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SammieJayh:
How is she doing now?

Bro thanks for asking


RN she's doing fine, but
The guy raped her, told the school(classmates) that she begged him for sex so they started insulting her(they even threw stuff at her). She was beat but she pulled through sha

Again, thanks for asking

SammieJayh:
I'm an aspirant.

Nice, which course?
Also, do you know anything about their admission process because I found their website useless

Who else like me came to see the various types of combinations people have tried?

Dranoid:
Any Covenant university aspirant here?

Or anyone familiar with their admission process?

Any Covenant university aspirant here?

IntegralC:
Please oo everyone mine is writing U DID NOT REGISTER FOR THE EXAM

Don't use your email, use your registration number

funnynation:
Use only your reg number

Bro this is a lifesaver. You just cured my unwanted high BP . It's back to normal I guess "You don't have any result yet"

Soljaboi44:
jhux try checking later in the day
I heard that JAMB jhux released 1.3millions results this morning #Goodluck

Thanks, I'll go and check now

Someone should please help me.

I've been trying to check my result since Friday(I wrote on Wednesday) now and it has been telling me that "You did not register for this examination".
I thought that it was because it hadn't been uploaded or something like that, but when I checked for my cousin it was saying "You do not have any result yet". I'm becoming worried day by day because I thumbprinted to go in and also to go out, so I don't understand.
Please if you have any information that can be helpful, kindly help a brother out

They should be quick and release the results na

juanjo2:
Everything about Ghana dey make sense Dis days... when such happen for Naija here, Samsung Nigeria will just tweet... "Dear customers it has been brought to our notice that you make use of fake USB cords to charging ur mobile phones which can leads to phone burns and damage. please ensure you make use of appropriate accessories thanks."

Your head dey there jare. Idiot people

Stephen Hawking is dead

One of the world's most famous astrophysicists Stephen Hawking passed away early this morning. He was 76.

His scientific works include a collaboration with Roger Penrose on gravitational singularity theorems in the framework of general relativity and the theoretical prediction that black holes emit radiation, often called Hawking radiation.

Hawking was the first to set out a theory of cosmology explained by a union of the general theory of relativity and quantum mechanics. He is a vigorous supporter of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.

Hawking is an Honorary Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts (FRSA), a lifetime member of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, and a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian award in the US. In 2002, Hawking was ranked number 25 in the BBC's poll of the 100 Greatest Britons.

His book A Brief History of Time appeared on the British Sunday Times best-seller list for a record-breaking 237 weeks.

Hawking had a rare early-onset, slow-progressing form of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) that gradually paralysed him over the decades. He was still able to communicate using a single cheek muscle attached to a speech-generating device.

This is a great loss to the world, he was indeed a powerful mind.

May his Soul rest in peace

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Flexherbal:
Some people are heartless, they will steal money and donate it to church.

Back of door nor dey save who commit murder!

Why people will steal and donate to church, I dunno. Your curse is waiting for you.

Bro your head dey there jare!!!

The witness did not mention any pastor's name so the probability that it was just a donation is high.

Some people will now come and be spewing thrash

People need to be sensitized on this depression issue

Lol

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My dear you saw the lady that was made up. Please go back and check. That's a lady and not a man please.

The poster captioned it an actor, Google named him an actor. Maybe he just likes to cross dress

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yoi dey dull.

I didn't want to resort to insults but it seems it's inevitable.
The problem is that we don't understand our different point of views. Anyways it's your opinion


What I was simply trying to say was that the person who was made up was a man and he was made up to look like a man, and people were asking for boobs where there isn't meant to be

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yoi dey dull.

I didn't want to resort to insults but it seems it's inevitable.
The problem is that we don't understand our different point of views. Anyways it's your opinion


What I was simply trying to say was that the person who was made up was a man and he was made up to look like a man and people were asking for boobs........

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How does "actor" explain the flat boobs? It's a costume..

Anyone actor is male na or have you seen a man with boobs before?

To all of you asking for his 'breasts' can't you see that the Hakeem guy captioned it repeatedly as "actor"?

Pascalblinks:
HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And S*x Story) PART 1
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FLASH BACK.
It was a tingling sound, coupled with a Blue
light…
Something pokes my arm… And my Head is
throbbing… I can’t feel my arm… Oh no, no!,
what have they done with my arm?
A pink like shadow bends over me.
Sweat soaked me fully, and i sit up in bed,
terror filling my mind and thoughts. I quickly
look at my right arm, and breathe a sigh of
relief. It’s still there (thank God), though
numb from having slept on it wrongly with
my whole weight on it.
I fall back onto my pillow, shocked at how
cold the sweat on the pillow feels as my head
hits it.
Flipping it over to the dry side, I notice the
time. I have only an hour till my alarm goes
off. Groaning, I roll over, hoping to get a little
more sleep, before I have to get up, and get
ready for school.
I doubt I will though, as my head is pounding,
and my arm is stiff and tingling.
* * *
Buzzing fills my room, followed
right after by robotic voices screaming,
“Exterminate!
Exterminate!” m0an!ng like the dead, I reach
for my alarm clock to switch it off, only to
find the
switch is already in the off spot, the noise
ending just before I
reach it.
Sitting up, rubbing my eyes, I reach for the
glass of water I left on my nightstand before
going to bed last night, and try to wake my
sleeping mind. For some
reason I feel like I have just run a
marathon, rather than had a long night’s
sleep. I’m just glad the headache is gone,
though my arm still seems a little stiff.
My door flies open, and I look up to see my
roommate, Dennis,
looking at me.
“Rise and shine, dork!” he calls,
turning on my light.
“I thought I
told you to change that alarm sound. Your
Doctor WHAT is
annoying in the morning.”
“I’m a geek!”( you will understand that word
later) I told him for what felt like the
hundredth time. “And
it’s Doctor Who, not What.”
“More like Doctor Whatever. Or Doctor What
do i care”
Shaking my head at my roommate’s
ignorance, I quickly get dressed, and head
from my room. Reaching for the light, it flips
off a moment before I hit the switch. Looking
at it in confusion, my stomach rumbles,
recalling me to breakfast.
“Have you been watching the news lately?”
Dennis asks me as I pour my cereal into a
bowl. I just give him a look, in response. He
knows I can’t abide watching the news.
“I just thought you might be interested in
what’s been happening, you being such a
dork and all.” Deciding it’s best to
keep my mouth shut, I just pour my milk.
“Seems there was some girl in India that
started flying around town, like some sort of
Superman, and a guy in Japan
suddenly started on fire, but didn’t get
burned.”
“Parlor tricks, thats older than the rate of
corruption in Nigeria” I mumble around
a mouthful. For a moment I consider
mentioning that there
are plenty of female comic book characters
that can also fly, but then remembering his
level of ignorance, I just continue chewing.
“I dunno… The news seemed pretty interested
in it. There are videos of the flying girl on
Youtube.” He continues to
ramble on, but somehow I ignore him, until I
leave for class.
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Click on the link below to continue reading
http://naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/04/01/hero-violence-mind-control-sx-story-part-1/

Smartestpopqueen
Theblessedman
Tgold1
Royh
Comman see o

Wow

Nemesis

NwaChibuzor13:
Person wey insult bb naija na God go punish am. If you like call am devilish show, you just dey deceive yourself. Its easier to blow and make it with devil things than religious things. Secular musicians dey make am pass gosple musicians. Please tell me how many bible quiz competitors don blow compared to _pornstars. Between Pharoah whos was a king and had access to fresh egyptian punns, wealth , luxury and moses who make am for life pass that year?
. Its high time una stopped obfuscating the numerous benefits of this show.

If you like call BBN a devilish show. #TeamDevil.

Your lack of common sense is evidently obvious.
I thought I had seen it all, but you here have successfully proven to me that there is much more to human stupidity



P.S

Pharaoh with all his punna eventually died that year so what are you now trying to prove

I've said it and I'll keep saying it, Nigeria is a country full of hypocrites!!!

Scroll up and you'll see some people shouting that Bob risky should be arrested, that he is an animal and so on. All well and good

But when it actually happened, when it seemed like he was going to be arrested for being gay, it was the same Nigerians that were saying #freebobrisky on Twitter even some of them on NL. Now the idiot is here displaying his madness and those two faced snake like humans are still the ones condemning him.

How can this country progress if we don't have enough sense and courage to stand by our words?
It haff tire me


Back to the topic

This guy needs mental rehab