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Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by TeamLeader(m): 12:03pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Guy's you won't understand, today i went to get my pvc at ikeja and one babe with better massive boobs like that walked in. She received a call and BOOM with excitement she began to jump updandan with her boobs flashing, radiating massively disturbing my peace. My brain just de calculate and miscalculate at the same time. I just get out of the office before i disgrace myself with the tight jeans i wear. Share yours. We de wait 1 Like
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Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
I once had an erection in a meeting. Funny enough I wasn't even thinking about sex. From time to time, men are likely to experience random erections. A random erection is an erection that occurs without sexual stimulation. Random erections are normal. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by bjt(m): 1:03pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Man is wired to have erection anytime, anywhere. Sometimes the erection is even subconscious. |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by ultimate77(m): 1:28pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Anywhere provided we talk dirty. Esp. When Im in bed and my hands holding to my pipe |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Cuteamigo1(m): 1:52pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
inside the mosque. just like that ooo, the thing want to embarrass me in front of God. 17 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Jgovt(m): 2:12pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Anywhere...have like 8times today |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by press005: 2:28pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
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Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by mumureloaded(m): 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
c morgue |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by IamPlato(m): 2:43pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
... Malfunctioning Dicks 4 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by TeamLeader(m): 3:04pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by HAkorehdeh(m): 3:33pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
While I was walking to my department. I was about entering the walkway when I had it, mehn! I had to respect myself and continued walking, then I covered it a little with my cross-bag. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by joseo: 4:37pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
during an interview, had to use my mind control and sit adjustment. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Tallesty1(m): 4:42pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Cuteamigo1:Mine was on a queue to receive holy communion and I was not having dirty thoughts. It just happened. 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Cuteamigo1(m): 4:44pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Tallesty1:kai, the third leg gat no chill, it can rise and fall at will. what did you do to arrest the situation? |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Tallesty1(m): 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Cuteamigo1:Nothing. Just zeroed my mind from it and it disappeared. 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Vesuvius(m): 5:01pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
This is one human organ that has its own brain. It can rise when you are thinking of something else. I once had mine in the church. Many times i have heard erections when i am in suspense. The most regular is whenever i am pressed to urinate. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by kingxsamz(m): 5:56pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Mine happens when ever I'm tensed or anxious...
It's really annoying cus all I want is for it to just go down...
but the stuff has a mind of its own. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by TeamLeader(m): 5:56pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Tallesty1: Lol 1 Like
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Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by oyatmicah(m): 6:25pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
it happens to me anytime I am on phone with my girlfriend even if its a normal simple talk, it always happen anytime, anyday and dats y i dnt call her wenever I am in public 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Unwanted erections is very embarrassing Craziest of them all..my dick was just up like a steel rod. I wasn't even thinking about anything sex... Dirty. Funny thing, I couldn't sit nor stand for 2 min. This was when I knew it was konji attack. I tried thinking of the worst things...experiences...phobias of mine just to let it lay low. E no gree. A lady noticed what I was facing and smiled. The dick became stiffer... I was shaking my head like a dog trying to get water off it's head. Walked out of the office with a very funny walking steps to go urinate. Came back... the secretary asked, are you OK with a smile...I told her...No ooo, I'm not okay. Served in a very remote village during NYSC which is quite far from the LG council where we have CDS. One day I climbed okada with a female Corper to CDS. Within some minutes, my prick stand. I was just shouting inside "No, No, No...Don't do this to me junior be nice and calm." The thing no gree stand down....next thing okada enter pothole naso babe ass bounce come shift..feeling on my dick. I felt so embarrassed . When we got down, I couldn't stand straight. 13 Likes
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Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by MrRichmond: 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
oyatmicah: Eyaah... does your girl know about it? I bet she loves the fact that you get hot just by hearing her voice 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Dranoid: 7:15pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
The comments are lit For me it's anytime I'm feeling sleepy while doing something e.g maybe when the lecturer is teaching and I'm dozing he will just start standing or if I'm in the office during a boring meeting(holidays) and I'm dozing and sometimes randomly too |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Oyindidi(f): 7:20pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Tallesty1:hard to believe |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by CHAVINCI: 7:25pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
mine happened inside a church,as i'm even typing rite now i have an erection. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Luizkid(m): 8:11pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
While standing in the presence of ur future inlaws |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by iceboy4752(m): 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Inside a bus and I was about to come down. Although, there were ladies in the bus capable of waking up one's "chairman," but my thought wasn't drifted towards that. Na so I hold my trouser blow guy comot. In the process of doing so I mistakenly pressed one of the "balls" sef. Chai! I was crying deep inside that day. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by oyatmicah(m): 9:31pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
MrRichmond:she went crazy wen she found out |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 9:54pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Here to read comments andni can't stop laughing. I know some people who have never had an erection will come here and lie. 4 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by EmmySparky(m): 10:05pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
its not possible for a guy not to have had an erection |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Ribajae(m): 11:18pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
MISSCONGENIALITY: I know you don't have a breast. |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by Ribajae(m): 11:19pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
MISSCONGENIALITY: I know you don't have a breast. |
Re: Where Is The Weird Place You've Had Erection? by adaksbullet: 12:38am On Jun 22, 2018 |
On mine sec sch when we are do end off Yr party and award, I winned best student on eglish lang and mine his call too co!e and collected mine award if u see as am waka go up ehn Shame his cash me inisde Hall that day ehn |
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