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EliteBeautyBlog:
Snakes and chameleons

How To Have Your Dream Soft Skin

Which poison are you selling to people? We heard your skin care products causes cancer. Such a pity.

That's cheap, the effect was so big it shut up zombies and they're cowering in shame since.

Atiku for president!

Nigeria will be healed.

El ruffai

faaz24:
Awolowo, ige, afolabi, and obasanjo.
By ayekooto akindele

Bola Ige, Governor of Oyo state and Afolabi his Deputy had serious quarrel. Afolabi was OBJ's senior in School, Ige was a friend of OBJ. So OBJ called the duo for settlement. This angered Adelakun, then UPN Leader and Commissioner in Oyo State, he reported to AWOLOWO. AWOLOWO summoned Ige and Afolabi to a meeting. He asked them why two brothers would be fighting and took their matter to the Family's Enemy...."This is a man who hates your father(AWO) and hates UPN but now pretending to love the sons of the man he hates.....Ige was sweating profusely, he was embarrassed, he knew Awolowo was disappointed. Ige and Afolabi begged AWOLOWO and baba relaxed.....

As Ige and Afolabi were going out, Awolowo called them back and said "Politically, I'm your leader, I love you both. If I use my mouth to cut kolanut for you, don't eat it but if I use my mouth to talk to you, hear and harken diligently. I know this life more than you, be careful. Whether I'm alive or dead, stay away from Olusegun Obasanjo. He hates people like you. And if you desist or reject my advice, OBASANJO will kill two of you just like what a wolf will do to antelopes..."...

The rest is history!!!

Now, I understand some children of yesterday and their old fool counterparts will say this is not true.....I don't have their time. This message is strictly for Sensible people, wailers are excluded!!!

Narrative by Yoruba moozlem

Apc is the Losers party in SS and SE

Shibaraba:
If a group of fishes is called a school
And a group of wolves is called a pack

Then

A group of thieves is called a.......

APC

Just2endowed2:
That's for a year?

Yeah

Meanwhile, outside the stadium

I also got a surprising burning today in kaduna

Deceptions

Nah so we see am

Just2endowed2:
i beg todays secondary rate at stanbic? can anyone help out

They told me 15 percent. Minus charges

eagleeye2:
Going by the 145,000 interest. Your bank will debit your account of 855000, leaving the 145,000 interest for you.
At maturity, your account is credited with 1,000,000
Hope you have already invested by now.

I collect from today o an will submit by monday

Nah so them take reduce their population to only 1 m

Ekweremmadu will win with his eyes closed. He is in total control of the whole grassroots in the whole state

My babe spent 2 hours on phone yesterday trying to find out who is the strong contender contesting against Ekweremmadu and they can't find the name of the inconsequential candidate who might be in Ekweremmadu house right now begging to be given one connection

The best senator in Nigeria has remained Ike Ekweremmadu for 12 straight years.

No negative propaganda raised by APC can erase what is on ground.

Keyamo basket mouth

I see them arresting Obasanjo on some trumped up charges and dealing with him till he shuts up. It might be too late to cry for the SW. Tinubu has sold them off to the highest bidders.

zinaunreal:
you for just ask for a total brief on tbills

I am asking oo the way I go take storm stanbic tomorrow morning ehh

Gavrelino123:
Yes......You get it after a successful bid.

Can I withdraw this money , leaving my main #1m till the maturity? Please enlighten me.

Gavrelino123:
The last rate for 364 days(1year) was 14.5%
Hence,14.5% of 1,000,000=145,000(less residual charges)
You will get 145,000 per annum Less residual charges........

That's quick. Thank you plenty. Do I get the money #145000 immediately after they accept my money or at the completion(end of the year)?

Ok

I Don miss plenty!

Please the gurus in the house, quick one, if I put N1m in tbills tomorrow in Stanbic and leave it till 1 year, how much will it give me in total. Pls help a brother out before I start thinking of buying another yeye car again.

The difference is joblessness.

Ss and se are busy with making cash and living well, we'll come out and vote on election day. Let the jobless be screaming sai barber upandan until election day.

Better to strike on the D day.

Makes sense

Atiku is Nigerias next president

[quote author=bedspread post=74919849]Hoping Pmb will Dissappoint the World and Attend!![/qute]

Keep a medical team and a new ambulance service around to avoid what happened in 1982

Atiku is next Nigeria president.

olatade:
Good people of Plateau are crazily, madly and passionately love President Muhammadu Buhari. Doing it with their chests wide open. The love there is so so very pure, they have accepted the #NextLevel message even before it was delivered to them.

That's why they chased him away and he ran ? They wanted to slaap some sense into his head

They also have leprosy?

Donor agencies will help them.