₦airaland Forum

lexxwiz:
I’m a young man in my later 30’s. I’m in need of a very loyal PA. I run a business and I’m grossing over a million monthly. But the thing is, I’m swamped trying to balance social life, marriage and kids. So I need another me. I’m extremely hardworking and it’s telling on me, it’s time to get a PA I guess. Salary #50,000

Driving skills

Managerial skis

Most importantly: humility

I’ll drop my contact when I see prospective candidate. Thanks


Ps: I’m all over the place I’d really love an organized person.

It’s still a baby business I do, it can be way much more if I get the right team.

And it’s in lekki btw. Check your pros and cons. Thanks

Oga fear God oo.. except your PA will be living with you and be fed and clothed by you, how do you think anyone in close proximity to Lekki should be earning 50k? Have you considered transport, accommodation and feeding cost? is Renewed Shege a joke to you?

Go to your village and look for one of your uncle's son, then teach him how to drive and how to press computer.. Idiot

how much? location?

you are a woman.. so you shouldn't have problems..

Just package and go to events around Sheraton and transcorp hilton and socialise.. you go quick meet olowo tin fowo sanu baba bujebudanu..

if to say na man, chage your name from Chinedu to Hassan or Kola cos e go tey before Chinedu make am for Abuja..

I am ready to start my building project.. come in if you sell plumbing materials in bulk with proof please.. I don't want middle man or dealer..

Cryptowino:
I'm looking for a developer that can build a utility and bill payment App like Billpoint.

I'll prefer someone who has experience building that kind of app before.

Please drop you contact and I'll reach out to you.

I know a badass guy.. this guy is too good..

Is it safe to drop his number like this...

Okay here's mine 081 4687 5854

WhatsApp me and I'd send you his digits..

I've seen him build a delivery app with payment gateway from scratch and it works amazingly.. he comes highly recommended

Department of SECRET service

''secret' according to advanced oxford dictionary means exclusive act carried out without public knowledge.

Ever since Dangote and Buhari bastardized the word "commission" by rolling out a red carpet event for a project that's not even 80% complete, I have never been surprised at the flagrant abuse of words..

In case you, Afunanya can see this, I put it to you that you are an illiterate. The jargons you wrote up there is for almajiris (all due respect to them) who will not bother to go to school but shout Sai baba and Sing Jagaban si Jagaban's praises all day in expectations of the crumbs that falls off a rich man's table. Well, the rest of us still have our dignity intact and we can see through your antics and lies.

The CIA is equivalent to our NSA while the DSS is equivalent to the USA's department of Homeland security, a parent agency of US secret service, whose entire operation is shrewd in secrecy. You won't even hear about an arrest or a case until years later when the assailant has been dealt with 'according to the law'. Full investigation with concrete evidence spanning through years. Even you will be convinced beyond reasonable doubts that you are truly a bad man.

Furthermore, your incessant abuse of the judiciary arm of government which is the most important as that is the only place left for citizens to obtain justice from your Pharaotic abuse of power, is worrying and saddening. The court of law discharged and acquitted Nnamdi KANU twice this year but he's still locked up far away in your gulag with worsening health conditions. More than 50 top Boko Haram chiefs escaped prison and they are walking freely among us now.

What can you even do? Their chief pioneer is your commander in chief, so his boys are untouchable.

Femi Falana and everyone else whose voices you can't ignore are absolutely right. You are a partisan organisation that chooses her battle to fight and not the sole mandate on which it was established. You now witch-hunt opposition politicians and government critics without which the government and those in power will think all is well when all isn't.

On a final note, the DSS and their guns cannot be up to a million. Imagine how much it will take to wipe out 70 million hungry, angry people..

Take heed DSS, you are stepping beyond your boundary.

Written by Temitope Steve.

There's nothing Tinubu media has not used to gaslight us:

Banks stocks gain, foreign reserve increase, forex increase and many more but guess what, it's been difficult for citizens to feed..


Over 100 million people are just pushing with no hope in sight..

You people keep gaslighting the public ooo but there's a way you will push a hungry man to, he will turn back and feed on you.

The sacrifices you asked the citizens to make that you are not making yourself..

Keep at it eyin ijoba

onlinediva:
@ Baranda Driggs

We have seen another confirmed white accident-free Lexus Rx 350 2015 for N16,000,000 asking price.

We asked you what our budget should be but you started spitting after initially ranting.

It is barandas like you who tout on the prices of cars that make sales of cars hard for owners, dealers, importers, etc.

You are a woman.. dem go use your head..
There's no rx350 2015 that meets your T&c for 16 million.. that's the price for highlander..

Before dem use you, use your sense..

onlinediva:
@ driggs

We saw yeaterday confirmed white accident free Lexus Rx 350 2015 imported into Nigeria in April 2023.

They quoted asking price to be N17,000,000 but we have N16,000,000; they could still get back to us.

You have no idea about cars than showing your depressed self all over the internet.

You only want to maximize your own cut..they won't get back to you because better people that appreciate better thing dey come..

you better jump on that offer because you won't see it again after 2 hours.. I know the car you are talking about.. I saw it on Jiji too.. my client is going for it this morning..

You snooze you lose.

onlinediva:
You have shown more of your true color by resorting to propaganda when you didn't answer the simple question of what our budget should be.

If you can't prove that I was banned from groups or show where I disrespected anyone in any group, you are seriously out of your senses.

You think I don't know you??
Mtchewwww.. by now, you know I do..

My only anger is that you want to sit back in your office, make dealer dey stress themself on top of deal that does not have any gain..

You will do nothing and earn 2 million naira in profit while thinking you did the dealer a favour by selling off his car for him.

If you don't have 19-20 million (if you see any for 18 million sef, dem don work something inside), just forget about the car..

My advise to you is to stop looking for quality cars with slavery money..

onlinediva:
After your ranting and fuming, can you now tell us what our budget should be?

Are you also blind to see that we are also a dealer with our office address given?

If you don't respond, you are nothing but a foolish thief.

You are not a dealer.. you are a reaper..

After you don post your offer on several dealer groups and you were kicked out and banned for the disrespect and game you wanted to play, you came to nairaland to look for your next victim..

My advice to you is to take that your 16m that you stole and go and import Lexus yourself.. or use it to buy barretta and bomb and go to Lexus dealership in Lekki.. by the time you rob them, you will come back with 4 Lexus fsport 2023 sef..

You be thief.. looking for 16 million accident free 2015 rx350.. onlinediva abi onlinetheifa

onlinediva:
You can also let us know here if you have it for sale.

We are paying asap once it meets the standard we want and it is not more than N16,000,000

Your budget and spec and T&C na for highlander not Lexus..

una dey like better thing ehn but to pay go be wahala.. na you go go find motor, no be dealer go con drive con meet you..

16 million for 2015 RX350? You get gun??

Relax first.. I am not bragging.. I am also not one of your regular inspire to aspire content creators who will talk and talk and talk but not do.

Nigeria is tough for people who earn less than 500k per month and everyone is looking for a side hustle right now.

I want to concentrate on just 10 serious people on nairaland that I will train personally and coach effectively to start earning on their own.

See proof of chat from one of my students below. Proof is plenty but let me just stop at that..

Like I said, I don't have the time to teach hundreds of people and I am not selling you may course.. I want to personally train you..

If you're interested, please chat up 091 3057 6357 on WhatsApp.. let's take it up from there..

If you don't start earning 2 days after I start with you, call me a bastard because I am dedicating everything to teach you..

I don't want crowd please.. I know many people will be interested but I will only pick 10.. the terms and condition I will set will sieve those 10 serious mentees for me.

Good luck guys

Rayban25:
You're trying oo..you have kids with a salary of 70k? May God help you

I hope you know that the minimum wage is 30k and over 150million Nigerians survive on that or less per month.. make you drop that hypocrisy..

Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world for a reason.. you can't wish it away

Omo...

From my workplace to my house was 700 but now, I spend 1200 since yesterday on a 70k salary. Plus rent, plus feeding, plus my children's schoolfees..

It's already too late to ask for salary increase because may own has been paid.. but my oga can't escape the next one.. it has to be doubled..

This would mean that our prices too will increase and he might sack some staffs..

Ah!! We don enter am

Westerhoffe:
Are you sure that insect is worth that much?
I'm asking because they live on my bitterleaf tree in their tens o!

Lmaooo.. are you sure it's the same thing?

I am not kidding.. I was out trying to start my car when this rare insect landed on my car. It was my wife that first stumbled upon it and the way she screamed startled me.. I asked what it was and when she pointed to this scary beauty, I was in awe. I caught it with a broom as I was scared to not be infected by ebola virus.

I took a picture, used Google lens to activate a search algorithm and see if there are matches and the next thing I saw was about the insect being a collector's item.

I know Nigeria is one kind but since I do not know what it takes to preserve history and this rare insect, I am open to giving it off to the right organisation who can preserve and look after it.

This is entirely my opinion and my opinion only.. so, don't argue, do your own research or give your own reasons objectively if you think otherwise.


In Christianity, there is light and there is darkness. No in-between. No sitting on the fence.

At the federal level, Nigeria ranks among the top 10 in the world as one of places with the most persecuted christians. Since 2009, over 45,000 christians have been maimed or killed for being a Christian.

At the state level, governors (e.g El Rufai etc) have also unleashed targeted mayhem on christian dominated communities.

Adeboye is a well revered man of God by the political class and there's no government house that he can enter at 1am without prior notice. That's how big he is.

Baba Adeboye has only made prophecies which ended on the pulpit that God will intervene in the persecution of christians in the Nigeria. Did he take practical steps? No! Or maybe he didn't try enough. Did he openly challenge the persecution to stop? Hell..No! Just prayers, fake prophecies and vibes.

On governance
When a southwest governor needs endorsement, he quickly visits Adeboye, takes pictures and do whatever he wants with it in print and social media.
The governor of Ogun state, whose re-election bid was marred by thuggery, ballot box snatching (he was even pictured doing it himself), vote buying, rigging and every corrupt means of winning election known to man got his first congratulatory visit and endorsement by a delegate personally sent by Adeboye. What's darkness doing romancing with light?

Adeboye never commandeered his members to vote for anyone understandably but endorsing products of wickedness is an act of sin and it's not something that will glorify God.

Also, the choice of leadership in RCCG is questionable. Often times, the leaders bring disdain to the church itself. Remi Tinubu, Dayo Israel among others are a testament of the kind of devilish idiots that RCCG parades as its leader/pastor. I believe everyone knows the antecedent of those two above.

No one is asking Adeboye to endorse a candidate or not. But if you have to give an endorsement, make sure you choose to stay on the side of light and eschew darkness..

Don't play a partial game to favour you and your church. The church is not a business centre.

Bro.. how many court cases the car get?

We know..

The Senate and house of reps were successfully transmitted but presidency wasn't..

INEC has also given access to 2 states out of 9 requested to LP lawyers..

a shame that INEc is partisan

Seun lalasticlala mynd44


This should not be taken with levity..

In a video making the rounds on the internet, chairman of Lagos parks and garages, MC Oluomo as popularly addressed has asked anyone not planning to vote for APC not to bother to show up or risk bloodshed.

This contravenes the electoral law which states that nobody should be threatened or forced to vote for anyone at the polls.

VIDEO: MC Oluomo threatens Igbo voters ahead of Lagos election, says: If you no won vote for us, sit down for house” pic.twitter.com/a9U89jTIeB

— Ogun Watch (@OgunwatchNG) March 16, 2023

Seun lalasticlala

This is a genuine call to the authorities..

Please push to fp for more views..

Cation25:
I am in Lagos. What about you?

Message me on WhatsApp.. dropped the WhatsApp number

Where are you or where is the car??

Pay my rewire's transport only and he will fix it for you..

WhatsApp me 09130 57 6357. He's a badass

Omisore?

Integrity??

In the same sentence??

Omisore, Oyetola, Aregbesola.. in the history of Osun politics, they will never be allowed to hold the post of a councillor because they will ruin the state

Omashowen:
Urgent Driver Vacancy.

Should live within Island Axis
Good knowledge of Lagos roads
Should have all licenses valid
Should be between 40years to 55years
Salary is 70k monthly plus HMO and Pension remittance.
Minimum of 5 years driving experience.

Send CV to apply@consollimited.com

70k x12= 840k a year..

A 40 year old man and above is a family man.. no matter how he lives within his means on the island, the least rent he will pay is 800k for 2 bedroom flat..

If he drives your oga inside lagoon tomorrow, hope say you no go vex??

fineboynl:
There is a nairalander here who told me that he can check car custom duty report via VIN.

He requested for fees. But since I sent the money in the morning I haven't heard from him. He stop responding to chats.

See your life.. you said 10k was too much.. you don see another person weyn go do am cheap.. now, your money don go.. sope otilo