₦airaland Forum

olabrinks:
Unfortunately there’s nothing you can do about your small penis. Honestly from experience and from what I’ve heard, men with small penis do not do the justice.

it's true ...I only wonder how lesbians do it sha...

care4you:
If dogs can satisfy them, you too can...



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you have a good point Sir. Hmmm that is a perspective I never thought of

God1000:
Why should having a long pecker be your big priority in life?

because it's looking unattainable and as human, we always want what we don't have ...

KiNg0G:
dickc size don't matter, what matters is a tight toto

society puts the burden on men to be the one to satisfy the woman .. and everything that satisfies a woman is usually big.

Good day my fellow Nairalanders, this is gonna be short..ish ...I used to feel cheated when I think of it but here is my story.

So when I was a kid, lets say 3 years of age, I remember everyone around me calling me "tontolo" I used to wonder why until my mom told me it's because I was the smallest amongst my siblings but little did I know they called me that referring to my JT...

Ok ...to cut the long one shorter, I have a small dick , believe me,I think its small,I feel it is so small because when I finally I got this girl I had been hunting for months into a room,hmmm...we started pre-intimacy, we were both in the mood, and shorty decides to give me the neck... I was like, heck yeah! but to my surprise, when she whipped my thing out from my knickers...hmmm,

now, I was just anticipating that first contact with the cold lips ...As a guy you understand what I mean... I actually had my eyes closed at this point when I heard a loud laugh.

Now this wasn't a "see comedy skit" type laugh it was something deeper and it sounded like the kind of laugh you have when you break through a bank vault overnight and find out there was just a couple of hundreds.. utter disappointment!!!!!!

Haha mind you I am 6foot1 so I guess she thought I was finna shift her womb... so I kinda understand the disappointment when she saw the dick..... So she laughed! Yes she did!!!
the laugh was subconscious... she really had her expectations. Who can blame her ?

Well, she saw that I noticed the laugh and in trying to salvage whatever was left of my ego she proceeded to give me the neck. It was a sorry sight I have to say... there is something about someone laughing at your insecurities that makes your soul just recede further into this shell of a body. But It didn't take long before ALL feelings of embarrassment was replaced with a rush of pure pleasure... boy this girl was a pro! I ended up giving her the mini me that night amidst moaning and screaming and all... But I couldn't help but think if all this moaning I am hearing nah ringtone or nah cassette?

We hooked up a couple more times and God bless her she never spoke of it, and I didn't dare bring it up.

I have to be honest I am 40years gerege! And this dick problem has made it that I have only slept with maybe 6 females in my life including my wife o... Who in recent times has started to do and undo(WOMEN SMH) but that is a rant for another time. This particular rant is about dick.


ehen now !

I want to have a big dick in all honesty, simply because I want to sleep with as many women as I can before I die ...aswerugawd! (forget all you have been taught, no body knows or can substantiate any proof of after life, nah this life sure now)...my goal is 300, just so I can say I competed with king Solomon on a budget.

Initially I was calm because money was a problem you know these girls these days you have to pay to play. But now the problem is the dick I want it to be so big that when the next girl sees it, She will faint and from there she can even enter coma for 3 days! And when she wakes up she will begin to spread the good news of the WMD she saw under boda kamoru!

And any girl I give the cucumber must give me realtime ringtone not all those fake cassette they use to massage my ego. I want to hear ahhh yeeeeessshhhh uuu ... ehen. Let it be synchronizing with every well placed stroke of the gbola!.

It might sound commonplace for some of you but....

I want to know what it feels like to give a woman a good knacking where she can't walk home straight or is it a myth? I mean before I die I would like to have these types of experiences you know... It's really hard.. and I think it might be hard to comprehend for those of you born with baby arms between your legs. But for me it's another insecurity I am trying to kick in the balls so I can be free and live...

I still thank God sha I have kids although I haven't done DNA sha. I just believe they are mine ..they look like me too.


So my mature minded nairalanders wey get wisdom and vision of the elders,

How can I get a big dick?

Presently when it is flaccid, it shrivels down to 3inches+ but when erect, it stands tall and proudly unapologetic at 5inch+

How can I get it to 9inches+? I just recently decided to pursue this goal in life and hope there is someone with a good solution.

Ps I have tried jelking, pulling, twisting, masturbation excessively, cold compress, hot compress, even pounding, folding, stretching to name a few.

Nairalandnigga:
That's how the market be

with Brown roof and some people will be insulting other regions with Brown roof like there is no Brown roof in the east.

Nairalandnigga:
Thatplace is market na. On my way coming back from the market i those pictures. If na Abia City you want I'll show you.

See them below

but the roofs are Brown in the market abi ?


Ok.

See Brown roof abi dem paint am?

Bingo

Sweetplum:
It's sweet.

how would I no know ... and I have a sweet tooth sha

Sweetplum:
Pele o, historian
You said my name's ripe. Na rape on my name.
But make I just chill small.

JESUS!
Ripe as in the plum is only sweet when it is ripe .. if not it will be sour nah and it can send a man to prison for plucking it too early. ABi...is your own plum sour ?

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Guy focus on getting all the knacking you can and forget about all this ... see even from the way you complained it shows you display weakness and one thing that puts a girl off is weak men. You need to drink some red pills and know this.

Never listen to what comes out of a woman's mouth alone, because they talk with every part of their body.

Bro there are 7 women on earth to every man ... don't let a girlfriend take you on emotional rollercoaster ... just develop tunnel vision about hitting that spot and once you hit... hit... hit! You run.

It's called HIT and RUN. Hahaha

Sweetplum:
Na rape.
Why you go shake me use me tap current.

I fear you ... sweet plum sounds ripe tho!. But....Make I run sha.

Even God had to reason am before he created eve ... he didn't create eve when he made Adam because he know Wet in woman fit do.. remember as far as we know there are no female angels ... E get why haha

Some people are born with the genetic disposition to be tall, smart, sexy, etc so its not far fetched to say some are born with the genetic disposition to easily gravitate towards crime to meet their desires.


In the physical and metaphysical World, ALL things fall into a spectrum.

Sweetplum:
all na rape

haha if I shake your hand self nah rape join...yimu

Very soon men go wise. No worry

Sweetplum:
Their human rights were raped!

this gender will add rape to anything nowadays... but their fundamental human rights, the one the British gave us, was violated. In a sane world they should sue and cash out.

It's a purge

Islandlady:
Good the man must have crossed his boundary and the lady treat his f**k up and put him in his lane! That's strength of a woman

Yes I wasn't there but I know some men can misbehave ehn especially Nigerian men

shut up quick! Islandlady.... if it was a woman collecting slap will you talk that doodoo? Island lady hmmm Nah dem.

saapphiere:
Before you quote me to remind me that father,brothers are male genders, I already know it and that doesn't changed the fact that men are rapists.

this sheet is stale already... we know men are beasts ... and then? ....

In your world they are all beast ... that is why you are bitter and cold ... let me tell you, you don't want to be an old bitter woman. It's a self made prison. Get a man in your life and begin to function properly.

I kinda wanna be petty like you and throw low blows by saying I know I got sisters and mother and aunts and sheet! But ALL female people are hoz! Every last one. No matter how high they go in life or low... They all give out the snatch for a catch or cash. Hozzzzz I tell ya. Every goddam last one of em

If you want to meet the devil, go to the church ... it's usually packed full of demons in human skin trying to deceive God.

The army will soon do something ... and this is just an early justification for it. I deduce

Nice read but there is the nigerian factor that you didn't add...

Nigeria is a strange place for progress without crime.

When we talk of skills, I have so many but can't seem to turn them into money.

There is always some drama.

There are things money can't buy ... enjoy every second you have ...

He fought galantl... from the way him pull him nika up ... he wanted to die there or run ... too much CSI ... I need a PhD already

Which one be expression of interest ...

APC dey cash out.

Please God may confusion remain in their camp as they have brought horror onto the door steps of the people.

They shall continue making wrong decisions as that has been their direction even since the idea of the party first materialized the the coconut head it originated in. Spit!

Chai nollywood has finished me ooo

I wan browse something see ... e be like nah the option wey remain be that as road no wan dey clear for me again .. make I for know which way dem for do me.

I need confirm dibia no be magician level ... nah from the browsing I go take know self ...

Ps if nah person dey do the matter ... I nor care who e be .. nah to delete am straight o. So I need baba wey sabi where delete dey for keyboard o.

Oya men wey sabi