₦airaland Forum

People for island dey get mind sha..

una go build building on water, still dey make am 21 storeys?

Dubai weyn una dey copy na desert and hard sand..

Make una dash the money to charity!

Wawu!! How do I sign up?

Lalasticlala mynd44

Times are indeed hard. Contrary to government agencies quarterly report about a positive change in cost of inflation, the reality on the street and among the masses is different. The common man finds it difficult to feed and entrepreneurs are not left out of this mess too.

However, here are 3 sure and quickfire ways to ensure your business thrives amidst current economic disposition.

1. Take your business digital
There are about 100 million Nigerians online. What this means for your business is that there are at least, 5000 people who needs your goods or services. They are actively searching online but can they find you? You would think you are online but are you on the right platform? Online platforms like Owlette App helps you to connect to the right customers at the right time.

2. Buy and Sell Online
No matter what anyone says, it is cheaper and safer to buy and sell online. What this means for your business is that you can sell at ease and at the comfort of your home. You don't even have to have a physical meeting with any of your client before delivering goods and services. This can be achieved on platforms like Owlette. Back in the olden days, if you needed to sell a laptop, you will start walking around and hawking it to different people. They will even price you anyhow. But you can take charge by setting your own price and you are guaranteed to get interested buyers as soon as possible.

3. Be Reliable
This is the most important. The best form of advertising is "word of mouth". If you have been tried and tested at least three times, you are likely to get more referrals. But some Nigerian entrepreneurs were pushed into entrepreneurship by hunger.. small 100k credit alert like this, they have blocked client and ran away. That money will finish, but that client will spend their last kobo to pull you and your reputation down

Nigerians and honesty na word and opposite

Lalasticlala da?

Bukayobam:
Clean faded first body exterior 2005 toyota corolla
Clean interior
With formica trims.

Ac, gear and engine all in top shape. Absolute buyer and drive

No price.. no location

Location?

2 millie?

Bolarineliza202:
If only all men could be strict like him,the world would had been 10times better.

When men rape women, you would ask parents to teach their boys why they should not rape instead of teaching the girls what not to wear.

Now, another dice is rolled and you still have the effontery to place responsibilities on boys again?

Your gender has being mudded since 1854

mployer:
The story is made up.

Any Nigerian that can afford 50m cannot fall for this cheap scam.

Fools don't make such money.

I wish I was.. but hell no..

So believe what you want..

Alaye.. that girl no be like who go understand all those vocabulary..

Just tell her in plain terms.. I go knack or I no go Knack!

this one is already threading the path of her olosho ancestors..

The future is femail

I was just chilling at Radisson yesterday, sipping my juice and watching 2 fine, endowed ladies wearing bikinis and taking 1000 pictures without actually swimming at all (married women moved their husbands away from the pleasurable sights).

The chair I was seated is a 3 seater with a round table and 3 extra chairs in front of it.

I was alone as I branched from church to watch Liverpool vs Manchester city in style.

Then, a man in his 50s sat beside me and we all minded our business. Not quite long, 3 men showed up and I overheard them saying they flew in from Abuja to meet a client who introduced himself as the managing director (as well as a professor) of a company handling Akwa Ibom sea port project.. can't remember the name again.

The client, a self acclaimed professor in his 60s wearing an old coat and those shoes from 1920 came in much later and started acting like he was doing the other men a favour by bring present.

Since they met me on seat, there was no way they'd ask me to excuse them.

Fast forward, they started talking about a deep port project in cross river and the man, who first came in (he owns a dredging company) will be contracted to supply over 1 million tonnes of sand.

This client then said they have secured $350B funding from investors and it's been paid. But CBN flagged the money and they have to submit documentation at CBN to prove it's legit bla bla.

He even showed the man proof of funds on his phone and he said he's flying to Abuja this monday morning to submit the documents and rectify the issue with CBN.

Now, this client said he needs money to finance the quick disbursement of that huge sum from CBN so they can start the project and do some other things. This was negotiated to 50 million.

Deep inside me, I was cringing. Who still falls for this old age scams if not for old aged people? There was no way I could tell this man he was being scammed (I'd be embarrassed and escorted out by security and wetin even concern me?)

50 million is a lot and someone who has the capacity to give you a contract running into billions will never ask you for payment before executing contract. What they get is royalty and that's after the project is completed.

Please if this is your daddy, wearing white Kaftan and was at Radisson, Ikeja yesterday, please caution him ooo because he's supposed to make that payment today..

This story is not made up.

Naijanascam:
Just like that?...... and the roads will be fixed?
And the refineries will start working, and unemployments will be there no more and without any human input?


Continue because you can't cultivate cassava and reap up cocoyam

It takes leader to do that.. and God can influence one if he's provoked

Sometimes, Nigerians don't cease to amaze me..

You give someone 20k as empowerment fund and expect them to make a living out of it.. the same 20k that cannot fuel your charade of Landcruisers and Hilux in a week..

20k cannot even buy a proper meal at Eko hotels and na there una dey lodge everyday..

I just hope when Jesus comes, he starts judging those at the top.. the masses at the bottom shouldn't suffer twice

Hello,

No long story.. your company rolls out contracts everyday because they hire contractors who can supply products used in building construction.

Sand, granite, interlocking stone, iron rods, roofing sheet, blocks, tiles etc.

We produce and supply quality materials of all these products and more.

Since you know your company better than we do, this is your chance to make more money.

Put your ears on ground and stay close to your procurement manager.

If you inform us what your firm needs and we submit proposal (we are confident of winning as our products are genuine, quality and not costly), you'd earn 5% of the total profit.

Please send a WhatsApp message to 09130 5763 57 to start.

You can save this number for future use.

My name is Engr. Temitope and I'd love for you to be a key part of my business..

Matheusmartin:
.

Hope your dad hasn't come down with any of major complications of the disease?

He's lean.. my step mom said he's no longer active in bed.. he's not gone to work in weeks..

illicit:
Diabetes can only be managed

It can't be cured

It took my mum away

Fxck

He said he's been "managing it" for years, buying drugs, and I'm sure this is self medication and road side pharmacists..

I live far away from him and he's a police officer. He called me this morning, perhaps because he couldn't keep it to himself any longer.

I'm not insensitive.. I keep up with him every other day. He's divorced my mom over 27 years ago but we still talk.. although I haven't paid him a visit in 2 years.

Doctors in the house, I'm too young to lose my dad.. he's also still young and I have not given him a grandchild yet. He must not die..

Which specialist hospital in Osogbo do you recommend? The journey to where I live cannot be embarked on by a sick man..

Defend yourself first.. find out if na hausa abi fulani abi ipob wan kee you later..

na the summary of the writeup be that..

God!! Hear my prayer..

This is what I want this August..

I have screenshoted her number and I want to call her soon.. Make it happen

Thank you Jesus!

In the year 3021, museums will be looking for cents to keep as history.. your great grandchildren will sell the ones you kept for 2 trillion dollars each.

But as you wan use am chop indomie now.. I don't know for you oo

EmptyGarden:
No o, just blackmail.

na why fruit no fit grow for your garden..

You leave post dey talk about writer..

What's your opinion about the post?

EmptyGarden:
Temitope Steve, you sure say na real name?

You wan arrest am?

My name is Temitope and I am not scared of DSS.

I may be picked up and locked up and denied access to my loved ones and my fundamental human rights but that's the sacrifice you must pay in a lawless nation.

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I've read different opinions on the attack but one that seems to capture my attention was an article titled- "what if the attack happened in the Southeast?"..

What if??!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't imagine the scenarios in your head.. let's do this together. This should be fun!

I'm glad we have a dictator at the helm of affairs who clearly understands the language that we speak and isn't afraid to communicate with us in that same language..

However, is federal character a criterion used in dispensing such fierce inhumane treatment?

Hold on! The answer is rhetoric- for now, at least.

I have watched, with tears, visuals from the gory remains of the wrecked site of NDA. How demeaning can those assailants be, to have "gathered liver" to attack the camp of armed and trained personnels? I, a civilian, am living under the protection of cruise and vibes for sure..

The attack happened over 72 hours ago right on northern soil and according to eye witnesses, majority of those who suffered casualties are reportedly christians!

Now, here's where the big question begs for answers- it doesn't matter what religion anyone practices, they have a right to choose what to practice. It doesn't also matter if it's north or south, Nigerians have the right to life- a privilege enjoyed by senior citizens in cows.

Osinbanjo has made 2 press appearances in the last 48 hours and he's yet to "express shock" as usual. Lai Mohammed is yet to condemn the attack and Buhari, the Mr Man who is 'for everybody and for nobody' has his silence deafening.

The language he knows how to speak well is not equally resonated across board. no arrest has been made, no official visit to casualties and the site where the attack happened. No apologies for failing those whose lives were cut short for his ineptitude.

And I know how this is going to play out- they will say he's working hard, lowkey, to bring the assailants to justice. Damn you!!

I don't have enough money to jet out of the land. Even if I do, I'd rather invest that sum to whatever I can to make part of the country where I reside a great place to live.

Me oo, I have given up on this administration of clueless bigots and incompetent riffraffs who don't even wear dreads nor tattoo.. we were scammed and never will people from our history rule over us anymore!!!

Temitope Steve

More photos as the housemates were thrilled by DJ Nana

BBNaija fans were thrilled and entertained by the housemates on Saturday night when they brought their A-game to the dance floor.

The likes of Beatrice, Saskay, Angel, Yousef and whitemoney had an unforgettable evening when they vibed to the tunes jockeyed by DJ Nana.

New additions of housemates have been done by Ebuka and big brother which can only mean one thing- fresh vibes and energy to look forward to this Saturday. We can't wait!

But while we do, enjoy these exclusive pictures from the night.

This is nice.. dem wan choke that Saturday.

Yerins when everybody else dey party and groove to Gordons

next time.. choke on Gordons

Make e bring out the originality in you..

Yerins don learn the hard way

Liquorose dey cry dey swear

una never see anything..

O Lanu mo Gordon..

Here we go..

Housemates are getting ready to dress up..

Let's do this

Mynd44 Lalasticlala

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