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war-film episode 3 Don finish, hope na season finale be dat, see as them come De form love... No gay things for my tv oh, **chew popcorn ** tslimpez you still De watch? These guys are sweet entertainers.. .

My shout out goes to tslimpez, my crush, I never knew you were in da house.

Come join me sidon for this mat chop popcorn, I have chinchin too, as we watch the drama unfolding here,

Where is that guy that told me some days ago to throw my popcorn away as I won't be entertained? I am having fun than I anticipated. Let the duel continue, and may the best team winwin[ ;Dhr]

sodiqyinka:
Look here dude, you are so disrespectful. Anything manners no dey your dictionary. You are such a dumb, shameful punk-ass i.d.i.o.t. You think you can come on here and talk anyhow because you've gone to Malaysia to sell one of ur kidneys? Many people didnt pay cos they see no nid to. How much do you have? I should remind you that your life-span was cut short after the sale of that kidney n it will be tremendous for you to just focus on productive things from now on. Leave something for d family before ur gone. I know you will attack me. I'll read them. Patiently waiting.

Sodiqyinka you Don fall my hand oh, after you trash that babe some days back and she sincerely apologized, you felt so bad afterwards, I thought you will show these guys maturity, please no further exchange of words from you, people are looking up to you. Cheers

sodiqyinka:
See threat

Chai sodiq you be role model oh, see as your fans De copy your fighting skills, abeg tell them make them copy your peaceful and liberal skills too,

Chai, boiz De yab oh, you guys should remind me never to cross your paths, I am cracking my ribs here, lol

Nysc De win this battle oh, where those pcm's wey say if dem pay 4k make their rice no Don abeg raise your hands like this \0/ let's see you. Kai una been fire us wey pay early like say we no sabi book before we pay, now see as dem De rush go pay, naija I love my country...

Chai I still sidon for my mat De enjoy see as fellow pcm De throway worded punches,
There is no degree of insult you would hand to me that I won't transform to a joke,

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u
a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks with
my money
again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I
dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring
money come make we drink beerat.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny
at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always have each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

sodiqyinka:
Bro, i'd advise you go to Enugu... Lagos is mad if you aint got plans. Cheers

Thanks Bro. I have people in both places, someone told me I will have better opportunities in lagos, I don't mind the hustle,

princetunex:
I didn't pay shishi bt I can't stop checking my mail. I wonder wat I'm looking for there?

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Guy you suppose go make money with your comedy, had a good laugh

Please I have an option to serve in enugu or lagos state, so I want to ask this honorable house to advice me which to choose

And please guys after the duel between #teamIpaid vs #teamInoGoPay ends, you should take cue from sodiq and his new found friend funke, how they fought and resolved amicably, friction is bound to happen, but how we manage it after, matters.

So I lay my mat here with pop corn to watch the duel, may the best team win .

suyamasta:
LWKMD if to say u knw wetin d suya mean u no go talk like dat!

Lol I think I have an idea now, please tell me it's not what I am thinking, chai there is god oh, oya tell me what the suya means

hawdi:
Well, we get your point. The 4k has its advantage(s), but writing up call-up number ain't one. I don't necessarily have to go down to wherever my school is before I get my call-up number; anybody present in school can do for me...and as for the call-up letter, I can do once the statement of result/ID card are ready, by that, we'll prolly be on the same level. Thank God NYSC didn't promise you your schools will mail to you your statement of results and ID cards.

Well I am not forcing anyone to pay the 4k oh, just saying I am enjoying the benefits, also remember nysc will want to justify the 4k and favour those who paid so as to make further registration compulsory in future without opposition, our set is more or less guinea pigs for this experiment, better to be on a safer side.

Thinking of it, you travel to school to check to confirm if you are mobilized. copy out your call up number and return home, then on the 28 you travel to school again to collect call up letter, few days before posting, imagine you school in kano and you are posted to lagos, the journey has just began, it's better I paid the 4k oh, someone told me with this online registration we may not need to finish clearance and collect statement of result before camp, since they have everything to authenticate us, which will make things faster on first day in camp, I don't know how true sha, master sodiq should help us confirm.
.... although nysc extorted us but for me it's worth the risk.

I just got my call up number now too, when I paid he 4k some people said it was waste of money, my guys that didn't pay is now getting frustrated, he is asking if he pays tomorrow can he still get his call up via text message. I don't have an answer for him so if anyone can help me with an answer to give him,. Lagos here I come.

So how are they sharing the call up numbers? Since some have gotten while we that paid haven't seen any text or email, and I thought it's next week we will be notified. Abeg if e get wetin una do extra, make una share for us oh. Any josite Don get?

sdot4:
when did u finish ?? finished from CS

I graduated with the 2014 set, but I m not with their set had a spill, just finished my spill courses,

suyamasta:
Mr Drakula abeg no bite anybody for here o, if u hav done d online reg u will be notified from d 15th if u have been mobilized or not

Suyamasta its your suya I am aiming to bite oh, not any other person, thanks anyway, surrender the suya, problem solved

wordsplay:
Great Josite! Nice having another josite in the house. U are welcome to the family. Pls do the needful, tell the house your name.
Heineken
Taiye4Christ
Nosky4
Emeka51
These are all great josites. Unijos submitted her masterlist

Well am glad to know josites are here, was scared I will be alone, drakula is my handle name, so will uj bring out a list so we can confirm our placement for this batch?

Am glad to see how everyone on this forum is cooperative and open, that's how Nigeria should be, keep up with the good work, am a graduate of unijos, studied maths, hoping to be on the C14 TRAIN, any great josites in the house? I need to find out if uj finally submitted the master list before the deadline. Thanks

Am glade to see how everyone on this forum is cooperative and open, that's how Nigeria should be, keep up with the good work, am a graduate of unijos, studied maths, hoping to be on the C14 TRAIN, any great josites in the house? I need to find out if uj finally submitted the master list before the deadline. Thanks