind with tribalism that they can't read properly? Your fellow agbadorian is listed as his associate. What do you have to say about that? Spits on your smelly bald head.

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Politics / Re: Why Can't We Have A Rail System Moving From Lagos To Southeast And Southsouth? by DrAkpamudehe: 12:48pm On May 03
ottersberger:


Let me state this again, in the sum of Nigeria's tribal composition, Yoruba is tribalism personified and nepotistic. This group is the most selfish, visibly inferiority complex ridden and antagonistic.

No wonder, their vodoo na first class.

A lot of our fathers and some of us who were already adults by the 80s invested in Lagos simply because it was a federal capital territory. After the capital was moved to Abuja, my father and quite a lot of Igbo men of his generation shed tears of regret as they wouldnt have invested in a yoruba enclave if they knew that Lagos would lose its federal status. Their wickedness and tribalism is beyond redemption

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Politics / Re: Why Can't We Have A Rail System Moving From Lagos To Southeast And Southsouth? by DrAkpamudehe: 12:22pm On May 03
And these are the same idiotic agbado tribe that will cry of racism when they go abroad and are competing with the whites.

Between agbado people and the white man, I doubt if the white man's racism is 5% near that of the agbadorian tribe.

Agbadorian tribe racism is demonic from the pit of hell

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Celebrities / Re: Happy 45th Birthday To Genevieve Nnaji by DrAkpamudehe: 9:30am On May 03
Wasted youth. No husband, no pekin. Shame
Politics / Re: Economic Importance Of Lagos Calabar Coastal High Way by DrAkpamudehe: 1:19am On May 02
duality:


Of course you didn't get it.

Even if this road is to be constructed, it's only between VI and Ibeju Lekki. Nothing more.

This is the truth. IF IT'S GOING TO BE CONSTRUCTED INDEED.

U r smart, but it will get to Epe, and the rest will be abandoned. Na the money wey remain, Tinubu go use recover wetin he spend on election and settle his cronies
Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by DrAkpamudehe: 11:58pm On May 01
Valwezzy:
I have said this before and I’ll say it again, wunmi already knows the kid is Mohbad’s son but for some reason, she’s just playing this delay and stupid script to keep being in the news and staying relevant.

Secondly, to garner sympathy from feminists and other sympathizers.

Also, by the time the result proves the kid is mohbad’s, she would be seen as a martyr, probably bag different endorsements deals (Don’t ask me how na Naija we dey — Anything goes).

Lastly, those who called her out will be forced to swallow their pride and apologize — feminists and her supporters will have a filled day dragging and cussing those who called her out to get the test done.

Relax and enjoy while the story unfolds…

Remove the cotton wool wey full your brain
Politics / Re: BRACED Commission: South South Govs Should Focus On Entrepreneurship - Siasia by DrAkpamudehe: 1:41pm On May 01
Akinpresident:


Enwe eji achu aja.
Onye kpoputara gi na cage?

Nkita la cha gi anya. Ibu uchu
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DrAkpamudehe: 11:46am On May 01
Arrant nonsense.
What is this one even writing?

You think this thread is for tales by moonlight stories? Abi you be Jimi Solanke pekin?


GovernmentAgent:
This story is an analogy of the scam called cryptocurrency

Monkey story
Once upon a time, a rich man from the city arrived in a village. He announced to the villagers that he would buy Monkeys for $100 each.

The villagers were very happy, after all there were hundreds of Monkeys in a nearby forest.


They caught the Monkeys and got them to the rich man. He bought hundreds of Monkeys and paid $100 for every Monkey the villagers gave him.

They began to make a living out of getting Monkeys from the forest and selling it to the rich man.

Soon, the forest began to run out of monkeys that were easy to catch.

Sensing this, the rich man offers $200 for every monkey. The villagers were ecstatic.

They went back to the forest, set up traps and caught the monkeys and got them to the rich man.

A few days later, the rich man announced he would pay $300 per monkey.

The villagers began climbing trees and risking their lives to catch monkeys and get them to the rich man – who bought them all.

There were no Monkeys left in the forest!

One day, the rich man announced he would like to buy more monkeys – this time for $800 each.

The villagers couldn’t believe this. They were desperately trying to get more monkeys..

Meanwhile, the rich man said he had to go back to the city on some business work and until he returns his manager would deal on his behalf.

Once he left, the villagers were unhappy. They were making quick and easy money from selling monkeys, but the forest no longer had monkeys.

This is when the manager of the rich man stepped in.

He made an offer the villagers could not refuse.

Pointing out to all the monkeys that the rich man had caged. He told the villagers he would sell the monkeys for $400 each.

“Sell them back to the rich man at $800 each when he comes back” the manager said.

The villagers were over the moon. Buy for 400 and sell for 800 in few days. They had just found the easiest way to double their money.

The villagers collected all their savings and even borrowed money.

There were long queues and within a few hours, almost all the monkeys were sold out.

Unfortunately, their happiness did not last long, as the manager went missing the next day and the rich man never came back.

Many villagers kept the monkeys with them, hoping the rich man would come back. But soon, they lost hope and had to let the monkeys back into the forest as feeding and taking care of the noisy monkeys became extremely difficult.
Politics / Re: BRACED Commission: South South Govs Should Focus On Entrepreneurship - Siasia by DrAkpamudehe: 8:15am On May 01
Akinpresident:


It's not just a show of shame exposing your ignorance in the internet, it also shows you have signs of anticipatory imbecility.
Who taught you that PH and Asaba are SE cities? I curse anyone who blessed you with such horrendous ignorance and illiteracy.

To even x-ray your nescience, mention one city from SE that beats Akwa Ibom in infrastructure. None.
And same goes with Rivers, Cross River and Delta. No SE state comes close to the kind of investment these people have done in their states. You're here claiming cities from another man's state as your own, why don't you go there and shout it?

The problem with you empty no-gooders is not just that you're senile or puerile, but the fact that you don't know when to exercise your daftness and learn. You jump into threads like a fool exhibiting unfettered idiocy and asininity maligned with lofty ludicrousness that breeds shame on anyone who invested in your education.

Don't ever in your life quote me again before ekwensu akpoo gi na ndi village unu oku. Olukwu Aba. Ngwere nwuru anwu eji eme manure.

You are M*A*D. Otolo ba bu o gi, ba bu o nne gi na na gi.
Politics / Re: BRACED Commission: South South Govs Should Focus On Entrepreneurship - Siasia by DrAkpamudehe: 10:28pm On Apr 30
Akinpresident:
Who told this one that South East has gone past South South?
I don't like nonsense.

SE is not anywhere close to SS in terms of infrastructure. They're also not comparable in terms of socio-economic development.
SS is way ahead. SE leaders are just playing and licking their hands.


Agbadorian always talking with their anus. Pls name one south south city more developed than enugu, owerri and Aba, apart from Portharcourt (Igweocha) which is an igbo(Ikwerre) city) Asaba also igbo ? It will never be well with you if you don't respond with facts

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Religion / Re: Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel Returns To Church With Eye Patch After Knife Attack by DrAkpamudehe: 12:29pm On Apr 30
xtivin:
Freedom of Speech (yes) but Freedom After Speech ? grin

Mugu

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