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ilegendd this is the kind of sermon i would like my pastor to be preaching on sundays.
I had a similar experience even though am not rich and handsome as she described her boyfrewend.
We met and bonded in church on a saturday, i i remember waking up around 7:15am, it was our sanitation day in church and i wanted to be a part of it. i got paste and brushed my teeth as fast as i could i guessed i lasted 60seconds.
I wore my blackshirt, black short nicker and black doplhin palm sleepers and left for church.
When i got there those
Who came before were almost done moping mehn this guys are coordinated and really fast.
I was disapointed at myself for coming late .
I was still determined to do something, i will only be satisfied if have i sweept an inch.
I when got to the store to get broom, my met this hot chick, with cat eyes.
And in less than 1hour she told me all about herself, and was arking me if i was a wizard that she usually don't talk to much.

tayo60:
Lost my best friend in d year 2019. We actually saw each other in July but I was shocked to hear d news of her demise in September. She slumbed and died. Since then, I have not seen someone who can replace her in my heart. We did everything together, even when she died, her spirit usually visited me. Anytime I wanted to sleep she would stand by my bed side.

Uhnn how i wish i could get a visit from mine jurst once so he can eXplain why he left.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram yah...

BACK in SECONDARY SCHOOL..

We use to SMOKE ALOTA WEED together!

after some months, I HEAR sey my MANCHI don run mad..

I HEAR sey my MANCHI don ENTER MAIN MARKET!

E pain me GA GA!

E STILL de pain me!

LITE UP my WEED in peace..

WTF MAN!

Cheers to our X men. May deir soul rest in peace.

phorget:
Don't wanna reminisce the pain no more!

E bi like say e Choke.

Have you ever lost a good close friend someone youve shared all your surferings and problems with!?,
how did it feel,?
how did you handle the situation?.

My dear compatriot
Buhari felt he has been a good leader.
And in all his manifesto if he had painted a picture of recession and depression.
will any nigerian still vote him.
ToDay The Rise In Dollar has turned us from hopeful to hopless
economic situation.
one can no longer drink garri. If you see any groundnut you will know that things cost.
I remember the rise in even common purewater from N10~N20. This transformation in general is a bitter sweet experince.

[color=#00f]Introduction to Pronoun.

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Pronoun is a word or group of special standard substitute words, you use in place of nouns.
The substitute pronouns are universal in English language.

The pronoun are short and easy to remember, from 1 to 6 letter words or thereabout.

The pronoun can also becomes the subject and object of a statement[i, he, she, we, you, they, are subjects while him, her, us, them and it are the object pronouns.].
Article do not come before a pronoun.
Eg:
The soidier killed the terrorist./*right*/

The He killed the terrorist.
Or
Na him kill the terrorist. /*wrong*/

That is to say in English language nouns have phrase but there cannot be a pronoun phrase.[/color]
Do you Get me?.

Beebah2000:
Small pencil.

If you don't get it, forget about it.

hope you have big yansh, cos i ve got it, come get it.

Atimjessy:
Are you not ashamed to be waiting for your girlfriend to tell you to man up before you man up? If she leaves you for a real man, you will start sobbing.

Sobbing kae.! She i jo3ky to have me sef.
Shey na all do!Se yeh yeh meh, nai be real men.
Whey she no go get sattisfaction nai m she go go meet.

I never used 2go What did I miss?

bukky1994:
Stay single then and get some relief, then give a shot at it later....

BUKKY good advice.

If your girlfriend try tell you to be a man be a man. Don' t dare it o.
Be cos she wanjs you to be a woman. Yes be cous of maybe your not supporting her.
Hmmn just his...s and tel her to take the Carrot @ BE @ MAN.

Dem dey try tel you sey make you use your yansh when e still dey strong. But you dey saz No!.

Is that you you just melt my
Heart.:]

WHAT IS MEANING OF THE TERM

Noted.

Is it because of her gender where them write for bible or sport say nah only men go make money.
My dear don't let all this jewish men give you depression its is not good for your mental health.

Lorlio:
Lol. Sweet dreams, Romeo.

Same to you juliet. i ve got to work.

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It like when you want to give him food after the stress of cooking, he say he wont eat the food until you kneel and and give him the food.
Ask yourself haba does it make sense?!.
Watching nollywood bollywood and hollywood movies have made you attach a pattern of what to expect from men.
In irony Nollywood movies of men kneeling to propose to women is trying to make men submissive picturing it in a good way.
why kneel and propose to a gurl when you can Bleep her brain out to cloud nine and get her pregnant, if she no go beg or force or rope you to marry her make i know wetin cause am.

Lorlio:
Lmao. You called the girl good? Have you seen the bitchy side of her before? Haha..

You need to explore Lorl, but hey, I think it's too early for that.

I just met the baddest [B***ch.]
Your fun to be with
And i compliment your nauhty(lorli) side too.
Its almost Too early to get your
Strong A$$
Spanked, see you
Around.

Lorlio:
Yes dear. We all friends by default I guess. Enemies? Lol, nah. I don't think I'll be needing them, at least, not now. I hope to enjoy my stay on here btw.

Clap for yourself
Your a good gurl
At the bolded chick,
Its all crusie Lorlio.

Your welcome, Make friends and make enemies. Lets start by knowing each other.

[color=#00f]A plural noun: is a noun which tell us that there is more than one of that noun(While singular noun indicates there is just one of the noun).
However, in English language there are regular and irregular nouns.
Regular plurals follow the rules. But irregular plurals are not regular and don't follow a "standard" rule.
WHAT THEN ARE REGULAR PLURAL NOUNS: Okay, without further hesitation i will go straight to the definition of the term.
They are nouns which use setup patterns to siginfy there is more than one of a thing.
In order for you to state a plural noun, suffix are added to the "end" of the "main word".
Most popular regular plural nouns takes s or es to the end of a singular word.
Examples:
Bat > Bats,
Cat > Cats,
Box > Boxes.
It's that simple a regular noun can be made plural by adding the -s or -es to the end of the main word.
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