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Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by Dranoid: 8:38pm On Jun 25, 2018
SammieJayh:
Hello bro, it's been long I heard from you.

How did the CUSAS go? Yh...43 should be good enough.

The admission list has had me on edge.
I'm expecting it between wednesday and July tho since resumption is in August.
Me too!! I'm a bit jittery sef.

August!?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by Dranoid: 6:26pm On Jun 25, 2018
HigherEd:
wow I'm sure you would get in..
Thanks!!! I hope so too
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by Dranoid: 6:20pm On Jun 25, 2018
HigherEd:
Keeping with last year the list should come in on late August or early September.
You had a nice score. What was your jamb score? And which course did you applied for?
My jamb was 284, I applied for computer science
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by Dranoid: 2:12pm On Jun 24, 2018
SammieJayh:
Ok bro...I'm here if you need any help.
Hey bro, it's been a while.

I did my CUSAS yesterday tho, I had 43, I hope it's good enough
What was your CUSAS score?


HigherEd please when do you think that they will release the admission list?
RomanceRe: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Dranoid: 7:15pm On Jun 21, 2018
The comments are lit grin





For me it's anytime I'm feeling sleepy while doing something e.g maybe when the lecturer is teaching and I'm dozing he will just start standing or if I'm in the office during a boring meeting(holidays) and I'm dozing and sometimes randomly too
PhonesRe: 9 Ways You Are Accidentally Damaging Your Smart Phone by Dranoid: 12:58pm On Jun 21, 2018
Psoul:
Ur phone cannot overheat due to leaving it plugged in after reaching 100%.

It was not called smartphone for fun. Once it reaches 100%, the phone communicates to the charger and the current supply will stop. This is why u need to use original charger.
The only effect of leaving ur device connected long after fully charged may be the risk of overworking ur charger. This may weaken the performance of the charger or may even get burnt.
Ohh, thanks, I never knew
PhonesRe: 9 Ways You Are Accidentally Damaging Your Smart Phone by Dranoid: 8:11pm On Jun 20, 2018
MistadeRegal:
I've left my phones to charge overnight and none of them overheated.
maybe not in all cases sha
LiteratureRe: Theblessedman Wins June 5k Literature Award by Dranoid: 8:01pm On Jun 20, 2018
TheBlessedMan
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PhonesRe: 9 Ways You Are Accidentally Damaging Your Smart Phone by Dranoid: 7:55pm On Jun 20, 2018
MistadeRegal:
angry
The charging stuff is not true.
He said overheat not weaken battery life
EducationRe: Why Do People Say "SORRY" Instead Of "EXCUSE ME'' When They Needs Your Attention by Dranoid: 7:34pm On Jun 20, 2018
Sistar:
Am sorry could you excuse me

Am sorry means sorry for the inconviences

Am.sorry could you repeat yourself

Am sorry i didnt get that clearly

Am.sorry did you just say his mad.

I beg your pardon? Im sorry come again excuse me is a synonyms.

Nothing wrong with replacing sorry with excuse

Pls if you no.sabi grammar carry your dicko and stop this belittling of the female sex
1. It's, I'm sorry not am sorry nor im sorry, he's not his, inconveniences not inconviences.

2. @first bolded part, I was shook when I read that shii aswr grin

3. @second bolded part, I don't think you are one to determine whether someone 'sabis' grammar or not and if your comprehension skills are 1/4 of what they should be, you'll know that OP was not belittling the female sex.


@Untainted007 I think it's just not to come off as rude.

Sometimes sef when I catch myself saying sorry then I say excuse me instead I almost always subconsciously add sorry to itgrin

Like

"Sor..... Excuse me, sorrygrin can I pick that up?"

I try to change tho. Then there's the thing that Nigerians are generally 'too' respectful
PoliticsThis Is Nigeria by Dranoid(op):
So I saw this WhatsApp BC message and decided to share it because it's a reminder that no matter how bad whatever we are facing as a nation is, we have our Good sides

A Russian saw me in my office and said where are you from , i said am from the greatest country in the world.He looked at me with a very strange look and said let me guess u are from Nigeria , i said yes. Out of curiosity he said considering whats happening in your country now why would you say shes the best in the world and i asked him to sit down and let me tell him what he and most people dont not know about Great Nigeria and i told him these.......

1. Are you aware that all over the world Nigerians are setting the pace and becoming the standard by
which others measure themselves? Do you know??

2. In the US, Nigerians are the most educated immigrant community. Type it into Google and you’ll see it. Not one of the most educated, the most educated.

3. 60% of Nigerians in the US have college degrees. This is far above the American national average of 30%.

4. Nigerians in US are one of the highest earners, typically
earning 25% more than the median US income of $53k.
5. In Ivy League schools in Europe and America, Nigerians routinely outperform their peers from other nations.

6. A Nigerian family, The Imafidon family, have officially been named the smartest family in the UK.
7. The designer of the famous car, Chevrolet Volt, Jelani Aliyu, is a super
talented Nigerian from Sokoto State.

8. The World’s fastest supercomputer was designed by a world renowned inventor and scientist, Philip Emeagwali, a full-blown Nigerian whose pat ency was awarded in 2015. This means Nigeria has the pat ency to the world’s fastest computer: a Nigerian.

9. The wealthiest Black man and woman on earth are
Nigerians, Aliko Dangote and Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. Both have no trace of criminal record of any kind.

10. South Africa couldn’t have ended apartheid & achieved Black rule if not for
the leadership role Nigeria played.

11. Of the 3 South African Presidents who ruled after apartheid, two of them once
lived in Nigeria under asylum. Both Nelson Mandela (60s) and Thabo Mbeki (70s) lived in Nigeria before becoming President
of South Africa.
We gave financial support, human support, boycotted an Olympics and our politicians, musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.

12. Nigeria spent over $3 Billion and lost hundreds of soldiers to end the wars in both Liberia and Sierra
Leone which the world ignored because they have no oil.

13. When there was a coup in São Tomé and Príncipe in 2003, Nigeria restored the
elected President back to power.

14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Benin kingdom
had street lights fueled by palm oil.

15. 500 years ago, Benin casted metal alloys to create magnificent art including the world famous Queen Ida Mask.

16. Amina was a warrior queen who ruled Zaria Emirate in Kaduna state,
Northwestern Nigeria 400 years ago in 1610. Google and see what she means to
Africa.

17. We gave monetary gifts to Ireland during our oil boom and
built a statue for France free of charge. We are not poor blacks. Nigeria is rich and don’t be lied to.

18. The first television station in Africa was NTA Ibadan (1960) long before
Ireland has their RTE station.........

Wherever you look in this great country, Nigeria, heroes abound both now and in our recent and ancient past. If all you do is listen to mainstream Western media, you’ll not get the full & true picture of your Nigerian heritage.
Do not listen to any leader who says Nigerians are criminals, no matter who he
is, or his height and position.
We’re not a nation of scammers, drugs & corruption, but a people with a verifiable track record of greatness........

Here is what CNN, BBC, Aljezeera and western media will not tell you about Nigerians:

19. On the 7th of May, 2016 at Howard University in Washington D.C history was
made. Out of 96 graduating Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, 43 of them were
Nigerians and out of 27 awards given, 16 went to Nigerians. The entire world still envies our uniqueness as a NATION, living together despite our ethnic diversity. One single country with over 400 languages. They will only tell you how Nigerians are scammers and cheats, how Nigerians are into drugs overseas. If you don’t blow your trumpet, no one will blow it for you.

VIVA NAIJA!!!

20. There are over 180,000,000 Nigerians world over and only about 250,000 of this figure have traceable criminal records. This is about 0.14% of our entire national population in the last 20 years: nothing close to 1%. Shame on global
media.
21. Nigeria took care of Ebola with no help from other countries. US have send delegates to Nigeria to know how we did it with our own resources.

Listen Nigeria, don't let anybody woo you into believing that you are a criminal just because you are a Nigerian.
Nigerians are NOT criminals. You are NOT a criminal.
You are topnotch; second to none around the world.
I am proud am created a Nigerian, thank you God. Be proud of Nigeria wherever you go. Take out your Passport with pride. He couldnt talk and just walked away. Am proud to be a Nigerian and be from that country.... God bless Federal Republic Of Great Nigeria.

Be proud of your country like I do.

Please Continue Sharing This....Until all Nigerians see it!
Pasted as received. Thanks
Nigeria has the good, the bad, the beautiful and the ugly.

Mynd44 do you remember what you said about us portraying them in the light we want to see them in
SportsRe: Patrice Evra: "Why Nobody Should Go To Cristiano Ronaldo’s House To Eat" by Dranoid: 8:01am On Jun 20, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked





World best spain nearly flogged in world cup , if not for penalty and free kick.



The REAL GOAT i know is Leo Messi.
Bruh, listen to yourself; "World best(human), Spain(a whole team of star players) nearly flogged in world cup , if not for penalty and free kick."


The Leo Messi that you are shouting about also had the same penalty chance and what happenedhuh
He is not even interested in who is GOAT or not so who send you beans to pick?


Stop comparing these people, just enjoy the fact that they are both around.

I'm a Messi fan tho
CelebritiesRe: This Is Nigeria’: MURIC Takes Battle Against Falz To CAN by Dranoid: 6:09am On Jun 20, 2018
Cc: HigherEd CodeTemplar
SportsRe: Leon Balogun: "A Witch Led Me To Play For Nigeria" by Dranoid: 10:25pm On Jun 19, 2018
" my dad would try to translate for us. He had never taken me to Nigeria, for reasons he didn’t make clear to me, and I only ever saw photos of my grandma.”

This part got me laughing grin
Village people things grin
RomanceRe: How Will You Know If A Girl Is A Virgin? by Dranoid: 7:34pm On Jun 19, 2018
Preshy561:
must you have sex with every lady you are dating ?
if she appears yellow in the morning,green in the afternoon and black at night;then,it's safe to say that she's a virgin.
You get am........Insecure peeps just full everywhere.


OP after you determine whether she is a virgin or not how much will it add to your account balancehuh Kai...SMH
LiteratureRe: Awaken: Divine Hunter by Dranoid: 3:05pm On Jun 18, 2018
It's getting more interesting with every update
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RomanceRe: (Ladies): A Girl Can Never Truly Love A Guy Until He's Chopped Her Kpekus. Why? by Dranoid: 8:47am On Jun 13, 2018
Earthbound:
Na their way, guy. Never underestimate the power of your preek, bro.
Exactly......... You get am
RomanceRe: (Ladies): A Girl Can Never Truly Love A Guy Until He's Chopped Her Kpekus. Why? by Dranoid: 8:44am On Jun 13, 2018
superemmy:
Your example is the most accurate example I've ever seen on this forum and in the real world
Lol.......... Thanks bro
RomanceRe: (Ladies): A Girl Can Never Truly Love A Guy Until He's Chopped Her Kpekus. Why? by Dranoid: 2:19am On Jun 13, 2018
youcanmakeit:
@bolded, can you throw more light on that please ??
Bruh, the example was meant to explain it but anyways.

If the guy is not the girl's type or she sees him as a pest(which is a huge turn off) but she discovered that the sex is good, she can start to love him
RomanceRe: (Ladies): A Girl Can Never Truly Love A Guy Until He's Chopped Her Kpekus. Why? by Dranoid: 1:51am On Jun 13, 2018
I think it's when the guy doesn't have any other thing than sex to offer that this happens.

Example:

Ali is not fine, he is short and his game is not so on point. Ali has been chasing binta for 9 months and when binta finally pitied him(or wanted to turn him to Maga) she f**ked him. She discovered that Ali's D game is too strong to pass up and she's hooked. But at this time Ali has already moved on, he only wanted his own share of the cake, after all, the 9 months can't comman waste like that.
LiteratureRe: Alter Ego by Dranoid: 8:10pm On Jun 12, 2018
Welcome back

Still following

Bro, I fear this your 'shortly' oooo.

Looking at the time stamps, I hope you will not take another sabbatical again
LiteratureRe: Awaken: Divine Hunter by Dranoid: 6:29am On Jun 10, 2018
Is Jake the demon? Or is he possessed?
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RomanceRe: Boyfriend Drops His ATM Card For His Girlfriend With Mathematical Equation Pin by Dranoid: 1:47am On Jun 09, 2018
grin
LiteratureRe: Tales Of A College Boy by Dranoid: 1:09am On Jun 09, 2018
@crazymerv
Bruh, I no understand this your story again sef, the updates are too far apart, the emotions are gone, everything is just blahhh, I sha hope it wouldn't continue like this.

BTW

It's nice to have you back, where have you been?
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CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Gushes Over Painting From Fan That Portrays Her As A 'Queen' by Dranoid: 3:08am On Jun 08, 2018
Am I the only one that saw genelanders?

Is she on NL?
LiteratureRe: Awaken: Divine Hunter by Dranoid: 9:35am On Jun 04, 2018
Yippee!!! Preciousbouy is back! The story is still interesting.

You didn't even mention any of us to come and continue from where you left.
LiteratureRe: The Red King by Dranoid: 7:24pm On Jun 02, 2018
Following
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Defends Linda Ikeji's Pregnancy With Biblical Backings by Dranoid: 10:48am On May 26, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
Your blindness and love for wrong things has enable tircksters like Freeze to deceive you and your kind easily. Look at the way he is convienently quoting the LAW to back Linda Ikeji and her wrong ways. That is the same LAW he is accusing Daddy GOs of using to deceive people to collect tithe from them. He is now using the same law to soothe himself cos it involves a friend of his, Linda Ikeji.

He even quoted a law of Moses in the old testament to back up his claims. We are no more under the law cos we have been bought from it with the Blood of Jesus. If the law required that a man can have sex with a woman he is betrothed to, such is now a sin in the age of grace which God gave us the moment Jesus Christ died and resurrected.

Romans 7:6

But now, by dying to what once bound us, we have been released from the law so that we serve in the new way of the Spirit, and not in the old way of the written code.



If Freeze can conveniently quote a portion of the law when it soothes him, then he should also apply the below verse to himself as he is currently sleeping with another man's wife who is not yet divorced.

Leviticus 20:10

"'If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.


Look at the way he cunning twisted the meaning of sexual immorality and called it harlotry. In his clever mind, all those that translated the Greek word to mean sexual immorality in all Bible translations are wrong, he is the only one right. And some freaks will believe him on this. grin

He even boldly claims Jesus Christ and his Disciples didn't change the Jewish marriage customs which is grounded in the LAW of Moses. If he said betrothed couples who are not yet married can have sex, then can he explain what the below verse is saying when it said ''to avoid sexual immorality, each man should have his own WIFE which means marriage, not get betrothed to have sex''?


1 Corinthians 7:2
But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband
.


The JEWISH LAW might allow betrothed couples to have sex till they get married, but we Christians are not under such laws as explained by the above verse. We are not under Judaism. We are under the law of Christ. We are Christians. Imagine how useless ladies will become if they were still under the LAW. Once a man is tired of having sex with his betrothed lady, he will just dump her and move to get betrothed to another one. That means ladies will now be passed around pretty much like what we see today. But Jesus has freed us from such archaic ways by telling us to flee from sexual immorality. The Church doesn't practice betrothal. Neither has it ever preached sex between engaged couples. It only preaches sex in marriage and that those who are not married should flee sexual immorality which is clearly premarital sex, while married couples should flee from adultery.

Hebrew 13:14

4 Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.


1 Corinthians 6:18-20

Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body


1 Thessalonians 4:3-5

For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God;


Notice how the below verse advises marriage before one can have sex if he or she cannot exercise control.

1 Corinthians 7:8-9
To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single as I am. But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
Thank you.

I really needed this

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