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Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday To Nigerian Music Video Director, Clarence Peters by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:55pm On Dec 20, 2016
http://otownloaded.com/happy-birthday-nigerian-music-video-director-clarence-peters/




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1) “He Used his Samsung Phone To sow seed in church”, See what pastor Did with it - (Shocking)

http://otownloaded.com/used-samsung-phone-sow-seed-church-see-pastor/

2) See the Funny Reply This Dude Gave to His Former Classmate - (No chill)

http://otownloaded.com/see-funny-reply-dude-gave-former-classmate/

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Celebrities / Happy Birthday To Nigerian Music Video Director, Clarence Peters by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:54pm On Dec 20, 2016
We wish a happy birthday to top Nigerian music video director, filmmaker and cinematographer, Clarence Peters. He is the founder and CEO of CAPital Dream Pictures. (See photos of how top nigerian celebrities celebrated him below)



See on instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BOPHG5CAnRz/?taken-by=clarenceshotit

http://otownloaded.com/happy-birthday-nigerian-music-video-director-clarence-peters/


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Literature / Re: "I Remember..... Vanity!" - A Short Recall Story For You To Take The World Easy by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2016

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Literature / "I Remember..... Vanity!" - A Short Recall Story For You To Take The World Easy by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2016
I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude*; you wouldn't buy that car for 50,000 Naira today. Vanity!!!



A guy brutally murdered his brother, *just because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep*. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin....Vanity!




I remember as a kid, my whole street gathered at a neighbor's house *to watch a "drama" shown on a "Double-Door Black & White Television"*. Today, there is Plasma Television and its almost found in every student's room....Vanity!



Some ladies left their true loves *because some rich guy persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date.* They found out too late that true love is invaluable.....Vanity!!!



What about *Santana, Mercedes Benz, V Boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown...?* All overtaken by *latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity....* Vanity!!!


A guy declared drinks *because he launched the Nokia 3310 Mobile Phone in 2002.* Today, that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones..... Vanity!!!


What about the *MTN SIM Card that many people went extra miles to buy for over 30,000 Naira?* Today, you will not buy it anywhere because all networks are begging people to even take it for free...Vanity!!!


People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over VANITY and make enemies over WORTHLESS MATERIAL THINGS!

What can I say??

*Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today; in your Marriage, Office, Family, Community... and see what becomes of it tomorrow.* Just think about it!

*There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve... PLEASE TAKE IT EASY!*


All you need is a *Little Time , PATIENCE, Absolute Obedience and Trust in God* and *you would thank God without regrets.*

*There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to HELL for. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!*

*YOUR MONEY, POWER AND ARROGANCE CANNOT TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN; BUT ONLY YOU AND YOUR GOOD DEEDS WILL!!!*

Please *be heaven focus*; your eternal place of glory, peace and joy.

*BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FULL OF VANITY AND DECEIT.*

*50 YEARS IS JUST 2,500 WEEKENDS!!!*

*TAKE IT EASY!!!*
Compliment of the season.


http://otownloaded.com/remember-vanity-short-recall-story-take-world-easy/

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Politics / Okorocha Declares 3-Week Public Holiday In Imo by DRIFTyKING(m): 2:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
The governor of the eastern heartland, Gov Rochas Okorocha has declared a 3 week public holiday in Imo state.

According to the Pulse Ng, the governor made the declaration during the Imo Day thanksgiving service over the weekend.

The holiday will last from December 19, 2016 to January 10, 2017.

https://twitter.com/Temphiz/status/811114773383352320

http://otownloaded.com/governor-rochas-declares-3-week-public-holiday-imo-state/

Family / Re: You Must Have S3x With Your Wife - Court Orders Man (photo) by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:17pm On Dec 20, 2016
Family / You Must Have S3x With Your Wife - Court Orders Man (photo) by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:17pm On Dec 20, 2016
A 34-year-old lady has just reported her husband to an undisclosed court after he denied her of sexual activities.

Aside from stripping her off her marital rite, the woman whose name was not disclosed explained that her husband is fond of assaulting her both physically and emotionally. She said: “He has been beating me claiming that I hate his relatives. He has also been denying me conjugal rights. We no longer have sex. He left home since July.”

In a defense, the lady’s husband admitted that he has been denying the woman of her marital right but that is due to the fact that he is tired of his wife and is ready to put an end to the marriage.

To everyone’s surprise, the court ordered that the man should continue with the marriage and at the same time satisfy his wife in bed.

Gobe!

http://otownloaded.com/funny-see-happened-man-denied-wife-sex-court/

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Bovi And Atiku Abubakar Dabbing Will Make You Laugh by DRIFTyKING(m): 7:30pm On Dec 12, 2016
ok sir
Ishilove:
It's not funny

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Bovi And Atiku Abubakar Dabbing Will Make You Laugh by DRIFTyKING(m): 7:27pm On Dec 12, 2016
grin grin grin grin

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coman see oo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Assuming Hillary Clinton Won The American Election. Who Would Be The First Lady? by DRIFTyKING(m): 6:29pm On Dec 12, 2016
wow, i never taught of that, Nice one
delishpot:
Is she gay? There is room for first ladies title because the husbands were presidents, I would have considered thistitle topic entertaining if you asked a more sensible question like if the wife becomes the president, what do you call the husband? butbtobask who would be the first lady? It is not a must for the first lady to play an official role. After all, that was how Bubu won your votes. No Office of FIRST LADY
Foreign Affairs / Re: Assuming Hillary Clinton Won The American Election. Who Would Be The First Lady? by DRIFTyKING(m): 6:28pm On Dec 12, 2016
Dont allow the Mods ban you, Never you ever, call my mother name again in a misappropriated way.......Lalasticlala, see this
dukie25:
Your mother will be 1st lady.
Religion / Graphic! See Video Of 200 People Who Died After Church Building Collapsed In Uyo by DRIFTyKING(m): 6:24pm On Dec 12, 2016
This is an amateur video showing inside the church building where 200 People lost their lives in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state.

Recently in the news is the story of how 180+ people lost there lives after a church building collapsed on the congregations.

The incident happened at the Reigners Bible Church International in Akwa-Ibom state which saw the Governor of the state Udom Emmanuel narrowly escaping death.

The building collapsed during the consecration of Pastor Akan Week as a Bishop, leaving many worshippers trapped.

(Graphical Contents)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF7oZNcRTIU

http://otownloaded.com/see-video-180-people-died-church-building-collapsed-uyo/

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Assuming Hillary Clinton Won The American Election. Who Would Be The First Lady? by DRIFTyKING(m): 5:21pm On Dec 12, 2016
Where are my Geniuses at?
Foreign Affairs / Assuming Hillary Clinton Won The American Election. Who Would Be The First Lady? by DRIFTyKING(m): 5:21pm On Dec 12, 2016
So this just popped into my mind, and though seems funny but wanna still ask you guys.

If Hillary Clinton won the Presidential elections, who would be the First lady ?


Uncle(s) mukina2, osystein, HumbledbYGrace, Come and join us.

Politics / Picture Of Bovi And Atiku Abubakar Dabbing Will Make You Laugh by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:55pm On Dec 12, 2016
I just came across this picture of Comedian Bovi and Former Vice president Atiku Abubakar.

And from what i see below, it seems my beloved Vp is bringing out a new Dab style.

photo credits: George Okoro

http://otownloaded.com/picture-bovi-former-vice-president-atiku-dabbing-will-make-laugh/

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Pastor Converts Samsung Phone Church Member Sowed As Seed To Family Use by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:22pm On Dec 12, 2016
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Religion / Nigerian Pastor Converts Samsung Phone Church Member Sowed As Seed To Family Use by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:21pm On Dec 12, 2016
According to Yankeezag who shared the story on Twitter:

What would you do if this happened to you?


https://twitter.com/yankeezag/status/807912675015540736

http://otownloaded.com/used-samsung-phone-sow-seed-church-see-pastor/

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Celebrities / Love: See What Stubborn Fans Did To Tekno While He Was On Stage - (funny) by DRIFTyKING(m): 2:31pm On Dec 12, 2016
Tekno shared the video this morning on his instagram page.
the video speaks for itself. (Watch Below)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IBYKU7eMog

Crazy People everywhere.
For the love of Music. He deserves it.




http://otownloaded.com/love-see-stubborn-fans-tekno-stage-funny/

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Religion / Re: Sunday Angle: 10 Crazy Bible Verses You Will Never Believe Are In The Bible by DRIFTyKING(m): 3:00pm On Dec 11, 2016
lol OAM4J, Seun, Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Mynd44, ishilove, dominique
ouzo1:







Sabinus I hail u
Religion / Sunday Angle: 10 Crazy Bible Verses You Will Never Believe Are In The Bible by DRIFTyKING(m): 7:58am On Dec 11, 2016
Good morning and a Happy Sunday to you. On Sunday angle today, i want to talk about some bizarre verses, Believe it or Not verses, Crazy verses in the bible. verses you may not believe are in the bible if told on a normal day, but believe it or not we checked and its there, lets get started with the countdown.



1)Deuteronomy 23:1

"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord".

2) Psalm 58:10

“The righteous will be glad when they are avenged, when they bathe their feet in the blood of the wicked.”

3) Leviticus 15:19


“‘When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening"


4) Luke 14:26

"If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple.”

5) Numbers 31:17-18

“So kill all the boys and all the women who have had intercourse with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.”

6) Genesis 15:9

"The Lord answered, “Bring me a heifer three years old, a she-goat, three years old, a ram three years old, a turtle dove and a young pigeon.”

7) Deut. 25:11

"When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy."


cool Genesis 19:8

“Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof.”

9) Ezekial 23:19-20

"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."

10) Matthew 19:12

For there are eunuchs who are born thus from their mothers womb, and there are eunuchs who are made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who are eunuchs for the kingdom of heavens sake. Let those who can accept it, accept it.”

conclusion

i know that "What the Yuck" Feeling you are having right now, i had it too. Just to show you even the bible itself is bizarre. All verses have been confirmed from the bible, but you can also check it out on your own, to read further.

http://otownloaded.com/10-crazy-bible-verses-will-never-believe-bible/

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Culture / Boy’s Legs Buried, In Benue State, Over His Inability To Walk As At When Due. by DRIFTyKING(m): 2:43pm On Dec 10, 2016
Culture or what?

Shared by Jeph Tochukwu, in his words,

“Just saw this around my neighborhood,a child got his legs buried for his inability to walk as at when due. Is this practice not barbaric and brutal?”

see on facebook: https://web.facebook.com/toochukwu.ezeokoli.9/posts/1048352741941929

http://otownloaded.com/benue-state-boys-legs-buried-inability-walk-due/

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Celebrities / 11 Words Of Wisdom Every Nigerian Needs To Know To Scale This Recession Period by DRIFTyKING(m): 6:10pm On Dec 09, 2016
Permit me to give you these words of wisdom. It will also be a great blessing to you. Please read and meditate on them: Yes its a recessive period in Nigeria does not mean we all are finished, this are some tips to help you scale through

1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance.

2. ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.

3. ON SAVINGS:
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.

4. ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of a river with both feet.

5. ON INVESTMENT:
Do not put all eggs in one basket.

6. ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.

7. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper. Present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.

8. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.

9. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.

10. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

11. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens… do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now.
So read and write carefully otherwise life will be a tissue paper.

Nigeria is a great Nation, we always acale through and this is Nothing compared to what we have seen in the past.

Hope you have benefitted.

Pls, benefit others

http://otownloaded.com/11-words-wisdom-every-nigerian-recession-period/


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Food / Re: Share Your Worst Cooking Disaster(s) by DRIFTyKING(m): 8:41am On Dec 08, 2016
nice one , hunger can make you do strange things when it comes to cooking
Brymo:
It was during my undergraduate days. I thought I just discovered a nice combo. Sweet potatoes and beans, it was a recipe prepared by one ajegunle boy at that time, we ate d hell out of this stuff. When I came back home from skul, I was sweet potatoes and beans is heaven, my mum knew I hate beans, she was puzzled and she told me, you gonna cook that your sweet potatoes. I prepared the combo, that nite, oh boy! Everybody took a taste and was like, wetin be this!
It was funny then oh! I warm and ate dat meal for like.... I can't remember naw. It was like a dream that day, I didn't know that hunger played and huge factor in me liking that Cambo at skul dat time.
Food / Share Your Worst Cooking Disaster(s) by DRIFTyKING(m): 2:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
Most of you might have come across this old tweet where a Twitter user shared her worst cooking disaster.

And i remembered the day i put raw egg inside water. i had a lot of sisters and my mum never allowed me into the kitchen, so i never knew how alot of food were prepared.

on that fateful day i wanted to cook egg for indomie, so i brought out the eggs, broke them and poured the raw egg into a bowl, then brought a pot filled it with water and put it on the gas.

And then poured the egg inside. what happened next is why i will never forget that day. a cooking disaster.

what of you, any experience you would like to share?

Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmed Indimi Surfaces, Wedding Date Fixed by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:55pm On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:
Someone confirm this.



its true see http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/12/zahra-buhari-and-ahmed-indimi-photo.html

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Travel / Danfo Driver Brings Out His P*nis, While Passengers Board His Bus - Lady Story by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:38pm On Dec 07, 2016
(18+)

This story was shared by a female eyewitness. She wrote: “So today I boarded I bus from Ojota going Oshodi – Maryland the bus took quite sometime to get filled up with people.

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I sat in the front so I was beginning to get uncomfortable waiting for the bus to get filled up then I told the driver I want to get down. He begged me not to, so I sat down.

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Few minutes later, he started scratching his groin then before I knew anything, he just brought it out in the open and started rubbing it (Buh he wasn’t masturbating).

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You needed to have seen the expression on my face at first I was scared, I just brought my earpiece out and started listening to music on my phone he kept on looking at me the session lasted for about 20min. I just sha managed to take a picture of it.”


http://otownloaded.com/driver-brings-pnis-passengers-board-bus/

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Romance / Re: From Her Lover, To Her Bridesmaid - My Journey Through Love (episode 1) by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
story dropped
ramsey03:
smiley cant wait
Romance / Re: From Her Lover, To Her Bridesmaid - My Journey Through Love (episode 1) by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
story dropped
malbon:
waiting........
Romance / Re: From Her Lover, To Her Bridesmaid - My Journey Through Love (episode 1) by DRIFTyKING(m): 1:06pm On Dec 07, 2016
From her lover, to her bridesmaid – my journey through love (Episode 1)

“Hey, whats up, i have been knocking on the door for the past 10 minutes, why didn’t you open up? – Daisy asked.
“Sorry i had my headphones on, whats up how school today – i asked.
DAISY: well it was Fun, especially the Music tutorials from Dr peter.
JENNIFER: wow you mean that man was in school today?
DAISY: dey there naa, babe you miss oo
JENNIFER: honey, you already know my situation nah, i no dey ever miss school.
DAISY: abeg wetin dey house?
JENNIFER: that beans still dey.
DAISY: babe no try am, no tell me say nah that last night beans wey i use sleepy sleepy eye cook you dey yan about so.
JENNIFER: obim, i no get strength to cook at all, and i never expected you home so early.
DAISY: *Walks out in Anger*
JENNIFER: *goes after her* *Holds her waist*, Am sorry love, you know i missed you when you were away.
DAISY: *Removes her hand* , If you missed me as you claim, you should have prepared food for me. *Keeps Her phone* *Goes into the bathroom*

While in the bathroom, Jennifer leaned against the bathroom door apologizing to daisy, promising her a lot of things,

JENNIFER: babe stop this stuff nah, because of food you want to bring malice between us, OK you know what, i promise to give it to you hot tonight on bed – this will be the best you have witnessed. daisy, are you there? Daisy, obim. Ok oya tell me, how do you want it tonight?.
DAISY: *Laughs*, it not the first time you,Ve said it, and nothing has changed. lol, please pass me the towel on the blue box.
JENNIFER: no need am coming inside the bathroom too, to take my bath with you.
DAISY: don’t try it, i don’t want your trouble.
JENNIFER: come and stop me.
DAISY: *Locks door*
JENNIFER:ok come and clean your body nah.

*There is a knock on the door*

JENNIFER: Yes who is there?
DAMIAN: its damian.
JENNIFER: sorry, you are in the wrong room?
DAMIAN: i Don’t think so, i was told downstairs that daisy lives on Room 26, and i guess there are no two 26, sorry who am i talking with?
JENNIFER: my name doesn’t matter, there is no daisy in this room
DAISY: *hears her name* , jenny who is that?
JENNIFER: nobody honey, just the landlord.
DAISY: Jenny, what are you saying, the landlord is not in the country.
JENNIFER: Sorry i meant the caretaker.
DAMIAN: Hello Daisy, is that you?
JENNIFER: can you leave here right now, are you deaf? there is no daisy here.
DAISY: *still confused, steps out naked with water dripping all over*, what is going on?
JENNIFER: nothing, just some……..
DAISY: *hears a voice*, Damian, is that you?
DAMIAN: yes, what is going on here, who is there with you?
DAISY: Omg, Nobody Just my Cousin Jennifer.
JENNIFER: excuse me?
DAISY: my love i will explain later.

Heartbroken Jennifer is seen transfixed and misty, someone would know she was about to cry, her heart bled. *as daisy opens the door for damian* , Jennifer grabbed a………….and…………….., and a pool of blood flowed, Lots of shouting was heard………and then……

Watch out for. From her lover, to her bridesmaid – my journey through love (Episode 2) – who was Damian? who was left in his/pool of blood? what happened after?.

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmed Indimi Surfaces, Wedding Date Fixed by DRIFTyKING(m): 12:23pm On Dec 07, 2016
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Romance / Pre-wedding Picture Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmed Indimi Surfaces, Wedding Date Fixed by DRIFTyKING(m): 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
The date for the wedding Ceremony between President Buhari’s daughter, Zahra Buhari and her Billionaire heartthrob, Ahmed Indimi has been fixed.

The wedding is scheduled to hold on 16th of December 2016.

We wish them a happy and blessed union come 16th December.


http://otownloaded.com/president-buharis-daughter-zahra-wedding-date-fixed

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Romance / 75-year-old Tanzanian Man Adverstises For Wives, 4 Women Interviewed So Far by DRIFTyKING(m): 6:02pm On Dec 06, 2016
Athumani Mchambua has launched an elaborate search for a partner after his wife died. He put up advertising posters in the low income area of Mbagala, urging interested applicants to show up for an interview.

The poster, in Swahili, says the successful candidate must be hardworking, able to handle farm work and be willing to be a step-mother to his 11 children.

Mchambua told the BBC that he wanted to do the search on his own and not through intermediaries, which is traditional in some cultures.

“I felt that if I was to use a traditional intermediary to find a wife, they might find a woman and then want to keep her for themselves. That’s why I decided that I search for her on my own, and put out those posters.
I have held the interview only once and four candidates showed up, but no one had all the qualities. Some mentioned only two out of four [qualities] but not more than that,” he said.


His daughter, Dalia Mchambua, told the BBC that she was happy with her father’s process and was ready to accept the winning “candidate” as her mother.

http://otownloaded.com/meet-man-advertising-wives-4-women-interviewed-far-see

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